I teach vampires to fall in love

Wen Li gave me a warning look and went out. Lu Er sat where Wen Li was sitting just now, and he looked at me seriously. I didn't wait for him to speak, and said quickly, "Lu Er, calm down, I Don’t like men, really! The point is that Hino Loman will kill me!”

Lu Er said without even moving her eyebrows, "What I'm going to say next is true."

I forced a hard face, like a brave warrior who died generously, "Say it, I'll hold on!"

"Gulusi has been paying attention to you secretly, do you know?" Liu Er calmly ignored my words, and calmly said something that shocked me.

My brows were immediately tangled together, and Lul asked, "Do you know what this means?"

My face was wrinkled into a bun, "You said that when I went to the toilet, Gulusi was also watching?"

Liu Er: "..." An inconspicuous vein appeared on his forehead, "Are you sure this is the point?"

I slapped my thigh and suddenly realized, "The point is when I take a shower, is Gulusi there?"

Liuer: "..." He was decisively angry, he said every word through gnashing of teeth, "re, point, yes, ancient, y, si, true, yes, like, like, you!" He also especially Bite the word 'like' heavily.

"Calm down, calm down, the weather is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, okay?" I said and brewed a cup of chrysanthemum tea for Luer.

Liu Er gulped down a cup of tea, and seemed to have calmed down, at least the veins on his forehead had gone down, "Guzusi no longer indulged you, and let you really participate in the training of spare knights, because he wanted you to at least protect yourself." He can't see you getting hurt, but he also feels sorry for your suffering, so he secretly pays attention to your every move."

I:"……"

The veins on Liu Er's forehead seemed to pop out again, "What kind of expression is that on your face?!"

"Lul, have you changed your career to become a matchmaker? Have you ever heard a saying - 'How do you fall in love with different races'?!"

Liu Er: "I haven't heard of it, I just want to tell you today, if you are planning something that shouldn't be planned, give up this idea as soon as possible, Gulusi will be abnormal."

Me: "...you come to be a lobbyist for Gulusi, did he make it?"

Liu Er: "I'm not a lobbyist, I just remind you kindly as a friend, you can do it yourself." He finished speaking earnestly, and then said, "By the way, you can help me do that B experiment again, now you and You were different before, so the data should be different."

Me: "..." What about the 'good friend' you agreed to? !Why do I feel like you're keeping me here for your experiments? !

Luer's words are not unreasonable. I have seriously thought about it, but I still have to try what I want to do. What if it comes true?If I don't look for the way home, it is impossible for it to jump out by itself. If I look for it, there is still a possibility of finding it. If I don't look for it, it may not even be possible.

Regarding the fact that Gu Yusi was paying attention to me secretly, I had a serious (foggy) meeting with Wen Li, and Wen Li figured out one thing, "I said, why do I sometimes have bad luck for no reason! Why don't I just get closer to you? Gulusi is really jealous! Tell me, if he finds out your true thoughts, what will he do to you?"

I stated a fact very calmly, "Are you threatening your accomplices now? Wen Li, did you make it? If I fall into the water, you will fall into the boiling water."

Wen Li: "...you have to increase your strength quickly!"

"I suddenly thought of one thing. You said that if I look at someone who is unhappy and get closer to that vampire, will that vampire be unlucky?"

Wen Li: "...Is it really okay to think about your feelings for Gu Yusi?"

"As a human being, the most important thing is to be optimistic, and to be good at making fun of hardships." I said seriously.

bathroom at night.

I sat in the bathtub and looked at Gu Yusi who was half squatting in front of me, and fell into deep thought. During the day, the phrase "the most important thing to be a human being is to be optimistic, and to be good at having fun while suffering" lingered in my mind infinitely, and I couldn't for a long time. Disperse.

"The water is getting cold, why don't you come out?" Gu Yusi took the bathrobe, stared at me and asked, without any intention of going out!

Seeing that I didn't respond, Gulusi said, "Do you want me to help you?"

I:"……"

I stood up silently, just as I stretched out my hand to take the bathrobe, I was suddenly pressed against the wall. The wall didn’t feel cold at all, but rather soft. It seemed that Guzusi had put the bathrobe on my back .

The next moment, the lips were forcibly kissed by Gu Yusi, and the little brother was held by Gu Yusi in his hand as if comforting and threatening. My hand that was trying to resist suddenly shrank. During the confusion, Gu Zusi let go of me suddenly, and I looked over in a daze.

"Sorry, I haven't seen you for so long, I'm panicking, it's okay now." Gulusi said hoarsely.

I have become half-awake with a head that is as muddy as mud. What does Gulusi mean by this?I looked at my embarrassing situation, then looked at Gu Yusi who was still well-dressed, and fell into deep thought. I said it was deep thought, but I was trying my best to restrain my unbearable lust|desire, but the effect was minimal.

Gulusi caressed my cheek and asked in a low voice, "Do you want it?"

Me: "..." I bit my lower lip tightly, damn it, just talk, what are you doing there again? !Damn it, I can't do it, if this continues, maybe I will be wiped out. Thinking of this, I feel a dull pain in the back!

