why don't you laugh

Chapter 89 "I Forgot to Block Your Mom When Posting on Moments."

irritable.

Xiao Zhi spun the pen one after another, landed crisply, pushed away the chair and half bent down to pick it up.

Chen Bing memorized the book for a while, only to realize that Xiao Zhi didn't continue to memorize, and his mind was wandering, not knowing what he was thinking.

Chen Bing tilted his head: "What do you think?"

Xiao Zhi was silent.

Chen Bing stretched out his arm and bumped him lightly: "Ask you, what are you thinking?"

Being urged again and again, Xiao Zhi said, "I'm thinking about what to do if I don't pass the exam."

What if I fail the exam?It is easy to breed a cheap self-confidence at this age, thinking that the whole world is waiting for you to come.At first, Xiao Zhi thought that if he worked hard, he might also be studying Qingbei's material, but after a year of self-discipline, his grades can only reach 623.

It is a pleasure to learn and progress together with Chen Bing.

But if you can't reach your dream score, you will not be happy.

There was a brief silence in the air.

Chen Bing lowered his eyes, tapped his pen, his brows and eyes were very deserted by the light outside the window: "I don't think there are any of these, and I have to memorize one more formula."

"..."

Xiao Zhi stepped on the horizontal bar of the table and chair with long legs, leaned back against the edge of the table out of impatience, and looked in Chen Bing's direction with his head tilted.

"Are you willing to listen to me?"

"I'm listening." Chen Bing said.

"However," he paused, "this kind of emotional internal friction doesn't make much sense, and it's easy to wear down the mind."

Chen Bing tilted his head and glanced at him, "Didn't you cut off love before? Now also cut off one?"

"..."

Xiao Zhi's throat rolled, and after looking at him for a while, he swallowed hard what he wanted to say, and grabbed Chen Bing's neck by the back of his neck like a protest: "I'll wring your head off."

"..." Chen Bing laughed and opened his hand.

Surrounded by noisy reading, the atmosphere was dry and hot, but somehow it was quiet for a while.After a while, Chen Bing said: "Endorse the book."

What is the point of futile bewilderment?

If you know nothing about the outcome, bet everything.

They didn't get up immediately after school bell rang at noon.

Wen Wei bent down and knocked on Xiao Zhi's table: "Good brother, it's time to eat."

Xiao Zhi was still reading the question, glanced at him and said: "You go and eat first, there are too many people now, I will go with Chen Bing and others when there are fewer people, and I am too lazy to line up."

"Aren't you hungry?" Wen Wei was surprised.

Xiao Zhi didn't lift his eyelids: "It's okay, save time."

"Wow."

Wen Wei couldn't help giving him a thumbs up: "You are a god of learning."

Boys and girls of this age are not hungry just after school and playing the bell. They are all at the age of growth and have experienced a whole morning of mental exhaustion. Normally, they can be so hungry that they can rush to the table to grab food and do it.

But to overcome hunger and squeeze out a little time to study, it is also a kind of growth.

Xiao Zhili was thinking about solving the problem, and he was really hungry, so he took Chen Bing's hand: "Is there anything to eat?"

Chen Bing had nothing to write about, waited for him idly, and took out a box of biscuits from the belly of the table.

There was no one else in the classroom, Chen Bing squeezed a biscuit and handed it to his mouth: "Open your mouth."

Xiao Zhi: "Ah——"

Chen Bing: "Bite."

"Boom-"

"Chew a couple of bites."

"crunch--"

Chen Bing was amused, and held a water glass to his lips: "Drink water."

"Grumbling--"

Chen Bing smiled and looked at him with his chin propped up. Xiao Zhi raced against time to finish this question and went out to eat. The handwriting was rather sloppy, and Chen Bing couldn't help fanning the flames: "Come on, Xiao Zhi team."

"End the battle immediately." Xiao Zhi's handwriting was almost stretched.

After a while, he clapped the pen in his hand: "Let's go, eat."

