Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

Chapter 23 Roll over the plot bacteria

The fourth group is also on stage, which is Linda, the sexy goddess, and a certain passer-by.

Linda is a high mountain flower, she cast a disdainful glance at the passer-by at the dead corner of the camera, and pressed the selection button without any hesitation.

Two large characters popped up on the big screen - "Star Wish".

Qiu Nan's beautiful figure was looking for him, walking through every corner they were familiar with, and the memory became clear little by little.

Qiunan shouted over and over again: Onion, come out quickly!

The onion did not come out, so Akio jumped into the swimming pool... At the end, the meteor shower flashed across the sky, and the onion disappeared here...

It's another love dog blood movie, the show crew is muddy!

Linda was very upset, and went into the tent to change clothes with a cold snort.When she came out, damn it, there was no change at all, it was still that sexy silver-gray dress, was she a 1-minute tour of the stage tent?

Linda has a straight face: hum!

Passer-by A panicked for a moment. The comrades in other groups had a lot to discuss. Why didn't they say a word when they came to them, and their little eyes didn't flicker. How can this go on? orz

A certain cannon fodder man with a full face stammered: Qiu Nan... I, I am the onion.

Linda continued to be cold, rolled her beautiful eyes, and continued to snort coldly.

Cannon fodder man: I, I'm leaving... when the meteor appears.

linda: hum!

The cannon fodder man was sweating profusely: Qiu Nan... don't you love me?

Linda doesn't hum this time.

The cannon fodder man began to speak indiscriminately: You are capricious, you are skittish, you like the new and dislike the old, you are capricious, you see things differently, you don't believe what you say, you turn to Qin Muchu, you contradict your promises, you are half-hearted, you cheat on others, you blah blah blah...

"pia~" Linda slapped the cannon fodder man firmly, and the cannon fodder man instantly turned into a 1/2 pig-headed man.

The sad pig-headed man was stunned for a while before he came back to his senses, his face was lost by pia, who cares if pia is a beauty or not!He finally broke out: I bought a watch last year!You are indeed a man in autumn—rough enough!

"pia~" 1/2 of the pig-headed man successfully promoted to 100% pig-headed man, he is simply the old godmother who Zhu Bajie ate a bottle of - the effect of spitting fire from rage: You are a snake spirit!

Although he has a principle of not beating women, but no one is perfect, and he will occasionally make some small mistakes, for example-selectively forgetting someone's gender!

Just when the pig-headed man was slapping his hands on the snake spirit, Haitang finally made his debut: Hey, the goddess' hands are really strong, it doesn't hurt, hurry up and apply the medicine!

Both of them felt that the phrase "it doesn't hurt" was comforting themselves, so they gave each other a hard look and stepped off the stage.

The audience talked a lot.For example:

a: Is this girl having a brain twitch?If you are sick and can be cured, why give up treatment?

b: Twitch is not enough to describe her level, this is brain damage!You really treat yourself like a dish, Cui Hua'er, take her down quickly, it will affect your appetite!

c: It's not just brain damage, it's completely brainless!Poor hot little cannon fodder, he is still pretty handsome.Looking at the way he just wanted to beat up a woman, it's unprincipled enough, I like it!

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"Film King He, use your experience as a film king to evaluate, how was your performance just now?" Haitang Zhao asked correctly.

He Yinping smiled: "I think that although the plot is a bit monotonous, the emotional expression is very strong and can really drive the atmosphere. In my opinion, this is the highest level in the legendary showbiz—returning to the basics and acting in true colors!"

Everyone in the audience agreed with He Yinping's incisive comments, and there were so many voices that they couldn't help laughing.

Haitang also laughed hard: "As expected of the film king, you really have unique insights, sharp words, and unexpected precision!"

The last group "comes out after a long wait", because everyone can't wait to see the downcast appearance of the brain-dead girl being eliminated!

Xu Wei pressed lightly with a serious expression, and a melodious and low-pitched singing voice sounded—heartbroken, heartbroken, troubled, and melancholy, surrendering to the country, lowering her eyebrows to pity the beauty... Empress Huanhuan is here!

