After teasing the emperor, I overturned the car

There is a sacred tree in the woods thirty miles northwest of the capital. No one in the Gu country engages in such mysterious things. For many years, no one cares about it.But now, several people dressed as guards and eunuchs pushed a wheelchair into the forest.

The wheelchair stopped in front of the sacred tree, and an eunuch handed a pot of something to the person in the wheelchair, and said arrogantly: "Stop dawdling, let's start. These spiritual powers are for your pure country use, and have nothing to do with us. "

The man in the wheelchair glared at him, then silently opened the lid of the pot as usual, and the pot was full of bone-eating worms.He struggled to get up and approached the tree trunk, but his legs and feet couldn't support him, and he knelt on the ground.The bone-eating worm smelled the spiritual power in the hole, and immediately became agitated.

The stooped old man looked bitterly at the eunuchs guarding him, "I am the bishop of the Yin-Yang sect, even if I lose the battle, I shouldn't be humiliated like this by you!"

The eunuch snorted coldly: "You have committed heinous crimes and caused so many people on the border to die. Your Majesty is merciful, and you are not satisfied with leaving your life? You are not kneeling down on us, but on this sacred tree, and those souls who died in the war! "

Another eunuch also said: "Look at your reluctance. You invaded the Gu Kingdom because of these spiritual powers? These bugs are full, but they are all going to be sent to Chunguo for disaster relief."

Hearing this, the old bishop had no choice but to use the palm of his hand to draw out the spiritual power in the tree and feed it to the gnats waiting to be fed, muttering to himself: "Gu people will definitely not be able to rule Chunguo..."

"Who said they want Gu people? A few days ago - the imperial court just decided to escort back the royal family in the southern part of the pure country who came to Gu country for refuge, and let them rule the pure country."

The guard next to him interrupted him: "What about the south and the north? The pure country is now a whole. And Princess Ariel of the pure country is our Majesty's biological mother. There will be no war between the two countries in the future."

The old bishop slammed a bug to the ground, "You have already arranged everything, why did you ask me to do such a thing! What about Ada? Any wizard can transfer spiritual power, why don't you kill me!"

"I'm also very surprised. According to His Majesty's original disposition, shouldn't you be chopped up immediately?" The little eunuch thought thoughtfully, "Ada is naturally alive, but he has another purpose..."

The people in the capital have recently added an entertainment, every noon and midnight, the city gate guards will hang a person on the city wall.This person was stripped down to only his underpants, exposed to the sun at noon, and exposed to cold wind at night, although it was not fatal, it was enough torture.

What is even more tormenting is that the government announced the identity of this person. Ada, the vice-bishop of the Yin-Yang Sect, "indispensably contributed" to instigating the border war, and secretly taught magic to the people of Gu, causing chaos in Longzhou.

The common people's anger towards the war has been suppressed for a long time. In the past, they read a few works of Qingping Poetry Society secretly at most. Now a live target has come, which can make everyone very excited.They spontaneously came to the city and pointed at Ada and yelled at them. Ada quarreled with them at first, but they only got rotten melons and rotten eggs in exchange.

Ada finally shut up, but the angry people found all kinds of weird things to greet the public enemy, and took pleasure in listening to his screams; even if it was throwing dung, the guards pretended not to see it arrive.

Only when a dagger flew over did the guard panic.Fortunately, they didn't hit a vital point. They severely reprimanded the person who threw the dagger and warned everyone not to hurt Ada.

If the sky is clear and the sky is clear, the people in the capital will scold the evil bishop under the city wall at noon, and then follow this road out of the city until they reach the winery on the outskirts of Beijing. Maybe they can catch up with the wine tasting.

This winery was built by the emperor for his uncle, King Huai. It is said that King Huai was addicted to alcohol, and he was in poor health and couldn't go out. The emperor thought of his family, so he simply prepared a winery for him in the suburbs.However, many people in the capital have met Duke Huai, and no one can tell what is wrong with his health.

There is also a rule of this wine tasting party: no women are allowed to participate.I heard that this Duke Huai has no wives and concubines, and even the mice in the winery are male, so it is not convenient to receive female guests. Everyone thinks that this man takes wine as his wife and has eliminated worldly desires.

There was only He Xi himself, who appeared to be beautiful on the surface, but was in great pain on the inside.Every day, there are men who serve him by his side. When he wants to go out, someone stops him. After all the wine tasting, he is only allowed to invite male guests, and he has to pretend that he is not in good health the whole time.

He doesn't like wine at all, he likes women!

