I teach vampires to fall in love

I looked at Gysep's "thirsty for knowledge" eyes, "...yes, I am thinking about life."

Gisep: "Are you thinking about the great love between yourself and Duke Gusius?"

Me: "No, I'm thinking how can I be so handsome?! It has attracted a lot of vampires who are jealous of my appearance and want to kill me!"

Gisep: "..." He decisively turned his head to look at Gu Xius, "My lord, the villain remembers the appearance of those despicable villains."

Gusius: "Oh?"

Me: "Damn it, I was taken away!"

Gusius: "What?"

I tilted my head and thought about it seriously, "I also remember their looks."

Guxius stared into my eyes, "Why were you taken away?"

"...My dignity!" Can Lao Zhi tell Gu Xiusi that the bracelet that can stun him is the one that was taken away? !That absolutely can't!

Guxius: "..." He turned his head and looked at Gisep decisively, "Follow me." After he finished speaking, he stretched out his long arms and hugged me by the waist, flapped his wings and flew up. in his arms? !

"Fuck, what kind of posture is this?! I can drive the Ice Wolf back!"

Gu Xius squinted at me, "You prefer a princess hug? The Ice Wolf will be scrapped anytime, anywhere, if you drive it."

I:"……"

Our group and the vampire soon arrived at Gusius's castle. Gusius announced the good news, "Gisep, you have made a contribution to protecting Bai Yi, and you will advance directly." He turned his head and looked at me, "The game behind you You don't need to participate."

Gisep and I nodded happily, and the next moment Guxius told me what it means to "don't be too happy", "You will be my backup knight from now on."

Me: =mouth=

Lure: "Congratulations! Congratulations!"

Before you say that, can you put aside the "good show" in your eyes? !

Gisep's eyes were full of admiration, "The two adults are so loving!"

right!Guxius wants to be in love with my blood until he grows old!

"Why didn't you call me when you left?!" Zeyu's voice came from the door.

Seeing the erotic Zeyu, I suddenly remembered a fucking fact!Domineering Zeyu wants me to seduce/lure Gusius, if he knows that Gusius wants me to be his backup knight, he will definitely let me take this opportunity to implement the plan!

"Snapped……"

Zeyu covered the back of her head, her voice aggrieved, "Why did you hit me?"

Me: "If you want to fight, you can fight, you are so self-willed! Are you upset? Go bite Guxius!"

Guxius, who was also shot while lying down: "..."

Zeyu was shocked by my righteous brazenness: "..."

Everyone else: "..."

Me: "Nick, serve tea."

The elusive Nick suddenly appeared, answered and went down again.

I scanned the crowd, "Don't be dazed, we should get down to business."

Gu Xius: "..." He turned his head to look at Gisup and the others, "Can you draw?"

"Yes!" I saw Gu Xiusai and the others looking over, and said again, "Don't look at me so admiringly, it's a trivial matter!"

Sinoloman, who had been silent all this time, couldn't help but said, "We have incredible eyes, okay?! Can you show some face?!"

I blushed and turned my head, "Don't praise me like that~ I'll be embarrassed~"

Sinoloman twitched at the corner of his mouth: "..."

Other people: "..."

Gu Xiusi: "Cao Cao, bring a pen and paper."

What the hell are you trying to say?Hehe, this is the name of one of the four chefs in my family. The young master chose it. Isn’t he very talented? !

No one knows me better than Cao Cao. What he brought up was a sketch pen. It was rare for me to put on a serious face. After a while, the image of the violent beauty appeared, followed by the feminine man who ruined my plan, and finally the masked man.

"Okay, you're done!" As soon as I finished speaking, Guxius and the others gathered around, uh...the style of painting is wrong, shouldn't they be particularly surprised by my painting ability?Why are they all so subtle?

Gu Xiusi was silent for a while before saying, "The first two are the heads of my knights, and the masked ones look familiar."

I:"……"

Gu Xius rubbed my head vigorously, "What eyes do you have? Don't make up nonsense! You have been deceived, what you see is not the true face of these two blood races, and there must be some of them who have concealed their faces. The powerful blood clan."

I:"…………"

Guxius: "Don't doubt my vision of the blood race, they can't betray me."

Me: "How long have you not seen them? Is it because you haven't seen them since you met me?" Seeing that Guxius was silent, I said again, "How do you know that they are not taking advantage of your arrogance? ? You can be sure they have nothing wrong with you?"

Gu Xius: "Don't be jealous, if you don't believe me, I'll just call them."

I:"………………"

Fuck, Lao Zhi really wants to kneel down to Gu Xiusi's wonderful brain circuit!

I turned my head silently, "...you guys are watching a show?!"

These souls are weak!Drinking tea and knocking melon seeds to watch me argue with Guxius!Is it completely infringing? !This is obviously my patent!

After 10 minutes, I joined the ranks of drinking tea and kneading melon seeds, and watched the affairs of Guxius and the two team leaders with everyone.

