I teach vampires to fall in love

The scene suddenly fell into a dead silence. Except for Guxius, everyone else looked at me as if they had seen a ghost.

Damn it, it's me, okay? !These vampires grew as tall as if they had taken hormones, but they had the face of a junior high school student!

Before Gu Xius could answer my question, the super S-shaped beauty smiled coquettishly, "I've heard about Master Bai Yi's name for a long time, and seeing him today is really extraordinary."

I turned my head to look at the beauty, and my little heart was shocked. I knew that this beauty had a great figure when I saw it from a distance, but now it is even more amazing when I look at it up close. She is indeed a vampire, and she is really impressive!

My anger was thrown out of the sky immediately, and I stared at the beauty's beautiful face with a wide smile, "This beauty is too polite, just call me Xiaoyi, may I have the honor to know your beautiful name?"

"Her name is Lu Lishan, Xiao Yi!" As soon as I finished speaking, Guxius stood in front of the beauty, and then said to me, biting the last two words.

The corners of my eyes twitched as I looked at the dark-faced Guxius in front of me. Out of the painful lessons I had learned before, I wisely did not intend to provoke Guxius's bottom line again, "You haven't answered my question yet!" Then I moved a step to the left, looking at the obviously surprised beauty, "Xiao Shanshan, let's talk after the game." After that, I moved back to the original position.Hey, it's strange, why is Guxius's face darker? !

Gu Xiusi was silent for a while before he said coldly, "The competition stipulates that blood races under the age of [-] will participate, and you didn't ask me."

I turned my head to look at the people who looked like junior high school students with a blank face. The cook No. [-] looked like high school students were children, so they were just children who could talk!

"It's all your fault that you didn't wake me up, and you didn't let Nick wake me up!" I glared at Gusius angrily. It was because I got up late that I was the last one to arrive, and then I sat in the last row where no one was there. All I saw were the tall figures in front of me, and I didn't see their faces at all. I didn't see their young|toothed faces until the game started!

The scene was silent again, and then there was another gasp, because Guxius put his claws on the young master's head!Also knead a few times!

"You were too tired last night, I'm afraid you'll be exhausted today."

"Hiss..." Everyone gasped.

I seriously recalled my conversation with Guxius, and then covered my face in pain, damn it, it was too ambiguous, those who didn't know the truth must think we did something unsuitable for children last night!

Here's the truth: I was so obsessed with researching new recipes last night that I stayed up late!

So, I just dug a hole and jumped in by myself? !

"The time for the competition has already arrived, and Lord Bai Yi is invited to move to the arena." Wen Wuli said lightly.

Well, Wen Wuli has further misunderstood my relationship with Gu Xiusi!

"Can I retire?" Even though I knew that the contestants were hundreds of years old vampires, when I saw their young|toothed faces, I felt something wrong all over, and I felt like I was competing with children.

At this time, Liu Er came from the opposite side, Yanan followed closely behind him, and the old man with a fairy style also came over.

Lul: "Want to name your cook?"

My eyes lit up, and I thought about it carefully, no!Liu Er's core is black, he is not so kind!I looked at Lu Er warily, "What do you mean?"

Lul smiled gently, "As long as you participate in the competition, I will ask Sinoloman to give you the privilege to let your cook have a name."

I looked at Lul with a strange face, "What good does it do you for me to participate in the competition?"

Before Liu Er could answer, Yanan snorted coldly, "Where is there so much nonsense?! Liu Er did this to save face for you!"

Luer glanced coldly at Hino Loman, who suddenly turned into a small cat, and looked at Luer with soft eyes that dripped water.The corners of my eyes twitched as I watched from the sidelines, this wife and slave look is simply amazing!

Liu Er became gentle and refined again in a blink of an eye, "I just want to know if the flying machine you have learned for so long is effective, and you are retreating on the spot now, maybe it's because you don't have the confidence to win against the underage you said?!"

I was full of disdain, "You are aggressive? It's too low-level. Do you think I would say angrily, 'Who said that, I'm afraid of them being underage, so just go!'? You are so naive," said this , I turned my head to look at Guxius, "Sinoloman can really make the decision for me to name the cook No. [-], [-], [-], and [-]?"

Gu Xius: "..."

Lul: "..."

Everyone: "..."

The fairy-like old man coughed lightly, "Master Bai Yi, this old man's name is Limingtang, and he is the second elder of the Presbyterian House. This old man can testify that Duke Sinoloman has the right to do so."

I walked around Limingtang, "You are from the legendary elders' house?! Don't you discriminate against blood slaves? What guarantee do you have?"

Li Mingtang laughed like a chrysanthemum, "The legal documents will be processed and handed over to you at that time, so I believe it?"

I frowned and struggled for a while, always feeling that something was wrong!Where is it?Forget it, anyway, I don't suffer any disadvantages, just participate in it, just compete with a group of children, my integrity is already torn, and it won't hurt to drop it again!

I drove the aircraft to the track, looked at all kinds of aircraft, and it was still my best, the young master is a person with a background!Although this background must be cursing me in my heart now.

The reason why this aircraft is called an aircraft is of course because it can fly into the air. It is similar to a modern car, but the difference is that the top of the aircraft is transparent, and there are no wheels underneath. It is smooth and extremely fast.