I thought that the disease would be cured after breaking through the pure country, but I didn't expect his tyrant's nephew to care about him sending assassins, so he broke his promise, and Chi Yi, who was raised by himself, didn't help him, so he could only face the crowd. The wine jar in the room scratches the heart!

He tried to hang himself and cut his wrists, but all of them were stopped by the guards.It seems that He Rongchuan not only wants to torture him and take revenge on him, but also uses him to fulfill his own good reputation, it's simply hateful!

He Xi stomped his feet vigorously. It was hateful, but he was locked up in this kind of place, and he didn't have any wizard spells around him. I'm afraid he could only spend the rest of his life cursing.

"My lord, this is newly brewed wine today, using the grain brought over from the palace. Would you like to try it?" A well-looking boy who was unfortunately a man hugged a jar of wine.

He Xi swallowed the word "roll" again, and asked in confusion, "When did the palace produce food?"

……

At that time, the imperial conquest team left Beijing for Qingzhou, and Lu Zhaoyi, who had the highest status in the harem, called all the concubines and asked them about their future plans.Only a few people choose to go home, and most of them want to eat and die in the palace.

Xu Tong was furious: "You are still so young, don't you have any dreams? Don't you want to achieve a career?"

"As women, we have nothing but birth and status. How can we achieve success?"

Xu Tong thought for a while, and returned to the palace to bring a box with a stack of papers in it, "I'm giving you all of these."

It was something she wrote down casually when chatting with Chi Yi before.After seeing it, everyone was eager to try it, and officially started work in the imperial garden.

Areas with fertile soil are designated as fields to grow food, fruits and vegetables; fish fry are thrown into streams and rivers; large open spaces are filled with wood and soil blocks to build houses and landscapes; The profits and losses of national firms are copied and calculated.

Everyone has found something they like.According to Chi Yi, what Gu Guo lacks is not the labor to do things, but the wisdom to tell people how to do things, and wisdom can only come from experimentation and exploration.There are not many of them, and everything in the imperial garden is just an experiment, but they can spread the conclusions they get throughout the valley country.

For the first time, people who have lived in the deep palace with nothing to do found that there is actually another way to live the days that are already a foregone conclusion.

At this time, Chi Yi had almost recuperated. Since he woke up, he felt a force that did not belong to him supporting his life. He was not used to it at first, and it took him a long time to coexist peacefully with it.

He went around the imperial garden to inspect the work, and explained his thinking to them again.For the career development of the concubines, Chi Yi, a liberal arts student, dug out the knowledge of high school physics, chemistry, and biology deep in his memory, and told everyone how to find the best way to farm land and fish through experiments.He also drew schematic diagrams of bicycles and sewing machines for them to try to make.

It's a pity that he only has so much modern common sense, and the system doesn't pay much attention to him anymore, otherwise he would still need an encyclopedia.Why didn't you remember when it was returned to this and that?All he could think about was how to survive the tyrant.

"No, it's not my fault, it's all the fault of the tyrant for not saying anything..."

"Who are you calling a tyrant?"

Hearing the angry voice, Chi Yi turned around and saw He Rongchuan walking towards him in a huff.Now he doesn't hide his anger anymore, he is so angry that he saw it when Chi Yi just woke up this time, killing chickens with a sword in the bedroom to vent his anger.

Before Chi Yi could quibble a few words, He Rongchuan snorted, gritted his teeth and said: "This morning, those aristocratic families joined forces to force me to kill Sun You."

I don't know if it's because the war is over, but the DPRK and China are always noisy recently.The newcomers in the court and China helped implement the New Deal, and even wrote poems that were widely known, which moved the interests of the aristocratic family, so they used the old resources to suppress it secretly.

So Sun You was provoked, and relying on his position in Wenyuan Pavilion, he dug up a lot of evidence of the prime minister's party's previous crimes from the archives, and copied it to the whole capital again.Everyone in the aristocratic family was very angry, and proved in front of He Rongchuan that Sun You had leaked the secrets of the court, and planned to kill him by this.

Chi Yi pretended to be nonchalant and said: "If you are charged with such a serious crime, you will be killed if you kill it. Otherwise, how can you calm down the anger of the public and make an example of others?"

As soon as he finished speaking, He Rongchuan's eyes seemed to burst into flames. He roughly pressed Chi Yi's shoulder, pushed him to the side of the porch pillar, and squeezed his chin with the hand that caressed his cheek, " Can you say that again?"

That day under the sacred tree in the cave, Chi Yi passed out in his arms. Sera said that he had found a way to keep him with Yang Qi, and He Rongchuan was ready to damage his body for this.

