After teasing the emperor, I overturned the car

Since the morning, Yao Han has been watching the servants busy in the yard, tossing and tossing for a long time before he is satisfied, and then he enters the main room of the mansion.

In the room, Chi Yi was taking a nap on the low couch, when he heard someone coming in, he rubbed his eyes in a daze.

Yao Han said: "Young Master Chi, the sedan chair has been prepared outside, should you go there first and wait or..."

"Beautiful sedan chair?" Chi Yi's mouth twitched, "I don't sit on this thing. Can you prepare me a horse with a big red flower around its neck?"

"How do you ride a horse with a hijab?"

"...What? And hijab?! I refuse!!"

"This... is not good..."

Chi Yi glared at him, "When the prime minister sent me into the palace as a fruit dish, why didn't he think of covering me with a hijab?"

One sentence blocked Prime Minister Yao back.

Chi Yi didn't want to go back to the prime minister's mansion at first, but his official identity was announced to be a relative of the prime minister. After all, the emperor got married, and his status was only good if he made his identity look good.

After He Rongchuan made their marriage public, he did receive a lot of advice.To Chi Yi's surprise, what people care about is not his origin, nor his gender, but that he married the emperor but refused to be a queen, and only received a title, and He Rongchuan actually abolished other marriages in order to marry him. Titles of all concubines.

For a while, people were speculating that this was another contract between the tyrant and the prime minister, and the innocent Chi Yi was just a victim of a political marriage.

The auspicious time has come, and the welcoming team has arrived at the door.As expected, Chi Yi saw a horse with a big red flower on its neck and a red cloth on its saddle. He was about to flick the whip and rush out to show off, but the hand that swung the whip suddenly stopped in mid-air.

The person riding the horse outside the door is... He Rongchuan? !Why did he come in person?

Even if it is a civil marriage, the groom rarely comes in person, let alone him... Chi Yi was going to step forward to question him, but when he got to the other party's side unexpectedly, He Rongchuan grabbed the reins and pulled his horse over. Full of love and affection, she hugged his shoulders and bowed her head to kiss him.

Chi Yi:? ? ?

There are so many onlookers around!Now there is no protagonist aura!

He Rongchuan licked his lips intoxicatedly, and Chi Yi quickly understood his intentions. Since everyone felt that their marriage had hidden secrets, let them see for themselves.After all, some things cannot be pretended.

Thinking of this, Chi Yi simply jumped up and left his horse, but he didn't have the ability to ride directly on another horse, so he just threw himself into the arms of that man.

He Rongchuan was slightly surprised, but still caught him firmly, smiled lowly, rubbed his head, and said in a moderate voice, "Naughty."

A commotion broke out in the crowd.The two looked at each other, and Chi Yi saw a smile that he couldn't hide from his perennially stern eyes.

Surrounded by a long guard of honor, they returned to the palace on the same horse.The main hall was well-arranged. They first worshiped the heaven and the earth here, and then went to the imperial garden to pay homage to the royal ancestral temple.

There was a tall pile of memorial tablets in the temple, and there was no one else in the temple. He Rongchuan recited a long series of prayers in front of his ancestors, and then stepped forward to insert incense.Chi Yi listened to it and thought it was funny, "What are you reading? I can't understand a word, can the ancestors understand?"

He Rongchuan was taken aback, "...that's true, then I'll say it again."

He held Chi Yi's hand, raised his head and said seriously: "My ancestors are above all, He Rongchuan is getting married today. This is my newlywed, Chi Yi. From today onwards, he is a member of our family. It is said that the royal family has the most yang energy." , in the future you will protect me, and share some with him."

Chi Yi's heart was sour and sweet when he heard that, if it wasn't for this kind of place, he would have wanted to go over and hug her.Just when he was about to say a few words, he saw He Rongchuan staring at a certain point above him in a trance.

Following his gaze, he was staring at Empress Mu's tablet.

