Cannon fodder self-rescue strategy
Chapter 7
The two used the invisibility technique to go ashore from Qingping Lake and found a remote place to transform. Under Han Dong's suggestion, they lowered their appearance and clothing.
When Han Dong took out the water mirror and showed Li Xiao what he looked like now, Li Xiao was really surprised, novel, shy and excited, and even snatched Han Dong's water mirror, and looked back and forth several times until Han Dong Urging him to be a little reluctant to put down the water mirror.
After all, he has never done this kind of thing since he was a child, even going out, counting with his fingers is the second time.
Therefore, he kept smiling all the way, which made Han Dong feel very distressed.
After walking for a short time, they finally crossed the hillside, walked through the fertile farmland, and entered the inner city.
Probably because of the morning, there was a lot of hawking on the street, and many people came to buy some fresh vegetables and meat with baskets on their backs at this time.
As soon as Li Xiao entered the inner city, he opened his wide eyes and looked around curiously, trembling slightly from time to time, nervously clutching Han Dong's hand, very at a loss.
Han Dong sighed slightly, smiled and took his hand, planning to take a look on the street first.In fact, he has just traveled through time not long ago, and in fact he only knows the outline, not the inside.And I can't show my ignorance in front of my wife.Man!It is always important to save face in front of my wife.
So he whispered to Li Xiao: "Xiao Li'er, let's have breakfast first, um, breakfast?"
Breakfast?What is that?In the world of goblins, there is no such thing as breakfast, at least Li Xiao himself never knew about breakfast, they only absorb the essence of the sun and the moon to practice continuously, that's it.
However, none of these would hinder his curiosity about the human world. He raised his bright eyes with an expression of asking me?
Han Dong clenched his right hand and coughed softly at his mouth, but it was actually a concealed smile. Nima, isn't this wife too cute?
He said: "This is my husband's negligence, Xiao Li'er should not be angry with me. In order to make amends, how about asking Xiao Li'er to eat bean curd and meat buns for my husband?" In fact, he didn't know what's so good about this place. What to eat!However, according to the law of novels, what kind of buildings are there in ancient times, what kind of buildings!That's where a lot of money is spent, in order not to lose face and face.
It’s better to be safe and choose bean curd and meat buns!After all, these two things are for frying chicken skills. For example, when a certain pig's foot finds the bean curd at the old Wang's house on the street corner, his cool old Gong will abandon the delicacies of mountains and seas and go to the roof with the pig's foot to leak the wind At the corner of the street, I ate bowls of bean curd, and at the end I was moved and said, why have I never eaten such a delicious thing before?
I really don't understand the world of the rich.
Wrong topic...
After Han Dong said this to Li Xiao, Li Xiao looked like you should be so small, arrogantly waiting for his husband to lead the way and feed him.
Hey, hey, the promised pig's feet are domineering and leaking?Shall we be a little reserved?
However, hehehe, the more his pig's feet are like this, he will not be far away from the day when the little black badge of death will be extinguished. This is very good, um, really!
Han Dong held his wife Li Xiao's hand, and the two of them were heading towards the Dou Hua food stall.But tired!Han Dong himself didn't know the location and direction of Douhua, so he was determined to kill the mouse with a blind cat.Bah, just follow the direction of the corner of the small alley.
On the way to the bean curd stall, it's the period!In order to disturb Li Xiao's attention, he also introduced to him what's good on this street, and what can make a delicious good time when he buys it back.
Han Dong spoke clearly and logically, and he could even tell a poignant story about some small toys sold on the street.
Seeing this, Li Xiao, who had never been out before, looked down on him on the surface, but on the inside?It's impossible to worship his husband-in-law so much, so he rushed up to kiss his husband-in-law to reward his talents.
Look, people look for a husband, and he also looks for a husband.The husbands of the other goblins are all five big and three rough, handsome and extraordinary, with a demonic aura, only know how to practice, aggressive and fierce, in order to cultivate into a fairy, they will do anything to confuse all demon men and women, ordinary men and women.The essence in the stomach is that besides the evil spirit, there is very little knowledge of writing and ink.Occasionally there may be a few weird freaks, but it is also for the pursuit of people or cannibalism, to show that I am not a fool who only knows how to practice.
Is it practical...?
If Han Dong knew what his wife was thinking, he would break out in a cold sweat.
Can he say that his purpose of doing this is to show off, no, no, no, is it to delay time?
How far is the corner of Nima Street!His mouth was dry.Can the shopkeeper bring me some water and take a sip?