However, Sera said: "The book that created this world is called "The Destruction of Tyrants". Your yang energy does not come from your position of power, but from...violence."

"With all your violent energy, it is enough to keep an outsider. I know the way to separate the violence from you, but although this yang energy can be stored in the holy tree to retain the soul, it belongs to the You, if you act violently again, it might come back to find you, and Chi Yi will disappear at the same time."

He Rongchuan's voice trembled: "Then what is a violent act? Now that the pure country war is over, I can stop fighting..."

"That's not enough," Sera said in a deep voice, "From now on, you can't kill anyone alone."

Hearing these words at that time, He Rongchuan also had doubts about how he could not kill people as a king, but he still agreed without hesitation.In short, the most important thing is to retain people first, at worst, give up power and position and go back to the mountains and forests with him.

Chi Yi, whose jaw hurt from being pinched, became honest, and obediently admitted: "I was wrong, so tell me, what are you going to do now?"

"I want them to write poems." He Rongchuan handed over a piece of paper, "It's this kind of poems, let everyone in Qingping Poetry Club write together."

Chi Yi unfolded the paper, only to catch a glimpse of the last line of the poem "Sun You is such a bastard", and twitched the corner of his mouth.

"After writing it, it will be disseminated among the people. People can understand this kind of rhetorical poet. It will ruin Sun You's reputation. If he is transferred from the capital, the prime minister's party will not hold him back."

It was only later that He Rongchuan gradually realized that whoever said that being a king must kill people, there are many ways to achieve the goal. Killing people is simple and direct, and can vent their anger, but they often have to pay a higher price.

Now he no longer needs to kill to vent his anger, even the last time he killed a chicken, he felt a little cruel.Now when he is angry again, as long as Chi Yi smiles at him, he will lose all anger.

The two walked to Zhenghuai Palace together. Along the way, Chi Yi told him about the progress in the imperial garden, and then expressed his plan: "I studied history in modern times, and I still want to do my old job. But I It’s not appropriate to go directly to the imperial court, so I just want to take two of your wives around the capital to follow up on the implementation of the New Deal. Anyway, if I have any suggestions, I’ll just tell you, it’s very convenient.”

He Rongchuan ignored him until he entered the room and closed the door, and pressed Chi Yi against the door without any hassle.Just now he didn't have the nerve to make a move outside, but now he will naturally not let it go.

"Little Wife?" He slowly approached the other side, "I have abolished all the titles of concubines and changed them to Madam, but in your eyes, it is the same as before?"

"Also, you always talk about modern times, and you still don't want to part with your home, right? Before you faint in Chunguo for the last time, you have to go back..."

Chi Yi lowered his eyes, he didn't know what to say, he had said comforting words like "you are the most important" so many times, but the other party still wanted to bring this up to doubt every now and then.

What broke the silence was a meow, and it was only then that Chi Yi noticed that Xuexue was in the room.It glanced this way, as if exchanging glances with He Rongchuan, then suddenly rushed to the table and knocked over a box, and a few sheets of paper in the box were scattered on the ground.

Chi Yi didn't want to tidy up at first, but He Rongchuan suddenly let go of him, and went to pick up the few pieces of paper in a panic.Only then did he become curious, and walked over to snatch it.At the same time, he smelled a fishy smell on the lid of the box.

He Rongchuan didn't fight him, but turned around and left, simply hid in the room.Chi Yi was at a loss, and was taken aback when he opened the paper. This is an unfinished...marriage letter?Only the name of He Rongchuan was written, and the other was left blank.

Look at the next one, there are a bunch of celestial stems and earthly branches written... No, this is, birthday horoscope?

Chi Yi looked at the door helplessly, it's fine for this person to do this secretly, what is he hiding?

He went outside and saw He Rongchuan lying on a chair pretending to sleep, so he came to him and suddenly bowed his head and kissed him.He Rongchuan couldn't keep his clothes on for a while, and when he opened his eyes and saw him, a trace of panic flashed in his eyes, and he snatched the paper from his hand.

Chi Yi was amused in his heart, and said solemnly: "You want to marry me? You don't think that I really want to be your queen, do you?"

The panic in He Rongchuan's eyes became more and more chaotic.

"...Doesn't the queen want to stay in the palace all day? That's not okay, I don't want to lose my freedom."

He Rongchuan turned his head away, and gently held his hand, "The imperial edict after the establishment is not like this, it's a marriage letter."

