I teach vampires to fall in love

"Cough cough cough..." I coughed heart-piercingly, I took the water in Wen Li's hand and took a big sip, "What the hell is this?! You mean, we have gone through hellish training Finally, the reward for the top three is to see a man's graveyard?!!!"

Wen Li: "..." He reached out and touched my forehead, then his own, and murmured, "I don't have a fever!"

I continued to eat calmly. Seeing this, Wen Li couldn't sit still, and asked, "Didn't you always want to go back? Now your way back is ahead, why do you react like this?"

I sighed helplessly, "Hey, Wen Li, have you been hanging out with Dasaz for a long time, and you have become a big fool yourself?"

Wen Li: "..." He flipped the table violently, "Damn it, can we still have fun together?!"

I looked at Wen Li quietly, "Well, I don't dislike you for being a big fool. In fact, there is no difference between one big fool and two big fools, huh? Why am I swollen and feel so tired all of a sudden?"

Wen Li: "..."

"Wen Li, did you make it? You want me to compete with a group of vampires for the top three! Let's not say whether my way back is in the ancient tomb of Gulusi, just say that I entered the top three with great power. Do you think Gulusi will calmly watch me go in?"

Wenli thinks about it.

I squinted at him, "Do you also suddenly feel that your IQ is worrying?"

"Worry about peat!" Wen Li looked around suddenly, then leaned over to me, and whispered, "I can help you get into the top three, and I can also help you hold Gu Yusi."

My eyes suddenly became weird, and I looked up and down Wen Li, who was suddenly exuding Buddha's light, "Tell me, what immoral thing do you want me to do for you? Let me tell you first, I'm not selling myself."

"What the hell is that last sentence?!" Wen Li had a serious face, "No, look at what you said, am I that kind of person?"

"You're not, you're that kind of vampire."

Wen Li: "..." He looked up and looked around again, "I only have one request, take Wen Wuli and me with me."

I looked at Wen Li's head with pity, "Brain, are you swollen? Are you really on strike?"

Wen Li didn't get angry, instead sat back in his seat dejectedly, staring at me with a gloomy gaze comparable to a boudoir's resentful woman.

I shivered with chills all over my body, "Don't look at me with such disgusting eyes, tell me the reason."

Almost as soon as I finished speaking, Wen Li approached me again in an instant full of energy, and told me a lot of shocking reasons for weeping ghosts and gods. Not as long as 1 years.

I interrupted Wen Li and wanted to continue reading, "Have you seriously considered the consequences? There are all human beings there. Are you sure that Wen Wuli will not stage a vampire version of the end of the world on Earth? And according to Wen Wuli's opinion My disgust, I am afraid that even my life will be in danger!"

Wen Li smiled triumphantly, "I've thought of this a long time ago. After I rescue Wen Wuli, I will immediately hold a rebirth ceremony with him. The rebirth ceremony is a kind of blood spell. As the name suggests, it is the two people who perform the ceremony Two vampires live and die together, and if one gets hurt, the other will get hurt, too, and I happen to be pretty good at that."

He took a sip of tea slowly, "So, you can relax."

Me: "...Suddenly feel that Wen Wuli is so pitiful."

The place, the desert, the time, the noon, the characters, a group of high-spirited vampires and a high-spirited human, and oh, and four vampire groups to watch--Wen Li, Dasaz, Lul, and Shinoloman.

Event, wrestling match.

At this moment, I easily put the most powerful vampire in the backup knight group under me. This is already the tenth. I let go of the vampire, stood up and proudly looked down on the rest. Those forty pale vampires.

The thing is like this, because the number of backup knights is an odd number, and because of various reasons I was the one left, so the Water Margin took the opportunity to practice against me for the nth time, yes, the Water Margin is very cautious I want to avenge the pain of the egg back, but is the young master easy to bully?

That's definitely not the case. Under the all-round development of Xiaoye's morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor, Water Margin has never succeeded, and this time is no exception. Xiaoye decisively KO's Water Margin with the coolest and most handsome posture.

As the saying goes, a dog jumps over a wall when it is in a hurry, let alone a vampire? !Outlaws of the Marsh said angrily, "Whoever defeats Bai Yi, I will give him a day off, and I will also give him the right to choose his own knight order."

As soon as the words of the Outlaws of the Marsh were so serious, even I was so excited that I wanted to beat myself, and the vampires immediately became crazy, and they rushed up one after another, so I was the one who was so handsome and domineering. A record of ten vampires.

"Who's coming?" I asked imposingly like a vampire.

The forty vampires hesitated for a moment, looked at each other, then at the ten vampires I tortured, and then took a step back in unison, shaking their heads again and again as if they were afraid that I might misunderstand them .

