Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

"456789 hook! Straight!" Yuan Er threw out seven cards.

"It's over." Uncle Hua calmly waved his hand.

"Pass." Yuan Jing is a dog-headed military adviser, commanding the rookie Wen who has just started.

Rookie Wen flustered, "Wait, wait! We have a card!"

Yuan Jing raised his upper body and leaned over, "Where is it?"

Rookie Wen drew out the cards one by one, "7,8,9, [-], [-], hook, circle, k, and an ace!"

Wen Yiyan is very cheerful, look, he actually knows the magical effect of a, he is simply a new generation of fighting god.He raised his chin and flicked his tail, begging for praise from his dog-headed military advisor.

however……

"You're stupid! Why are you dismantling the bomb?" Yuan Jing angrily glared at the rookie Wen.

"Ah?" Rookie Wen was dumbfounded. Does he have a bomb?He obviously only saw three aces just now, so he raised his hand weakly, "Well, can I take it back?"

"Of course not!" Yuan Er, the landlord of this game, expressed his objection eagerly. He laughed uncontrollably, "Fight against me! I'm a master of cards, and you won't leave any pieces behind!"

The CEO ignored Yuan Er, "It's okay, let's play the cards."

Wen Yiyan curled his lips and carefully observed the cards in his hand, "The plane has wings! Whoosh, whoosh~" He threw out three aces and three kings, as well as a pair of 3 and a pair of 6, and he dealt out ten cards at once.

Yuan Er opened his mouth wide, "Damn it! How many cards do you have left?"

Wen Yiyan folded the cards together and covered them with both palms. He bared his teeth at Yuan Er, "Hey~ I won't tell you! Master of cards, do the math yourself!"

"Okay, Wen San, did you defuse the bomb on purpose?" Yuan Er gritted his teeth, "I'll blow it up!"

Wen Yiyan clicked his tongue twice, "Four five, so small?" After finishing speaking, he scanned Yuan Er's whole body, "I'll explode too!"

The hand holding the cards was raised high, and Yuan Er tensed up as he was about to make a move, staring at that slender hand.

"Oh, my bomb was just defused!" Wen Yiyan smirked, his expression as innocent as he wanted.

"You..." Yuan Er glared at someone, "How many more do you have?"

"I told you I won't tell you!"

Yuan Er and Wen San come and go, don't mention how childish they are.

"Pair!" "Three with two!" "Three with one!" Yuan Er played very well, and he was about to win.

"It exploded." At the critical moment, Uncle Hua was still reliable, he threw four 2s, causing Yuan Er's eyes to stare.

"Uncle Hua!!!" Yuan Er went crazy.

Wen Yiyan was overjoyed, "Uncle Hua has done a good job, there are no brothers above the poker table!"

With Uncle Hua's great help, the landlord Yuan Er was pasted with a small note.In this family, he will always be the oppressed class living at the bottom, even if he is made a "landlord", he still cannot stand up!

……

At exactly three o'clock, a fat man with yellow hair knocked on the door.

Wen Yiyan's focal length swayed left and right following a little matchmaker mole on Fat Paper - he was also drunk when he looked like this.

"What are you looking at? What are you looking at! Yiyan, this is not the first time you've seen brother, what about it?" Fatty Shamate asked Wen Yiyan in a rough voice with a hot temper.

Wen Yiyan was at a loss, "Who are you?" The voice sounded familiar, but this face... If he had seen it before, he would never forget it!

Fat Paper said, "Okay! Sure enough, the nobleman forgets a lot, I..."

"Cough!" The CEO coughed lightly.

The flesh on Sha Matt's fat face froze, and he walked to Wen Yiyan's side with unscrupulous brisk steps, "Oh, I'm Xu... Xu Gaigai! Yiyan, you don't remember."

Wen Yiyan suddenly realized that it turned out to be Xu Gaigai, his former manager. No wonder the voice sounded familiar, "Brother Xu!"

Fatty Shamate was overwhelmed with flattery, "Don't, don't, don't call me brother! Just call Xiao Xu, and I will have to eat and drink with you, Wen Tianshi, in the future!"

Fuck!Wen Tianshi peat!Others thought they went out to set up a fortune-telling stall under the flyover!

The President stood up and explained at the right time, "Although Xu Gaigai is difficult to succeed in all aspects as an agent, but with Xiaoyan's current development momentum, there is no need for an ace agent to add icing on the cake."

After mocking Sha Matt's fat paper, the President told Wen Yiyan in a different tone that he only needs to complete the set goal step by step, and don't worry about other things.

Fuck!Where is the established goal?Why didn't he know it himself?

And Xu Gaigai didn't dare to refute, he had already signed a ten-year contract with the CEO, and his salary was quite generous.Since then, he has been a first-class manager of a first-class performing arts company, taking care of world-class superstars, and enjoying a first-class white-collar salary—life is full of surprises everywhere!

There is only one point that needs special attention-everything must be based on adhering to Wen Yiyan's personal safety, and must be based on protecting Wen Yiyan's own rights and interests.In short, Wen Yiyan is his uncle!

So, isn't this the job of a full-time nanny?When did the agent drop the price so much?

Interrupting Wen Tianshi and the CEO's wide-eyed stares, Xu Gaigai said that it was time to leave, and he had to rush to the recording site of the show.

The President nodded, "Go!"

Being with such a strange-looking and weirdly dressed fat man, the CEO is quite at ease. He thinks that even if Wen Yiyan is blind, he won't do the stupid thing of cheating or coming out with Sha Matt. .

……

"Wrong Bone" was released by the radio and television half a month ago, and it has just been released in major theaters, but the momentum is very good.

