Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

"Next, let's invite our second male lead, Wen Tianshi, to play!" kk applauded.

"What joke is Wen Tianshi going to bring to everyone?" Sensen was curious, "Why don't you give Zhou Zhou a divination, we Zhou Zhou is hot and funny, his life trajectory must be very special and strange!"

Zhou Zhou: "..." =_= You are amazing, your whole family is amazing!

Wen Yiyan felt that his IQ had dropped sharply, and he was about to fall into the horizon and integrate into the big family of the three milk tea brothers.

"That's right, I was originally the 520th generation head of the Taoist sect who was hidden in the city. I'm proficient in everything from astrology, fortune-telling, fortune-telling, and Feng Shui! But I won't take action easily!"

Everyone...(ˉ▽￣～)cut~~

Wen Tianshi spread his hands helplessly. In these years, no one would believe the truth.

"Ahem!" Master Tianshi said happily, pretending that he is the best at it, "This is a true story - one day, Teacher Xiaojing sincerely invited me to participate in a training called [On the Occupation of the Movie King] Literacy]!"

"Wow~ You look so tall!" kk is the king of the crowd!

"That's right! Teacher Xiao Jing asked me to submit a color photo with a white background and no hat. It is said that every person who becomes an actor must go through a stage." Wen Yiyan showed a mysterious look.

"What stage?" Sensen cheered Wang No. [-].

"The stage of being mourned after receiving the bento!" Wen Yiyan replied as a matter of course, "It is a tragedy to become the actor! So, I submitted a color photo with a white background and a hat without a hat, but Teacher Xiaojing actually said that the photo The background color does not meet the requirements!"

"Ah? What doesn't meet the requirements? Is it because Wen Tianshi's light is too bright, and the background color of the photo has become golden?" Zhou Zhou joined Wang No. [-].

Wen Yiyan shook his head, he was very angry, "Who knows! Anyway, I turned the photo upside down and asked Mr. Xiaojing seriously - tmd this is not what the white background is! Then he stopped talking."

"Zhou Zhou, do you understand?" KK asked.

Zhou Zhou was a little dazed, "Understood!"

"Then why is there no laughter?" Sensen wondered.

"Pfft~" Late laughter came and went.

"Ahem. It's not over yet!" Wen Yiyan's cold jokes are getting better, "Mr. Xiao Jing said that the road of actor is destined to be a lonely life. You can only walk alone. It cannot stand the test of friendship and love." .”

"Yes, that's right!"

"Mr. Xiaojing specifically analyzed the several relationships between movie kings and others, such as friendship with one side, friendship with nodding, casual friendship, friendship with wine and meat, friendship with gentlemen, and even friendship in adversity, life-and-death friendship."

"Well, good analysis!"

"Teacher Xiaojing asked me last, what is the relationship between us?" Wen Yiyan paused for five seconds expressionlessly, "I said, it doesn't matter!"

"Pfft~ Isn't it a teacher-student relationship?" kk asked back.

"No, because it should be Miss Xiaojing and Mr. Daxiong, or the relationship between Doraemon!" Zhou Zhou retorted.

——The three milk tea brothers, they are also very hardworking in order to make siao!

"Teacher Xiaojing said that we are good friends - a good relationship between passerby A and passerby B who did not run the red light together on the non-motorized vehicle lane!"

Audience: "..." It's so cold!Love turning up the heat on the air conditioner!

Wen Yiyan frowned, "Oh, why isn't it funny?"

As soon as the voice fell, there was a deafening scream and applause from the audience, which almost toppled the roof.

The number of the decibel meter also soared all the way, breaking through the [-] mark in the blink of an eye, approaching [-]!

"Wen Tianshi's fans are so enthusiastic! So, it turns out that the male second is for love!" KK sighed old-fashionedly.

A close-up of the face of the male pig's feet that was left hanging aside, the corners of his mouth were stiff "Hehe..."

And Wen Yiyan is in a good mood, brother's charm should not be underestimated!He warned himself in his heart, put on his cold posture!Then he waved to the audience reservedly, especially when he saw Bai Xiaocen's children's shoes with flushed cheeks, he even winked at her.

"Ahh! The male god blinked at me! The male god, look here! The male god, I love you..."

Different from the enthusiastic and exciting atmosphere in the audience, the guests on the stage fell into a strange circle - the previously unknown little male supporting role was like a mountain pressing down on the heads of the male pig, female pig, and even the entire crew, making them unable to breathe Angry, I'm really aggrieved!

Although this group of people are full-time actors, there is no chance of a comeback in real life.Many people are not good at acting, showing obvious expressions of embarrassment, dissatisfaction, and even anger.

Director Shi Danian, who has always been very calm, is in a delicate mood.

Last time, when Xun Qiuyun, the director of "Green Garden", was asked by a reporter that Wen Yiyan's reputation alone overshadowed the reputation of the entire crew, how did he answer?

Oh oh, Xun Fatty has a wide body and a fat body, he generously said that he can take advantage of the male god's popularity, it's really not too cool!As for my own works, gold always shines!

Shi Danian was very heartbroken, he was really a fearsome young man, he was not as open-minded and calm as Xun Qiuyun.but……

Wen Yiyan smiled slightly, and made a "mute" gesture with both hands, "Everyone be quiet! Excited!"

After the fans of Chicken Jelly calmed down, Wen Yiyan expressed his gratitude again, "Thank you for your support! "Wrong Bone" is the first real big-screen work I participated in. Director Shi is a very talented director , Brother Jin and Sister Wang are very approachable seniors, and other artists and staff are very dedicated and easy to get along with."

