I teach vampires to fall in love

I'm so excited, the young master actually encountered robbers, and now I have some fun!I winked at the man obediently, indicating that I would be obedient.

Sure enough, the man let me go, and then, "Damn! You fucking fag, don't discharge me!"

I was shocked at the time, there are actually people more shameless than Xiaoye in this world!Still imitating the young master's self-proclaimed name!

What? !And Gusius? !Please don't insult the young master, please? !

Guxius forgot his face in his mother's womb when he was born. How can a vampire with no face have the right to be more shameless than the young master? !

"Can I ask you a question?"

The man backed away again and again, "Master doesn't love you! I definitely don't love you!"

The corners of my eyes twitched uncontrollably, and finally controlled the urge to slap him with good self-cultivation, "Is there anything wrong with your eyes?"

"Even if there is something wrong with my eyes, I won't fall in love with you!"

I didn't say a word, I bent down and felt under the seat for a long time, very good, I found it!I used the precision I used to throw eggs with my brother, and I took a pineapple that was about the size of a watermelon I found here and threw it at the man's face, YES!It seems that Xiaoye's technology has not regressed!

I knelt down and looked at the man lying on the ground, "First, Xiao Ye is a special address for Lao Zhi, who gave you the guts to steal it?! Second, since your eyes are fine, how did you call Xiao Ye? Blinking is interpreted as a discharge?! Third, wait here, the young master is finished, we continue to play the game of robbery!"

After I finished my convenience, when I walked to the open space just now, I was hugged by a man on my thigh, and the man cried, "Brother! Little...ah, no, my name is Zeyu, a poor man who was hunted down, hello man Do it to the end, take me away! Help me!"

Fuck!What about the cool, handsome and domineering robber? !Did you eat the young master when he pooped? !

Also, "Since when did the young master become a good person? Where can a good person come to the end?"

Zeyu scratched his head in doubt, "It's said in the ancient books of the Tianwu tribe!"

I was shocked at the time, and immediately pulled back my legs vigorously, and ran towards the Ice Wolf, motherfucker!It's really unlucky for Lao Zhi, even if he is big, he can still meet a ferocious species that eats everything - the Tianwu tribe!

The moment I was about to close the door, Zeyu rushed in, and then he quickly locked all the doors and windows!

I backed up again and again, and I pinched my thigh with all my heart, and my eyes were filled with tears, "Brother, I was wrong, the name of the young master is yours, and your eyes are absolutely fine! Let's not play the game of robbery." Alright?! The Ice Wolf is also left to you, so please let me go! I really don’t taste good at all, and I haven’t showered for a few days! It’s very dirty!”

After hearing what I said, Zeyu looked more shocked than when I knew he was from the Tianwu tribe, "You actually think I'm going to eat you?!"

I cautiously shrank back into the corner again, a glimmer of hope ignited in my heart, "Otherwise what do you mean?"

Zeyu didn't speak, he bent down and touched under the seat, after a while he showed an expression of finding it!

I really burst into tears in an instant, is it possible that the young master will become the first person in history to be crushed to death by a pineapple? !

I wiped the tears from the pain, and the silver bracelet on my wrist came into view. I was stunned, and remembered Wen Wuli's words, "Even Guxius can be stunned for an hour"!

It's really a road that never ends!Wen Wuli!I love you to death!

Zeyu: "Can you stop crying?!"

I nodded, quietly pressed the red button, and slowly rubbed towards Zeyu.

"Look at this." There were four black button-sized things lying on the palm of Zeyu's palm, which seemed to be crushed. "Do you know what these are?"

I shook my head and continued to rub against it, whatever it was!Lao Zhi will stun you now!

Zeyu's next words stopped me, "This is a bug and a monitor, you are being monitored!"

Me: =mouth=

impossible!How could it be loaded with these things when there is a cover without a fence? !

"Fortunately, I shielded it wittily before entering the aircraft, and then removed it! I helped you solve such a big problem, how can you thank me?"

I looked at Zeyu with a wooden face, with an expression of "you can help me find a hiding place", "Are you trying to make up a family conspiracy theory now? It's a pity, I'm a poor little boy who depends on others! "

Zeyu: =mouth=

"...Who are you coaxing? If you are a blood slave, how can you participate in the competition?! There is such an advanced aircraft?!"

I wiped my face irritably, "This situation is a bit complicated, I will tell you when I have time. Let me ask you, do you Tianwu people eat vampires?!"

Zeyu got angry, "Damn! Which bastard told you that our Tianwu tribe eats blood?! He must be jealous of the rich food source of the Tianwu tribe! Unlike their blood tribe, they can't live without blood for a lifetime!"

I continued to ask calmly, "Then do you know Lul?"

Zeyu: "I know, he is very special, everyone with some status knows it."

"Then would you Tianwu people eat vampires like him?"

Zeyu: "...Damn it! Are you trying to piss me off?! It's been said that the Tianwu people don't eat vampires anymore! They don't eat anything! We're not that crazy!"

I turned off the voltage button on the silver bracelet, then rubbed my thigh, "You didn't say it earlier! My thigh is purple!"