Originally, during festivals, the emperor should go to the ancestral temple to worship, but He Rongchuan has not been here for many years.The main reason was that he didn't want to pay homage to Empress Mu, so he chose the latter between throwing the memorial tablet out directly and not coming at all.It wasn't until he met Ariel and put her tablet in that the awkwardness in his heart passed.

Chi Yi guessed that he was thinking of some sad past again, so he pulled him forward, and proudly said to the tablet: "You tormented him so much back then, didn't you just want to see him have a bad life? But you miscalculated, he now He's doing fine with me. I can heal any damage you've done him—do you want to kill me?"

"Don't talk nonsense," He Rongchuan tugged at him, frowned and pointed to the side, "In the future, your and my tablets will also be placed there. If you provoke her, be careful that she bullies you."

Chi Yi burst out laughing, and finally got into his arms, "Aren't you there then? It's good that Ah Chuan protects me."

He Rongchuan kissed him on the forehead, and said softly: "Yes. Let's go, the little eunuch at the door is watching us."

Chi Yi: ...Oh.

The sky is getting dark, and in the evening is the formal wedding in the new house.After working all day, Chi Yi was a little tired, but seeing that He Rongchuan was in high spirits, he still went through every process seriously.

When it came to the step of the marriage ceremony, Chi Yi watched the attendants divide a gourd into two halves, picked up the jug and filled them up separately, and said some congratulatory speeches such as "United as one, sharing weal and woe".

Chi Yi took half of his gourd, smelled the smell of wine inside, and hurriedly pressed He Rongchuan's arm, "This is wine, don't drink it, or you will go crazy again later."

He Rongchuan threw his paws aside, raised his head and drank it in one gulp, licking the wine stains on the corner of his lips, and said meaningfully: "So what if you go crazy?"

Chi Yi thought about it carefully. Before, when he drank too much, he hugged himself and talked about his sadness. It seemed that it was nothing, so he ignored him.He looked at the basin on the shelf, and asked the attendant beside him, "What are you going to do next? Wash your hands?"

He Rongchuan saw that he was getting impatient, and waved away everyone: "Let's save the rest, we are in a hurry to bridal chamber."

The attendants snickered and left, and there were only two people left in the room in an instant. The candles were brightly lit, and the room was filled with festive red.Taking advantage of the lack of alcohol, He Rongchuan pressed the person on the bed and kissed him tenderly.Chi Yi said helplessly: "It's not the first time, what's the rush?"

He Rongchuan didn't answer, just kissed him lightly and long, murmured indistinctly: "Finally... so good..."

Chi Yi's nose was a little sore, he patted him on the back, hugged him lightly, and let him be entangled with himself intoxicated and selfless.The indifferent and stern look of He Rongchuan when he saw him for the first time appeared in front of his eyes, and when he looked at the clingy man in his arms now, he suddenly felt that all the fears and fears he had these days could be wiped away.

The movement of the person on top of him gradually slowed down, his eyes were blurred as he lay on his chest, and he seemed to be getting drunk.Chi Yi touched his face, "A Chuan, on the wedding night, is there anything you want to tell me?"

He knew that He Rongchuan would become sentimental when he was drunk, and wanted to hear some sour words of love, but He Rongchuan stared at him for a while, and said bluntly, "Close your eyes."

Chi Yi didn't know what he was going to do, after listening to his words, he heard him leave the bed and take something, when he came back, Chi Yi suddenly felt a chill on his cheeks.

Opening his eyes, he saw He Rongchuan holding a bronze mirror, and in the mirror reflected a pair of cat beards painted on Chi Yi's face.

Chi Yi: ...?

"That's what I want to tell you," He Rongchuan finished the last stroke, nodded in satisfaction, and couldn't pronounce the words clearly after being drunk, "You were disrespectful to me when we first met... On the wedding night, I will naturally want revenge... ..."

Before he could react, He Rongchuan picked him up and got off the ground. Chi Yi couldn't stand still for a while, and helped him to the basin shelf on one side.Then, he felt the person behind him caressing the back of his head, shoulders and neck, sliding down his back, and suddenly lifted his bright red wedding dress.

