After teasing the emperor, I overturned the car

At noon, the Central Army ended its half-day training. The soldiers had a big pot of rice in the kitchen and went back to the wing room near the school ground to rest.

Chi Yi pinched, walked into the wing with the food box, greeted everyone warmly, and then opened the lid of the box.

The whole room looked at him suspiciously.

"Everyone has worked hard during the morning training. This kind of dessert is called pumpkin pudding. I made it. Come and try it? Don't be polite to me."

After a moment of silence, the person who punched Chi Yi that day glanced at him, and said in a low voice, "Master Chi, if you have anything to say, just say it."

Chi Yi smiled at him, "I'm here to ask about the military salary."

Then, while distributing pudding, he explained to everyone why the method of distributing military pay was changed, all the original money was embezzled by the people of the Ministry of War, and what are the benefits of having the army manage it internally.

He spoke dryly, and everyone stared at him, but still flinched.

Chi Yi said helplessly: "If you don't cooperate so much, do you still think I'm not a good person?"

No one spoke, and everyone gave an affirmative answer with their eyes.

Anticipating this situation, Chi Yi sighed heavily, pulled up a chair and sat down, and patiently explained: "I can understand that some people think that serving people in Israel is not a good thing. But in all fairness, I haven't done anything wicked, have I?" ?Although I got an official rank, I never acted like a tyrant. I came to the barracks in the name of a private person. If someone beat me, I wouldn't want to reveal my identity."

"I know, you all think that the salary was deducted and sent to the palace, but I live in Zhenghuai Palace every day, and I have never seen this money! So I want to check clearly, if the money goes into other people's pockets, then Just pour it out and return it to you. If there is no shortage of money at all, then we can't let people pour dirty water for nothing."

There was silence in the room. Some people lowered their heads to eat pudding, and some people said slowly, "Then...Master Chi, you can ask, but we don't know how much..."

So Chi Yi took out a pen and paper and the outline of the interview, and investigated everything in detail.But these people hesitated, and it was very difficult to ask.

Just as he was explaining the composition of the salary for the eighth time, a person who had been watching quietly for a long time suddenly said, "Lord Chi, although I am a rough person, I think you are quite capable just by looking at your work like this. You are a relative of the prime minister, why don't you be an official and follow this path?"

Before Chi Yi came to the barracks, he prepared questions that might be asked, such as the one in front of him.He hugged the food box leisurely, and said with a smile, "Is it delicious? I made too much, do you want another one?"

Did you have enough to eat and then went to get it, and praised by the way: "I have never eaten such a unique dim sum before. Master Chi made it himself? Did you also figure it out?"

Chi Yi can be regarded as a good family man in modern times. He has studied various recipes and can cook a lot of weird food, especially good at desserts.But of course he can't make so many puddings by himself, he just wrote a recipe and threw it to the imperial dining room.

At this moment, he suddenly showed a shy smile, and lowered his head halfway, "I didn't think about it, but now the palace thinks that I thought about it."

After he finished speaking, he stopped, and sure enough, someone asked, "Why?"

"That was my first time entering the palace..." Chi Yi raised his head, as if caught in a certain memory.

"and then?"

"Then...that day just in time for lunch, I sent a few dishes to the Imperial Dining Room, among them was this pumpkin pudding. His Majesty tasted a spoonful of it and was full of praise. He asked me where I made it, and my mind froze. Hot, just say... I did it."

Chi Yi waved his hands to cover his face, "Stop talking, let's continue talking about salary."

Everyone was really interested in this topic: "Let's talk about it again, what happened afterwards? Has it been exposed?"

"No... I thought not. At that time, His Majesty only said that it was delicious and asked me to make it for him the next day. I was dumbfounded. I don't know how to make pudding at all. I studied it all night in the imperial dining room. The next day It's still hard to eat."

"Then Your Majesty didn't blame him?"

"Blame it. He punished me to make pumpkin pudding for him every day, so I can only live in the palace...I found out later that His Majesty saw through me from the beginning, and he did it on purpose."

Chi Yi recited his lines with great emotion, glanced around, and said calmly: "Although I am related to the prime minister, I originally planned to cultivate and study in the family. I have no intention of becoming an official or participating in politics. Now I am in charge of the military camp. It's just out of love, no one has done me any favors. I said this, can I answer the question just now?"

A big soldier asked in a daze, "For what reason?"

Chi Yi immediately put on an angry look, "Can you stop talking about this, you are shameless and I want more. If you don't understand, go home and ask your wife."

The man shut his mouth in confusion, and everyone around him snickered.

Chi Yi coughed heavily, "Have you satisfied your curiosity? Now is it time to talk about the salary?"

After being fooled by him like this, the atmosphere at the scene was indeed much more relaxed.Chi Yi was so frank (blind) and white (made up), everyone felt embarrassed to hide it, and gradually began to answer every question.

