I teach vampires to fall in love

I slowly shifted my gaze to Le Guiyue's position below the waist and above the legs, "Do you think I can break it into pieces in an instant?"

Le Guiyue's body froze for a moment, but the next moment he burst out laughing, it was really laughing, the kind that he could hardly breathe.

I stared at Le Guiyue who bent over with a smile on my face, Sao Nian, your smile is so unique, is it artificial in your family?

I silently turned my head and looked at the charming panting man beside me, "Let me ask you, did your man go out to take medicine today?" I was a little moved when I said this, because people usually ask me ...╭(╯^╰)╮I want to record this historic moment and tell them: there is a vampire who needs medicine more than me!

As soon as my words fell, Jiao Pannan was stunned for a while, and it took him a long time to react, and then he looked at me with a complicated expression.I understand, I really want to ask him - Sao Nian, why do you have such a big brain?

My chin was suddenly pinched by a hand, and my face was forcefully turned away, and then I saw Le Guiyue with his smiling eyes narrowed into slits, and he said with a smile, "You are so interesting, follow me, you I'll give you whatever you want."

My eyes lit up, "Really?"

"Of course, I never lie to beauties."

I freed my jaw, "Okay, I want you to disappear from my eyes immediately."

"..." Le Gui was stunned, and then... "Hahahahahahahaha..." A joyful voice sounded.

Me: "..." What the hell, did you become angry from embarrassment? !Which sensitive point of laughter did Lao Zhi hit on you? ! "Hmph, you asked for it!" I said sharply and then put on a magnification pose.

Le Guiyue let go of my arms almost as soon as I got into the pose, he raised his hands frivolously, it didn't look like he was surrendering, but he seemed to be in a more comfortable position, "Don't, I just want to Get to know you, I didn't stop you if you wanted to leave."

"Look at the ground."

Le Guiyue glanced at the ground suspiciously, then raised his head and asked me, "Is there anything on the ground?"

I said blankly, "Your face fell off, just now, you lost it yourself."

What answered me was Le Guiyue's exaggerated and pleasant laughter, yes, he bent over laughing again.

"..." I knelt down at Le Guiyue's strange smile.

I don't have a hobby of laughing at a patient who hasn't taken the medicine, so I resolutely ignored Le Guiyue and walked out. I won't go back after being out for so long. It's time for Dasaz and the others to come out to find me. Just thinking of this , Suddenly there was a gust of wind in my ear, I could feel it was a very dangerous force, but I couldn't avoid it!

Is my life on the line here?After all, vampires are indeed the most fickle and unpredictable species, bar none!You obviously bent over laughing just now, but now you want my life!

It was too late and then soon, another force attacked my abdomen, damn it, this is too respectful of me!Now it's all right, the head and abdomen are torn apart together, the picture is so beautiful, I'm about to cry from the beauty!

"Nonsense!" While I was mourning my dying life, a familiar voice suddenly sounded, and at the same time, I was rescued by the owner of the voice.

I looked at the familiar face close at hand, and instantly shed tears of emotion, "Wen Li, did I ever tell you that I really love you!"

Wen Li let go of my hand with a look of disgust, and took a few steps back, "Please forgive me! I can't bear your old man."

I blinked, and the tears came more fiercely. I rushed towards Wen Li's arms, hugged his waist, and buried my face in his arms with such strength that I wished I could strangle his waist. , "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu like me, but how come you come to save me in time every time?

Wen Li pushed me hard at first, trying to tear me off him, but later he found that this was an impossible task, so he gave up. After I sobbed softly for a while, Wen Li He said helplessly, "You can get up, Wen Wuli has already been mad at you."

I raised my head, opened my eyelids, and saw that Wen Wuli had really left, so I decisively pushed Wen Li away, and wiped away the 'tears' on my face expressionlessly, "Wen Wuli doesn't like it. Am I dead enough?" That's right, I found that the force attacking my abdomen was innocent.

"He doesn't know you are..." Wen Li became vague when he said this, he glanced at Le Guiyue who had been watching, and then said, "He wanted to save you, but the way was a little rough, you know, vampire Thick skin and thick flesh, he has no intention of killing you."

I looked at him silently.

Wen Li sighed, "Well, although he doesn't want to kill you, he really wants to beat you up. I told him before that the intensity should be the least. I didn't expect him... Cough, anyway, I'm on the sidelines Look, it's going to be okay."

I was instantly outraged, "You ungrateful villain! I curse that you and Wen Wuli will never have an orgasm!"

"Don't be so vicious." Wen Li forced a face.

"Okay, then I curse you and Wen Wuli never to have sex!"

Wen Li: "... You should curse the one in front of me."

I sneered, and when I was about to gather my lifelong vocabulary to attack Wen Li, Le Guiyue, who had been silent all this time, said, "So you are Wen Li's friend, but I offended you. I'll buy you a drink some other day." It sounded quite sincere, but Le Guiyue showed no guilt at all, staring at me full of inquiry.

