I teach vampires to fall in love

Lul looked at me strangely, "You did this?"

I nodded, Luer was about to say something more, but was interrupted by the gnashing of teeth of the two patients on the bed,

——Ze Yu: "Is this the point?!"

——Guxius: "Come here!"

Lul gave me a meaningful look before going to treat the wounds of the two who seemed to be dying.I witnessed the moment of the miracle. I saw Luer put his hand in the air above the unspeakable part of Guxius, chanting some words that I couldn't understand. After a while, Guxius calmed down. Well, Zeyu was also cured by the same method.

Then, the corners of my mouth twitched and I looked at the two sitting quietly on the bed, they were even more obedient than elementary school students, were they? !Look at that straight waist and serious expression!

Liu Er broke the silence, "Prince Zeyu, please pay the service fee."

Zeyu's and I's voices sounded at the same time,

——"Prince?!" I expressed my surprise.

——"No." Zeyu replied calmly and shamelessly.

Guxius held back the thought of coming next to me, "Calling him a prince is just a cowardly child who was born well and relied on his parents."

Zeyu smiled contemptuously, "It's as if you were not born well to be a duke!"

Liu Er laughed, and he pushed me in front of the two of them, "Look at Bai Yi's legs," the two of them suddenly showed lingering fear, and Liu Er continued, "Since Prince Zeyu has no service fee, he owes me one." Humanity is better."

I hurriedly interrupted what Zeyu was about to say, "I am the cause of this matter, and I will pay Zeyu's expenses." This is a good time for me to please Zeyu, how could I miss it as a smart person? !

As soon as I said this, the three of them immediately objected.

——Guxius with a gloomy face, "You mean to pay with my money?"

——Lu Er smiled extraordinarily tenderly, "Since when have you been so kind?"

——Ze Yu was furious, "How can I let my princess pay for me?!"

"When did I/he become your princess?!" Guxius and I roared in unison.

Zeyu said in a natural tone, "I said I would marry you," he turned his head and said to Gu Xius in a vicious voice, "what right do you have to shout here? Is Bai Yi yours?"

Guxius snorted coldly, "Even if it wasn't mine, it wouldn't be yours! Do you marry as soon as you say? Did Xiao Yi agree?"

So, Gu Xiusi and Zeyu quarreled again on the topic of "Who does Bai Yi belong to?" I rubbed my forehead with a headache, and from the corner of my eye, I inadvertently caught sight of Luer who started drinking tea leisurely at some point.

Lul raised an eyebrow at me, you are so charming.

I stared blankly at Luer for a while, then took a deep breath, and shouted, "Laozhi's heart has already belonged to Luer!"

Gusius: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ

Zeyu: "..."

Lul: "Puff...cough cough cough..."

At this time, a roar came out of nowhere, "Are you courting death?!"

With a blank face, I thought, well, everyone is here.

It was Shinoloman who came, and he caressed Luer's back in distress, while glaring at me, "You two little ones won't have sex!"

Me: "..." It seems that I know some terrible secret!

Guxius & Zeyu: "..."

Lul, who was coughing heart-piercingly, seemed to be frozen for a moment. He pushed Sinoloman away with a wave of his hand, then gave me a "wait" eye knife, flapped his wings and flew away. Sinoloman beside him Man imitated me and threw me a sharp eye, and flapped his wings to catch up.

Me: "..." Is it amazing to have wings? !Is it amazing to flap your wings? !Grandpa can still clap his hands!

So, under the watchful eyes of Guxius and Zeyu, I clapped my hands!

Gu Xiusi & Zeyu: "..."

I'm so stupid, if I don't pay attention, I will be stupid!

I coughed lightly, "Zeyu, you said you want to marry me, there must be a reason, don't tell Laozhi that you fell in love at first sight?! Also, if you do this, is that Zeyu in the daytime?"

Guxius stood up, staring at me with an expression of "I'm crazy, I'm dragging me, I'm domineering", "It doesn't work if there is a reason!"

I raised my leg expressionlessly, and Guxius, who said "I'm crazy, I'm pulling me overbearing", sat back silently.

Next, Zeyu told a story of a second-hand guy who escaped from marriage and escaped.

The ruler of the entire Pulia planet is Zeyu's father. His father had two wives. The first wife died of illness after giving birth to two sons and a daughter.

"Wait a minute, please," I looked at Zeyu with a serious expression, "You dog will die of illness? Are you joking?"

Zeyu suddenly looked at me with an expression of "Are you an idiot?" I was about to be furious when Guxius explained, "Although the Tianwu tribe has a long life, their healing ability is much worse than that of the blood tribe. It’s not surprising to be seriously ill and die.”

Zeyu glanced at Guxius, and continued to tell the story.Zeyu's father was very affectionate, and after a long time, he did not marry another wife. When he met Zeyu's mother, he suddenly felt that he had met true love again, so Zeyu was born. Time flies, and Zeyu's father is getting old. He is about to retire, so here comes the question, who should he choose to inherit the throne?

