I teach vampires to fall in love

I was wrapped in a quilt, with only one head exposed, and Chao Zeyu pouted her chin.

Zeyu: "..." I suddenly felt so stupid for coming to listen to this person's plan!

I didn't see Zeyu's reaction for a long time, so I stretched out my hand and patted the seat next to me, signaling him to sit down. Zeyu hesitated for a while, but still didn't sit down. He moved a stool and sat opposite me.

I tightened the quilt wrapped around my body, and slowly moved towards the edge of the bed, "Hum...Hum..." I tried to make a sound towards the edge of the bed.

Zeyu covered his face in pain, fell silent for a while, stepped forward and lifted off the quilt wrapped around me, then wrapped the quilt back around me stiffly, and returned to his stool silently .

I calmly wrapped the quilt tightly again, are you stupid as a young master?If I hadn't fallen asleep, could I have short-circuited my head and rubbed it over? !Then absolutely not!

So, I "hum...hum..." It took me a long time to get to the edge of the bed.

Zeyu who has been watching from the sidelines: "..."

My first words were, "Why are you here tonight?"

Zeyu: "...Did you tell me to come back in a few days?"

Me: "No, but isn't this common sense? Let's pretend to be enemies, and after a few days, when Guxius is completely convinced, we'll meet secretly and discuss how to escape."

There seemed to be a vein on Zeyu's forehead, but it disappeared in the blink of an eye. He said blankly, "Aren't you waiting for me when you're awake? Still...waiting for me like this!"

I had a bitter face, "I don't want to either! The point is that my stomach was ruined by eating. In order to have a bowel movement, I really fell asleep. I was awake because I just finished urinating."

Zeyu: "......"

Me: "Since you're here, let's discuss countermeasures. It's better to hit the sun than to choose a date. We'll leave tomorrow! In this way..."

Zeyu: "Wait a minute! Don't tell me this is your temporary plan?!"

I blinked and nodded, "Yeah, what's the problem?"

Now I clearly saw Zeyu's blue veins bulging, and he yelled at me, "You have a strict plan?! Did you eat it?! Ask me what's the problem?! You said What is the problem?!"

I shrank into the quilt, only showing a pair of eyes, and said in a muffled voice, "You obviously think too much, and you blame me..." My last voice disappeared under Zeyu's stare.

Zeyu took a deep breath, and said fiercely, "Sure enough, it is better to rely on others than yourself! Next, I say, listen!" He nodded obediently when he saw me, and said, "The biggest obstacle for you to leave here is the ancient Hughes, so, you have to..."

I said, "Kill him!"

Zeyu looked like he could bear it for a while and finally couldn't help it. He stretched out his long hand and slapped me on the back of the head, and then roared, "Listen to what you promised me just now?! Did you eat me again?! Kill me Guxius?! What daydream are you doing?! Did you kill him as a duke?!"

I covered my head and whispered, "If you can't beat it, you can't beat it. Tell me the truth, and I won't make fun of you..." Seeing that Zeyu's slap was about to slap again, I hurriedly said, "Go on, You go on."

Zeyu glared at me angrily, and then said, "So, if you want sex, seduce him and knock him out for a day, so that I can take you to Planet Pulia."

Me: "...you mean to let Gu Xius pass out for a day?! The concubine can't do it!!!" This means that Lao Zhi has to dedicate himself to Gu Xius, and he is like this and that... Fuck, don't do it even if you die! ! !

Zeyu stared at me blankly for a long time, then sighed faintly, "This is the only face you can see all over your body, but the blood race has a lot of beauties who are prettier than you. What do you like about you?"

I thought about it seriously, "My great personality!" Can I tell Zeyu that I am human?Can I tell him that Guxius is looking at my human blood?That is definitely not possible, so I can only give a relatively reliable answer!Kudos to my wit! [... I would like to give you a thumbs up for your shamelessness!

Zeyu covered his face in pain again, then, he reached into his bosom, took out a bottle and handed it to me, "There are three dizzy pills in here, colorless and tasteless, they dissolve in water, when you tempt Gu Xius Just find a chance to feed him, one pill can make him faint for three days, you have three chances."

I looked at the bottle in front of me with a tangled expression, "Are you sure it's not poison, medicine? You really didn't use my hands to achieve some dirty purpose?" After I finished speaking, I covered the back of my head, so, my A brain popped on his forehead!

I heard Zeyu's gnashing of teeth, "What's the use of me harming Guxius? I'm not a blood race. If I have the time to harm him, I might as well find a way to get rid of those two cheap people!"

I huddled under the quilt, my shoulders trembled, and I let out a small whimper. Zeyu seemed to hesitate, and lowered his voice and said to me, "Hey, stop acting, it's not like I haven't seen you Fake crying to deceive Gu Xiusi."

I continued to shake my shoulders, amplified the sobs, and then I felt Zeyu approaching me, his voice was still impatient but softer, "Okay, I shouldn't be fierce with you, you... ah..."

Why is Zeyu screaming?Because the young master hit his head on his forehead with all his strength when he was approaching!Tsk tsk tsk, look at that fragile and fair forehead, it's blushing a lot!Oh heh heh...well done!

