I teach vampires to fall in love

Me: "Wen Wuli, even if you look the same, even if you seem to have an affair, you can't openly take the blame for the masked man! It's so bad, even if you want to take the blame, you have to think about whether you are What did you forget!"

Wen Wuli: "..."

Everyone: =_=

Me: "Ahem..., the atmosphere is too serious, let me adjust the atmosphere."

Masked man: "You don't need to be so kind, I will take care of what I do myself!" He said to Wen Wuli and then looked at me with a stern expression, "Bai Yi, you'd better kill me now, otherwise, I will definitely kill you!" will kill you!"

I stepped forward and gently rubbed the masked man's hair, "Look at what you said, I'm a kind and gentle citizen, how could I do such a bloody thing?!" I calmly avoided the masked man's waving hand , "If you want to do it, you must do it!"

Gu Yusi: "...there is no barrier in the text, the reason."

Then it’s time to listen to the story again, it’s so boring, I should have known...uh... "You bring melon seeds with you?!"

Gu Yusi stuffed me with a big bag of melon seeds, and conjured up a tea set, the tea was still steaming and smoking, "You like it."

Emma... this subtle kick...

So, while I was eating melon seeds and drinking tea, and Liu Er and the others gradually joined my team, Wen Wuli began to tell stories.

"Wen Wuli and I are actually of the same blood race. We each have half of our souls, and together we are the real Wen Wuli. At the beginning, Wen Wuli had the dominance of the body. At one time..."

"Pfft...cough cough cough..." I was shocked by the reaction, Wen Wuli is really enough!He was talking nonsense in a serious manner!The point is, the masked man actually has a calm expression!From the looks of it, the masked man believed what Wen Wuli said, he, of course, believed, believed it! ! !

Gulusi wanted to reach out to pat my back, but he pulled the wound, "Hiss..."

Liu Er frowned and said, "Gu Yusi, do you still think about it?!"

I hurriedly waved my hands at Gu Zusi, and said in my mouth, "Don't move! Don't move! I just choked on drinking water." I turned my head and said to Wen Wuli, "You continue to make up... Cough, keep talking, I will definitely not interrupt you again!"

Wen Wuli nodded calmly, and continued his nonsense, "In an accident, I seized the dominance of my body, and Wen Wuli's soul was squeezed out of my body, so I tried every means to create a new body. Wen Wuli’s body is for Wen Wuli’s use. In fact, I know that Wen Wuli has a deep love for Lord Guzusi, but I just watched and indulged him, and didn’t stop him in time, which caused today’s situation. So, it’s all my fault , please forgive Wen Wuli, Lord Gulusi."

Me: "Why are you here now?"

Wen Wuli: "...On the eve of the aircraft competition, I was locked up by Wen Wuli."

I:"……"

Wen Wuli: "Don't think about it!"

I turned my head and whispered to Gu Yusi, "Wen Wuli became angry from embarrassment."

Gu Yusi: "...Since you pleaded for him, I will spare his life, but the death penalty is inevitable, so let him sleep for 1 years, and you are guilty of refusing to report, so you will be punished... "

"Punish him to be my attendant!" I answered, and I saw Gu Zusi looking over, and explained, "I should have been the biggest victim of this incident, but now it has become you, in order to avoid this Things have happened again, and I feel like I need a squire."

Wen Wuli: "..."

Gurus: "Do you remember that you are my backup knight?"

After some hesitation, I decided to ask my long-suffering doubts, "Gush, do you still remember who I am... a blood race? Are you sure I will be your backup knight then?"

Gulusi began to popularize science for me, "There are many types of knights, and they don't necessarily have to go to the battlefield. There are also knights who specialize in using their brains."

Me: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Hey, too high IQ is also a kind of trouble.

Gulusi: "Just be responsible and stand by my side when the time comes."

Me: "...Did you miss something?"

"No."

Me: "...So, you mean to make me a quiet wooden man?!"

"You can say so if you want."

I was decisively angry, "Then let Wen Wuli be a quiet wooden man with me!"

Wen Wuli: "..."

At this time, Liuer's slightly weak voice sounded, "Okay, Guzus, you need to replenish your blood now." He leaned half on Sinoloman's body, "I'm very tired, let's go first."

I watched Mrs. and Mrs. Liuer leave, and as soon as I turned my head, I met Gu Chusi's scorching eyes that could melt me. Rescue my wounded, "We need another place..."

Before I finished speaking, my eyes went dark, and when I came back to my senses, I found that I was pressed by Guzusi on the bed. I looked at Gujusi above me, and decisively put my arm around his mouth, and turned my head. Gritting his teeth, "Suck it!"

