man and sword

Lin Bai was sitting on the stool, with unconcealable sadness in his heart, and three large characters unconsciously lingering in his head——

Ask for support, ask for support, seek support, seek support, support, support, support, support, support, support, support, support, support, support Begging for support, begging for support, begging for support………… It’s so cruel TAT

Lin Bai glanced at Ximen Chuuxue secretly, and saw that he was still sitting opposite with a paralyzed face, unable to see his thoughts.

Did he understand the last word or not? QAQ Lin Bai just feels that his head is starting to knot again.....

Looking at Ximen Chuuxue's expressionless face, Lin Bai couldn't help shrinking his body and hugging the sword in his hand tightly, trying to hope that he could shrink into the sword again.TAT is still safe as a sword in this world!

Ximen Chuuxue frowned, but his eyes still did not leave Lin Bai.

Lin Bai: "QAQ"

Ximen Chuuxue suddenly said: "You..."

Lin Bai interjected tremblingly, and began to explain consciously: "My surname is Lin and my name is Bai. I used to be human from body to heart. Later, although it was a sword, it was still human in essence. Now the essence is still human, and the appearance seems to be human, but I don’t know whether it is human or not.” Lin Bai immediately TAT after speaking.No matter how you hear this, it's so weird...

Ximen Chuuxue "..." Then he said slowly, "Go and change your clothes."

Lin Bai: "??"

Ximen Chuuxue lowered his eyes and explained slowly: "It's already autumn."

Lin Bai: "...!!=皮="The top of the Forbidden City is on September [-]th, and it is indeed autumn.And it was summer when he crossed over, and his floral shorts didn't even reach his knees!When Lin Bai came back to his senses, he suddenly felt very cold, his whole body was so cold.

He tugged at the coat that Ximen Chuuxue had put on him just now, and said stiffly: "Mmm!!"

Ximen Chuuxue still looked paralyzed, but there was a smile in his eyes.

Lin Bai's eyes widened, and he hypnotized himself that he was absolutely wrong, wrong, wrong, the president's needle eye!

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In the end, Lin Bai changed into the clothes brought up by his servants. He was all white and obviously a little too big.As a god who has accompanied Ximen Chuuxue for many years!sword! , Lin Bai can be sure: this is Ximen Chuuxue's clothes, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Lin Bai's height is neither short nor too tall, but it is still a little short compared to Ximen Chuuxue, and he has a small frame and less flesh.Wearing Ximen Chuuxue's clothes looked a little weird, the sleeves were a little longer, and the shoulders were a little wider...

Even if he didn't look in the mirror, Lin Bai knew that his current appearance must be very cheating!Anyway, I am still the average height of Chinese men at 177! !

Lin Bai thought for a while, but still moved his steps slowly, trying not to step on his clothes and keep his upper body in a handsome and upright posture, walked slowly to Ximen Chuuxue, and then slowly sat down on the seat.

Ximen Chuuxue picked up the teacup, pressed it against the rim of the cup, and took a sip!open!water!

Lin Bai was embarrassed, opened his mouth, and was about to start complaining, and then suddenly realized that he is now a great human being instead of a sword!People who don't have the ability to resist blows at all...So Lin Bai shut his mouth knowingly, and couldn't help but sigh again in his heart: In this world, it's better to be a sword to be safer!

So Ximen Chuuxue continued to drink tea calmly.

Lin Bai continued to struggle with how he should explain to Ximen Chuuxue that his family's sword was struck by lightning and suddenly became a person....==!

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***

As soon as Lu Xiaofeng came back, he knew that Ximen Chuuxue had already returned, so he immediately rushed to Ximen Chuuxue's room, and pushed the door open.

……

Lin Bai pulled out a stiff smile.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Lin Bai anxiously.

Ximen Chuixue remained motionless.

……

Finally Lu Xiaofeng asked in confusion, "This is it?"

Ximen Chuuxue said lightly: "Lin Bai."

Lin Baikuang nodded.

Lu Xiaofeng didn't ask any more questions, walked in with big strides, poured a glass of water on his own, then held up the teacup and stared at Ximen Chuuxue.

Ximen Fuxue's expression remained unchanged.

Lin Bai was a little confused.

Lu Xiaofeng continued to look at Ximen Chuuxue

Lin Bai's head began to knot again. Could it be that Ximen Chuuxue was transformed from a sword, and he himself is the normal one? ?

Lu Xiaofeng finally couldn't help it and said, "You, are you alright?"

Ximen Chuuxue gave him a cold look.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..." He looked at Ximen Chuuxue with a strange expression and finally couldn't help it: "You were struck by lightning just now..."

Ximen Chuuxue's face darkened.

Lin Bai couldn't help but want to laugh.

Lu Xiaofeng shrank her neck, Na Na opened her mouth to explain.

It turned out that after Ximen Chuuxue took Lin Bai away just now, everyone came to their senses and found that Ximen Chuuxue had disappeared, and they suddenly made up their minds.Ye Gucheng, the only one who had seen a little of the truth, looked into the distance with a strange expression, and then ran away silently.After Wei Ziyun and the others finished their brains, they found that Ye Gucheng was missing, and they suddenly went crazy.