Zeyu clutched his forehead, stepped back a few steps, and looked at me with tears in his eyes (being hit), "You shameless and despicable villain! I will never trust you again!" He was furious He stared at me for a while, and seemed to find something terrible, "Why is your forehead fine?!"

I proudly raised my chin, "I did it!" Thanks to my brother and I often using this trick to grab braised chicken legs, and then we have developed an iron forehead skill! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Zeyu looked at me with an expression of "who would practice this with a short-circuited brain", "..."

I quietly turned my head and looked out the window, uh...it was completely black, but it didn't affect me to express my melancholy, "Oh, I suddenly miss my mother and elder brother and elder sister so much, so my father reluctantly thinks about it." The game is ready, Zeyu, will you miss your parents when you are away from home?" I waited for a long time, but Zeyu didn't respond, and turned my head to look, suddenly speechless, Zeyu disappeared at some point!Is this necessary?Didn't I just bump his forehead?He even hit the young master twice!

Early the next morning, I was dug out from the bed by Gusius, and then he petrified in place. I was a little puzzled, is Gusius swollen?Why are you blushing?

Uh...why is it a bit cold?I looked down at myself, and immediately understood, I calmly wrapped the quilt up, and then gave Gusius a resounding slap in the head, "Hey, go out, my master needs to get dressed." Gusius stood up numbly , bumped against the door numbly, and went out numbly.

I boldly lifted the quilt and lay back down again. I had been plotting with Zeyu for too long yesterday, and I didn't get enough sleep.When I was about to fall asleep in a daze, I heard a gentle voice, "Xiao Yi, get up, get up..." The man even pushed me gently.

Impatiently, I waved away the hand that was in the way, and muttered, "Be quiet, don't make trouble, I have to sleep for a while."

The bedroom suddenly fell into silence, and then I was awakened by a violent shaking, and I heard a voice that was about to come, "Who is Jing Jing?! Is he a man or a woman?! With What does it matter to you?!"

I opened my blurred eyes, and a magnified handsome face came into view immediately. I put my hand on the handsome face, "Hey, handsome pot! Who are you? Why are you prettier than my elder sister?"

Shuaiguo seems to be upset, with a sullen face, my mother said, kissing can calm down, I suddenly had an idea, I held Shuaiguo's handsome face, pointed at the corner of his mouth and smacked, and then I touched Touching Shuaiguo's soft long hair, "Okay, be good, don't be angry anymore."

After 10 minutes, I stiffly pushed Guxius away from my arms, covered my face in pain, and explained in a low voice, "Well, I have a problem, I can't sleep well at night or I think too much, the first If I was woken up too early the next morning, I would lose my nerve, just like I did just now."

Gu Xius touched the corner of his mouth that was taken advantage of, "... Then when I woke you up for the first time, why didn't you..."

I looked at Guxius with a strange expression, "I'm crazy and I don't have to have relatives!" In fact, when I was woken up for the first time, I should have been possessed by my brother, and the domineering and calm demeanor was perfect. What's more, my brother didn't run away!

Guxius lowered his head and was silent for a while, as if he was thinking about something important, then he raised his head and stared at me for a while, and asked, "Who is Jingjing?"

The corner of my mouth twitched, and suddenly I remembered a joke, the woman said, do you love me?The man said, love!This woman asked every 5 minutes, and the man was annoyed by the question, and then he said, I want to be quiet!Then, the woman asked angrily, who is Jing Jing? !

What is Gu Xiusi asking me now? !Also, what is the meaning of your strong resentment? !What about the cool, handsome and domineering duke? !Have you eaten it? !

Gu Xiusi asked again, his tone obviously aggravated, "I ask you who is Jingjing?!"

I helplessly raised my forehead, "Jing Jing is my mother! Her full name is Tranquility, because she often wakes me up, so I play tricks on her and call her Jing Jing."

Guxius seemed to be stunned for a moment, he coughed lightly, and changed the subject stiffly, "You should get up, the game is about to start." After he finished speaking, he walked out without waiting for my reaction, "Boom..." , accidentally hit the door again!

I watched the figure of Guxius fleeing in a panic and disappeared at the door, and silently shifted my gaze to the sunken door, "You are so pitiful, I deeply sympathize with you, so I don't plan to change the door."【 Dented Door:  …

The author has something to say: a little extra:

Guxius stood up in a daze, slammed into the door in a daze, and after he went out in a daze, he was stunned for a while before recovering.

The first thing he did after he woke up was to find Nick who was in charge of waking Bai Yi up!

Nick looked at the aggressive Duke, and asked cautiously, "My lord, do you have anything to tell me?"

Gu Xiusi also seemed to realize that he had lost his composure. He switched to the duke mode, "The duke asked you, when you woke up Bai Yi before, did he do anything to get close to you?"

Nick: "...Master Bai Yi has never done such a thing." In fact, he really wanted to imitate Master Bai Yi's mantra "You really think too much"!

Gu Xiu suddenly felt that the uncomfortable feeling in his heart disappeared, he nodded, "I will wake Bai Yi up from now on, no matter who you are, you are not allowed to wake him up!"

Nick lowered his head, looked at the back of Guxius and said quietly, "My lord, are you doing this to Bai Yi?"