Cannon fodder self-rescue strategy

Li Xiao's pregnancy is quite long, and it's a bit annoying, although the belly is not very big!It's also very annoying to want to be sweet with my husband, and I always feel like being provoked by voyeurs.So he asked every day: "Master, when will I have a baby? When will I have a baby!"

Han Dong: ...

I don't know that either! !

Han Dong himself was quite helpless!When Han Wu took his pulse, he said that the pregnancy was three buns, so the pregnancy should be quite long, and it really was quite long, almost 2000 years ago, and no birth yet!

As far as Xiao Hei's last birth was concerned, it will be more than 800 years, and now it's all right. It's been more than 2000 years since they were born, and they still don't have the idea of ​​having children.

Every time Han Dong touched Li Xiao's stomach with his own spells, he felt it, but the three buns in his stomach didn't care about him at all, and they were all dragged to the sky.

Han Dong couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Can we get rid of them?"

Li Xiao said happily: "Is it really possible?"

Suddenly there was a flattering sound in my stomach.

"Father, father, we were wrong."

"Wrong, wrong!"

"We're just sleeping, sleeping!"

All right!They are unscrupulous parents!

Only then did they have a positive contact, Mo Ran said: "They are just absorbing spiritual energy, Xiao Xiao's child must be good."

Even the emperor in heaven praised him, he really didn't have a pregnancy for such a long time, okay!have!Didn't the empress of his family conceive for a long time before Mo Ran was born?

So many people say, the longer the pregnancy, the longer it is!At least the qualifications must be very good in the future!

Han Dong and Han Wu also appeased Li Xiao's unstable emotions. Others said they were right, but every time Han Dong said that Li Xiao would ignore it no matter how impatient he was.

However, over the past 2000 years, Xiao Hei, Sancai, and Xiao Jin have also grown up and become more sensible. Xiao Hei is no longer as naughty as before, and Sancai is no longer as confused as before. Drowning, still as cold as before.

Xiao Hei and the others went to Tianshang to go to school recently, and then went to Penglai Xiandao to worship as a teacher. Xiao Hei, hey, even fell in love with a girl from Penglai Xiandao.

Yes!girl!The child who was still shouting about going to Sancai and Xiaojin when he was a child has grown up!He found that a tough man is not as good-looking as a soft girl with bread on his chest, and that girl is very good-looking, gentle and kind, with strong spells, Xiao Hei has his first love.

Whenever Li Xiao was upset, he would go and tell Li Xiao how nice, kind, and cute that girl was, which made Li Xiao's ears twitch.

Han Dong said cheerfully, "Xiao Hei! Why don't you bring that girl to Donghai to have fun?"

Sancai was not very happy to hear that his younger brother had the girl on the left and the girl on the right, he was not very happy.The reason is that he hasn't found the one he likes yet!It was my younger brother who took the lead.Not happy, kind hearted!

Xiao Hei raised a pair of eyes that looked very similar to Li Xiao's and asked, "Is the father real?"

Han Dong said: "Of course!"

So the next day, when he was going to school, Xiao Hei said to the girl: "Xiao Hong! My father told you to go to my house to play, do you want to go?"

Xiaohong was concentrating on practicing the transformation technique. Hearing this, she raised her red eyes, blinked and said, "Donghai Dragon King Han Dong?"

Xiao Hei didn't understand why he asked such a question, but he nodded and said, "Yes! My father is Han Dong, the Dragon King of the East China Sea."

There was a flash of joy in Xiaohong's eyes, she nodded immediately, and said gently: "I see, I will go back with you when school is over today."

Sancai rolled his eyes, he really didn't like this girl very much, he always felt that the girl's appearance was different from her heart.But, he is an older brother, if he tells his younger brother that there is something wrong with this girl at this time, his younger brother will definitely quarrel with him, and besides, who made his younger brother have a young lover, hum!Just don't tell him, he is very stingy.

So the day passed quickly, and in the evening, Xiaohong was kindly invited by Xiaohei, and Sancai reluctantly followed them to the East China Sea.

Today is the first time for my son to bring a classmate, cough, my little girlfriend is back, I am very happy to be my father, and I am in a state of excitement throughout the day, so I quickly finished dealing with things today, and specially brought some spiritual food, After showing off his skills, Li Xiao was amazed and slightly jealous, "Isn't it the daughters-in-law whose sons have never been married, why are you so excited?"

Han Dong went over and kissed him, and said with a smile: "It's the first time in our little black man's life that he likes a girl. We parents should pay attention to it."

Li Xiao snorted angrily, but he still remembered that when Xiao Hei was young, the two sons made a joke because of Xiao Jin!

