I teach vampires to fall in love

Me: "Literally, if you don't understand, it's because of your IQ problem. Do you have any questions?"

Everyone: "..."

"Very well, if there is no problem, let's discuss the issue of Wen Wuli."

Outlaws of the Marsh is obviously a studious child, "Master Bai Yi, what is your purpose in saying that?"

I am a person with self-cultivation and connotation, so I replied, "I think Gisup is very similar to the protagonist in "Towards the Peak of Life", I want to get an answer that you agree with this point of view, so I asked. "

Outlaws of the Marsh: "..." He decisively turned his head to look at Gu Xiusi, "My lord, what do you think of the matter of Marquis Wen Wuli?"

Guxius was seriously looking at the portrait of the masked man, and he handed the picture to Sinoloman, "Do you think it looks like the Wen Wuli we saw at the beginning?"

Sinoloman looked at it carefully for a while, and replied, "Yes, it's like Wen Wuli at that time, but it's not the same as Wen Wuli now."

I suddenly had a horrible guess, "Guxius, before Wen Wuli's temperament changed drastically, did he confess his love to you?"

Gu Xiusi: "Confession?"

"It means 'I love you', and I want to warm you up!"

Gusius: "...No."

As soon as Guxius finished speaking, Sinoloman said, "I remember that Guxius unintentionally rescued Wen Wuli before his temperament changed drastically. Speaking of it, it had a great impact, and thinking about Wen Wuli's situation at that time, it makes sense for him to like Gu Xius."

Hearing what Sinoloman said, I began to think carefully about Wen Wuli in my memory. It seemed that since I asked Wen Wuli if he liked Gu Xius, something was obviously wrong with Wen Wuli. Could it be that the real Wen Wuli came back?Squeeze out the Wen Wuli I know?Fuck, is it true that the monitors in the Ice Wolf are also really unclothed?

"What did you think of?" Guxius' voice came from my ear.

I silently sat a little far away from Guxius, mother, can you talk properly? !Say something and blow into my ears!It made Lao Zhi's ears red for the first time since he grew up!This is insane!

Having said that, do you want to tell Gu Xiusi that Wen Wuli has already been replaced? !This is a serious question!

"A big change in temperament? Could it be a split personality?" Zeyu said.

Guxius and I looked at Zeyu with weird eyes for a moment, this is so subtle...

"What are you two doing looking at me like this? The reasonable explanation for the drastic change in temperament is split personality! In fact, split personality is nothing, it's just that people look abnormal, and this is easy to treat, as long as you find the cause of disposition. The reason for the big change, and if it is solved, it will be cured under normal circumstances." Zeyu, who didn't know that he was a genius, said so.

Gu Xiusi and I looked at Zeyu meaningfully, "...you make sense."

Zeyu grinned happily, "It's just common sense, it's nothing."

I believe that if Zeyu had ears and a tail, they would be wagging happily!This dishonest child!It's so hypocritical, it shouldn't be!I'm different, I'm an honest good boy!

So, I said, "I want to explore Wen Wuli's castle at night, who wants to go with me?"

At night, Wen Wuli's castle.

We formed a group to explore here, I was in a group with Gulusi, in a group with Luer and Shinoloman, in a group with Dream of the Red Chamber, Outlaws of the Marsh, and Zeyu.

I lowered my voice and said helplessly, "Why are you all wearing white clothes?! Especially Dream of the Red Chamber and Water Margin, you are here to attend a banquet?!"

Except for me wearing black clothes and a mask, the other vampires and tengus have no sense of being thieves!The point is, among a group of gorgeous and extravagantly dressed people, there is a feeling that I am a heretic!

Zeyu snorted coldly, "I can kill him by myself, why did you sneak around?!" His eyes glanced at me contemptuously, "Looking at your sneaky look, you must have done a lot of sneaky things!"

Gu Yusi and the others must think that I am at odds with Zeyu. It is not surprising that he said this, but knowing the truth, I can clearly feel the difference. Domineering Zeyu must be resenting me for being a second-hand guy. Zeyu's slap!

The Bai family has the training to be tolerant towards others. I am a good boy and of course I have to obey the family training, "Hino Norman, let me tell you a secret. Zeyu likes Luer. In fact, the purpose of his coming here this time is to marry Lul, then participate in the election for the throne!"

Domineering Zeyu snorted coldly, expressing his disdain for my tricks, I smiled calmly, Zeyu, as a dog with a worrying EQ, must not know that a vampire in love has a negative IQ!

So, I got my wish and watched Sinoloman violently attack Zeyu, who was out of the situation, tsk tsk, it was as exciting as the fight between Gu Yusi and Zeyu!

Gulusi: "...is it really okay for you to be like this?"

Me: "What's wrong, there are so many of us, what are we afraid of?! We've been discovered, we'll beat him up!"

