Superstar Faner [Ancient Wears Today]

Xian Jue and Xu Rong walked onto the stage hand in hand, Xian Jue made a "please" gesture very gentlemanly, motioning Xu Rong to press the selection button.

"Snapped!"

The classic and melodious melody sounded - everynil...

oh!It turned out to be "titanic"!It is the classic "youjampijamp" (youjampijamp) scene.

The male and female protagonists kiss affectionately at the bow, the sky and the earth are the witnesses, the sea is the alliance, my heart is eternal!

The audience cheered enthusiastically - there is a kiss scene, what a chicken jelly!

Xu Rong's facial muscles were stiff, and she couldn't even smile.Xian Jue touched his nose in embarrassment.

"Sister Xu is lucky!" Haitang winked at Xu Rong ambiguously, "This clip is really short, brother director, do it again!"

The two contestants knew the elegant meaning after hearing the string song, and took this opportunity to discuss countermeasures wisely.But——have they left their imagination in kindergarten?

"Sister Xu and handsome guy Xian, please do your best!" Haitang cheered them up, "There is a lot of blank space in this scene, it is both a test and an opportunity!"

The two nodded in agreement, and the audience exclaimed—the two entered the same tent to change clothes again, yes!evil!Affection!

In the anticipation of everyone, the noble girl appeared on the stage arm in arm with the commoner boy!

Xu Rong stood at the front of the prop boat, leaning on the railing and looking down, and then there was a bunch of unnutritious chattering, which made the audience feel very boring.

Xian Jue babbled: That's why I'm leaving my hometown... Do you know France?I'm going to be a painter!Start wandering from Paris!

Xu Rong was stunned for a while: Oh...

Xian Jue laughed, eyes full of longing: When this behemoth arrives at the small town of Ampton, I must try the cheap beer there, ride the roller coaster until I vomit, ride a horse on the beach, the waves are We help!Hey, those with bare feet are not afraid of wearing shoes, maybe I can become the king of gambling!

Xu Rong: What?

The audience is also thinking - what?What kind of plot is this?IQ can't read it in a hurry!

Xian Jue naturally stood behind Xu Rong: What about you?What are your dreams?

Xu Rong looked at the distance in confusion, which is the direction of the sea: I, I hate America...I want to go to Paris and live the life of aristocratic ladies...They may not be enthusiastic, but a peaceful and stable life is rational , isn't it?

Xian Jue shrugged: Look!sunrise!

Xu Rong heard the words and looked towards the sky: Yes, it's so beautiful!

Stretching her hands and closing her eyes, tears fell from the corners of her eyes for no reason, Xu Rong showed a wry smile: But birds are destined not to be able to fly over the sea...

Xian Jue hugged Xu Rong's waist from behind, leaned into her ear and whispered: The sea will guide us in the direction we should go...

Xu Rong turned her head to look at Xian Jue, and they stared affectionately.The audience held their breath—is it, is it finally the climax?

That's right, it is indeed an orgasm!

With a "click", Xian Jue's hands were handcuffed. Just as stunned as he was, the audience in the audience shouted silently—what's the matter?For god horse?

Xu Rong said seriously: You are right, we should all go where we are supposed to go... gk039 Deep Sea Alien, now, the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, codenamed "Dokdo", is officially arresting you.

Xian Jue was shocked: How do you know?

Xu Rong: Recently, ghost ships have appeared one after another in the sea...is this one?

It was Xian Jue's turn to smile wryly: We Sea Clan have lived in the deep sea for a long time, and we have been living in peace.But in recent years, ocean pollution has become more and more serious, and we are forced to go to the sea to breathe.And, it doesn't kill anyone.

Xu Rong is business-like: Let's talk about these things when we get back to the headquarters!Walk!

Xu Rong handsomely pressed Xian Jue, who was a full head taller than her, and walked away aggressively...

This is the end?The audience said that IQ is still too anxious to understand!

Haitang led the two contestants onto the stage again: "Can you introduce the plot to everyone? I believe everyone is very curious."

