After teasing the emperor, I overturned the car

Seeing this person, Chi Yi immediately thought, as long as he enters the aura of the protagonist, those chasing soldiers behind him will not be able to see him!

So he suddenly changed direction and rushed towards He Rongchuan's location.He pushed aside the attendant beside him, threw himself into the man's arms, hugged his waist tightly, and buried his head in his chest.

There was a unique smell in the clothes, and Chi Yi lost his mind for a moment.

The shouting and killing voices behind him disappeared immediately, and after a moment of silence, the footsteps began to move away.

Chi Yi heaved a sigh of relief, the golden finger still works, the safest place is actually the tyrant's arms...

He Rongchuan turned sideways, glanced sternly at the attendants at the side, and said in a bad tone, "Wang Lu, did you see everything just now?"

Wang Lu said: "I see, the slave will go now."

After finishing speaking, he walked up to the soldiers and raised his voice and asked, "Who made the move?"

No one here recognized Wang Lu, so the person who made the move stood up and said disdainfully, "He's an inner court prostitute, so what if he was beaten? Such a treacherous person dares to investigate the military camp privately, he should have been beaten!"

Wang Lu pulled a long voice and said lazily: "Chi Yi is an official ordered by the court. If he has done anything, you should report it to the official department, or go to the Yushitai, which will be established soon, to see if he inspected the military camp privately, or was ordered to serve But before the conviction, you acted without authorization, and you should be the one who should be questioned."

"I'm the deputy general of the Eighth Rank Central Army. He Chi Yi is just a sycophant who can't stand on the stage. I can't even beat him?"

A well-informed person next to him heard this and quietly reported Chi Yi's current official position to him, and that person suddenly changed his face.

Wang Lu rolled his eyes, "An eighth-rank official insults a fourth-rank official. According to the law, it is forty years of fighting. Beating, three years in prison."

When Chi Yi, who was not far away, heard these words, he realized that he was out of danger and returned to the soldiers.Wang Lu was still talking: "The rest of the people, who insult or incite, can be punished according to their official rank..."

Panic replaced the anger on everyone's faces, and the soldier who hit Chi Yi took two steps forward, bowed down to him, and cried exaggeratedly: "My lord, I was just impulsive, I will pay you money, or you Hit me one punch... No, ten punches are fine too! See if this matter can be settled in private..."

"That's right, it's all a misunderstanding, we apologize to the adults..."

The situation in front of him made Chi Yi feel ironic. Those people disliked him as the emperor's male favorite, but they succumbed to him, an official product obtained by crawling on the bed.It's not that he doesn't know what Wang Lu said, but if he says it, don't do the next task.And now it comes from the third mouth, just giving him a chance to be kind.

Chi Yi smiled magnanimously, "You don't have to do this, I will ask you to check things in the next few days, if you cooperate well, I won't care about it."

Everyone was relieved, and before they could say their thanks, He Rongchuan called out gloomyly: "Wang Lu."

He didn't say anything, but Wang Lu understood, grabbed the man who had just made a move on Chi Yi, and punched him heavily on the nose.

Although Wang Lu was an eunuch, his strength was no less than that man's. He beat him until he screamed, and ran away clutching his nose.

Chi Yi watched from the side, wanting to laugh, the two master and servant were really naive with a sympathetic heart, when others hit him, he said he didn't care about it, yet he still had to hit him back for him.

You can't just think that you are the emperor's favorite man, and it's embarrassing for him to be beaten outside.

Afterwards, the military doctor came to check Chi Yi's body. The place on his face where he was scratched by his fist was a little red, but he was fine.But He Rongchuan's expression was too serious, and the military doctors had no choice but to apply medicine and massage, which lasted for an hour.

System: Di——Sub-quest [No Blind Beep] started, task objective: Find out the originator of the rumors in the military camp within one month.

Chi Yi: Side missions?If you can't finish it, you won't die, right?

System: Don't worry, it doesn't matter if you can't complete the side missions, it doesn't threaten the host's life, it just makes the host lose his golden finger.

Chi Yi: ...I'll be cold if I lose my golden finger.Why don't you beep beeping blindly, you are the one who has been beeping blindly, right?Spicy chicken system, you will be in trouble once you come out.

System: Don't say that to the host, there are rewards for completing side missions. [No blind beeping] Task reward: item [Gentle Pill].This prop needs to be taken with wine, and it will take effect after three days. It can make the user greatly increase the level of tenderness, emotion, and the heart of the Virgin within six hours...

Chi Yi: So powerful? !I take back what I just said, system, you are so kind, so can this thing be used by that tyrant?No matter how fierce a person can become gentle?

System: Anyone can take the Gentle Pill, as for the effect... Host, you haven't completed the task yet, why are you thinking so much?

Chi Yi: Oh.

……

At nightfall, He Rongchuan took Chi Yi to Yuquan Pool to soak in the hot spring.