The clip played is also the first place in this play - the old emperor lingered on for a long time, and finally collapsed!

Lying on the ground, Wen Yiyan thought secretly - on the whole stage, who is so lucky to be able to perform lying down the whole time?And who has his blessing to be honored as "Emperor"?What a happy wife!

Wen Yiyan showed his domineering side: I want to ask you something.

Xu Wei kept a straight face: The concubine must know everything.

Wen Yiyan continued to show his domineering side: Hongluo, is he my son?

Xu Wei snorted coldly: Hasn't the Emperor heard of this saying - Once a woman has a blue-faced confidant, blue and blue, her original partner will be green!

Wen Yiyan also hummed angrily: Don't you know that I have so many confidante, red and red, we have already turned yellow!

Xu Wei smiled: Sisi, that's what's wrong with you, no wonder no matter who's script you're in, you didn't end well.For example, Ruoxi can only be a cinnabar mole, not mosquito blood...

Wen Yiyan was not convinced, and just about to speak, Xu Wei has already continued: "I, Niu Hulu, is different, not to mention [-]%, as Qianlong's mother, there is a very good chance that I will have a good death, it is Gongdouzhong The winner who laughs till the end!

Wen Yiyan suddenly realized: No wonder your Gongdou coefficient is so high, it turns out that practice makes perfect!But soon, the idiot ncron will ascend the throne, and you will have no choice but to be promoted to Lafayette.

Xu Wei exclaimed: Lafayette? l chief designer?No, no, people only love Metersbonwe.

Showing off her beautiful palace attire, and posing a few coquettish poses, Xu Wei smiled confidently: Metersbonwe, don't take the usual way!I am Niu Hulu Weiwei, I speak for myself!

Wen Yiyan despises: The mud is dirty, and soon the God of Thunder Wang Jingyao will send Comrade Swallow, God of War, and Comrade Little White Flower, the Holy Mother, down to earth, so don't be too happy.

Xu Wei ridiculed: This world is not my palace's, what's the matter with my palace?After Ben Gong was promoted to Ai's family, he only needed to go to Mount Wutai to pay homage to the Buddha and raise a baby.

Wen Yiyan's eyes widened: Raising a baby?Could it be that Qing'er is really your own?

Xu Wei was speechless for a moment.

Wen Yiyan continued: Didn't King Guo give birth to twins with you?Who was Qinger born to you?

Xu Wei was very angry, and the topic became more and more swollen and swollen: I want you to take care of it, it's not yours anyway!

Wen Yiyan was lying on the ground, furious, struggling to get up and beat Xu Wei: Huh, I'll take a step first, go to the underworld and tell King Guo that you stole people behind his back, and let him think about how to deal with you!

Wen Yiyan snorted twice again: I'm going to report the news, let's take a step first, you can follow!

Then he tilted his head, kicked his legs, and died!

Xu Wei said that it was terrible, she was a pig teammate!

Haitang came to the stage and pulled Wen Yiyan up, jokingly said, "Is it alright if our contestants are all so funny?"

Judge Ma Junyi said, of course it doesn't matter, it's healthier to smile!

The well-known mouthpiece Chu Feng said: "It may be that the performances of the first group were too successful, which restricted the thinking of the players behind. There is nothing wrong with being funny, but it cannot be without depth and layers."

Wen Yiyan and Xu Wei's hearts tightened. Does that mean their performance was not good?

Haitang invited out ten contestants, the audience began to vote, and then the five judges began to vote.Look at the votes at the end, oh~ As expected, Linda and Passerby A are at the bottom of the group, which is great!

The rest of the players secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Passerby A looked serious, he sang a love song, which was not bad; Linda did a hot dance, and the audience was very high.The final result of the vote was——Linda lost the passerby A pk!

It can only be said, "Men are not bad, women are not loving", this sentence is also applicable in reverse!

"Congratulations to Linda for returning to the stage. Next, let's move on to the next session..." Haitang continued to host according to the script.

The contestants yelled in their hearts - damn, damn, damn!Can you give me a chance to breathe!