Chen Bing saw that he had written the last line and arrived at the desk early to get ready to go. Hearing this, he sprinted for two steps and then stopped slowly.

Xiao Zhi laughed quickly: "Why are you running?"

Chen Bing: "I'm hungry."

"Why are you running away now that you're hungry? Didn't you have a lot of free time before?"

"..." Xiao Zhi, pushed by Chen Bing, took a step to the left: "You don't care."

There are indeed a lot fewer people outside the school than when school was just over. The young people are cooking fast, and many people have been deserted.

They ate, chatted about the question just now, and went back to the dormitory together after eating.

Chen Bing was about to take a nap.

Although it is usually noisy, the dormitory will be quiet for an hour by default during the nap, and there is no need to say hello.

After sleeping for a while, there was a loud noise outside the door, the basketball hit the floor with a "bang bang bang" sound. It is estimated that a group of boys just came back from playing basketball, shouting five and six while walking.

"Brother Gou played really steadily just now!"

"I would like to call it the No. [-] snake skin in the Ninth Middle School."

"Come on brothers, take a wave of 66666..."

The dormitory is quiet, these few sounds are especially loud.

Normally, just wait for them to pass by.

But after waiting for about half a minute, the group of people stayed in the corridor chatting, their voices getting louder and louder.

Chen Bing slept lightly at noon, and was woken up, turning over slightly.

The movement of him turning over had just come out when he heard the movement of the bed next door.Xiao Zhi didn't know that he was already awake, he opened the door lightly, but the sound was deep.

Just one word: "Go away."

"..."

There was a few seconds of silence outside the door.

Then someone muttered "excuse me" and tiptoed away holding the basketball.

Xiao Zhi turned around, and saw Chen Bing's white fingers covering his eyebrows, looking at him.

Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows: "Are you awake?"

Chen Bing rubbed his forehead.

"Go to sleep." Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes and closed the door with his hands lightly.

Chen Bing lay back on the bed with a sound.

...didn't sleep well.

The sun was shining white, and the dormitory was bright and majestic, and the atmosphere was slightly hot and dry with the long days.

Time also passed in the alternating light and dark of the sun.

Learning has become the norm, and the daily route after living in school tends to be three points and one line. There are only slight changes in classrooms, dormitories and off-campus restaurants on weekends.

I am usually under too much pressure, and I have a lot of fun every weekend and holiday.But the two of them have no special hobbies. For a while, they were obsessed with going out and taking the bus to a random station, and then taking the subway to a random station. After stopping, they stopped and walked in unfamiliar streets, seeing interesting things Just go in and walk around, chatting without fringe, just pass the day off like this.

"Weekend!" A carnival sounded from behind.

Chen Bing got up, took Xiao Zhi's school uniform by the hand: "Let's go."

"Here we come." Xiao Zhi drew the last stroke, kicked away the stool and staggered up straight, put his fingertips on the bridge of his nose and took off his glasses.

Wen Wei turned his head and smiled maliciously: "Are you going out again?"

"Ah."

"Brother Xiao, remember to bring your ID card, don't be like last time, you have to take your wife back to the dormitory in the middle of the night."

Chen Bing: "..."

Xiao Zhi smiled slightly, and glanced at him: "Thank you for reminding me, good brother."

Back in the dormitory, Chen Bing changed into a white T-shirt. It was almost autumn, and the air was getting colder, but Chen Bing didn't want to add another one.

Xiao Zhi found a light gray coat from the closet and handed it to him: "Wear it, otherwise it will be cold at night."

Chen Bing had no choice but to take it.

There was a charger in Xiao Zhi’s satchel. There had been a bleak scene where two people’s mobile phones had run out of battery and they bought a bowl of noodles with the remaining 15 yuan in cash, so now he usually has to check it before going out for a stroll.

Chen Bing looked at him sideways: "Not well yet?"

Xiao Zhi clasped the storage box with his fingertips, and opened it: "There is still an ID card."

"..."

It's still early to go out.