"Before you said that when everything is over, you will kidnap me and let me serve you with tea and water... Chi Yi, how do you want me to serve you?"

Chi Yi shuddered all over.

Caressing the half-dried ink on his cheek with his palm, He Rongchuan changed his tone and said seriously: "Now you are a cat, and you should look like a cat. Do you know what Xuexue's name is?"

"Meow?"

As soon as he called out, Chi Yi felt a pain behind him, and was about to struggle, but saw that the other party wrapped the wedding dress around his waist with one hand, and tapped his lips with the other hand, and said angrily: "You screamed!" It's not enough to be pitiful. Come again, if you shout nicely, I'll let you go."

"...A Chuan, listen to me, let me go first, you drank too much... hiss..."

"What should I call it?"

"……Meow."

Later, when Chi Yi recalled his wedding, what impressed him the most was not the ceremony, but that day he leaned on the washbasin stand and learned how to meow all night. He thought that he would be able to let He Rongchuan go if he made him happy, but he didn't expect him to meow more and more. It sounds good, the man became more and more vicious, in the end he couldn't even stand up, so he was carried back to the couch.

The big red clothes were messily spread all over the bed, and Chi Yi said weakly: "You want revenge, is this enough?"

He Rongchuan had obviously woken up, playing with his sweat-drenched hair, "Well, it's considered revenge for that time. But you did so many disrespectful things in front of me, and said so many things that shouldn't be said... ..."

"Repay it every night, and you'll have to pay it for the rest of your life, right?"

This is the worst love story Chi Yi has ever heard.

Afterwards, He Rongchuan told him that the reason why he kissed him in public that day was for everyone to see.He alluded to the talented scholars of Qingping Poetry Club, and based on the two of them, he wrote some colloquial scripts and spread them among the people, so as to change his image of a tyrant.Moreover, he still had a naive idea, to let the world see how loving they are.

When Chi Yi first heard about this plan, he thought there was no problem.But after a while, when he took two former concubines to the Central Army barracks to investigate the impact of the new military field system, he saw some scriptures secretly circulated by the soldiers in the camp.

He wants to read a book, it is indeed based on him and He Rongchuan, but the content is not a sweet love story at all, it is clearly... Haitang Wen...

He stripped off his clothes, tied him to the boat and went with the waves, no matter what the other party did to him, he couldn't resist him. If he made a big move, the stream would ripple... This was much better than what they usually played!It's described in such detail...won't this book be banned? !

After flipping through a few pages, Chi Yi's face turned red.He felt ashamed of being shy in such a place, so he hurriedly returned the book and continued to do business as if nothing had happened.

It's not bad to send the two girls away one day, and go to the bookstore to secretly buy a book and hide it...

In the evening when Chi Yi returned to the palace, the little eunuch of Zhenghuai Palace said that He Rongchuan was in the imperial garden and asked him to go there.Chi Yi turned around but couldn't find it, and suddenly remembered a place, so he went to the cave where pagoda trees were planted.

As expected, He Rongchuan was in the cave. When the boat was found by someone, he half-lyed on the boat full of broken petals, flipping through a book.

Seeing Chi Yi coming, He Rongchuan greeted him to board the boat.When he walked over, he inexplicably remembered that they almost did something ulterior in this hole several times...

As soon as he boarded the boat, he was embraced in his arms, and He Rongchuan loosened the rope that tied the boat a little.Just as Chi Yi was about to ask why he came here, he noticed the book thrown on the board.

——Isn’t this the script that was passed around in the barracks? !

Then he immediately noticed that there were several soft ropes tied to different places on the sides of the plank.Looking up again, He Rongchuan's eyes were full of smiles.

……

It was many years later that Chi Yi realized that he shouldn't be bullied on his wedding night.When he first came here, He Rongchuan had said so many weird and obscene words, but He Rongchuan actually remembered all of them. He picked out a casual sentence, which was a new trick that made his back hurt.

This account has been calculated until the end of time.

The author has something to say: a small part of the wedding process is to check the information, and most of it is made up by me.

Um?Want to know what is written in the storybook?Well, then I'll give it to you

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