I teach vampires to fall in love

Since there was a handsome guy who knew at a glance that he was not short of money, I asked for the best box without hesitation. Looking at the order list with pictures and texts, I silently handed it to Dasaz, feeling very tired. Every time I go out to eat, I have to cook next time.

I asked the beautiful waitress for some ingredients, and I successfully attracted her weird eyes and Le Hanling's meaningful eyes. I looked up at the ceiling at 45 degrees melancholy, and there was a faint sparkle of water in my eyes, "My mother is weak. , I was weak and sick when I was born, but thanks to the help of an old doctor, I survived, but since then, I can only eat unpalatable ingredients and cannot drink blood."

"Oh, I'm a vampire but I can't drink blood, my heart hurts so much." Xizi said quietly, holding his heart.

The beauty pulled out a dry smile, "...please... please wait a moment." She disappeared quickly after speaking.

I turned my head to look at the vampires at the dinner table, "Why is that beauty..." I swallowed the question silently, because Dasaz and the others all had strange expressions on their faces.

Fuck, what does this mean?It’s not just to save you trouble, if the vampires in the Western Regions know that I am Bai Yi, they will definitely arrest me and threaten Guxius, especially here is Guxius’ greatest enemy—Gu Yingnan.Damn, your expressions of 'you didn't take your medicine today', how can I feel so sad? !

Le Hanling, who was sitting across from me, raised her eyebrows and said, "It turns out that you still have such a pitiful life experience, and I am very sorry about that."

Sorry peat!Can't you hear the teasing inside and outside of your words? !I suppressed the urge to burst out, and pulled out an elegant smile, "Thank you for your concern, if you really feel sorry, give me a VIP card."

"..." Le Hanling, whose face was full of 'How can you be so shameless', "How do you know this store is mine?"

"It's not easy. The beauty just now looked at you frequently and asked for your opinion. The most important thing is that when you first appeared, all the vampires in the store paid attention to you. There was no awe in their eyes. It's more out of concern for the owner's politeness." Another point I didn't mention is that in this western region full of ferocious species, Le Hanling can be so respected, there is no doubt that his identity must be more than that simple.

Le Hanling smiled, although the smile was dry and hard, and distorted the soft face, but he did smile, it was a smile of appreciation, "You can observe meticulously in a short period of time, and you are very courageous, you What is your name?"

I was a little annoyed, Le Hanling's tone seemed to be ordering, but since he paid for our meal, I endured it for the time being, so I just stretched out my hand, "Card."

Le Hanling was stunned for a moment, and seemed a little unresponsive. He said subtly, "I'll give it to you after the meal."

I nodded in satisfaction, thinking that a vampire like Le Hanling would not waste a VIP card, if he dares, I will spread the fact that he is a super stingy!

"one hundred."

Le Hanling: "...you want a hundred?"

"I said my name is Baibai!" I glared at him angrily. I thought it took me a long time to come up with such a unique name. He actually insulted the young master's aesthetics. I couldn't stand it!

"..." Le Hanling's forehead twitched invisibly, "What a unique name." He held back his words for a long time.

At this time, the door was knocked lightly, and the beauty came in to tell me that the ingredients were ready, and a group of handsome men and women filed in behind her, and each of them was holding a plate in their hands. was filled.

I gave Dasaz at the side an appreciative look, good job!Can't finish packing!

Dasaz turned his head slightly, avoiding my eyes, "I'll accompany you to the back kitchen."

I rejected him decisively, do you think I didn't see Chi Guoguo's 'unbearable to look at' gaze just now? !Dasaz wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Le Hanling who had been eyeing him, and I managed to escape.

I followed the beauty. The beauty was very conscientious. Along the way, she told me some interesting and delicious things in the restaurant. She was trying her best to promote the restaurant and tried to make me stay for a few days. I know that her boss is responsible for the board and lodging of our group here, hehe... I'd better not tell her, I have always been a gentleman (dirt) who loves fragrance and cherishes jade.

I stopped and looked at the bewildered beauty with a serious expression, "I have something very important to tell you."

Seeing this, the beauty couldn't help but put on a pretty face, and said to me very seriously, "Sir, please tell me, I will keep my mouth shut."

"Where's the restroom?"

"..." A beautiful woman with a messy face.

"I need to go to the bathroom, it's urgent."

"..." The beauty whose face was already distorted, was stunned for a while before she pointed in one direction, "Go straight from here, then turn right."

"Thank you." I said and ran away, leaving the weathered beauty in place for a long time.