That was Ye Gucheng who assassinated the emperor!Just ran away like that!

Wei Ziyun glared at Lu Xiaofeng immediately.If it weren't for Lu Xiaofeng, he wouldn't be so sure about letting Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng face off, if there wasn't a duel, this kind of thing wouldn't have happened~~

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his mustache and felt a little embarrassed.

He also didn't know that Ye Gucheng, who was originally difficult to fly, would fly away because of a thunder...

This is God's will, God's will cannot be violated, isn't it...

In the end, the little eunuch sent by the emperor brought Lu Xiaofeng away with the imperial decree and took him away from the predicament.

……

In the end, Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard and said, "This is the way things are." It was the end.

Ximen Chuuxue raised his eyebrows, noncommittal.

Lin Bai felt embarrassed, and thought to himself: Is he going to give the river crab the decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City? !And also gave Ye Gucheng to cannon fodder? !

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Ximen Chuuxue strangely, and murmured: "Could it be true what they said?!"

Lin Bai: "??"

Ximen Chuuxue gave Lu Xiaofeng a cold look, and said coldly, "What did they say?"

Lu Xiaofeng prepared his words, and said tactfully, "...just some rumors."

Ximen Chuixue sneered and didn't ask any more questions.

Lu Xiaofeng opened his mouth, but finally closed it.

Lin Bai touched his chin, and suddenly realized: It seems that few people think of himself now, only Ximen Chuuxue is the one who was struck by lightning.However, such things as changing from a sword to a person are really unreliable.

Lin Bai suddenly opened his mouth and asked, "What's wrong with the rumors?"

As soon as Lin Baihua came out of his mouth, he realized that he knew Lu Xiaofeng, and he knew everything, but Lu Xiaofeng didn't know himself!But Lu Xiaofeng, he should be the kind that he is familiar with, right?

Lu Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, then smiled friendly, glanced at Ximen Chuuxue, laughed and said, "Actually, this, this, this.....The rumors are more exaggerated hahahaha== !."

Lin Bai: "..."

Ximen Chuuxue snorted coldly, but did not speak.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled awkwardly, changed the subject silently, and said to Lin Bai, "I'm coming to Lu Xiaofeng." He stroked his mustache and added, "Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows."

Lin Bai glanced at Ximen Chuuxue, seeing that his face was calm and expressionless, he breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and said, "Lin Bai, forehead, two eyebrows."

……

Lu Xiaofeng was taken aback for a moment, then smiled with his stomach in his arms.

Lin Bai pouted, is it so funny?

Lu Xiaofeng managed to stop laughing, and said, "I don't know if your Excellency is Ximen Chuuxue?"

Lin Bai typed out the manuscript in his heart, then looked at Ximen Chuuxue, and said seriously: "I am the son of the only son of the only daughter of his grandmother's only daughter of the swordsmith of Wanmei Villa." Picking up Ximen Chuuxue's sword, Yu Yourong said: "This sword was forged by my father!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Bai looked at Ximen Chuuxue again, but saw that Ximen Chuuxue also seemed to be stunned, and then there seemed to be a smile in his eyes, and then slowly said: "Not bad."

Lu Xiaofeng: "=dish="

Lin Bai smiled slightly, and he was right, he is really the blood-hearted relative of the swordsmith!born!Son!son!

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☆, 32 Fanwai If there is only one system

First of all, let me declare that this is a real spoof episode [key point]

Lin Bai blinked, a little confused, he clearly remembered that he just took advantage of the fact that there was no one in the dormitory, and masturbated secretly, but suddenly it was completely dark.

Lin Bai blinked again, and had a guess in his heart.

Could it be that when he was masturbating fast, the end of the world came and all human beings were remade.

And he, Lin Bai, is about to be reborn in the dark, and shoulder the heavy responsibility of saving all mankind! ! !

How spectacular, how exciting! ! 11

Lin Bai suddenly felt that he was radiant...

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host, the main quest "Brilliant Newborn" was triggered due to excessive brain function]

Lin Bai: "..." What's the matter with swelling.

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host, triggering the god-level hidden mission "The first time with the great system master"]

Lin Bai: "..." What happened?

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host, the god-level hidden-level task is completed, and the god-level hidden-level task reward is about to be obtained]

Lin Bai: "..." what?

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host, the reward for the god-level hidden-level task is - "the system's first response"]

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host, the system will help you automatically receive system rewards]

【System prompt: lookatthere→.→"O(n_n)O~"】

Lin Bai found that there were three large characters wandering in his mind unconsciously, "It's so cheating..."

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host, you have finished complaining about the system, and you have obtained a new skill "[哗——]'s [哒——] ability"]

Lin Bai: "...-_-#" couldn't help asking: What does this [哗——]【哗——] mean?

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host, I got a friendly reminder from the system: whether to use [哗——] ability in exchange for the detection of [哒——] characters]

Lin Bai: "..." This group of 【哗——】【哗——】【哗——] What is the meaning of the horse (#‵′)?However, depend on it, I don't want to only prompt [哗——] [哗——] [哗——] system prompts every day.