Xu Rong was a little shy: "In the previous stage, I saw "Journey to the West" read backwards on the Internet, so we wondered whether "titanic" could also be performed in this way. But it seems that the effect is not ideal."

"Oh~" Haitang suddenly realized, "So that's the case, this explanation makes sense! Jack is an alien living in the deep sea and has to surface due to pollution problems. Ruth is an American agent who yearns for a plain and comfortable nobleman. In the life of a lady, the task is to catch the alien! It's as simple as that."

Oh~ I see!Meringue, this setting is so cold!

"This time we'll change to two judges." Haitang looked around the judges' seat and called out by name, "Miss Ji, what do you think of this idea?"

Ji Qin gracefully picked up the microphone: "Do you really want me to comment? My sister is notorious for her venomous tongue and ruthlessness!"

"That's it, then do you want to let Miss Ji judge?" Haitang pointed the microphone at the auditorium.

The overwhelming "want to want" swept over.

Ji Qin laughed twice: "This idea is useless and has no bright spots! What about a love as pure and clear as the heart of the ocean? What about a love as turbulent and deep as the Atlantic Ocean? What's the matter with aliens? Is it from siao? Naval Criminal Investigative Service? Hehe..."

Xu Rong turned pale, Xian Jue smiled stiffly, and the audience was silent.

"Okay, okay, I didn't expect Miss Ji to be so demanding." Haitang came out to smooth things over, and taunted her, "So is this the secret that Miss Ji is still single?"

Ji Qin said with a straight face, "Then why is Sister Haitang still single?"

The smell of gunpowder is full.The stage is a battlefield without gunpowder!

"Ahem!" Song God interrupted the verbal battle between the two, "Actually, I think it's not bad. The form of reading backwards is very novel, ocean pollution involves environmental pollution, and the alien contains science fiction elements. The ending is unexpected. Complete this performance in such a short time!"

The God of Songs gave a thumbs up, and the audience heard it, and it didn't make sense.In such a short period of time, the performances of the contestants are already very good!

If I were myself, how else could I act other than copying it over and over again?Do you want to say, "Oh, Rousi, you are already so fat, why do you come out to eat alone in the middle of the night? Look, the iceberg has been knocked out of the hole by your strong body!"

The main thing is to blame the program group for being too sloppy, there's no way around it!

The second group of contestants left the stage in a hurry, followed by the third group - Fang Yingying (soft girl paper) & Mei Jingyan.

The swords were on the stage just now, and the two little beauties were very nervous, and the hands that pressed the selection button were still trembling slightly.

The clip played on the big screen is a classic among the classics—young men and women in wedding attire, separated by a purple and green sword.

Everyone knew that it was "Journey to the West".

Mei Jingyan and Fang Yingying's psychological qualities were good. Although their expressions were serious, they didn't feel nervous or stage fright at all.Some people are born with the ability to turn stress into motivation!

The two beauties entered the tent to change their clothes, and the audience whistled violently. What is the meaning?Is it a conditioned reflex?

In the curious and expectant eyes of the audience, a corner of the tent was lifted, revealing, by visual inspection, a bronze sword!

Then came Mei Jingyan in the bridal gown, and Fang Yingying in the groom's gown.

Fang Yingying combed her lovely Taoist hair, and her wit hat was crooked, very funny: Gu Liang, you look familiar, have we met before?

Mei Jingyan raised her chin: No!

Fang Yingying smiled silly: Oh, then let's get to know each other!I am the female supreme treasure, you can kindly call me "female respect".

Mei Jingyan was a little dazed: ... I am Fairy Zixia.

Fang Yingying said happily: Ah, Fairy Zixia, we are good friends now.I would like to call you "Xiazi" affectionately, is that okay?

Mei Jingyan was furious: How dare you!

The Ziqing sword was unsheathed in an instant and lay across Fang Yingying's neck.

Fang Yingying faltered instantly, and shouted that the heroine is mighty!She cried bitterly and said: "Your sword cut off my throat, don't shake your hands... There was once a sincere feeling in front of me, but I was blind!"When I lost it, I yelled—Ouch, I'm going!The most painful thing in the world is this...