Gusius: "Introduce yourself to everyone."

The irascible beauty and the feminine man said in unison, "I have seen Lord Bai Yi, Lord Liuer, and Lord Sinoloman in Dream of the Red Chamber and Water Margin!" After they finished speaking, they lifted their clothes and knelt down on one knee in unison , clasped his fists with both hands, lowered his head, and presented an elegant and cool gift!

My first reaction was, "Puff...cough cough cough..." I took the handkerchief Cao Cao handed over, wiped it casually, and asked impatiently, "Who got your names?!"

"Master Wen Wuli Marquis."

Sure enough, Wen Wuli, you won!No wonder when I told him the name of my chef, his expression was flat, so... wait, Wen Wuli? !I ran over and picked up the portrait of the masked man, damn it, it's the same as Wen Wuli!It's just that the temperament is very different, if you don't think about it, you really can't see it!

Seeing my confused face, Guxius came over and asked, "What did you find?"

I silently turned my gaze to Water Margin. Although his temperament is very different from that of the effeminate man, when I thought about the fact that the effeminate man ruined me, and looked at the same face again, I said, "You look good." Don’t want to beat me, why do I want to beat you up?!”

Outlaws of the Marsh: "..."

All the vampires in Luer: "Hiss, hiss... Kacha Kacha..." The sound of drinking tea and knocking melon seeds.

Gusius stood in front of me, "Don't change the subject."

I looked up into Gusius's eyes, "It's cool for your subordinates to salute, I think Gysep and the others should learn from your subordinates, Gusius, what do you think?"

Gu Xius obviously remembered Gisep and his little friends who had a godly salute, and the corners of his eyes twitched almost invisible. He was silent for a while before saying, "It's up to you, what did you find? You If I change the subject again, I will..." He stared at my waist meaningfully.

So, I heard coughing one after another, Lu Er said, "The public, pay attention to the influence!"

I silently took a step sideways, and turned my gaze to Sinoloman, who turned into a melon seed machine, "Shouldn't you tell your family to restrain yourself before you say this?... No! What dirty thoughts are you guys having?! Gu Hughes didn't mean that at all!"

Liu Er didn't speak, he just drank his tea slowly, staring at my... buttocks meaningfully? !

I silently withdraw to the origin again, and I deeply understand the feeling of being unreasonable!Guxius was clearly looking at my waist!What Guxius meant was that he wanted to tickle me!

Yes, I am a ticklish man!Ever since Guxius discovered that I was ticklish by accident, he got a new skill - tickling Dafa!

This is undoubtedly a tragedy for me!I had to bow my head to Gu Xiusi's evil forces, "This masked man looks the same as Wen Wuli. According to what you said, since this is not his real appearance, why does he wear a mask? He can be like a violent beauty and Show your face openly like a feminine man, unless..."

Gu Xiusi: "Do you think Dream of the Red Chamber looks good?"

Me: "...Is this the point?"

Gu Xius nodded decisively.

I lowered my head and covered my face in pain. I knew Gusius's stubbornness very well. I had to say, "Dream of Red Mansions has a beautiful appearance and a calm temperament. It looks not only smart but also very comfortable. It is really good-looking." I can feel Gusius's constant Lowering the pressure, "However, no matter how good-looking he is, he can't compare to your peerless charm, suave, suave and personable demeanor!"

Guxius was back to normal in an instant, he rubbed my head lightly, "Yeah."

Damn it, auditory hallucinations!The cliff is an auditory hallucination!I actually heard the meaning of being happy, counting your knowledge, and wanting to reward you from the "um" of Guxius!

"Ah... the leader of the legendary knights! The leader of Dream of the Red Chamber and the leader of Outlaws of the Marsh! So...so excited!" Gisep's voice suddenly sounded.

"So... so excited!" the voices of his little friends.

The legendary head of Dream of Red Mansions & Water Margin: "..."

Fuck me, this reflex arc is too long!

Gusius: "Why are you still here?"

Gisep & his friends: QAQ

What about these dozens of vampires? Should Gu Xius ignore their existence so obviously? !

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I said, "When did you catch up?"

Gisep & his friends: QAQ

On the surface, Liu Er, who was a good old man, said, "Nick, take Gisep and the others down to rest." When they were all gone, Liu Er turned to Gu Xius and me, "Everyone who should go is gone, Say something."

We sat around the table, and I asked, "Have you read "Towards the Peak of Life" written by Wen Wuli?" Seeing that everyone nodded, I said again, "Do you think Gisup looks like that book?" The protagonist in the book?" Seeing everyone nodded again, I concluded my statement, "My speech is over."

Everyone: "..."

Zeyu couldn't help asking, "Bai Yi, what do you mean? Why can't I understand?"

The author has something to say: I'm really sorry!

Really gray often gray very sorry! !

Really gray often gray very sorry! ! !Important things should be said three times!

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