I teach vampires to fall in love

Then, with a "hiss...", my pajama pants were torn by Guzus! ! !

Gu Zusi looked at me who was dumbfounded, "The quality of the clothes is really bad."

Seeing that Gu Zusi was about to stretch his hand to the unspeakable part, I quickly grabbed his wrist, "Damn it, didn't you explain it clearly?! Then what are you doing now?!"

Gus: "Don't you want to be with me?"

Me: "...Who the hell wants to be with you?!"

"Aren't you rejecting me because you can't enjoy yourself?"

Me: "..." I also knelt down for this godly logic! "Gu Yusi, look clearly, I am a man, and you are a man too!"

Gus immediately told me with his actions that he didn't care that we were the same gender, and I could only shout, "Take your hands away, I'll do it for you!"

Guzusi let go obediently, I stretched out my hand to Guzusi's already hard and ugly little brother with a dark face, I don't know how long it took, Guzusi finally came out, damn it, I got a leg!

I pushed Gu Qusi away with a sullen face, and when I was about to stand up, I suddenly flew into the air. I asked Gu Qusi blankly, "What are you doing?"

Gu Yusi's voice is full of passion | hoarse after lust, I will not admit that this voice is a little sexy! "Give you a bath."

Me: "..." This strong sense of déjà vu...

Of course I refused, but I couldn't beat Guts, so when I got to the bathroom, it was me wrapped in a towel and stuck in the bathtub, Gus was soaking in the bathtub.

Gulusi: "Why are you shy? Haven't we already done what we should and shouldn't do?"

Me: "Shy peat! Who has told you what you should do and what you shouldn't do?! Nima, it's agreed that I take a bath?! Why are you taking a bath now?!"

"Obviously you refused to let me bathe you, so I just came in."

Me: "... You remove the barrier, or I will die... Fuck, you shameless pervert, let me go!"

Guzusi calmly threw the bath towel soaked in the water out of the bathtub, then squeezed the bath liquid and was about to wipe it on me. I wanted to go out, but found that Guzusi had set up a barrier around the bathtub, so I couldn't get out!

So, I was forced to be whitewashed by Gu Yusi... Nima, in the end, he even rushed to give me clothes to wear!

When we came out, it was already daylight, and I, who had no hope for this miserable life, immediately made a great decision.

I asked Gurus, "Are you still asleep?"

Gulusi's eyes instantly became meaningful, "Have you figured it out?"

Me: "...Since you can't fall asleep, let's wake up Zeyu and Gisep, and then go to Mrs. Liu's place to play Doudizhu."

Gulusi: "..."

Me: "Very good, since you agree, let's act! Let's split up, I'll call Zeyu, you call Jisep, and we'll gather in the lobby."

Gulusi: "..."

I quickly changed into a set of gorgeous clothes, and ran to Zeyu's room impatiently. I looked at Zeyu who was sleeping soundly, and decisively stepped forward and pinched his nose. After a while, his face was flushed. woke up.

I met Zeyu's angry eyes calmly, "I think the plan should be advanced, have you arranged it?"

Zeyu roared, "What can I arrange in one day?! Besides, if you don't make Gu Yusi dizzy, how can we get away!"

Me: "Now that I've knocked him out, can we go away?"

Zeyu: "...it seems impossible."

"That's it. Hurry up and arrange everything that needs to be arranged, and I'll make Gu Yusi dizzy right away."

Zeyu was puzzled by this, "Why are you suddenly so active about this?"

Me: "...what do you care about so much? It's fine if you can walk or not." Nima, now my virginity is in crisis, can I not be active? !But can I tell Zeyu the truth?That absolutely can't!

"...You came here to tell me this."

Me: "Of course not, I'm here to find you to fight the landlord."

Zeyu was silent for a moment, then pointed to the door decisively, "Get out!"

I said slowly, "Are you upset now? That's right, now you have a chance to make others unhappy!"

Zeyu's veins popped out, "Are you a child?"

"Don't you make it? I'm only 20 years old! Is it enough for a fraction of your age?"

Zeyu: "..."

So, I drove the Ice Wolf, which had been repaired twice, and set off to Liuer's house happily (heavy fog) with Gu Yusi and the other three people on board. With the powerful Gulusi, Liu Erfu was easily awakened.

We sat in a circle around the table, and I took out two decks of poker and announced the rules, "Everyone here has played Doudizhu, let's not play for money this time, let's play something interesting, the loser will be punished, and the loser will be punished." The content of the punishment is determined by the three notes written by each of us, let’s start writing now! It will be randomly selected at that time. Remember, the more exciting the content, the better!”

Gisep silently raised his hand, "That... that, Master Bai Yi, I... I haven't played before."

I waved my hand coolly, "It's okay, learn slowly." Hehe, there is a rookie, and there is someone at the bottom...

Gu Yusi and the others also seemed to be interested, and began to write vigorously, especially Zeyu and Mrs. Liuer, who were writing with bright eyes!

In the first round, Luer and Zeyu were the landlords. The battle in this round was very fierce, because only Gu Yusi and I were the main force, Gisep was unskilled, and Sinoloman was very shameless. In the end, we narrowly won one move.