Mei Jingyan was silent for a while, staring deeply at Fang Yingying, finally put down the sword she held high, and began to sing: It's a pity it's not you~ accompany me to the end~ I walked together but lost that intersection~

Fang Yingying was stunned, she withdrew her tears: But, Xiazi, I wasn't talking about you!

Mei Jingyan was angry, and with a swipe, the sword returned to Fang Yingying's neck: I just felt sore.

Fang Yingying nodded: Oh.Where did I just say... If God can give me a chance to do it again, I will say three words to him - Biaojiangzi!If I have to add a deadline, I hope it is - there is no tomorrow!

Mei Jingyan was shocked, and the sword fell to the ground: Forget it, I won't kill you, you go find that girl!

Fang Yingying cried: Who said it was a girl?We get along day and night, going in and out together, can a girl follow me into the men's room?

Audience brain supplement: Can you enter the men's restroom?

Mei Jingyan: Oh!Same in and out?Could it be... that person is Master Xuanzang?No wonder you slay demons and eliminate demons all the way, and you are not afraid of evil forces from all sides... It is really a great love that can be sung and cried!But it is doomed to fail.

So, I sang with full of sympathy: what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day~ whoever worked hard and who was sweet~ this year's youth is gone~ I understand the time~

Fang Yingying was dumbfounded, and also sang: Has anyone ever told you~ You have a big brain~

Mei Jingyan picked up the sword expressionlessly and continued to put it on Fang Yingying's neck: "My hand is cramping."

Fang Yingying laughed and said: Xiazi, don't, don't do this, I say it's okay!

A blush appeared on Fang Yingying's cheeks, and she said coyly: "When touching his hand, it's like touching the right hand with the left hand; when touching his hand second, a warm current flows in my heart; when touching his hand third, it's like going back to 29; Touch his hand, I'll go, why is it gone...

Immediately afterwards, he shouted: Brother Jin Hoop, where have you been?Don't go back to the East China Sea Dragon Palace to find an old friend!I promise that I will never poke the old pig's ass with you again...

Mei Jingyan was dumbfounded: So there really is such a pure love - life and death are not a problem, race is not a distance, age is not a pressure, gender... Does the Golden Cudgel have a gender?

Inserting the sword into the scabbard, Mei Jingyan patted Fang Yingying's Taoist head: Don't cry, I really won't kill you.

Sigh, and start singing: You said holding hands is a promise~ But my dear, it’s not love~ It’s like a shooting star that is too late to make a wish~ No matter how beautiful it is, it can only be the past~

Mei Jingyan is helpless, this is clearly a bastard with a negative EQ, don't be as knowledgeable as her, wave her sleeves: you go.

One of the two is going south, the other is going north, passing by each other's world.

Haitang was holding a girl in one hand, she smiled and asked the two of them: "The love of the blind sons and daughters is gone like this, why not he?"

Mei Jingyan immediately picked up: "This is called returning to the right path. Different paths lead to the same goal. Please let go of that monkey. Didn't you see the three eyes (Yang Jian) ​​staring at Nantianmen!"

Understanding Mei Jingyan's point, Fang Yingying covered her mouth and giggled.

"It seems that the two contestants are very relaxed. How do you feel about your performance?" Haitang also laughed and brought the topic back.

Mei Jingyan said in distress: "I don't know, I'm too busy singing."

Fang Yingying was also distressed: "I don't know either, I'm just talking nonsense."

The judge this time is Ma Junyi, and his evaluation is very high: "To be honest, I would be completely confused and don't know how to perform. Your adaptation of this clip is very interesting. Has contestant Mei Jingyan learned to sing? Very professional."

Mei Jingyan became excited: "It's all been seen, Teacher Ma is really astute!" Thumbs up!

The venomous beauty Ji Qin rants again: "The plot is just like this, messy and incomprehensible. Is it interesting to spoof? The singing is not bad, but it's a bit of a showdown."

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!Come and try it, you bear!

Mei Jingyan and Fang Yingying looked at each other silently, who was that, and what was released just now is so stinky, let's get out!