The sun was slanting, and the bus license plate was at the bottom of the tree at the school gate, covered with greenery.Chen Bing glanced at the rickety bus approaching at the end of the road: "114."

Xiao Zhi thought for a while: "Have you sat before?"

"No."

Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows, "Go."

The car stopped for a moment, and started to drive wobbly.

There were vacant seats in the car, but Chen Bing didn't sit. He stood near the door and looked at the station above: "Stop at 'Zhu'an Road'? The name sounds nice."

"Okay." Xiao Zhi had no objection.

"There are still thirteen stations."

"It's so far away, it's early."

Chen Bing leaned his back against the iron pillar near the door, and looked at Xiao Zhi lazily.When the bus passed by, the sunlight filtered through his eyebrows and eyes in layers, and fell on his long eyelashes, which was very beautiful.

Xiao Zhi approached and grabbed the pole beside him, imprisoning him within the range of his body.

The distance is very close, and with the shaking of the vehicle, the fingertips barely touch each other.Chen Bing remembered, and said, "It's almost time for a diagnosis, set a flag?"

"..." Xiao Zhi pulled his lower lip carelessly, "What flag should I set up?"

"How many points do you plan to take?"

"..." Xiao Zhi didn't speak.

Chen Bing lowered his head and lightly kicked his heel: "Can I take the 670 exam?"

Xiao Zhi laughed quickly: "Do you think I can take the exam?"

Chen Bing quickly changed the section: "Can I take the 660 test?"

"……cannot."

Chen Bing raised his eyebrows and looked straight at him: "Didn't you get 640 last time? What's wrong with getting 660?"

In the last monthly exam, Lu Weimin found this result unbelievable, bragging everywhere.

Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes, lacking energy: "No."

Chen Bing pinched his fingertips: "Why can't you do it again?"

"..."

This said.

Xiao Zhi licked his lips, intending to move to a place far away from Chen Bing to be quiet, but just as he turned around, he was pulled back by his clothes.

Chen Bing: "Can you do it?"

Xiao Zhi: "I can do it, I can do it, but 660 is a bit outrageous."

There was a stalemate for a while.

Chen Bing pursed his lips and said, "650, no less."

Xiao Zhi sighed, turned his head to look at the bustling traffic outside the window: "All right."

When he turned around again, he saw that the corners of Chen Bing's lips were curved, looking at him and smiling.

"..."

Xiao Zhi's eyes darkened, his throat rolled, and he raised his hand to grab the pole beside him.

Both of them are tall, and wherever they stand, there is a sight line. In order not to attract attention in the public, their movements have always been quite restrained.

Until the people in the car got out one after another, only the last few rows were sparsely seated, sleeping with their heads up.

Xiao Zhi took Chen Bing's hand, clasped it lightly, and held it briefly.

The palms were a little sweaty and dried quickly.

When I got off the bus, I didn't know where I was. The sun was warm and the street was a bit remote. I walked along the road for more than ten minutes and came across a commercial building with a large billboard of celebrities.

The two of them rested wherever they went, and when they entered, Chen Bing glanced left and right: "There's a cat cafe."

Xiao Zhi tilted his head: "Go in and have a look?"

Chen Bing had no objection: "Let's go."

Went in and ordered two coffees.Chen Bing likes to look at it, but he doesn't like to touch it. Psychologically, he feels that cats and dogs are unclean, but Xiao Zhi went in and grabbed a blue cat in his arms, and sat on the sofa.

With slender fingers, he rubbed the cat's head, and the cat meowed.

Chen Bing sat down beside him.

Xiao Zhi handed it to him: "Touch it?"

Chen Bing hesitated: "I won't touch it, I'll just take a look."

Xiao Zhi knows his character, he is relatively quiet, has a slight sense of alienation from everything, and has a relatively pathological obsession with cleanliness.Said: "It's very clean, touch it."

Xiao Zhi copied the armpits of the puppet and handed it to Chen Bing.

Chen Bing resisted, and slowly put his hands behind his back: "I won't touch."

Xiao Zhi: "Touch it, this cat is fat, and it feels really good."