As soon as I rushed into the bathroom, I went directly into a compartment. After making sure the door was locked, I took out the scroll that was burning on my chest. The font appeared in the field of vision without warning—he was sealed in a jade hairpin by me.

There is a picture next to the words, which is a hosta. The top of the hairpin is carved with a calla lily, which is lifelike. This flower makes the whole hairpin come alive. It seems that the hosta will break out of the paper in the next moment.

It looks a bit familiar, ah...Remember, on the relief in the castle of Gusius, this hairpin is worn by the white envoy. Is this a token of love between him and the black envoy?He personally sealed Master Hei Shi into the jade hairpin?This is another bloody plot.

wrong!Fuck, Mr. Bai Shi is playing tricks on me!He clearly knew that Lord Heishi was sealed in the jade hairpin, but he only said it now, how could such an important clue be hidden for so long? !Can we still cooperate happily together? ! ! !

"Ah... ha, uh uh..." Suddenly there was an ambiguous sound outside, I could even hear the sound of saliva mingling, shit, the toilet is really a place that can do anything.

"Hmm~ don't..." A soft male voice sounded.

I have a blank face, brother, if you don't want to, then don't make such a coquettish voice!Are you sure you're declining and not inviting? !

"Don't? Don't want anything, tell me." This is the voice of another male lead, this one's voice is surprisingly nice, like a cello playing music, but there is a strong color in his words| Love has destroyed such a good voice with texture.

As soon as this person finished speaking, the brother who was about to refuse and greet him began to pant violently, Nima, it's really panting!a man!Panting!Fuck, this place is so scary, I want to go home!

Then the lewd and erotic man laughed softly, and then, there was a loud "thrilling" sound, and at the same time, the charming panting man let out an exclamation.I covered my face in pain, should I be forced to listen to live erotica?I'm sorry, I must have missed the almanac when I went out today!Lao Zhi hasn't eaten yet!

"Cuckoo..." Look, my stomach protested... I covered my face in pain again, I was forced to eavesdrop and was caught, I couldn't explain why!

Sure enough, the open dog and man outside stopped their in-depth discussion on the human body. After a strange silence, the door in front of me suddenly disappeared. , I was forced to watch a raised unknown object again, I raised my head silently, swept the abdominal muscles and chest muscles all the way, and finally met a pair of peach blossom eyes.

This is a man so handsome as to be evil, his mouth seems to be slanted at [-] degrees all year round, making him look romantic and passionate, but at this time, the clear peach blossom eyes of the erotic man tell me that he is a ruthless vampire, Merry is just his mask.

The erotic and erotic man is very tall, which made me very insecure when I was sitting at this moment. I slowly stood up and looked at him calmly, "What's the matter?"

The erotic man didn't seem to expect me to say this, he raised his eyebrows, "You interrupted my good business, how do you want to compensate me?"

"It's me who should say this. I've been feeling sick to my stomach for the past few days. I finally got it today. You suddenly knocked my door open. How are you going to compensate me?" , there was a big fat sheep delivered to the door, and Dasaz and the others would be sorry if they didn't slaughter him.

"..." The erotic man looked at me with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"Bold! Which blind pariah are you? How dare you speak to the Marquis of Le Guiyue like this? You don't want to live anymore?" Jiao Pannan walked over and scolded me sharply.

I was very helpless, and looked at him with the same eyes as I looked at the bear kid next door, "Don't interrupt when the adults are talking, and, do you know me? How can you be sure that I am a pariah? What if I am not? What if you offended me?" manage?"

After hearing what I said, Jiao Pannan's ruddy face turned pale, and he put away his sharp expression.

I went on to say, "Of course, it's more likely that I'm kidding you."

Jiao Pannan's eyes widened in an instant, and he opened his mouth to curse, but the next moment he restrained himself and stood aside, I heard him whisper, "Hmph, I'm not fooled."

I feel even more helpless, alas, I really am not fit to tell the truth, you see, no vampire would believe it!As soon as I looked up, I met Shang Legui's more interested eyes. This is not a good sign. A vampire who has no integrity and cannibalism is interested in me or something. Just thinking about it makes my egg hurt.

I stepped forward resolutely and was about to leave here. When I passed by Le Guiyue, my arm was grabbed by him. The strength was like iron pliers. I turned my head to look at him calmly, "You Better let it go."

The more Le Gui smiled, the more sinister he became, his peach blossom eyes slightly narrowed, "I won't let go, what can you do?"

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