I sneered, "Where are your guts?! You are so timid, how can you be a knight of the Shura Knights?!"

For what I said, the forty vampires all responded by covering their heads with their hands, oh, to be precise, they covered their hair, and they looked like they were afraid that I would pounce on them and ruin their hair look.

Tsk, does the young master look like that kind of unreasonable person? !

If it wasn't for those ten vampires ignoring the relationship we have shared weal and woe in the past two months for a little profit, would I have electrocuted their hair?Of course not, the young master still has some integrity.

"No more?" I looked around at the crowd of vampires, and saw that they all shook their heads before I said, "Well, the next challenger is Bai Yi."

All the vampires: =_=

All the vampires who reacted: =口=

I crossed my left and right hands calmly, and then fell to the ground with an "oops". I lay on the ground for a minute before getting up, and then looked at the stunned Water Margin with a scorched hair on top, "Look, I defeated Bai Yi, I Don't have the right to choose a group, exchange it for a day off, um, now I have two days off." ['This bit of morality' you can't rest in peace...

Outlaws of the Marsh: "...When did I say this can be exchanged?"

I frowned, reluctantly said quickly, "Okay, let's just take it one day at a time!"

With a face like 'When did I say that your unscrupulous approach is useful? ! 'The Outlaws of the Marsh: "…………"

"Just now, all the vampires present can testify." I said empathetically.

Outlaws of the Marsh, whose head fell into the language trap because of my witty knots just now: "…………………"

As I was talking, I accidentally saw 'watching the excitement of four vampire groups', what kind of expression was that? !

——Wen Wuli covered his face in annoyance, with an expression of "I don't know this guy";

——Lu Er raised his eyebrows calmly, with an expression of "Isn't it common sense that Bai Yi often loses his integrity?"...;

——Hino Loman is looking at Lure affectionately with all his heart;

WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooWhat mouth shape is he comparing to me?Used to it?Used to it?Used to it! ! !

Fuck, what the hell?Does Dasaz mean that he's used to my erratic behavior from time to time? !Can we still have fun together? !Where did Lao Zhi lose his integrity? !Obviously, Lao Zhi had no integrity 800 years ago! ! !

Sometimes the behaviors that seem to be ethical appear suddenly, all because the ethical gentleman ran back, and I didn't refuse!Uh... It seems that I accidentally broke through the new lower limit... Cough, this is not the point, the point is that the young master has a fake, at least one day I don't have to get up early and stay late.

Speaking of this, I suddenly feel very touched, my heart is full of emotions, mother, is it easy to make a fake for Lao Zhi?

So, I started my hard-earned holiday under the eyes of Water Margin and my comrades who were reluctant to part (heavy fog). Wen Li had a contemptuous attitude towards the word "difficult" for me, "Difficult peat! I give it to you Thanks to his tools, even a human child, he can win!"

Me: "...It is also very difficult for me to use tools without trace."

Yes, in fact, although these two months of training have made my skills unprecedentedly perverted, but this is relative to human beings. For vampires, hehe..., are you looking for abuse?What made it easy for me to torture vampires was the tool Wen Li made to get me into the top three.

Wen Li: "...Suddenly feel that my plan is not reliable."

"You just know?"

Wen Li roared, "How on earth did you ignore the plan and it became unreliable because of you, Hun Dan?!"

I blinked innocently, "That's how I ignored it!"

Wen Li suddenly felt sad, he looked at me and said quietly, "Tell me, what crime did I do in my previous life to need your help in this life?"

I looked at Wen Li with a strange expression, "Other people don't know their previous life, why don't you make it?"

Wen Li, who wears the soul: "..." He scratched his hair angrily, "Anyway, before the final match, don't use tools casually, you will be troubled by Gu Yusi."

I nodded obediently, "Okay, I will use it seriously."

Wen Li: "...You think I'm joking, Hun Dan?! Can you be serious?!"

Bang bang bang... bang bang... There was a knock on the door.

"Calm down, calm down, relax the atmosphere, your eyes are going to pop out, okay, okay, can I do as I do? Someone is coming, why don't you clean up the scene?"

Wen Li continued to stare at me angrily, while removing the reinforced isolation cover and destroying the sound isolator. As I said "Come in", Wen Li's angry and irritable expression instantly became as gentle as the morning sun. Tsk, this speed , even I feel ashamed.

It was Luer who came in, and he smiled softly, "Wen Li, can you go out for a while? I have something to say to Bai Yi."

The author has something to say: PS: Wen Li needs Bai Yi's help because only Bai Yi knows where he came to Eilant from the ancient tomb of Gu Yusi.

PPS: I have been busy with work these two days, I got up early and went to bed late, I was too tired, so I stopped the update, I am really sorry!