"Don't touch."

"..."

Xiao Zhi hugged Mao Mao back into his arms, and rubbed its head again.The blue cat was so fat that its neck was so fleshy that it couldn't even see the jaw line. It stared, and when Xiao Zhi stroked it, it seemed that it had been humiliated.

Xiao Zhi laughed: "It's cute."

Chen Bing also found it cute.

The blue cat is soft, its paws are still fat, and its black pads are tucked into its fur, which is very small.

Chen Bing looked at it for a while, feeling a little itchy, and couldn't help it: "Xiao Zhi."

Xiao Zhi tilted his head: "Huh?"

Chen Bing held onto his clothes with his fingers, and slowly tightened it, lowered his head and stretched out his hand to gently tap the cat's forehead.

The blue cat squinted and looked up at him.

"..."

Chen Bing moved behind Xiao Zhi.

"If I don't bite you, should I touch you or not?"

Xiao Zhi laughed, grabbed Chen Bing's hand and pressed it to Lan Mao's forehead, so fast that Lan Mao was as at a loss as Chen Bing.

"..."

The blue cat looked dumbfounded by being played by a hooligan.

Chen Bing's fingers also shook.

However, after the blue cat regained its composure, it lightly rubbed against Chen Bing's palm.

Chen Bing was startled: "... so soft."

Xiao Zhi grabbed the cat's paw, gently picked it up and put it into Chen Bing's arms.

Chen Bing was so nervous that he changed his sitting position, fearing that it would fall and hug the blue cat with both hands that seemed to be touching, and said with a stiff expression, "Xiao Zhi."

"Ok?"

"Take it away."

"..."

"I don't hold it, you take it away."

Xiao Zhi half bent over, put his hands on his shoulders as if comforting: "It's okay, isn't it cute?"

The cat's sitting posture was not very good just now, but now it began to struggle slowly, trying to adjust to a comfortable lying position.As soon as he saw it moving, Chen Bing felt even worse, and his voice was a little anxious: "Xiao Zhi."

"what."

The cat arched limply, and its paws were still gently rubbing against Chen Bing's chin. Chen Bing turned his head to avoid it, but was still rubbed by the cat.

"..." Chen Bing looked complicated.

Xiao Zhi was funny.

I don't know if Chen Bing licks the cat or the cat licks Chen Bing.

"Don't be afraid?"

Xiao Zhi approached slowly before he was cute enough to kill him, and wrapped his arms around Chen Bing, just in time to enclose the blue cat between himself and him, "It's okay, I'll help you look after it."

Chen Bing was nervous when dealing with things that were approaching suddenly.

It wasn't until Xiao Zhi's body temperature approached that he relaxed, and looked down at the little chubby cat rolling around.

After choosing a comfortable position, Fat Cat raised its belly, looking easy to touch.But it was too fat, with a thick double chin, paralyzed like a caterpillar.

Xiao Zhi said: "These chins are too cute."

"..." Chen Bing took a closer look and frowned, "It's so ugly."

Xiao Zhi: "Huh?"

"I said this cat is so ugly."

"..."

While saying it was so ugly, Chen Bing stretched out his fingers and scratched its chin gently.

When it was scratched, Maomao didn't resist, and even meowed, its buttocks twisted coquettishly.

Chen Bing's eyes lighted up slightly, and he said with disgust: "It's even uglier when twisted."

"..."

Xiao Zhi couldn't help smiling.

He took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Chen Bing pinching the cat's butt.

In the camera, the two cuties are so cute no matter how they look.

After a while, Chen Bing put down the blue cat and went to drink the coffee that couldn't be colder.

Xiao Zhi conveniently sent the photo he took just now to Moments, with a more reserved wording.

-[Cute, want to kiss. ]

When Maocai came out, there happened to be a Taiwanese oyster omelet nearby. I had never tried it before, so we went to the store together.

After ordering, Xiao Zhi's mobile phone notified that there was new news.

The circle of friends posted just now shows new comments.