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host, under the system's great prompt, you have completed the first time with the great system master... PS: The transaction was successful]

Lin Bai: "..." What kind of system is this? ! ==#

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host, complete the god-level hidden mission "The first time with the great system master..." and get the god-level hidden mission reward]

Lin Bai: "..." Don't tell me, what is the system's first response! ! ! ! ! ! (#‵′)convex

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host, the system will automatically receive rewards for you. PS: Host, you guessed wrong]

Lin Bai: "...([email protected][email protected]=)" what a god...

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host, the reward has been received successfully]

Lin Bai: “([email protected][email protected]=)”

【System prompt: lookatthere→.→"~(≧▽≦)/~". PS: The name of the task reward - "Secondary Response of the System"]

Lin Bai: "..."

Damn, is there anyone to stop him, he, he, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[System prompt: ([email protected][email protected]=), the host actually refers to the great system as "he", o(≧v≦)o~~ awesome]

Lin Bai: "..." vomiting blood ==!This is just a beautiful error caused by the input method! (Looks like something weird got mixed in...

[System prompt: {{{(>_<)}}}...o(>﹏<)o...~~o(>_<)o~~]

[System prompt: -_-#, the host has hurt the fragile mind of the great system, the system is about to undergo internal psychological maintenance, please apologize as soon as possible within three seconds, otherwise there will be unforeseen terrible consequences]

Lin Bai: "..."

[System prompt: 3]

[System prompt: 2]

[System prompt: ... 1.5 ... {{{(>_<)}}}]

Lin Bai: "..."

[System prompt: ... 1]

Lin Bai: "..."

[System prompt: ...0.5...Host, do you dare to apologize! ! Ps: (@? [Email Protected]) ~ ~ If you don't apologize, there will really be an unpredictable result. Oh ~~~~~~~ You have to be cautious. Yaya Yaya Yaya~~~~~]

Lin Bai: "..." Damn it, this is a broken system after all! ! (#‵′)convex

[System prompt: 0! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! PS: Since the host is still unwilling to make a deep review of the mistakes he made, this system can only reluctantly part with it, punish the host on behalf of the heavens, and correct the gastritis of heaven! ! ! ! 】

Lin Bai: "...==!" Your Chinese teacher will really feel heartbroken when she sees it, really!

[System prompt: This is just an input method error ╮(╯▽╰)╭! !Due to the ruthless, shameless, cruel and unreasonable behavior of the host, the system is about to punish it.Punishment is about to begin... PS: If the host apologizes now, the system will ignore the villain's mistakes~~~~(vv)~~~~~]

Lin Bai: "..." Qiong Yao saw another Qiong Yao.

[System prompt: (╰_╯)#... 3, 2, 1 punishment begins! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

Lin Bai: "..."

[System prompt: Host host, listen up, listen up, the punishment has really begun ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lin Bai: "..." I really want to pick my nose...

【System prompt: (╰_╯)#...(╰_╯)#】

[System prompt: Punishment begins]

[System prompt: system punishment—host apologize quickly, host apologize quickly Apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize, apologize The host apologizes, the host apologizes, apologizes, apologizes, apologizes, apologizes———————————]

Lin Bai suddenly realized that he also wanted to say - I really really want to dig my booger, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

…………

And this matter, in the end, naturally ended with Lin Bai's apology.

Because there are really few people in this world who can bear these words lingering in their minds all day long.

Swiping the screen is always unusual and shameful.

Mental attacks are always unusually powerful.

[System prompt: Host, please stop arguing about your mistakes, admitting your mistakes is the right thing to do.Great systems just help hosts realize their mistakes.What a great sentiment~~]

Lin Bai trembled three times.

Afterwards, he said slowly: Do you really know what it feels like every time I hear you read the "system prompt colon" in a tone that sounds like a junior high school English listening comprehension?

【system hint:……】

Lin Bai: Do you really know, do you know, do you know?

After a long time...

[System prompt: Congratulations~ Congratulations~Su~Master~, complete the main task "Roar of Life" and get the task reward - "Skill Dragon Singing Love".I hope the host will continue to work hard]

Lin Bai said calmly: I really don't want to despise your input method anymore...

[System prompt: friendly reminder from the system, the system really didn’t make a typo this time, my dear, it’s really "Love Xiao"~~]

Lin Bai: booger-picking

【system hint:! ! ! 】

Lin Bai: I continue to pick boogers

[System prompt: Because the host was impolite to the system, the system decided to...]

Lin Bai: "..." This time I even read "little dot dot dot dot".

[System prompt: ... the system is very angry, and the consequences are serious! ! 】

Lin Bai: I even read out the "comma" and "exclamation point"~

【system hint:……! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

Lin Bai: "...!!!!!!!!!!!!" =w=

【system hint:! ! !The system is very angry]

Lin Bai: "!!! The system is very angry" =w=

【system hint:……】

【system hint:……】

[System prompt: Chick Chick~~~Mom, the host bullied me, Chick Chick, I don't want the host anymore!Mommy~~~]

Lin Bai: "..."

The sound of the system drifts farther and farther~~

Lin Bai: "..."