In the depths of the Imperial Garden, today's Yuquan Pool has a faint fragrance of herbs. Chi Yi lay on the edge of the pool, scooped up a ladle of water in the steaming mist, and poured it from the top of his head.

Yang Shun took the initiative to introduce: "This water is added with herbs that can promote skin healing. Mr. Chi will make more bubbles, and the scars on his legs will soon disappear."

Chi Yi was in a much better mood, turned his head and smiled sweetly, "Is it your idea? It's so sweet, thank you."

Yang Shun's expression was quite awkward, and then he said coldly: "Yang Shun, take your people down."

Half of He Rongchuan's body was out of the water, leaning against the stone, his loose black hair immersed in the water, clearly showing a lazy and coquettish posture, but his eyes were extremely deep.

The changing world seems to be separated by water mist.

"Don't be so formal, come down."

There were only two people left in Yuquan Pond. Chi Yi had never dared to stay in the same pool with the tyrant before, and after hearing his words, he went around to the place farthest away from him and entered the water.

Chi Yi got into the water with his whole body, only his head was exposed, tentatively smelling the fragrance of herbs on the water surface.I still have an almost instinctive fear of that guy who looks good but actually likes to kill people.

He hid from a distance, but what He Rongchuan said was: "Are you blaming me?"

Chi Yi was speechless, could this person distinguish between resentment and fear?He had to dove headfirst into the water and swam up to the man, sitting about two meters away.

Two meters, it is quite convenient to chat, and if you make the other party anxious, you can get into the halo of the protagonist at any time, and you won't be dragged out and killed so easily.

Chi Yi knew that the other party had something to say to him, but when he really sat down, He Rongchuan just turned his head away and scooped up the water with a ladle.

Chi Yi had no choice but to take the initiative to speak: "In the afternoon... why did Your Majesty go to the camp?"

"I knew you wouldn't settle down." He Rongchuan slapped the water ladle on the rocks heavily, "Relying on how smart you are, you can't weigh yourself."

Chi Yi lowered his head. Although he was wronged by this matter, he was indeed fully responsible.He murmured: "I'm sorry. I will be careful in the future."

Hearing this, He Rongchuan was agitated for a while. He stared at the person who made him miserable, with inexplicable emotions in his eyes.

"It's also my fault." The deep voice was mixed in the mist, "I shouldn't have let you stay like this at the beginning. You are a relative of the prime minister, and you are also considered a scholarly family. With such a reputation, I am afraid that you will have no right path for the rest of your life. .”

Chi Yi was at a loss, "No, it's okay, I don't really mind..."

"If you don't want to do this job, you don't have to force it. I will replace it with someone else."

"It's really okay."

He Rongchuan slowly raised his head, the dark sky was dotted with faint stars, only his body was soaked in warm spring water, and there was a harsh chill everywhere else.

He opened and closed his lips several times, and finally said, "Come here."

Chi Yi was very obedient, and moved a little towards him, but remained one meter away.

"Come again."

This time Chi Yi hesitated.Forget it, get into the halo of the protagonist, get rid of the fear brought by the tyrant, and maybe take a good bath.He simply sat down and leaned on He Rongchuan's stretched arm, but the other party did not respond at all.

Chi Yi spent four years in a public bathhouse in college, and he has long honed the skill of staying with people without clothes without embarrassment.But this time, he looked around casually, still blushing a little bit.

I can't tell from the wide-sleeved robes that I usually wear, but this person has such a good figure...

The abdominal muscles were stained with water, the waist and back were covered with scars, the shoulders were wide and the waist was narrow, and the male hormones were rushing towards his face, which almost smoked Chi Yi.

Chi Yi felt an impulse right now, sat on He Rongchuan's lap, and showed a few eunuchs outside what the emperor and his male favorite should do in the bath.

But...forget it, I'm not that thick-skinned.

He Rongchuan scooped water on his body as if nothing had happened, and Chi Yi grabbed the ladle and hit him on the head, "You don't have to worry about me, I don't care about reputation or anything. History has proved countless times that whoever the emperor likes to sleep with will be punished." The people of the world criticize their pens. ——People in the world don’t understand great love! You don’t even like your concubines, and we are still the only ones for each other!”

"After the task is completed, I will leave the palace. If I can't get along with being scolded, I will use my notoriety to write a storybook with the two of us as the main characters... Oh no, I can live on royalties by drawing erotic pictures. .”

After Chi Yi finished speaking, he saw He Rongchuan leaning on the stone, eyes closed, and the corners of his lips slightly raised.

He moved over and squeezed the man's shoulders, "Your expression now reminds me of an idiom: wine pond meat forest. I used to think you were that kind of tyrant. Just imagine, what you soak in is not hot spring but wine, surrounded by trees. Hanging full of meat, a group of naked beauties are around you, like this..."