"If you know you are offended, you will lose money! There is also a mental damage fee. I was frightened!!!" I said in a loud voice.

Le Guiyue: "..."

Wen Li silently covering his face: "..."

In the end, at my insistence, Legui gave me a card with a full smile, "Unlimited, just swipe as you like."

"I'm so sorry, I'm not a casual person." As I said, I took the card over with lightning speed, and quickly stuffed it into my pocket.

I heard Wen Li murmur softly, "Yeah, you're not human when you get up casually."

Smiling, I gently lifted my foot, slowly landed on Wen Li's foot, and rubbed hard, "What are you talking about? I can't hear you clearly, can you speak louder?"

Wen Li twisted his face and tightly shut his mouth.

I snorted coldly and retracted my feet, turned my head to look at Le Guiyue, he looked very interesting watching the play, I expressed my displeasure, "Why are you still here?"

"Hehehehe..." Le Guiyue chuckled a few times inexplicably, and then looked at me, "I look forward to meeting you next time." After he finished speaking, he left neatly, Jiao Pannan took one last look at me , quickly followed Le Guiyue, and left too.

When I could no longer see their shadows, I asked Wen Li, "You can't beat Le Guiyue?"

Wen Li's expression became serious, "There are four princes, five dukes, and six families in the Western Regions, and Le Guiyue is a vampire of the six families, and his family ranks third. In fact, he is one of the strong contenders for the next Patriarch, and the other one is Le Hanling."

"so?"

Wen Li: "So I can't kill him to avenge you, we are now in the Western Regions, the consequences are very troublesome."

I squinted at him, "Where's your IQ? You ran away from home again?"

Wen Li: "..." He stared at me with fiery eyes.

"Who said that you have to kill a vampire to take revenge? Obviously, you can make trouble secretly, such as helping his enemy, Le Hanling. Unfortunately, I know Le Hanling." I calmly continued to draw Wen Li's hand IQ.

Wen Li: "..."

"What's your look like?"

Wen Li: "The look of silent mourning for the happy return."

"Heh... If you're late, you should mourn for me and Wen Wuli." If I'm too late, Gu Xius will definitely kill Wen Wuli... What the hell, why did he get involved again?

Wen Li's eyes were full of helplessness, "Can you stop holding on to this?"

"Okay, let's talk about being serious." I looked at the words in my eyes that were full of "you know you were not serious just now", and calmly ignored the disharmonious things. I was often looked at by others in various ways. Almost numb, "If there is an accident in my plan to go home this time, you send me to your hometown."

Wen Li looked horrified, "Wait...the amount of information is a bit too much, I'll take it slowly." After a while, he took a breath, "Damn it, don't tell me you escaped? Guxius What? Which nerve is wrong with him?"

I briefly talked about what happened after he and Wen Wuli disappeared. Of course, I didn't say anything about the scroll that Lord Baishi gave me. No one can say that!

The expression on Wen Li's face was like riding a roller coaster while I was talking, and it changed after a while. He was silent for a while before saying, "Guxius will go crazy."

I thought about it carefully, and it seems that maybe... This is quite right. Guxius himself is restricted by the spell and cannot be killed. If he sends his own knights over, it will definitely be the rhythm of courting death!The Shura Knights without Gu Xius knew it with their toes, and Gu Yingnan would definitely take the opportunity to uproot the Knights!

Even if Gusius wants to send the knights over without considering this point, the House of Elders will definitely not agree, because this is not only Gusius's personal issue, but has risen to political power and military power, and it is related to the survival of the Eastern Region. The House of Elders will stop Gusius from sending the Knights no matter what.

Putting it all together, Gusius would go crazy.

Thinking of this, there was a strange feeling in the heart, a dull and subtle tingling, this feeling was very uncomfortable, I frowned, "Don't mention him, can you send me back to your planet? "

Wen Li's face suddenly wrinkled into a bun shape, and he begged, "Brother, young master, please let go of my hometown! Guxius will not only kill me and Wen Wuli, but also bring the Shura Knights to destroy my hometown. The people in my hometown and on the celestial planet are all innocent! Please do me a favor!" His words were so miserable that he almost threw himself on my thigh and begged me.

I covered my face in pain, I didn't expect this, Nima's consequences are too cruel, do I have no way out at all?

Before I could figure out why to come out, the bathroom door was kicked open with a bang, and Dasaz, Jisep, Yaqingqin, Lu Shanqi and Le Hanling squeezed in one by one. The spacious place looks crowded now.

At this moment Dasaz rushed in front of me, "Are you alright?"

The author has something to say: I really didn’t break my promise on purpose QAQ, I didn’t expect that one day I couldn’t solve QAQ at all

Things come too fast and urgent like a tornado, I really have no choice but to do so!

Put the lid on the pot and run away...