Gurus: "...Then what's the point of you wearing black clothes?"

Me: "Of course it's to enhance the atmosphere! Now it's all right, the thrilling atmosphere is all spoiled by your clothes!"

I heard Outlaws of the Marsh whispering, "Are you sure you didn't mess it up yourself?!"

"Crack..." The sound of my hand touching the back of Water Margin's head.

I looked at the aggrieved eyes of the Water Margin, and felt a sense of vengeance, "I ask you, as a dignified person, when others insult you, should you fight back?"

Outlaws of the Marsh nodded.

Me: "So, I fought back. If Zeyu hadn't insulted me, I wouldn't have told the truth, and they wouldn't have fought. In the final analysis, it was Zeyu's fault, right?"

Outlaws of the Marsh continued to nod.

Me: "Besides, they are fighting. Wouldn't it be more dangerous for us to be surrounded later?"

Outlaws of the Marsh was about to continue nodding, but suddenly his eyes widened and he looked behind me. I slapped him on the back of the head, "Do you know what is the most important thing about being a vampire? That is to be calm and calm when things happen. ! Look at you bear... Fuck! Why are there so many vampires with murder weapons?!"

Water Margin: "...Didn't you say that the most important thing to be a vampire is to be calm and calm?"

Me: "What the hell is that?! Can you eat it?!"

Outlaws of the Marsh: "..."

Gu Yusi frowned, and ordered in a low voice, "Luer, Dream of the Red Chamber, Water Margin, wait a minute and I'll hold them back, you take Bai Yi away."

Me: "No! How can you fight alone? No matter how powerful you are, you can't beat a large group of vampires!"

Gu Yusi: "Don't make trouble, this group of vampires look like dead soldiers at first glance, and it's a drag for you to stay!"

Lul and the others nodded in agreement.

I ignored them and shouted to the sky, "Hey! Brothers, we are surrounded! Come down and help!"

Although one of the two fighters had a low EQ and the other had a low IQ, fortunately they knew what to do first, so I waited for them to come down and said, "You and Water Margin stay to support Gu Zusi, and I, Lu Er, and Dream of Red Mansions retreat first. "

Everyone: "..."

I frowned, "Gu Yusi said, 'This group of blood clans are dead men, and I will be a drag if I stay'! Luer, Dream of the Red Chamber and Water Margin agree, do you two have any questions?"

Everyone: "…………"

"Hahaha..." An arrogant voice suddenly sounded, and we turned our heads to look at the place where the sound came from. It was a man who looked exactly like Wen Wuli, but with a different temperament. This man exuded a gloomy and evil spirit all over his body. , It makes people feel like wanting to beat him up!I also knelt down for this strange temperament!

The man saw us looking at him, and he laughed wildly again. I couldn't help guessing, could it be that I lost my mind because of the shock? !Not to mention, it might be quite big.Uh...why did you suddenly become quiet?And everyone is still looking at me strangely?

Gu Zusi explained in a low voice in my ear, "You have spoken out your heart...don't boast about your charm in public, just talk about it in private."

I seriously recalled my brain activity just now, electricity?Charm discharge?The discharge of the attack?This broad and profound language!I decided to explain clearly, "Wen Wuli, let me ask you, have you been stunned by me? If you lie, you will never get what you want!"

Wen Wuli: "...Yes."

"Hiss..." Everyone gasped.

Of course, there are also vampires and tengus who express different opinions.

——Gulusi with a black face, "What did you do to him?!"

——Lu Er: "Bai Yi, don't make trouble!"

——Ze Yu had a contemptuous expression, "Language trap!"

I have a question about this, "Wen Wuli, your dead man is so gossip, how can you..."

I couldn't say anything else, because Wen Wuli twisted off the head of a vampire who was close to him with his bare hands, and the land turned into a sea of ​​blood in a short while!

Wen Wuli's brutal method was effective, and his dead soldiers lost their faces one by one, and the atmosphere became extremely serious in an instant!

I looked at the headless vampire on the ground, and suddenly felt a chill all over my body. At this moment, I deeply realized that this is the Eilant planet full of murderous vampires. A low level means that you will lose your life at any time. , not a murderous earth!

I turned my head to look at Gu Zusliuer and the others. Sure enough, they were calm and calm, as if they were watching a vampire chopping vegetables!Even the Outlaws of the Marsh, who was very restless just now, looked calm!

Luer noticed something was wrong with me, "Bai Yi? Bai Yi! Are you alright?"

I took a deep breath, "It's okay."

Wen Wuli began to follow the path of the villain BOOS—explaining his purpose of besieging us, "He guessed right, you really came here at night, I don't want anything else, as long as Gu Yusi and I marry you Li! Otherwise, except for Gu Yusi, you will all die! Especially Bai Yi, I will torture him to death!"