Cannon fodder self-rescue strategy

joke!How dare he talk nonsense in front of the children!His father and concubine deducted 100 years of pocket money from him, and even the delicious food he hid in a cave was confiscated, and he was sent to the East China Sea to work as a laborer, God!

He really didn't expect his nephew to be so cute that he would take lies as truth.

Well!With such a cute and playful nephew, I definitely want my cousin to give birth to a few more, every life must be born.

Hey hey hey!The father and concubine also secretly gave him some birth control pills, and asked him to secretly give him to his cousin Li Xiao to take it.snort!You wait for my chance to take revenge!

So this matter was settled, the little uncle ran to Donghai's thugs, cough, not to Bu Yu's assistant, if he had something to do, he almost caused a catastrophe. We all know that there is a certain amount of rain in the area under your jurisdiction. If you place too much, you will be punished.

So, the little uncle was beaten up by Li Xiao again, this time, something went wrong.Li Xiao got pregnant and won the lottery!In order to prevent the little uncle from causing trouble, the little uncle was summoned back with tears in his eyes, and was beaten by his own father.

Little uncle is so miserable!

The whole family was very happy when they found out that Li Xiao was pregnant with a baby. Han Dongle hugged Li Xiao for a few days and kept him from moving, for fear that he would get tired. It was different last time!The last time was really all kinds of things, and there was not a day of peace and stability. Han Dong felt that he didn't take good care of Li Xiao at that time.So this time I decided to take good care of the pregnant woman to make up for what happened last time.

On the other hand, after Xiao Hei found out that Li Xiao was pregnant, his complexion was slightly unwell, and he even had a tantrum.Mo Ran brought him to them, Feng Jiu patted his grandson's head and asked, "What happened to our Xiao Hei?"

Xiao Hei lowered his head and moved his fingers back and forth, "Father and concubine are pregnant with a baby."

Feng Jiu smiled and said, "Yes! Xiao Hei is going to have a little brother."

Xiao Hei pouted, "But Xiao Hei doesn't like my little brother. If my father and the others have a little brother, they won't love me and Sancai."

Sancai was next to him, and said in a daze, "But Sancai likes little brothers, soft and fat ones can be used as toys."

Xiao Hei struggled for a moment, "Can it be used as a toy?"

Sancai nodded firmly, "Yes! You can bully me as much as you want. Then you can let the little brother take the blame."

Hearing this, Xiao Hei's eyes lit up immediately, and he no longer struggled with the question of whether his father and the king loved him or not.

Mo Ran and Feng Jiu twitched the corners of their mouths at the same time, and Mo Ran even said with a straight face: "Sancai, your behavior is wrong! My brother is not a toy, you are an older brother, and if you want to love your younger brother, you are connected by blood." family."

Sancai was in a low mood, "Oh." Then she thought of something, her eyes lit up, and she asked happily, "Can I eat fish?"

Hey Hey hey!The topic changed too quickly!

Mo Ran and Feng Jiu had no choice but to take their two grandsons to catch fish and eat them.

Xihai Dragon King was also very happy to know that his daughter-in-law was pregnant again. During this period of time, he didn't go to see his son Han Dong because of Hei Yan's entanglement, and Xiao Jin also missed his two little friends very much.

Hei Yan curled his lips, "I report at my son's house every day, and I don't think my son is annoying."

The Dragon King of Xihai's face suddenly collapsed when he heard it, and asked in a low voice: "Son, will you really be annoyed?" He has never cared about his son since he was born. There are fathers and mothers who are in pain, but the eldest son has nothing to enjoy. He feels guilty inside!

Then he said: "It's all your fault, if my son bothers me, I'll run away from home."

Huh huh!

Hei Yan's heart stopped for a moment. His original intention was just to eat the elder son's jealousy, and the two of them didn't have a deep relationship to be honest. He couldn't be like the Dragon King of the West Sea, looking at his elder son every day without giving him anything. Caring, so just...

"Ma'am, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong. Let's go and see the eldest son, shall we?" So the whole family set off to the East China Sea in a mighty way. Just arrived in the East China Sea, some heavenly soldiers who came to send congratulatory gifts from the sky Shocked.

Are you going to marry your daughter?The rows of boxes are almost blinding, okay?

Han Dong just finished receiving the last gift list, and he smiled and rewarded the little fairy officials who came over to bring gifts, only to see the Dragon King of the West Sea, "Father, why are you here?"

Hei Yan said angrily: "It's not that your wife is pregnant, your father was anxious to come and have a look."

Xiao Jin looked left and right, "Brother, where are Xiao Hei and Sancai?"

Han Dong patted his head and said, "They're at Uncle Mo Ran's place, you can go and play with them."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Jin bowed to the two fathers, and wagging his tail, he quickly went to find the two little friends.

Only then did Han Dong say to the Dragon King of the West Sea: "Thank you father for caring about your son so much. My son is very happy."

Han Dong understood the mentality of the Dragon King of the West Sea very well, especially after he became a father, and he often persuaded Li Xiao and Mo Ran to let go of their past grievances, and they couldn't be said to love each other!At least some warmth is also good.