"The next link is - Basque and Exquisite!" Haitang explained, "Here, Haitang wants to popularize the great and profound Chinese culture to everyone!"

There is a poem that says: "Four households and eight windows are bright, exquisite and clear." This poem means that there are many windows, which are transparent in all directions.

There is also a poem that says: "Although it is inaction and pure, it still needs to be exquisite in all aspects."

Therefore, this link is actually a test of the popularity of the players.

The nine contestants voted internally, and each held an elimination ticket. Whoever wanted to be eliminated would cast the vote in the glass box in front of him. In the end, whoever had the most votes would leave the stage.

"Everyone knows the rules, right? Now, let's start with sister Xu who got the most votes!" The exciting "dog eats dog" begins!

Xu Rong voted for Linda.

Chen Zhuo voted for Linda.

Catwoman Gaozhen voted for Xian Jue.

Wen Yiyan voted for Linda.

Linda voted for Xian Jue.

Xu Wei voted for Xian Jue.

Xian Jue voted for Linda.

Fang Yingying voted for Xian Jue.

Mei Jingyan voted for Linda.

"Oh, linda has the most votes, what do you want to say?" Haitang asked with a smile.

Linda was very calm: "That's because Miss Ben is too beautiful and people are jealous!"

Haitang laughed heartily, and set off another bomb: "Do you still remember the two envelopes that the winners got during the warm-up match? Chen Zhuo and Wen Yiyan, now, take out the envelopes!"

That's right!Just as everyone thought, there is an extra elimination ticket in the envelope, and Linda still has a chance to come back!

Linda looked at Chen Zhuo and Wen Yiyan expressionlessly, while Xian Jue raised his heart just after landing, he was about to have a heart attack!Help!

Holding the elimination vote, Chen Zhuo didn't look at Linda and Xian Jue, just asked Haitang: "Can I vote now?"

Haitang nodded.Chen Zhuomai walked towards Xian Jue and voted for him.As a result, Xian Jue and Linda voted five to five, and Wen Yiyan's vote was crucial!

In the eyes of everyone, he walked up to Linda.

The cold Linda smiled: "Are you going to send me off the stage? Give me a loving hug!"

"Aww~" The entire audience seemed to be pumped!

Wen Yiyan stood still with no expression on his face, thinking inwardly, hug him as soon as you say, how embarrassing that brother is!

Yuan Jing in front of the TV finally had a chance to appear on the stage. His expression was stiff, his eyes were spitting fire, and he yelled in his heart, "He has no shame, and he still loves to hug you. How disgusting! If you dare to hug you, you will die!"

Under everyone's expectant eyes, Wen Yiyan still didn't move, Linda chuckled: "Forget it, let's shake hands!"

After finishing speaking, he went forward to pull Wen Yiyan's hand, Wen Yiyan reluctantly helped her to hold on.

Whoops!What's this?Wen Yiyan looked at the palm of his hand - it was not difficult to see that it was a check folded into the size of a palm!The amount is in the most conspicuous place - 500 million!

What a great deal!Wen Yiyan looked around nonchalantly, but no one noticed Linda's little move!

He stuffed the check into his pocket and walked towards Xian Jue.Linda behind her smiled triumphantly.

"Okay, I get it, brother, please do your best!" Xian Jue had confirmed his fate at this time, and he encouraged Wen Yiyan with relief.

"Well, you work hard too!" Wen Yiyan approached and gave Xian Jue a big hug.

Yuan Jing turned into a fire-breathing dragon, and kept thinking: "You actually threw yourself into your arms, you threw yourself into your arms, you threw yourself into your arms..."

After reassuring Xian Jue, Wen Yiyan finally cast the decisive vote, and the destination was Linda's box!

"You..." Linda panicked, scum!What a scumbag!Why didn't he do things for her after taking her money?Splash people!

Haitang began to make a summary: "Tonight's 20-to-8 knockout round finally came to an end. It's a pity that Linda lost to Xian Jue by one vote! So, are the remaining top 8 players ready? We will meet next week. Time, Cherry Satellite TV, see you soon!"

The audience cheered, Linda was eliminated!scattered flowers!

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