Aunt Xu: [Xiaozhi, I want to remind Xiaobing to wear a coat, the weather is getting colder. ]

Aunt Xu: [The cat is very cute. ]

"..."

Xiao Zhi said "Fuck!", and almost dropped the phone into the bowl.

In the photo, Chen Bing was only wearing a T-shirt. Because of the heat from walking just now, he took off his coat and put it beside him.

But Xiao Zhi was not surprised by this.

Chen Bing raised his gaze: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Zhi held the phone: "I forgot to block your mother when I posted on Moments."

"..."

Brief silence.

Chen Bing thought for a second: "Delete it quickly."

"It's late." Xiao Zhi turned the phone, "Your mother has already replied to me."

"..."

Chen Bing took out his mobile phone and saw Xiao Zhi's circle of friends and Xu Rong's comments.

There was no emotion on Chen Bing's face, and he was quiet for a while.

Xiao Zhi thought of something even scarier: "Fuck, I didn't block it before, did I?"

"..."

one look.

really.

There are categories in his circle of friends, those who are unfamiliar and half-baked are directly blocked, and the content cannot be seen at all.But in front of familiar people, the circle of friends posted is often very bold.

Previous.

-[Breakthrough.

Wife is sleepy. ]

The accompanying picture shows Chen Bing leaning his head on the desk, his face covered with a clean school uniform, his brows and eyes are illuminated by the sunlight outside the window, and his lips are pursed quietly.

Go up.

-[a new day. ]

The accompanying picture is going out to school for breakfast with Chen Bing.Among the chaotic traffic and figures in the early morning, only Chen Bing's back is extremely clear, tall and eye-catching.

Up and down.

-[Baby socks. ]

The picture literally means, Chen Bing's socks.This was bought by Xu Rong herself, and it has the logo of a luxury brand on it, which can be seen at a glance.

Next one.

-[If you have a boyfriend like me, what time do you go home? ]

In the accompanying picture, he is narcissistically taking a selfie in front of the mirror with the hem of his T-shirt up, his waist and abdomen muscles are quite sharp, and Chen Bing next to him is passing by with a towel and accidentally glances at him.

It's all snapshots, and the traces of life are very strong. Xiao Zhi usually just pats and posts casually.

But this scale—

Chen Bing: "..."

Xiao Zhi: "..."

I fuck.

I fuck, I fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Can you die? ? ? ?

Chen Bing remained silent.

He has never been very resistant to Xiao Zhifa's circle of friends, because he thinks that time goes by, and it's good to save every bit of it as a souvenir, but he didn't expect this idiot to forget to block Xu Rong!

It is conceivable how Xu Rong usually looks at these photos silently, silently accepts the fact that her son was abducted by an animal, silently looks at Chen Bing's unknown side, and sighs silently.

Chen Bing has already imagined the whole process.

Xiao Zhi leaned back in the chair, and his mentality became stable again: "It should be fine, maybe your mother doesn't check Moments very much."

"..." Chen Bingxin said, you should have some fucking fun.

My mother brushes your circle of friends eight times a day!

Oyster omelets are on the table.

Chen Bing was in no mood to eat, and always felt a little unacceptable to reality.

Xiao Zhi took the chopsticks and put them in his bowl: "Taste."

Chen Bing: "I can't eat it. I was made to cry because of you."

"..." Xiao Zhi tapped his chopsticks with his knuckles, taking care of his emotions, and began to think about the solution, "Why don't we stage a scene where we study hard in the future?"

"..."

Chen Bing shook his head.

After a while, he said, "Let's eat."

The main thing is that Chen Bing still feels that he used to be well behaved and sensible in front of Xu Rong, but in Xiao Zhi's circle of friends, he has become a little... different.

I don't know what Xu Rong will think.

Xiao Zhi is a rare boy who is used to taking pictures at any time.I don't play with a professional camera, and I can easily capture that pure and timeless emotion by taking pictures casually.Whether it's the streets at dusk, the deserted alleys, the wild flowers blooming alone inside the inner wall, or the back view of Chen Bing walking away.