Suddenly Han Dong stopped at a stall, Li Xiao was slightly displeased because of his presence, but Han Dong ignored him, his eyes were attracted by the emerald red hairpin on the stall.The clean and bright color made him feel very suitable for his wife. He thought that his wife should wear it to see it, so he took the first step physically and picked up the hairpin.Li Xiao was confused by his actions, but he waited obediently until he saw Han Dong's bluish-red hairpin compared to his hair, his heart skipped a beat for some reason. It was a little faster, and the flow of blood rushed to his two small white ears.
He lowered his eyes slightly, and his long eyelashes fluttered slightly like two small fans, concealing his incomprehension and inexplicability.
The peddler also had winks, and when he saw the two young men holding hands, he did not discriminate or contempt. In this country with open folk customs, it is not uncommon for men and women to fall in love and get married, so he rubbed his hands together. , said with a smile: "This son really has good eyesight. This is the most popular style in the capital. Many young masters wear one to beg for a good marriage and love between husband and wife."
"Oh?" Han Dong played with the hairpin, "How do you say it?"
When the peddler heard that there was something interesting, he hurried forward and explained: "It is said that thousands of years ago, there was a pair of fairy-like couples. The house, living together, but they didn't live long, the wife died of illness, the husband was very sad, so he bought a jade hairpin, hoping that his love would be with his wife for a long time after death.
I don't know if his sincerity touched the heavens, but his wife came back from the dead on the first seven days. It just so happened that the husband's hairpin was also completed on that day, so he put this hairpin carved by himself on the on his wife's head.In the end, the two lived happily ever after. Speaking of being touched, the peddler not only rolled up his sleeves to wipe away the tears that flowed from the corners of his eyes.
Li Xiao was calm on the surface, but he held Han Dong's hand tightly, feeling a little sad in his heart, as if he remembered the legend about his parents that he had heard in the clan.
Han Dong secretly twitched the corners of his mouth. What a poignant love story, it's probably because a certain boss wants to make a lot of money, so he just made up a story.
And people in ancient times seemed to believe in such things. He nodded to the peddler, and thanked him modestly, "Thank you, brother, for clarifying the confusion. So how about buying three pennies for me?"
Why don't you grab it! ! !The peddler roared in his heart.On the face, he said with embarrassment: "Look at your handsome appearance, gorgeous clothes, and polite manners. And the man next to you is equally outstanding. This hairpin is just right for you. As for the price?" He rubbed his hands, "Too If it’s less, it will cost fifty Wen.”
Han Dong frowned, and was about to talk to him when he heard a shrill scream not far away.
It seems that a group of people gathered around the three orphans and widowed mothers, intending to act fiercely.
When Han Dong took out the water mirror and showed Li Xiao what he looked like now, Li Xiao was really surprised, novel, shy and excited, and even snatched Han Dong's water mirror, and looked back and forth several times until Han Dong Urging him to be a little reluctant to put down the water mirror.
After all, he has never done this kind of thing since he was a child, even going out, counting with his fingers is the second time.
Therefore, he kept smiling all the way, which made Han Dong feel very distressed.
After walking for a short time, they finally crossed the hillside, walked through the fertile farmland, and entered the inner city.
Probably because of the morning, there was a lot of hawking on the street, and many people came to buy some fresh vegetables and meat with baskets on their backs at this time.
As soon as Li Xiao entered the inner city, he opened his wide eyes and looked around curiously, trembling slightly from time to time, nervously clutching Han Dong's hand, very at a loss.
Han Dong sighed slightly, smiled and took his hand, planning to take a look on the street first.In fact, he has just traveled through time not long ago, and in fact he only knows the outline, not the inside.And I can't show my ignorance in front of my wife.Man!It is always important to save face in front of my wife.
So he whispered to Li Xiao: "Xiao Li'er, let's have breakfast first, um, breakfast?"
Breakfast?What is that?In the world of goblins, there is no such thing as breakfast, at least Li Xiao himself never knew about breakfast, they only absorb the essence of the sun and the moon to practice continuously, that's it.
However, none of these would hinder his curiosity about the human world. He raised his bright eyes with an expression of asking me?
Han Dong clenched his right hand and coughed softly at his mouth, but it was actually a concealed smile. Nima, isn't this wife too cute?
He said: "This is my husband's negligence, Xiao Li'er should not be angry with me. In order to make amends, how about asking Xiao Li'er to eat bean curd and meat buns for my husband?" In fact, he didn't know what's so good about this place. What to eat!However, according to the law of novels, what kind of buildings are there in ancient times, what kind of buildings!That's where a lot of money is spent, in order not to lose face and face.
It’s better to be safe and choose bean curd and meat buns!After all, these two things are for frying chicken skills. For example, when a certain pig's foot finds the bean curd at the old Wang's house on the street corner, his cool old Gong will abandon the delicacies of mountains and seas and go to the roof with the pig's foot to leak the wind At the corner of the street, I ate bowls of bean curd, and at the end I was moved and said, why have I never eaten such a delicious thing before?