Then... I felt a pain in my neck!Damn, can you say hello first if you want to bite your neck? !I'm so sour, who knows who uses it! ! ! T^T

After a while, when I was in a trance, I suddenly felt a warmth on my neck, and I woke up instantly. I pushed the big head buried by Guzus on my neck, "Hey, don't lick... Damn, more Can't suck like that!"

Gulusi turned his head to look at me, "Does it still hurt?"

Nima, what else can I say with your expression of 'If you say it hurts, I'll keep licking'? !I told Gu Yusi with a full face, "It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt at all!"

Gu Zusi stretched out his tongue and licked the blood from the corner of his mouth, the corner of his mouth slightly raised, and his voice was low, "Then I will eat like this from now on, okay?"

"it is good."

"Hehehe..." Guzusi chuckled.

Wait... what did I just say? !Did I fall for the legendary beauty trap just now? !I tried to redeem myself, "Would you believe me if I said you were hallucinating just now?"

Gu Yusi stared at me silently for a while, then suddenly got out of bed and went out. Just when I thought I had escaped, Gu Yusi came back with a jade bottle, and he pushed me down who was sitting by the bed. , turned my head, and began to apply medicine for me, "I just took this medicine from Luer, it is much better than what you used before."

much better? !Nima, so I used to use inferior products? !And it's much better for farts, and you don't have to hang two blood holes on your neck frequently!Fuck, no, the point is not this, the point is that you can't treat me so crazily, Guzus!

As it turns out, I pattern Tucson waves!The really insane thing is still waiting for me!

As soon as I came out of the bathroom, I saw Gu Yusi lying on the bed in white pajamas. I closed the pajamas silently, "What's the matter?"

Gulusi pushed back a strand of silver hair that fell on his cheek, "From now on, I will sleep here."

It's full of charm, but even this can't cover up your dirty thoughts!

I was stunned for a second, and immediately shook my body weakly, "I feel very weak today, I'm afraid it's because I was disturbed during the war just now. I'm getting more and more tired, and I haven't recovered after two consecutive days of rest. It's really uncomfortable. "

Gu Yusi: "...Speak human words!"

"...Damn it, Laozhi has no blood for you to suck!"

Gu Yusi: "..." He sat up slowly, "The blood clan that attacked you only caught Wen Wuli, and the other blood clans didn't get caught. I want to protect you."

I silently turned my face in pain, I don't want to play like this!Can you imagine a scene where a man with a monstrous appearance says 'I want to protect you' to you in a serious manner? !This monstrous man was wearing loose pajamas and had long silver hair!The point is, the young master is a hard Chinese paper!

Well, I admit, the truth is... I can't hold on to this glamorous scene|【Cover face

In the end, I was lying on the same bed with Guts again, and I was counting sheep in my heart, when I heard a rustling sound, and then... Guts lay next to me!

I silently recalled the scene just now, and then, I couldn't look directly at Gu Yusi, "Why...did you come from under the quilt?!"

Gu Yusi and I slept at two ends, but just now, just now, Gu Yusi came directly from the other side of the quilt!Use a drill! ! !

"It's convenient, I don't want to come out."

I:"……"

Nima, whoever dares to tell me that Gu Yusi is particularly diligent in the future, I am in a hurry! ! !

After a while, I couldn't bear it anymore and tugged on Gu Yusi's collar, "What on earth do you want?!" Damn it, can you still make people sleep well? !How can you hold the young master tightly in your arms? !Also dishonesty!Nima, the point is, it didn't take long for his little brother to be dishonest!This is absolutely unbearable!

Gu Yusi actually showed a surprised expression, pay attention, it was the expression on his face! "I don't know, it hasn't reacted in years."

Me: =mouth=

Are you fucking kidding me? !

Gulusi is absolutely teasing me!He actually pulled my hand over and put it on top of his brother, and then said to me very naturally, "It's hard, help me."

I'm so crazy!Don't say it as if your finger has a small cut, and then ask me to help you with the medicine!Gus, can you have some morals? !

Obviously, Gu Zusi's integrity has been eaten by him a long time ago. He actually pulled his clothes off and put my hand on it. Well, it's very hot and big, and it's well developed... Damn it, no, I Hurry up and start struggling, the effect is obvious, Gulusi began to moan...

I quickly froze my hands and said to Gu Yusi with a full face, "Let's talk about something, don't do it?"

Gulusi's eyes instantly became strange, "Do you want to use your mouth?"

Me: "...Use peat! Don't you have hands?! Can't you masturbate yourself?! If it's not possible, I'll find someone for you!"

Gulusi was silent for a while, he let go of my hand, "I understand."

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