There is that feeling that in the hustle and bustle of the world, the moment the picture is still, the atmosphere will be preserved forever.

——As long as I see that scene, I can recall my feelings at that time.

Sometimes Xiao Zhi took pictures of him when he was on the bed. Chen Bing raised his hand to cover his face, but he gently moved it away, and pressed his hand into the pillow, capturing every movement and expression.

A small part is a bit explicit.

But those are all locked into Xiao Zhi's secret folder, he does things properly, except for the occasional time when he has nothing to do to show off his affection, most of them just want to record his life with Chen Bing.

……

The meal is over.

The lights outside the mall were dimly lit.

After leaving the hotel, Xiao Zhi took out his mobile phone to look at nearby hotels: "Looking for a place to stay?"

Chen Bing took a closer look: "Yes."

Booked a room not far from here.

It was less than nine o'clock, and I just finished eating and took a walk along the street, continuing the topic just now: "Aunt Xu has never commented on me before, so I didn't know, if I knew it, I would have blocked her sooner."

But having said that, it is not realistic to block Xu Rong now.

After all, according to the astonishing speed of Xiao Zhifa's movements, Xu Rong must be aware of being blocked when he suddenly slows down, and it may be even more embarrassing at that time.

Anyway, it's very embarrassing now.

When he arrived at the hotel, Chen Bing was still depressed, and his forehead was pressed against Xiao Zhi's shoulder: "What should I do?"

Xiao Zhi coaxed him into a hoarse voice: "Yes."

"My avatar is gone." Chen Bing stared at him with light-colored eyes, and after a while, gently touched Xiao Zhi's forehead.

He breathed coolly: "Silly dog."

Xiao Zhi kissed him on the lips, accepting the criticism humbly: "Well, you are right."

"..."

Chen Bing felt that things were all like this, and he had no choice but to lie back on the bed and close his eyelids, too lazy to move: "Let me shut myself up for a few minutes."

Xiao Zhi was amused, sat down beside him, and charged his phone.

For a while, Chen Bing thought, it's time to send a message to Xu Rong.

Pick up your phone.

As usual, report what you ate, played, and learned today, and then accept your mother's loving care and nagging.

But because of the circle of friends, Chen Bing tapped the screen a few times with his fingertips, and he always felt like a ghost, and his heart was not very at ease.

He reported the whole process.

Xu Rong's news came.

Mom: [Is cat coffee fun? ]

Chen Bing: [...It's okay. ]

Mom: [I am happy to see you petting the cat. ]

Mom: [like.jpg]

As if guilty, Chen Bing typed a few more words.

Chen Bing: [Touch the cat?Are you looking at Xiao Zhi's circle of friends? ]

Mom: [Yes, mom often looks at his circle of friends. ]

Chen Bing: […]

Expected.

However, the more we talked, the more we felt that the atmosphere was not right.

After a while, Xu Rong sent a new message.

Mom: [Speaking of this, Xiaobing, Mom wants to ask you something seriously. ]

Chen Bing: […]

Mom: [Xiaozhi Moments often posts content related to you.Through him, mother can know about your situation in school, whether you have attended classes, eaten, dressed, and rested. ]

Xu Rong is old, and her typing is very rigid.

Chen Bing got used to it long ago, and replied, "Yes."

He was a little nervous, maybe some of Xiao Zhifa's circle of friends were not too serious, Xu Rong was about to start criticizing.

However, new news came.

Mom: [Mom can feel that he likes you very much. ]

"..."

It turned out to be this kind of expansion.

Chen Bing looked sideways.

Xiao Zhi sat on the carpet sloppily, with his legs folded, his head bowed and one hand playing with his mobile phone, as if he was sorting out today's photo album.

Xu Rong's news continued to come.

Mom: [What about you, your circle of friends has never sent Xiaozhi. ]

Mom: [Aren't your feelings for him as strong as he is for you? ]

Mom: [serious.jpg]

Chen Bing: "..."

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