I was listening vigorously, when Zeyu suddenly stopped, and I looked at him suspiciously, "Why didn't you say anything?"

Zeyu's eyes shifted to my hand faintly, and I looked at my own hand, and suddenly realized that I took the melon seeds prepared by Chef No. [-], "Here, here you are, I'm very generous."

Zeyu stared at the melon seeds in front of him with twitching eyes, "..."

Gu Xiusi explained again, "He disliked your voice of cracking melon seeds too loudly."

Zeyu looked at Guxius gratefully, Guxius raised his eyebrows indiscriminately, and I said, so, because of melon seeds, they reconciled?fall!Do you want to be so casual?It was agreed because the young master is lingering... Cough, no, is it not pleasing to the eye to be entangled for a lifetime? !

Zeyu went on to tell his story, because Zeyu and his two elder brothers are quite different in age, and they were not born to the same mother, so they are very different. Basically, they are in the situation of meeting and saying hello, and they are all right, but Now that the old king is going to choose the next king, the two cheap brothers have a paranoid attack. They think that the second-hand Zeyu is going to compete with them for the throne all day long, so they target the second-hand Zeyu everywhere.

But in fact, the second-rate Zeyu just wants to be a quiet and handsome man, and has no interest in these weights at all, but he can't stand the persecution of the two cheap brothers all the year round, so Zeyu has become smarter, and he doesn't worry about anything during the day The second-rate little prince, at night, plays with the domineering Zeyu who is plotting and plotting for the throne.

At this time, the old king finally made a move. He betrothed his capable general's daughter to Erhuo Zeyu. The two cheap brothers were shocked. Isn't this equal to attracting contacts for Erhuo Zeyu? !They refused to accept it, and cried with the old king, saying that he was biased, how could he treat them badly, and how could he treat Erhuo Zeyu well. At this time, Erhuo Zeyu came, and Erhuo Zeyu confessed to the old king My own opinion.

This is what the old king said, "This is the ancestral precept. Unmarried princes cannot participate in the election for the throne. I have to ensure that you are on the same starting line, so I allocated Yurong to Zeyu. Are you thinking too much?"

The second-hand Zeyu and the two cheap brothers: "..."

After that, the two cheap brothers did not let go of their guard against Zeyu, but intensified the persecution of the second-hand Zeyu. The second-hand Zeyu couldn't hold it anymore. If you don't know the way, you get lost, and then you meet me.

Zeyu concluded his statement, "The bastard Zeyu doesn't like that woman, but he doesn't hate you, and I don't hate you either, so I want to marry you."

I put a blank face on my face, "So I became the prerequisite for you to fight for the throne?! Are you so shameless and bastard Zeyuzao?"

Zeyu: "He doesn't know, he doesn't even know I exist."

I was excited, "Then what do you usually do behind his back?"

Zeyu: "... Anyway, it's not the nasty things you think! I just did some random things to let those two cheap people know that I'm not easy to bully."

I was silent for a while, "Are you sure it's not because of your secret actions that they intensified the persecution of the second-hand Zeyu?"

Zeyu: "..."

"Besides, I have another doubt. You are being bullied so much, why doesn't your mother help you?"

Zeyu suddenly looked at me with an expression of "you are an idiot", and I raised my hand and threw the melon seed husk in his face, "I don't know about Lao Zhi, what's wrong?"

Then, Zeyu told me what happened to him, if it wasn't for Guxius's quick hands, the hole on the ground that was shot through by the melon seed shell would be on my body!

Guxius hugged my legs and kicked me wildly, and then explained again, "Whether it's the Tianwu clan or the blood clan, you can only rely on yourself in the struggle for power, and relying on your parents will only be ridiculed by the world."

I stopped my kicking legs, leaned against Guxius and panted, "You tell him to get out of my room quickly, I don't want to see him!"

Gu Xiusi caressed my hair, said yes repeatedly, and then said to Zeyu, "Xiao Yi has to participate in the competition tomorrow, so please walk slowly."

Zeyu snorted coldly and flew away.

I hummed, "Didn't you want to kill him in the first place? Why are you so kind again now?"

"Since he doesn't need you, there's no need to make enemies with him. Anyway, he is also a person who may inherit the throne."

I looked up into the eyes of Guxius, "What do you want to do? Do you want to unify the Eastern Region?"

Guxius flicked my forehead expressionlessly, "You think too much, I'm not interested in these."

I blurted out, "So what are you interested in?"

Gu Xius took me into his arms, stared into my eyes meaningfully, "What do you think?"

I thought about it seriously, and then told Gusius, "I want to shit|shit."

Gu Xius' hand on my waist froze immediately, and I took the opportunity to slip out of his arm and rush into the bathroom.

Time, midnight; location, my room; character, me, Zeyu.

Zeyu looked at me with my shaggy hair, "What's your plan?"