Zeyu and Liuer took out the note with sullen faces. After they opened the note, their faces were as black as the bottom of a pot. I quickly winked at Gu Yusi, and Gu Yusi snatched the note clearly, "Liu Er’s is to striptease, Zeyu’s is to go out and say to the first person you meet, ‘Actually, I’m a fool, you know that?’”

I laughed and slapped the table, "Could it be that you wrote this yourself?...Damn it, it really is!"

Although Sinoloman strongly opposed Liuer's striptease, and even expressed that he would accept punishment for Liuer, he was suppressed by Guzusi force. After that, my friends and I were stunned. The charming eyes are always dancing!

Liu Er generously told us, "I'm actually very interested in dance, and I have studied striptease."

I silently looked at Hino Loman's gloomy face, no wonder he reacted so strongly, it turned out that the striptease Luer was too charming.

"Wow! Lord Lul is so... amazing!" Gisep, who had a particularly long reflex arc, said suddenly.

Sinoloman's eye knife immediately came over, "What's on your mind right now?"

Gisep: "Duke Sinoloman has good eyesight!"

Sinoloman's face actually softened, "Good idea!"

I looked at Gisep with a strange expression. Is this the legendary blind cat meeting a dead mouse?

At this time, Zeyu said, "There should be no one else getting up now, so this punishment..."

Liu Er decisively interrupted his next words, "Then save it, and when there are people after dawn, you can talk."

I silently praised Liu Er's wit in my heart!

Next, apart from me and Gu Yusi, Luer and the others all performed wonderful performances. Here I have to mention Zeyu's unfathomable luck. Most of his punishments were actually "Actually, I am a fool, you know?" '!Absolutely nothing!

At this time, we were playing the last round, and it was me and Gulus who were the masters, and then, we lost!The point is, he was actually defeated by Gisep!You said yes, you can't play? !Obviously, in the last round, you still couldn't tell whether it was three second-ranked players or three third-ranked players? !Why don't you tell me that you suddenly became enlightened!

Gisep scratched the back of his head, "It should be luck, this game is better."

I'm betting I'll lose... can I kill Gisup now? !I stared at the note of 'Kiss the Duke Deep' in my hand, do you want to play me like this? !There are only two dukes at the scene, do you want me to kiss Sinoloman?I will be beaten to death by Lul!So, I can only kiss Gu Zusi?However, the situation between me and Gu Zusi is complicated enough now, so...

My entanglement was suddenly interrupted by the action of Gus, he put the note he had drawn in front of me, and I stared at the note of "kissing half-bloods deeply" again, and I said, these two Which idiot wrote the note? !Isn't this the rhythm to kill me? !

Gurus: "I wrote it."

Me: =mouth=

Suddenly there is a very strange rush...

Gu Yusi didn't give me time to think it through, so he kissed me straight up!When I was almost out of breath, Gulusi let me go, and he whispered, "When will you learn to breathe?"

I twisted his meaning blankly, "I learned it when I was born."

Gulusi: "...it's your turn."

"What's my turn?"

Gurus: "You kiss me."

"...Didn't you kiss me just now?!"

Gulusi: "I kissed you just now, not you kissed me"

I numbly gnawed at Gu Yusi's mouth, it's not like I haven't kissed him before, it's all right... Why didn't Gu Yusi move? !Do you want me to...

Ze Yu urged, "It's written on the paper is a deep kiss, do you know what a deep kiss is? Bai Yi, you're sticking out your tongue!"

Nima, can we still have fun together? !Did you say we are good partners? !

Didn't I just write a 'smear cream on your feet and lick it off' note and you hit the draw twice?How much hatred? !

I struggled for a while, and deeply felt that I shouldn't be hypocritical, after all, it's not like I haven't kissed deeply before!As soon as I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, I stuck my tongue in for a second, and I was about to withdraw... I was entangled by Guzus!

So, under the crowd watching, I was kissed by Gu Yusi again and I was breathless... This kind of game to play myself into it...

Now only Zeyu's big drama is left. Zeyu took a calm step, and as soon as he reached the door, he bumped into Wen Wuli, Dream of Red Mansions and Water Margin.

The author has something to say: a little extra:

Bai Yi's other two notes were: "Hahaha laugh for 5 minutes" and "Wear women's clothes and say 'I'm already beautiful'" charmingly. , the following is the moment to witness the miracle!

Gulusi has always been good at breaking through the limits of human beings, because he is not human at all!

His face was paralyzed, as if reciting a line, "Hahaha..." for 5 minutes...

Bai Yi said that it's good to get used to it, and it's good to get used to it. ╮(╯_╰)╭

Sinoloman, as a truly cool, handsome and domineering duke, of course refused at first, but under the forceful suppression of Guzus and the threat of Lure, he had no choice but to obediently put on a sexy dress, The kind with lace ←_←

When he came out, Bai Yi and his little friends were shocked, they didn't feel any disobedience!

Sinoloman didn't know if he was angry or really shy, his face was flushed, and he couldn't be more charming!

But the atmosphere was destroyed as soon as he spoke, "I'm already beautiful." These words were stiff...

Lure said that this can have...

Gisep watched the whole process: "..." I always feel that my life is in danger!