"Everyone took good care of me during the whole filming process, and I gained a lot from it. Of course, all of this is inseparable from the generous support from the actor and actress. I hope that this conscientious work by Director Shi will be able to soar into the sky. A blockbuster!"

Sitting on the side, Director Shi nodded secretly - no wonder he was able to ascend to the altar so strongly when there were not many works that could be sold.As far as emotional intelligence is concerned, Wen Yiyan is absolutely perfect!

Listen to this euphemistic publicity campaign, flattering everyone on the set without showing any trace, and secretly flattering both men and women.You must know that after the male and female pig feet are granted the title of emperor for a while, the whole grade will be different. Although the social status has doubled and the status has skyrocketed, but after all, there are fewer works and opportunities to show their faces.

Wen Yiyan's actions are tantamount to trying to please others.And with his current status, it doesn't have to be like this at all!This is the magic weapon to be able to go on smoothly in the entertainment industry for a long time!

……

In the part of the cold joke, the male pig's feet appeared last.

"My little iron donkey stopped at the traffic light at the intersection, and a weak voice came from behind - you go, why don't you go! I looked back and saw a dad sitting in an automatic wheelchair pulling the wheelchair, slowly row towards me."

"Then what? Why don't you go?" Sensen questioned.

"I'll go, there's a red light ahead, how can we go!" The male pig's feet told the truth, "The old man is getting closer and closer, and I have to give way to him. So... the man in the wheelchair, talking There is a weak father who ran a red light!"

"Pfft~" There were applause and shouts from the audience, and the audience was still buying up. The decibel meter increased all the way to 88, but it didn't break a hundred.

"Ouch! Neither male nor female pig feet have completed the task!" KK gloated, "Next is our thrilling punishment!"

"That's right, the punishment part! Wen Tianshi, what's your acceptance speech for this - you agreed to receive electric shocks together, but you secretly made up a cold joke by yourself!" Sensen questioned Wen Yiyan on behalf of the male and female pig feet.

Wen Yiyan: "..." Sensen is the most unscrupulous person, who is he helping? !

However, after hehe smirked, Wen Tianshi stood up handsomely, "I will apply to Master Sensen, can I accept the punishment for the female pig's foot sister?"

"Everyone say-OK-No-OK-" Lifting the microphone to the auditorium, the three brothers seemed to have been beaten up, so don't get too excited.

The result is of course OK!

The program team brought up the props, and in a glass tank, there was an aquatic creature similar to a rice field eel.

"Huh~ What a disgusting look, what is this!" Zhou Yi moved away from the glass jar with a disgusted expression on his face.

"It was agreed to be punished by electric shock, so this is an electric eel!" KK explained innocently.

Electric eels?The electric eel is a terrifying existence of high-voltage lines in the water, it will kill people! ! !

However, Wen Yiyan smiled. He looked around at everyone's slightly stiff constipated faces, and said coolly, then he will start.

Quickly put your hand in close contact with the electric eel, and a wet, slippery and cold feeling hits your brain directly. This feeling is really not so wonderful! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Wen Yiyan stretched out his index finger, asking the cameraman to take a close-up, and then smiled, "It's okay, I have special insulation skills!"

The face of the male pig's feet is green, tmd you are the cannon fodder in the male supporting role, is it really good to grab the pig's feet like this?He is already desperate for this faceless world...

The male pig's feet are obviously terrified. This is an electric eel. Although the program crew must have a sense of proportion and will not kill anyone on the cliff, he is not afraid of [-] but just in case. His life has just reached the peak.

The entanglement and hesitation of the male pig's feet are in stark contrast to Wen Yiyan's handsome, straightforward, fearless and unrestrained behavior before, and once again inadvertently set off Wen Tianshi to a new height!

Resisting the fear, he stretched out his fingers, a slippery and cold feeling was transmitted from his fingers to his brain, and the male pig's feet shrank suddenly.

"Hey, there was no electricity when Wen Tianshi touched the little baby just now, did it just discharge into the male pig's feet?" kk, what are you talking about, little baby!

The male pig's feet were still in a short-circuit state of the brain. He clenched the finger that had touched the electric eel before, and nodded solemnly, "Yes, it's discharged, it's like... like accidentally touching an electric mosquito swatter, it's quite exciting of!"

Wen Yiyan finally showed a puzzled expression, damn it!Big male pig feet are you kidding me?It was the first time he knew that the conger eel, a good food material, could discharge electricity. Did he really know that the pig's feet were intentional or not?

The brain of the male pig's feet was short-circuited, he showed off to Wen Yiyan like a winner—oh~ pig's feet are different from the supporting roles, look, even electric eels can watch people eat dishes, really take it no way! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The three milk tea brothers dropped their jaws in shock from the magical turn in front of them, and frequently turned to His Majesty, the chief director of the program group, for help with their eyes.

Wen Yiyan felt that the hostility of the male pig's feet towards him was simply inexplicable. When did he offend the other party without knowing it?But - the male pig feet want to step on himself and "Electric Eel" to take the lead, even if he agrees, he still has to see if Comrade "Electric Eel" is compatible with him!

"In fact——" KK received a hint from the director to reveal the truth. Before the truth was revealed, he laughed so hard that he couldn't stop! "Sensen, tell me!"

"Actually—ahhh~" Sensen couldn't stop laughing.

"Actually—in fact, look here and here." Calmly, Zhou Zhou pointed to the "electric eel" in the glass tank, and pointed to the photo of the electric eel on the big screen with one hand, "They are not the same species!"

Ah~ wow~ oh~ cut~ boo~ hey~ everyone understands in seconds!

The voices from the audience were one after another, and the audience cooperated very much, pushing the program group to a new climax,