Zeyu: "..."

I went over and pushed Zeyu aside, started the aircraft, and then looked at Zeyu, "How do you get the way of the Tianwu people?"

"what are you going to do?"

I fastened my seat belt and stretched my muscles, "Of course I want to go to your place! I'm under surveillance now, and if I don't leave, something big will happen!" I didn't plan to go to Planet Pulia before, mainly because of the Tianwu tribe. It's too cruel, and there are two reasons for that strange relief and Wen Wuli's promise to help me go home.

Now the so-called Tianwu tribe eats everything is false information deliberately disclosed to me by Guxius, but the relief has no reaction at all, and Wen Wuli doesn't know what it means to install surveillance on the aircraft I use. The planet Elante running everywhere is the blood bank of Gusius, of course I choose the planet Pulia, which is not harmful to human beings at all!

Zeyu: "No! Definitely not! I escaped with great difficulty, how could I go back by myself?! Besides, with your aircraft, you can only participate in this kind of competition. To cross a planet, it is completely impossible. Dreaming!"

I feel that I am more calm and self-sufficient than ever before, "Then use the aircraft you drove here."

Zeyu: "Hmph! Are you underestimating me? How can I borrow some aircraft when your vampires can even fly to the Pulia planet by themselves?! Let alone being chased and intercepted!"

I silently stared at Zeyu's back, thinking about the usefulness of his wings.

Maybe it's because my gaze is too penetrating, Zeyu yelled, "Hey, put away your gleaming green eyes!" He moved his ears, and suddenly became quiet, "There are vampires Come here, um, let me count, there are four in total!" He looked at me with a blank face, "Hey, what are you going to do?"

I pondered for a while, and then looked deeply at Zeyu. His handsome face was comparable to that of Guxius. It's a little bit two, but it is undeniable that the whole body has a noble temperament. I can be sure that Zeyu's status in the Tianwu tribe is not low!

"If you die on Planet Ailante, will the Tianwu Clan go to war with the Blood Clan?"

Zeyu: "...what are you going to do?"

"answer my question."

Zeyu thought about it seriously, "Goodbye, let's not see each other again if we are destined!"

I calmly looked at the back of Zeyu who was about to leave, and said leisurely, "I can help you find a hiding place, and even if your captors come, I can prevent them from seeing you."

Zeyu's back froze, he turned around slowly, "If I die here, the Tianwu clan and the blood clan will go to war, what are you going to do?"

"That's good, you won't be killed by Guxius."

Zeyu: =mouth=

"Fuck! You want to kill me! Guxius is notoriously capricious, what are you going to do?!"

I sighed, and instantly felt that I was ten years older. Now I can only temporarily stabilize Guxius, and then persuade Zeyu to take me out of here. By the way, I will ask Wen Wuli what he thinks.

Damn!Thinking that I might be monitored not only in the aircraft, I feel bad all over!

Zeyu wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by the door that suddenly scrapped and flew away. I calmly looked at Guxius, who was in gorgeous clothes and solemn face in front of me. He slowly stretched out a hand, and then I floated out !

I was rubbed into Gu Xius's arms, and the breath of his words brushed my ears, "It's good that you're fine."

I stared blankly at Wen Wuli who was not far away. He lowered his head and couldn't see his expression clearly. Next to him stood Luer, and Sinoloman followed closely behind.

I pushed Gusius lightly, and he let go of me and grabbed my hand. I looked up at Gusius, "I want to introduce someone to you."

Gu Xius looked at Zeyu who was huddled in the aircraft with a missing door, and I pulled Gu Xius over, "His name is Ze Yu, and he is from the Tianwu tribe. He is the one who gave the monitor and bug Ruined, he also told me that the Tianwu people are very kind."

Zeyu: =mouth=

Gu Xius who became stiff in an instant: "..."

Wen Wuli & Liuer & Sinoloman: "..."

I rolled my eyes to the sky, "What? Do you think that after I know these things, I will silently pretend not to know? And then I will silently plan how to escape? Stop making trouble, please? I don't think that as a living blood bank, I have What qualifications have the so-called freedom!"

Gusius held my hand tightly, I sneered, and raised our hands to his eyes, "Are you nervous? You are the Duke of Gusius, what can you do?! Why are you nervous? Woolen cloth?!"

Guxius frowned and looked at me without speaking.

On the other hand, Lu Er, who was watching, said, "Bai Yi, calm down, the matter is not..."

I interrupted Liu Er, "I don't think I've ever been so calm!" I looked at Liu Er with the sharp eyes when I was grabbing the cake with my elder sister, "What qualifications do you have to speak big here now?!" I stopped the wife slave who wanted to help me in time, "Shut up! It's more practical for you to be a good wife slave quietly!" I coldly glanced at Wen Wuli who was still bowing his head, and finally, my eyes fell on Gu Xiu "I'm sure you feel that we should talk about it now!"

Gu Xiusi: "Okay, let's talk." After he finished speaking, his eyes seemed to glance over Zeyu who was already dumbfounded inadvertently.