My aircraft is pure silver, and there is an old cool old wolf on it. I named it Ice Wolf. It couldn't be more domineering!

Following the order of the referee, I started the aircraft competition with a group of children. As an adult, my young master let them go with self-restraint. The position in the middle and rear!

There is a lot of peace and tranquility in the face of danger... Okay!I admit!The young master can't outrun the group of children like them!Lao Zhi was easily left behind by them!

The so-called middle rear, I glanced at the broken aircraft next to me, yes, the fact is so cruel, they are behind me because the equipment is too broken!

The most disgusting thing is that above us is the narrator sitting on the flamingo. He doesn't know what to think, and all he said are good things to praise us, good things to talk nonsense!

The current situation is completely ironic about whether we have it or not? !

I can fully imagine that Guxius on the judging panel had a half-smile, Wen Wuli was gloating in his heart, Luer was watching the play happily, and Sinoloman looked at me on the big screen with contempt, shit, that's enough!

This commentator, after the game, don't leave, Lao Zhi will fight you one-on-one!

I and a group of poor children from poor families have gone through the sky with knives and stones and fires, and the ground with knives and stones and fires, and finally came to the last level!

Damn it, Guxius, a pervert who kills a thousand swords, said it was an obstacle race, but he clearly explained what an obstacle race is!My poor Ice Wolf is like a piece of junk, no more than the poor children's flying machine!

There is a stone tablet at the entrance of the last level, which reads: Children, this level tests your willpower, I wish you good luck!

I was about to burst into tears, and finally encountered a level that relies on brainpower. A smart person like my master must turn over!

Then, I cried when I went in, damn it, I thought I was in a madhouse!

I also thoroughly understood the true meaning of the rule of not being able to walk with legs!Because, this last level is a sea of ​​blood!

I also understood the true meaning of the so-called test of willpower on the stone tablet!Because, the contestants are vampires!

I was sitting in the Ice Wolf, watching vampires go crazy in the sea of ​​blood with my scalp numb, and all of them became red-eyed and red-blooded; some vampires were driving the aircraft staggeringly, obviously fighting with their own desires Fight; there are also vampire aircraft that stay motionless in the air, which is better in control.

I glanced around, and was surprised to find that all the contestants who went ahead are probably here!

At this time, there was a sound of aircraft breaking through the air from behind, and I sighed, another group of children who were about to fall.

After waiting for a while, there was no movement behind me. I drove the aircraft and turned around to have a look. Immediately, =口=

The corners of my mouth twitched uncontrollably, the poor children didn't jump down violently, because they drank blood in the aircraft!Every vampire is holding a basin and drinking it gurgling!

I counted, and there were thirty vampires in total. I nodded secretly, and it turned out that "children from poor families have exceptionally strong willpower" is not only applicable to humans, but also to vampires!

At this time, the commentator above explained in a more excited voice than at the beginning, "My God, my God, look what I got?! Lord Bai Yi! The team led by Lord Bai Yi turned out to be very foresighted! Get ready! Oh, my God, look at Lord Bai Yi's calm and composed expression, as expected of Duke Gusius's fancy... ([-] words omitted here)"

I calmly filtered out the narrator's exaggerated flattery, drove the aircraft to the nearest poor kid, opened the window, reached out and knocked on his window, "Hey, brother, I'm curious, do you know the last level?" The content? How can you carry blood with you?"

The poor boy had a flattered expression. He put the basin aside, put on something like an oxygen mask, and opened the window. "Master Bai Yi, what did you say? I'm sorry, I didn't hear it just now."

I looked at his oxygen mask in admiration, it was really well equipped!I repeat the question.

The poor boy smiled shyly, "Back to Master Bai Yi, the villain's home is far away from here, the blood is prepared by the villain's mother for the villain to live here, because the blood stem flowers here are very expensive. This oxygen mask It was also because the air at home was not good, so I carried it with me when I set off, but I didn’t expect it to come in handy by accident.”

Me: =mouth=

The sentence "Children from poor families have exceptionally strong willpower" is too weak. It is not suitable for vampires at all. What is suitable for vampires should be "Children from poor families are generally luckier"!

"What about them?"

Poor kid: "They are from the same town as the villain."

I suddenly felt a little embarrassed. This game is an important battlefield for poor children in their lives, but for me it is just a dispensable game!

"Brother, what's your name?"

The poor boy waved his hands again and again, "Lord Bai Yi, I can't afford to take care of my little brother. My name is Jisup."

I smiled and said, "Good name, Gisep! You hurry up and take your brothers away!"

"What about my lord?"

Me: "I have diarrhea, I need to have a bowel movement."

Gisep had an expression of "It turns out that nobles can talk like this", "...that villain will take a step first."

I waved at him, and flew the Ice Wolf into the bamboo forest by the roadside. Do you think the young master is suddenly moved by his life and wants to give up his seat to others? !Then you really don't understand Xiaoye's character. I have said that I am an honest child under normal circumstances!I do have to poop!

I parked the Ice Wolf on the ground, opened the door and was about to stretch my legs out when I was pushed back by a man. He pressed me on the seat and covered my mouth, "As long as you are obedient, I will leave you alone." My life!"