In the afternoon, Chi Yi used the same routine in several rooms of the military camp. The more he used it, the more proficient he became. He told the story of climbing the dragon bed in Zhenghuai Palace with joy, and collected enough information by the way.

He went to the accounting room and the kitchen to shop around again, and returned to the palace in the evening. As soon as he entered the room, he collapsed on the couch, raised the book above his head, and turned it clattering.

The soldiers in the battalion thought that their salary had been withheld, and the problem was the two dollars per person for food.According to the standard of the kitchen in the military camp, the cost of food per person per month is about [-] yuan, but the bad thing is that the ingredients in the kitchen are purchased in bulk, which should save a lot of money.

But no one could tell where the money went, so rumors spread in the camp that the saved money was sent to the palace.

So where did the money go?

Chi Yi flipped through the book to find the answer, and before he knew it, the sky darkened.He suddenly heard a sound from the door, and he knew that He Rongchuan had finished the night's discussion and moved the office to the bedroom.

After working all day, he didn't want to move when he lay down, so he simply covered his face with the notebook and pretended to be asleep.

Footsteps entered the hall, but stopped in front of his couch. After a moment of silence, Chi Yi heard a deep voice: "Wang Lu, carry him to my bed."

Chi Yi woke up immediately, "Why do you want to go to bed?"

He Rongchuan turned sideways and snorted softly, "Chi Yi hid on the bed and pulled the curtains, trying to keep me out of sight. When I was finally going to sleep, I got out of the quilt and took off my clothes. Now I haven't gone to bed yet, don't you Should I hide it on the bed?"

Chi Yi was stunned, this is... a plot he made up in the barracks?So soon the protagonist of the story will know?

Seeing that Wang Lu was really about to hug him, he quickly shrank back, with a flattering smile on his face, "Your Majesty, don't get me wrong, I'm just talking to those people. I promise, I never said a bad word about you, let alone discredit you. image of!"

"Isn't that considered discrediting?"

Chi Yi put on an aggrieved expression, and said in a low voice: "I just made up some boudoir sentiments, and I kept praising you..." Well done.

As soon as this remark came out, the gaze that came to him was suddenly cold, and before he raised his eyes to meet each other, he already had the feeling of gouging out flesh and bones.

It wasn't until Chi Yi realized that what he had said just now was wrong, no matter how soft his tone was, he was actually making an argument.Moreover, He Rongchuan is so cold and aloof, he probably doesn't mind others talking about his private life, even if it's made up.

As usual, Chi Yi would kneel on the ground and plead guilty.But he was too tired today, he didn't want to leave the bed, let alone deal with this person, so he simply grabbed He Rongchuan's arm.

He held that arm in his arms, like a pillow, and rubbed his chin back and forth while flipping through the little book.He planned to stay in the protagonist's aura for a while, and let him go after the other party forgot why he was angry just now.

However, as soon as the small book turned a page, He Rongchuan withdrew his arm forcefully, walked into the inner room without saying a word, and ordered Wang Lu to put down the curtain.

Chi Yi wished that he would not come to find fault with him, so he lowered his head and continued to study the contents of the book.

Judging from the purchase account book, the food expenses collected were completely spent, and indeed all the ingredients were bought, and no one entered the pocket.The possibility of falsification of the books is very low, so what went wrong?Are soldiers more edible?

He leaned on the cushion and racked his brains, but couldn't think of a reasonable explanation.After tossing and tossing all day during the day, Chi Yi is too tired now, thinking about it, he fell asleep directly.

In the back room, He Rongchuan was busy until midnight as usual, always restless, and his handwriting was also scribbled.When the third watch drum sounded, he couldn't bear it any longer, put down his pen and got up, lifted the curtain and went to the outside room.

The man named Chi Yi was lying on the couch, already fast asleep, without a brocade quilt, with a notebook spread out on his lap.

He Rongchuan then sat beside him, took the notebook to read, and gradually frowned.

"Hmm, pumpkin pudding..."

Chi Yi usually doesn't talk much in his sleep, but in his dream he feels someone coming, and if there is movement, his mouth can't stay idle.

He Rongchuan was upset by his cry, he removed the notebook, and turned to look at the sleeping man.

When he fell asleep, his expression was so clear that he couldn't see the slightest scheming, and he almost believed that this person was so naive.

He Rongchuan laughed at himself, whether he paid too much attention to this person.After tracing it down, Chi Yi was somewhat calculated and somewhat sincere, and it had nothing to do with him, let alone interfere with his decision-making.

only……

"good to eat."

Chi Yi smashed his mouth, and smiled sweetly in his dream.

He Rongchuan's breath was stagnant, and he quickly dodged, walked to the bookcase where the documents were stored, opened the drawer to search, took out a book, and carefully stuffed it beside Chi Yi.

He turned around to leave, but in the end he turned around, laid the crooked sleeper on the couch properly, pulled the quilt over him, and lowered the bed curtain.

Then he left without any abnormal thoughts, absolutely nothing.