The shoulder-beating hand slid down his arm and intertwined with his fingers. Chi Yi leaned in front of him, raised his head and said softly, "Your Majesty, why don't you just get lucky here."

Chi Yi himself felt ashamed, so he retracted after speaking, pretending nothing happened, and took a bath seriously.Inadvertently glanced over there, He Rongchuan's expression was still usual gloomy, but...

Why does this guy have a physiological reaction after taking a bath? !

Shouldn't he not be able to hear him talking dirty? !

After being shocked, Chi Yi thought calmly. The system said that he was just being ignored, not that he didn't really exist, so when he touched him himself, his body was conscious.

But this is too sensitive, I really only held his hand once.Besides, does he know who touched him?Think of yourself as his old lover?

Chi Yi was so frightened that he didn't dare to touch him anymore. If it made people feel impulsive, he wouldn't sleep with his wife, and he would have to suffocate to death.

Just as he was thinking wildly, the sound of rushing water came from beside him. He Rongchuan stood up and faced him, leaned forward, supported the stones on the bank with his hands, and pressed Chi Yi into the water under him.

In the steaming white mist, the man's wet black hair covered half of his stern face, and water dripped from the tip of his hair, rippling in the pool.The drops of water falling from the forehead lingered over the faint scar beside the collarbone, and dripped down the clear outline of the chest and abdomen.

Chi Yi felt a natural oppression. This man did nothing but stood there, which made his breathing unsteady, his heart beat faster, and he was almost suffocated.

He closed his eyes tightly and kept telling himself that He Rongchuan couldn't see or hear anything.Then he felt water being splashed on his body, and when he opened his eyes, the man poured a ladle of water from his shoulder, and it all fell on him.

Well, definitely not on purpose.

After He Rongchuan poured a ladle, he got up and sat far away, and called out: "Wang Lu, find someone who can rub dust and is strong."

When Chi Yi heard that he was going to take a bath, he thought he had forgotten about himself, so he swam far away and hid in the water.

Soon, Wang Lu brought in a strong eunuch. He Rongchuan pointed to Chi Yi with his chin, "Give him a rub. He hasn't bathed for a few days, and his body has accumulated dust, so he needs to use force."

Chi Yi was fished out of the water with a dazed expression on his face, and the eunuch sat behind him and stretched out his claws.So he was like a fish on the chopping board, whose scales were cruelly scraped off by a scale scraper, and the tender meat under the skin was licked along the way.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

When he walked out of Yuquan Pool, Chi Yi was in pain all over his body, Yang Shun helped him, he let out a scream, and asked with a bitter face, "Are you guys taking baths so hard here?"

Yang Shundao: "Usually not like this, His Majesty didn't order just now, you need to be stronger..."

Chi Yi wanted to cry but had no tears, how did this provoke him again!

"Where did your Majesty go, have you returned to Zhenghuai Palace?"

"I didn't return. When I left just now, Wang Lu said that he was going to visit the Royal Garden."

Chi Yi frowned, what are you doing in the Imperial Garden this late at night?

"Come on, let's go see him."

After leaving Yuquan Pool, Chi Yi searched for the sound of people, and found He Rongchuan who was practicing sword in an open space.

"Exercising just after taking a shower, isn't it a waste of time?" Chi Yi watched with interest. He had seen He Rongchuan shoot arrows and fight with assassins before, but at that time he always felt a little dignified, Seems like a courtesy kill.

But now, He Rongchuan's movements are quite intimidating, each sword is using full strength, as if he wants to cut people to death.

It was the first time for Chi Yi to appreciate such a wonderful swordsmanship performance, and he wanted to applaud him, but he wasn't the one who cut him anyway.

However, the next moment, the sword stabbed at him——

If he stabbed down, the sword could go straight through his heart, and Chi Yi didn't know martial arts, so he had no power to resist.

When it stopped, the tip of the sword was already on his chest.

He could feel the force of the sword, not to scare people, but to stab him to death immediately.

He Rongchuan's movements froze, the hand holding the sword was shaking, and his sharp gaze made people's hair stand on end.

The cool wind blows off the last dead leaf on the branches, and the faint starlight does not illuminate the endless night, but climbs up the sword body, reflecting a sharp and cold light.

Driven by fear, Chi Yi retreated a little and knelt on the ground, bowed his head and admitted his mistake, even though he didn't know where he was wrong.

He Rongchuan withdrew his sword, sneered, and said in a stern voice: "Kneeling is respectful?"

Chi Yi was about to have a heart attack from being frightened by him, he hesitated: "Then, I... lie on my stomach?"

Xuan Tie sword body twirled a flower in the air, chopped off a thin tree beside the road, He Rongchuan breathed heavily, and said word by word: "Chi Yi, I will remember it for you."

After finishing speaking, he threw the sword heavily on the ground, turned and left.

Chi Yi looked in the direction of his departure inexplicably, what is this all about?