"Xiao Yi, tell me, do you want it?" Gu Yusi continued to seduce me with his magnetic voice, while he was speaking, he gently teased Lao Zhi's waist below his waist and above his legs!It's crazy! ! !

I struggled to squeeze out a few words, "I want to shit~um~"

Gu Yusi may have been stunned by my words, and the strength of his hand has increased unconsciously, but I sadly found that the strength is very subtle, not only did the little master's place not soften, but it became harder!Fuck, I said brother, can you be vulnerable for a while? !Your master's virginity is in danger, did you make it? !

Gu Yusi froze for a moment, then suddenly raised the corner of his mouth to me, I said, "He is too despicable, and now he is using a beauty trick on me. The point is, my head was in a state of shutdown again after finally regaining consciousness. The seductive smile of Gu Zusi just now was replaying in front of his eyes constantly.

It wasn't until my little brother was wrapped in a burst of warmth that I came back to my senses. I looked down, and my scalp was about to explode. People have become unaware of what eve is today.

I don’t know how long it took, but when I came back to my senses, Gu Yusi was licking the corner of my mouth. I looked at the floor blankly for a moment, and the next moment, I felt that there were countless grass mud horses in the Mala Gobi Desert in my head. Dance disco!

Gulusi actually swallowed it! ! !

Actually swallowed it! ! !

Swallow it! ! !

down! ! !

went! ! !

Now! ! !

As I was thinking about it, suddenly there was a kind of melancholy and melancholy lingering in my heart...

Guzusi took another bathrobe and put it on for me with his own hands. At this time, I didn't know how to face Guzusi, so I could only lower my head and let him play with it. He reached out and patted my head. , "Can I go to the toilet alone?"

Me: "..." I pinched Gu Qusi's cheek with trembling hands, "You are not Gu Qusi, are you? Are you a fake? Change your face back!" I looked into Gu Qusi's eyes expectantly .

Gulu Si calmly broke my fantasy, "You want me to help you?"

Me: "...Ah ha ha ha, you really know how to joke, take your time!" Even the situation where I deliberately disgusted Gu Yusi just now, Gu Yusi was able to calmly deal with it, and he was able to speak, Gu Yusi Now that he is saying this, I have no doubt that he will do so!Of course we have to send him away quickly!

Damn, I suddenly found that the lower limit of Guzus seems to be constantly being lowered because of me... This feeling is a little subtle...

As soon as Gu Yusi left, I withdrew the forced dry smile. Just now, I glanced at the parts below Gu Yusi's waist and above his legs, which showed that Gu Yusi was responding, but Gu Yusi actually held back , but help me solve it, and he is not too dirty... Cough, in short, I am not well!

Ever since the day when I refreshed my Three Views, I have been in a state of being out of order. When I think of Gu Yusi watching me in the dark all the time, I feel uncomfortable all over the body, and I keep thinking about what happened that day. The key What made me sad, maddened and terrified was that the young master had a dream!

Spring|Dream!Nima, the pig's feet are me and Guzusi!

So, I began to wonder if I had feelings for Guzus that I shouldn't have. I tried to imagine that I and Guzus were in love. , I subconsciously do not, repel, repel,!

After this result came out, I almost had a nervous breakdown!

And the time for the final competition has finally arrived. I said with a heartbroken heart that I still had a little hope for this trip to the ancient tomb of Gujusi. A wen fence!

One of Wen Li's sworn promises was fulfilled. With the tools Wen Li customized for me, I successfully entered the top three. As I expected, Gu Yusi joined us in the name of a tour guide.

Wen Li's expression at that time was like this: =口=

The expressions of the other two vampires are like this: o(≧v≦)o~~ Awesome

My expression is like this: =_=

Originally, this trip was only the top three of us and Gulusi. What is worth mentioning here is that Gisep is No.2, and among them, No.1 is a vampire who is usually old and powerful, just like Gulusi. Also facial paralysis.What's more worth mentioning is that, according to the Legend of the Water Margin, this time the number of backup knights is the largest in history, and it is also the strongest. Including myself, there are 31 left in total.

However, I don't know what Wen Li said to Gu Yusi. Gu Yusi actually agreed to Wen Li's request to join us. In the name of doing odd jobs, I looked at Wen Li's ugly face and guessed silently. It seems that Wen Li The price paid is not small!

Gurus announced, "You have three days in there, go get your things ready and leave tomorrow."

Me: "..." It's just a visit to an ancient tomb. After so long, do you want to experience the hard life in the ancient tomb version?

The author has something to say: Xiaofanwai: Wenli's Unlucky Three Meals

For breakfast, after Wen Li drank the blood stem flower juice, he found a centipede at the bottom of the cup, it was still writhing slightly, Wen Li suddenly vomited pale;

At lunch, Wen Li presciently checked the blood stem flower juice carefully, and then found a wriggling earthworm at the bottom of the teacup, no doubt, he vomited again;

At dinner, Wen Li checked all the things at the entrance, but found nothing popped up again, so Wen Li had diarrhea.