Wen Yiyan was participating in the filming of a blockbuster film in Country M at the time, and this time the crew was invited to the large-scale variety game show "The Game House of the Three Milk Tea Brothers", which must bring out a generation of legendary celestial masters.

"The Game House of the Three Milk Tea Brothers" follows the route of comedians, a program where three funny hosts play tricks on the guests.These days, if you don't lose your morals and don't hit the lower limit, will the audience still buy it?

The three brothers of milk tea, namely Pearl KK, Xiancao Sensen, and Pudding Zhouzhou, these are three happy little handsome guys.

As soon as the show started, the three brothers performed a retro break dance that blinded the dog's eyes, and the dance was very unique.

"Oh, hello everyone, we meet again! I'm kk, I'm Sensen, I'm Zhou Zhou, and we are—the three milk tea brothers!"

The three brothers put on cool and funny poses, and the audience applauded.

"Today we have invited a crew that has been very popular lately..." kk dragged on.

"That's right, a very popular crew!" Sensen added.

"Ah! How hot is it?" Zhou Yi had a cute face.

"It's very hot, hotter than your nickname!" kk described it like this.

Zhou Zhou still had a cute look on his face, "I hate it~ Don't mention people's nicknames anymore!"

"Uh, the medicine can't be stopped every week, persistence is victory!" Sensen persuaded with kind words.

"Next, let's invite... the crew of "Wrong Bone", which is even hotter than hot, to come on stage! Everyone one, two, three, applaud!" kk drove the atmosphere.

The spotlight flashed to the back of the stage, and there was a young woman in the middle of the six men.

The one in the middle is the male and female pig's feet playing the roles of the brothers and sisters Bai Xiangrong and Bai Xiangxuan, and Wen Yiyan, as a small supporting role, actually squeezed out all the big names and stood directly on the other side of the female pig's feet - he knew that a heartthrob like him, Wherever you go, you will be the focus of all eyes!All right!

The other four big names who played supporting roles really came to study with the prince, so let's not mention it.

"Come down is our first game session in the same way-please listen to my jokes!" KK was very excited.

"! Can you stop using the word 'cookie-cutter'?" Sensen retorted.

"That's right, it sounds like our program team is very uncreative." Zhou Zhou always remained calm, "His Majesty the editor will deduct your salary!"

kk: "...qaq, Your Majesty! Our job is piecework, and we can't deduct it anymore, please let me go!"

Sensen disgusted, "Go away, everyone doesn't like to watch you play tricks! Everyone wants to see the god and goddess fall down from the altar, ah no, it's the god and goddess who are approachable."

"That's right, so who will come first?" Zhou Zhou calmly named, "Then the ladies come first!"

The only woman who has worked in the entertainment industry for many years and has rich experience in defending against enemies, "Okay, then I'll start by throwing bricks and attracting jade!"

"Throwing bricks to attract jade?" kk repeated.

"Throwing bricks to attract jade!" Sensen nodded.

"Pfft~" Zhou Zhou sprayed calmly.

Female pig's feet: "..." So, where is the joke?convex

kk is sorry, "Goddess, don't worry about us, we just have indirect convulsions, just get used to it. Goddess, please!"

"Goddess, be careful, if the decibel of the audience's laughter is less than 100 decibels, you will be punished by electric shock!" Sensen laughed maliciously.

Repeat every week: "Electric shock~"

The female pig's foot touched her nose, covering the slightly twitching corners of her mouth, "Then I'll tell you!"

"Speak!" The three milk tea brothers spoke in unison.

"One day, the little camel was chatting with the camel mother. The little camel asked the camel mother, mother, why do we have so many eyelids? The camel mother answered him..."

"What answer to him?" The troublemaker kk.

"Stop making noise!" Sensen shouted, "Then, what should I answer him?"

Zhou Zhou nodded aside.

"The camel mother answered him, we are going to walk in the desert, if you have too many eyelids, you won't be scolded for having shallow eyelids!"

"Enen, that's right!" The three brothers agreed.

The female pig's feet ignored the three teasers, "The little camel asked again, why do we have two such big humps on our backs?"

"Yeah, why?" The three brothers cheered.

The female pig's feet showed contempt, "Mother camel is very irritable, don't ask me such a stupid question, okay dear, there is no water in the desert, do you want to die of thirst?"

"I don't want to! We don't want to, mom!" The three brothers shouted at the female pig's feet, showing no moral integrity!

The female pig's feet looked down upon the three brothers, "The little camel thought for a while and said, Mom, what are we doing in the zoo?"

"Ah, the little camel asked a good question, and I'm speechless!" KK took the lead in applauding.

The female pig's foot picked up the conversation, "But the camel mother has something to say! The camel mother replied, idiot, without the triple eyelids and hump, what is the difference between us and goats and sheep, do you want to stay in the zoo or go to the table?"

"..." The applause was sparse and stopped at 68 decibels, far from the standard line of 100.

"It seems that the goddess is not humble." Zhou Zhou nodded solemnly, "Sure enough, she is throwing bricks to attract jade."

"Pfft~" kk laughed, "Okay, Goddess, please sit on the small bench, and the gentle electric shock will arrive in a while."

Gentle peat!The female pig's feet were very aggrieved, thinking that she was a generation of queens, and she was actually reduced to the point where she was teased by three younger generations. It's really... really a benefactor begging for support! tat

Wen Yiyan, who was standing on the sidelines watching, wiped his forehead secretly, hehe, this show loses morals (the host's) and goosebumps (the guest's), Mr. President really has a good eye!

However, what kind of joke is he going to tell...