Chi Yi thought about what he said, but isn't the marriage letter an imperial edict?So the one who secretly married without telling the world?

——This is also very good.At least, a lot of hassle has been saved.

"You said that your birthday was June [-]th. What year? What time?" He Rongchuan took out another piece of paper, on which he only filled in his own horoscope.

"Well, 1996...forget it, I don't remember it either, you can just make it up, anyway, it will be completely consistent if calculated."

He Rongchuan looked serious, "Don't make up nonsense. The emperor's marriage must be announced to the world, and the whole Gu Kingdom will know about our affairs."

Chi Yi: ...?

His hand was placed on the man's mouth, and he heard the other party whisper: "What kind of queen? The queen is the mother of a country, and you belong to me alone."

Chi Yi burst out laughing, leaned into his arms, hugged his waist, rubbed his face against his chest, and said softly: "Yes, I belong to you alone, now your man can't walk, You have to hold it!"

"Can't walk?" He Rongchuan tilted his head and kissed him, slid his hand down his cheek to his chest, and continued down, "... I think you just need to clean up."

Then Chi Yi realized the consequences of flirting with a tyrant, He Rongchuan picked him up into the inner room, pressed him on the couch and tied his hands.These days Tianchi Yi has been resting his body, He Rongchuan really just hugged him to sleep every night, after a long time, now he strikes extremely hard, as if the more intense the action, the more he can completely possess him.

He Rongchuan has always been doing this one time after another. Chi Yi could bear it, but suddenly thought of something, caught a gap and kept struggling, and finally drove the man away.Then he panted and wriggled aside, calling out the system.

池奕：系统你能不能理我一次？帮我查查1996年6月16号早上6点16分的天干地支行不行？

System: Creak... It is detected that the host has one task reward left, do you want to use the reward times to redeem the information query function?

Chi Yi: What?Do you need to spend more times to check information?You are too black-hearted!

System: This is the ultimate reward for completing the main mission, why don't the host save some time?In the future, maybe there will be more needs...

Chi Yi: Still not working, please check for me.I'm in this world... I've had a good time, and I probably don't need anything special.

System: I really can't do anything about you.Well then, host, please wait a moment, searching for information——

At this time Chi Yi felt his hands were untied, and He Rongchuan hugged him from behind.Xuexue, who didn't know where to hide just now, ran out, and suddenly jumped onto the couch. She couldn't see Chi Yi, so she just rubbed against He Rongchuan.

He Rongchuan smiled lightly, stroked Xuexue's hair with one hand, and rubbed Chi Yi's head with the other, "Look, Xuexue, this is my man, doesn't he look good?"

Chi Yi: ...

He just wanted to curse a few words, but he became a little lost when he heard the voice: "Forget it, you can't see it either. Even if it is announced to the world, people in the world can't see it."

This made Chi Yi feel very uncomfortable.

System: The information search has been completed, and the search result is...

Chi Yi: Wait!Is it too late to repent now?I want to change the reward, I want to not be affected by the protagonist's aura, even if I get close to He Rongchuan, it won't affect others seeing me, can you do it?

System: Yes, yes, but such a good superpower!Host, are you sure you don't want it?

Chi Yi: Well, no more.

Chi Yi turned his head. Beads of sweat still hung on the tight muscles of the person behind him. His broad shoulders protected him, and his deep eyes seemed to suppress complicated emotions.

It turned out that he wanted the world to see how sweet and happy they were.Chi Yi thought it would be embarrassing to show his affection in public, but at this moment, for some reason, he also really wanted to show embarrassment to everyone.

System: Eliminating the influence of the protagonist's halo on the book walker——

"Meow--"

Xuexue was originally lying beside He Rongchuan, but suddenly saw something new, excitedly jumped in front of Chi Yi, and rubbed against him.

Seeing this, Chi Yi was so excited that he gave it a bear hug, then turned around and hugged He Rongchuan's neck, and got into his arms, "Achuan, can you take your fiancé for a walk around the Imperial Garden?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as He Rongchuan turned over, he pressed him on the couch, licked the corner of his lips, and said hoarsely: "You don't need to hug a lively person..."

"Ah, what are you doing? You throw the cat out first. I don't want it to see me under you. It will despise me... Ah! It hurts!"

"Be good, don't be afraid, sit down, Xuexue dare not dislike me."

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The author has something to say: Sure enough, the ghs contestants will finish the text on the bed == (no)

I’m still thinking about what to write and how much to write, I can come back in a few days to see if there is any update~

Thank you again for tolerating the update speed of my graduation season (bow