It's the first time?This should obviously be the second time, of course!It is indeed the first time that I like a girl.Li Xiao thought for a while, and decided not to dampen the enthusiasm of his husband.

So at night, Xiao Hei's cheerful voice came over, "Father, father and concubine, Xiao Hei has returned with his daughter-in-law."

Little Red:  …

Sancai: ...

Han Dong & Li Xiao: ...

The two couldn't help laughing, Han Dong stepped forward and patted his head and said, "What are you talking about! Look at how embarrassing you are for messing with this girl!" Han Dong looked at Xiaohong gently.

Xiaohong recognized Han Dong and looked at her, she was so excited that she didn't want to!

Han Dong!This is the legendary Dragon King of the East China Sea!He was a good man, a good husband, a good father, who every woman and man wanted to marry.She admired him since she was a child, liked him, dreamed of meeting him, um, and wanted to marry him in her own selfishness.

However, after seeing Li Xiao, this thought broke a little bit. It is really that Li Xiao looks so beautiful, and the whole person's temperament is also cold and beautiful. The outside exudes, and the whole person is extremely charming.

Xiaohong curled her lips unwillingly, she looked at Han Dong and said suddenly: "Donghai Dragon King, I like you and want to marry you."

Han Dong & Xiaohei & Sancai: ...

Li Xiao's face changed slightly, and he didn't seem to care, but he crushed a jade pendant on his waist that Han Dong gave him.

After finishing speaking, Xiaohong raised her eyebrows and said: "Although you are good-looking, have a high temperament, and a high level of cultivation. But I am still young, and I will definitely be better than you in the future. Let's do it today! I'm leaving." Said She ran away beeping.

Black:  …

How can the plot be broken!

Sancai: ...

He just said that this girl has bad intentions!

Han Dong: How can I be so wronged!

"Daughter-in-law, I, I, and I have nothing to do with me." He said cautiously, and gave Xiao Hei a sideways glance.

Xiao Hei expressed his innocence, and he didn't know that Xiao Hong actually liked his father, so isn't the father his rival in love?

He cried and said, "Father, I want to fight you."

Han Dong: Dead boy!It seems to beat you!

Li Xiaoyin looked at Xiao Hei with a smile: "Xiao Hei! Alright, alright! From today on, you shut yourself up and think about your mistakes." After speaking, he returned to the dormitory slowly.

Then he felt his stomach hurt!It was a dull pain at the beginning, and then it became more and more severe.

Han Dong then followed him in. Seeing his head sweating and his face getting paler, he couldn't help asking anxiously, "What's wrong with you, wife? What's the matter?"

Li Xiao angrily glared at the instigator, eh!Like the husband who always caused him debts for nothing, he said coldly, "I'm going to give birth?"

Huh?Huh huh?

It's about to give birth?In this situation?Baozi, who has never wanted to be born, is about to be born?

He hurriedly carried Li Xiao back to the bed, and casually took out the ginseng tea made from ginseng in previous years from the storage bag and let Li Xiao drink it. He didn't want to come until Li Xiao finished drinking it. Li Xiao should walk on the ground instead of lying down. He supported Li Xiao and walked for a long time, Li Xiao said: "Go and find Han Wu, and then make me something to eat, I will walk slowly by myself."

Han Dong nodded and sent a message to Han Wu and the others, then ran to the kitchen to cook for Li Xiao.

Then everyone knew that Li Xiao was about to give birth because of Han Dong's peach debt.

And Xiaohong's parents were almost scared to death because of Xiaohong's youth and frivolity.Who is Han Dong!That is the son-in-law of the grandson of the Emperor of Heaven, and he still thinks...

ah!The old couple couldn't talk anymore, so they found a lot of expensive things and prepared to come to Li Xiao with gifts to apologize after giving birth.

It is said that Han Dong finally finished cooking, let Li Xiao eat some, and then walked with Li Xiao in the bedroom, chatting with him, compared to the last time when he was so uncomfortable and scared, this time Li Xiao was so relaxed .It took ten days of hard work and finally when the last wave of pain came, before he had time to think about how to exert force, he waited for Han Dong with an ugly face.

Han Dong looked puzzled, and looked down from Li Xiao's line of sight. It turned out that Li Xiao was born directly, standing up, and those little guys knew how to use spells when they landed. gravity.

So, three, four, and five of their family were born under such circumstances!

And Xiaohong's parents also came to apologize the next day!But I heard that Li Xiao became more strict with Han Dong after that, and his favorite thing to do now is to show affection!

Because they want to love each other for 1 years, for a long time!