I really don't understand the world of the rich.
Wrong topic...
After Han Dong said this to Li Xiao, Li Xiao looked like you should be so small, arrogantly waiting for his husband to lead the way and feed him.
Hey, hey, the promised pig's feet are domineering and leaking?Shall we be a little reserved?
However, hehehe, the more his pig's feet are like this, he will not be far away from the day when the little black badge of death will be extinguished. This is very good, um, really!
Han Dong held his wife Li Xiao's hand, and the two of them were heading towards the Dou Hua food stall.But tired!Han Dong himself didn't know the location and direction of Douhua, so he was determined to kill the mouse with a blind cat.Bah, just follow the direction of the corner of the small alley.
On the way to the bean curd stall, it's the period!In order to disturb Li Xiao's attention, he also introduced to him what's good on this street, and what can make a delicious good time when he buys it back.
Han Dong spoke clearly and logically, and he could even tell a poignant story about some small toys sold on the street.
Seeing this, Li Xiao, who had never been out before, looked down on him on the surface, but on the inside?It's impossible to worship his husband-in-law so much, so he rushed up to kiss his husband-in-law to reward his talents.
Look, people look for a husband, and he also looks for a husband.The husbands of the other goblins are all five big and three rough, handsome and extraordinary, with a demonic aura, only know how to practice, aggressive and fierce, in order to cultivate into a fairy, they will do anything to confuse all demon men and women, ordinary men and women.The essence in the stomach is that besides the evil spirit, there is very little knowledge of writing and ink.Occasionally there may be a few weird freaks, but it is also for the pursuit of people or cannibalism, to show that I am not a fool who only knows how to practice.
Is it practical...?
If Han Dong knew what his wife was thinking, he would break out in a cold sweat.
Can he say that his purpose of doing this is to show off, no, no, no, is it to delay time?
How far is the corner of Nima Street!His mouth was dry.Can the shopkeeper bring me some water and take a sip?
Suddenly Han Dong stopped at a stall, Li Xiao was slightly displeased because of his presence, but Han Dong ignored him, his eyes were attracted by the emerald red hairpin on the stall.The clean and bright color made him feel very suitable for his wife. He thought that his wife should wear it to see it, so he took the first step physically and picked up the hairpin.Li Xiao was confused by his actions, but he waited obediently until he saw Han Dong's bluish-red hairpin compared to his hair, his heart skipped a beat for some reason. It was a little faster, and the flow of blood rushed to his two small white ears.
He lowered his eyes slightly, and his long eyelashes fluttered slightly like two small fans, concealing his incomprehension and inexplicability.
The peddler also had winks, and when he saw the two young men holding hands, he did not discriminate or contempt. In this country with open folk customs, it is not uncommon for men and women to fall in love and get married, so he rubbed his hands together. , said with a smile: "This son really has good eyesight. This is the most popular style in the capital. Many young masters wear one to beg for a good marriage and love between husband and wife."
"Oh?" Han Dong played with the hairpin, "How do you say it?"
When the peddler heard that there was something interesting, he hurried forward and explained: "It is said that thousands of years ago, there was a pair of fairy-like couples. The house, living together, but they didn't live long, the wife died of illness, the husband was very sad, so he bought a jade hairpin, hoping that his love would be with his wife for a long time after death.
I don't know if his sincerity touched the heavens, but his wife came back from the dead on the first seven days. It just so happened that the husband's hairpin was also completed on that day, so he put this hairpin carved by himself on the on his wife's head.In the end, the two lived happily ever after. Speaking of being touched, the peddler not only rolled up his sleeves to wipe away the tears that flowed from the corners of his eyes.
Li Xiao was calm on the surface, but he held Han Dong's hand tightly, feeling a little sad in his heart, as if he remembered the legend about his parents that he had heard in the clan.
Han Dong secretly twitched the corners of his mouth. What a poignant love story, it's probably because a certain boss wants to make a lot of money, so he just made up a story.
And people in ancient times seemed to believe in such things. He nodded to the peddler, and thanked him modestly, "Thank you, brother, for clarifying the confusion. So how about buying three pennies for me?"
Why don't you grab it! ! !The peddler roared in his heart.On the face, he said with embarrassment: "Look at your handsome appearance, gorgeous clothes, and polite manners. And the man next to you is equally outstanding. This hairpin is just right for you. As for the price?" He rubbed his hands, "Too If it’s less, it will cost fifty Wen.”
Han Dong frowned, and was about to talk to him when he heard a shrill scream not far away.
It seems that a group of people gathered around the three orphans and widowed mothers, intending to act fiercely.
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