Cannon fodder self-rescue strategy

Qingping Town is a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, with the West Sea in the west, Qingping Lake in the inner lake, Annan Mountain in the east, and Xiaoanlin in the interior.It can be said that there are mountains when you rely on mountains, and there are seas when you rely on seas.

People in Qingping Town have worked hard all their lives in farming, fishing, and prey, and they can be considered to be able to get enough food and clothing to live.

But a few days ago, someone died suddenly in Qingping Lake, which is terrible.

The bosses of Qingping Town who heard the news immediately exploded.

The main business of the people in Qingping Town is fishing.

If this annoyed the Dragon Lord of the West Sea, it would be bad for the fish in the water to avoid fishermen like them in the future.

Therefore, they all hated the fisherman who broke the taboo.

There has always been a legend about Qingping Lake that it is the location of Longmen.

It is the place where the millennium carp practiced to become immortals. No matter what, you can't fish in that lake, otherwise you will be retaliated by the aquarium.

Sure enough, the nearest fishermen couldn't catch any fish.

All the people in Qingping Town are condemning the fisherman who went to Qingping Lake to fish without authorization.

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On the second day of their wedding, the Dragon King specially approved that the two of them would not come to pay their respects. This was a bubbling event for Han Dong and his wife.

Neither of them wanted to deal with that woman, Bai Shuiniang, and they thought they might as well study the double cultivation strategy sent by someone in the room.

However, the research has not yet been done.A disturbing voice came in, "How long are you going to be lazy, I don't know if we are going to leave the day after tomorrow?" He opened the bead curtain and walked away.

Regardless of the fact that this is their new house, the husband and wife haven't gotten up yet.

Han Dong was very displeased. He wrapped his wife into balls very quickly, and then said in a bad tone: "Father, do you understand etiquette? We haven't woken up yet? Are you interested in seeing your son-in-law?" body?" As he spoke, he wanted to pull back the curtain.

He was willing, but Li Xiao, who was wrapped into a ball by him, suddenly stretched out his white and tender arms to hold him, and said with displeasure, "How dare you!" My husband-in-law can't show that old bastard.

Han Dong chuckled, lowered his head and kissed him, and said in a low voice, "I don't dare. Listen to my wife for my husband."

Li Xiao snorted softly, then quickly retracted his hand.

Feng Lanyu's face stiffened, she glanced at the direction of the curtain with a vague expression, and wanted to leave with a flick of her sleeves angrily, but at this time, Yuse called softly outside: "Your Highness, are you awake? Do you need a meal?"

Han Dong was playing with Li Xiao's fingers in the bed, and said to Yu Se outside: "Yu Se! Please invite my father-in-law out first! Otherwise, I won't dare to answer you."

Yuse was stunned for a moment, and Feng Lanyu walked out blushing.

Seeing Feng Lanyu who came out, Yu Se really couldn't say a word.

The newlyweds hadn't gotten up yet, and his father-in-law rushed into the new house in disregard of etiquette, what the hell was going on?Although goblins really don't need to be polite and honest, and they don't have to worry about indecent things.

But goblins are also territorial. If a sleeping goblin is disturbed by someone, this is a provocation to them, a provocation.

But he didn't dare to say that nonsense, so he retreated as if he didn't see anything.

After everyone outside had left, Han Dong said with a slight smile, "Why don't we go to the human world to have a look while there are still a few days left?"

Li Xiao was still a little sleepy, but he couldn't help but raise his head when he heard this, and looked straight at him with a pair of beautiful eyes, with joy flashing in his eyes.He pretended to be impatient and said: "Then what are you waiting for, and help Mrs. Ben get dressed." A pair of white ears turned red in an instant.

Han Dong suppressed his smile, okay!He thinks he likes Li Xiao's small appearance a little bit, so why not?

[You can like it.This is your gold medal for avoiding death!No, your gold medal for avoiding death is a seed in your stomach.Oh, you still have Shangfang Sword!Host, come on and take it!Wo looks forward to the day you don't die. 】

Han Dong: ...

He understands the gold medal for avoiding death, but what kind of joke is Shangfang's sword?Could it be his wife Li Xiao?Well, this is possible!

He accidentally touched the little red bean on Li Xiao's chest, and Li Xiao stared fiercely at his neck for a moment.

Humph said: "Get out of bed, and want to take advantage of my wife, court death."

Han Dong covered his neck, with a really grievance on his face, so he said: "Ma'am, you have such a tough temper, you don't even let you eat some tofu. I'm really depressed as a husband. I decided to consider finding a concubine to eat in the near future." Tofu."

"You dare? You were my Li Xiao's man at birth, and my Li Xiao's ghost at your death. You drugged me and ruined my life, and you still want to find a concubine? I cut off your limbs to see if you dare to be arrogant with me." Seeing Han Dong's face getting darker and darker.Twitching a bit, her fair face was slightly flushed, "You can eat your fill on the bed, but you have to pay attention to etiquette when you get out of bed."

"Fairies also need manners?" Han Dong asked with a smile.

His fair ears turned even redder, and he said angrily, "Of course you have to be polite. Fairies, fairies are human too!"

Han Dong: ...

This was the first time I heard of it. After tidying up his clothes, he hugged his waist and leaned against his head and asked, "What about privately?" He blew into his ear as a mischievous.

Li Xiao shook his body, pushed Han Dong away fiercely, waved his hand and hit him, and said fiercely: "Of course not. When my wife is happy, I will let you serve me." Then he urged him to hurry up. Dressing, he wanted to take a look in the mortal world.

Han Dong took a deep breath. It's really embarrassing for a man to care about his wife.Well, he definitely won't admit that it's nice to have a strict wife.

After all, he has been living alone before, and it is wonderful to have someone to grow old with him.

After he finished dressing himself, he held Li Xiao's hand and prepared to go out together.

But before he took two steps, he stopped and was stared at by Li Xiao.Han Dong secretly kissed him, and asked distressedly: "Ma'am, do you have money or something?"

Li Xiao asked suspiciously: "What is that?"

He patted his head and he knew it.He thought for a while and said, "Don't fairies want to exchange one thing for one thing?"

"Oh." Then he threw off Han Dong's hand and ran back, took a night pearl off the wall and ran back to Han Dong expectantly, "Is this okay?"

May I?Han Dong's black line, of course nonsense is fine.

But my wife, is it really okay for you to pry your own walls like this?

He didn't hear Han Dong's reply for a long time, and Li Xiao patted his hand impatiently, "Master, is it okay?" Thinking of the phoenixes who used to play together, every time they said that their father brought them the world He looked longing for the food.If Han Dong dared to say no, he would bite him, hehe.

Han Dong patted his head with a low smile and said, "You are priceless. You will cause a commotion in this small place." He sighed helplessly, knowing that his wife didn't understand anything.

When Li Xiao heard it, he didn't think it mattered, it was just a shining stone!What's the big deal.No, how did he realize that his husband thought he was an idiot?

I have a grudge, um, in Li Xiao's little book, Han Dong was written down again.

"I don't care, let's go now. You are the head of the house anyway, so you can figure it out!" Li Xiao dragged Han Dong away from Xihai with a little temper.

The two used the invisibility technique to go ashore from Qingping Lake, found a remote place to transform, and under Han Dong's suggestion, lowered their appearance and clothing.

Only then did he happily walk into Qingping Town. At this time, Qingping Town was not as lively as it used to be, but rather deserted.