After all, Moran and the others really wanted to reconcile with Li Xiao, and Feng Jiu was so happy when Li Xiao took the initiative to show his kindness. This is probably the mood of a parent.

Although Han Dong's tone was very polite, the Dragon King of the West Sea was still very happy!Han Dong said again: "Father, let's go slowly. He must be very boring now." Ever since he was pregnant with his baby, Han Dong has forbidden him to do all kinds of dangerous things.

In the past few hundred years from Xiao Xiao, because of Han Dong's habits, he has also developed a temper with Han Dong, and now he is having a relationship with Han Dong.

The Dragon King of the West Sea and Han Dong have also been together for these years. Of course, he knows what kind of character Han Dong is. It will make Li Xiao tired.

So he smiled and said, "Okay!" Pointing to Hei Yan, he said, "Go and help Dong'er deal with things."

Hei Yan raised his arms over his head helplessly, "Yes, yes!" He pulled Han Dong and went to work.

The Dragon King of the West Sea just went to Han Dong's bedroom. At this time, Li Xiao was lying on the couch, flipping through the little story books in the world. It's just two precious sons, like Moran, they rarely come here, maybe because he knows that he doesn't like them very much.

snort!It must be that my husband is back, so he ignores him, he is really too much, he wants to draw a picture, but Han Dong said that drawing is tiring, and you have to write, how tiring your body is!Well, he endured.He said that he wanted to go to Youyuan Tea, and Han Dong said, the journey is far away, so let's stay in Dragon Palace!Fart, it's already there as soon as you turn around, and it's not far away, okay, he bears it.So, he said to get some soup and water to drink. Recently, because Han Dong is very busy and tired and thin, he feels distressed.Damn, he said that his fingers would be bad if he was tired, so let's rest at ease.

Ahhhhh!Han Dong doesn't love him anymore, he just loves the tadpole in his stomach.The original words were told by Han Dong.

The Dragon King of Xihai looked at Li Xiao's unhappy face, and asked with a smile, "Who made my wife angry?"

When Li Xiao heard the news, he closed the book at once, stood up and bowed to the Dragon King of the West Sea, and said angrily, "It's not that bastard Han Dong." So he told the Dragon King of the West Sea what Han Dong had done. Say it again.

When the Dragon King of the West Sea heard these things, he couldn't help laughing, and then said enviously: "You are luckier than me. You met a lover when you were young." Then he told Li Xiao about some things he encountered when he was young. over again.

After listening to what the Dragon King of the West Sea said, Li Xiao Lian lost the emotion in his eyes, and he couldn't help but rejoice that it was Han Dong who met him back then. Han Dong loved him, loved him, protected him, and tolerated him. He was not stupid, of course he could feel it. Otherwise, he wouldn't show his temper a little bit in front of Han Dong.snort!This is what Han Dong is used to, his family's husband said it! 'I'm happy to spoil you, who told you that you are my wife!I am not used to you who are you used to? ' When he heard this, his heart was almost sweet.

Hearing his father-in-law telling him about the past now, he couldn't help thinking of his father Feng Jiu, and couldn't help touching his stomach with his palm, "Father, don't think about the past, it's good to live well now."

The Dragon King of Xihai smiled happily, "Yes! It's really good to live well now." After speaking, he teased Li Xiao and said, "You don't know how many gods and monsters in the world are envious of you. My son is a good man, Good husband, good father, tsk tsk, even his own father can't compare to him, if you don't watch carefully, be careful not to be pried away by other gods."

After hearing the previous sentence, he was quite happy and proud, but after hearing the latter sentence, he immediately changed his face, "Huh! Who dares to spy on my husband, I will destroy his whole family." ran away.

The Dragon King of the West Sea supported his forehead and sighed.Hei Yan hugged him from behind, "Happy?"

"Aren't you at Dong'er's place?" Then he thought of something.

Hei Yan kissed him, "Maybe give birth to me too." Bending down and hugging the Dragon King of the West Sea, he walked away.

When Han Dong saw that Hei Yan had just disappeared, Li Xiao from his family rushed over in a daze. He was so frightened that he quickly caught his body and glared at him, "Why did you run so fast? What if you fell down?"

Li Xiao listened to his husband's words of concern, and secretly said happily: "Sister-in-law, you are the best. I love you the most."

Well!No matter how angry he was, it disappeared because of his words. He pinched his cheek, "Today, you are glib, so you are not angry with me?"

Li Xiao shook his head quickly, "No more, no more!" He hugged Han Dong tightly and said, "Master, I love you forever and ever."

What the hell! ! !

Han Dong jumped immediately. This was the first time since Li Xiao married him that he expressed his love so clearly and strongly.Han Dong was so excited that he didn't want to, and quickly said, "Yes! I also love you forever and ever."

I don't know when Xiao Hei, who hid here and watched the play for a long time, suddenly held up San Cai and Xiao Jin's little hands and said in a childlike voice: "I love you forever and ever." He imitated the words of the two fathers.

Sancai nodded and replied, "Well, I love you."

Xiao Jin said coldly: "That's needless to say."

Han Dong: Dead boy! ! !