why don't you laugh

The next morning I heard the alarm clock on my mobile phone, it was in the next bed.

Chen Bing's first reaction was that the phone fell under the bed, and when he stood up and touched Xiao Zhi's chest with his arms, he realized that he was on his bed.

After waking up, recalling the fact that Xiao Zhi lived in school, Chen Bing hurried to his bed and turned off the phone alarm clock.

As soon as the sound stopped, Wen Wei on the upper bunk just turned over.

"..."

When Chen Bing turned his head, Xiao Zhi seemed half awake, looking at him with his head resting on his wrist.

Chen Bing approached lightly, stroked his hair: "Get up."

Xiao Zhi said "Hey".

Chen Bing went to the balcony to wash, and his movements were relatively light. When he first got up, his roommate was usually still asleep, and he had just spit out foam, and his back was gently hugged.

The action is fast.

Xiao Zhi let go of his arms: "The weather is fine."

Chen Bing: "Yes."

After washing up, he stepped aside and returned to the dormitory.

Wen Wei woke up when Xiao Zhi took out the toiletries from behind. He walked to the door with slippers on his head, saw Xiao Zhi rubbing the face cleanser to make bubbles, and immediately clicked his tongue: "As expected of a male star."

"..." Xiao Zhi stopped what he was doing, glanced at him, "Get lost."

"Does this work?" Wearing shorts, he strolled to Xiao Zhi's side and picked up the facial cleanser bottle.

Xiao Zhi said lightly: "It doesn't make any difference whether you wash your face or not."

"..." Wen Wei, "Oh."

He stood on the balcony and sang loudly: "Don't ask me where I come from—"

Before singing for a while, the second half of the sentence was picked up in the next bedroom: "My hometown is far away——"

Then the two sides went crazy, competing to see whose voice was louder.

Xiao Zhi listened for a while, then snorted, "Mentally handicapped children are much happier." He went back to the dormitory.

Chen Bing packed up the books he needed and put them in his schoolbag: "Xiao Zhi and I will leave first."

"Where are you going to eat?" Wen Wei poked out half of his face from behind the door.

"At the school gate."

"Okay, let's eat in the cafeteria. Then say goodbye first."

Chen Bing tightened his schoolbag, took a few sheets of paper from the table next to him, and took the school uniform on which the chair was hung: "Let's go."

"Wait for me, brother." Xiao Zhi hooked a corner of the school uniform and pulled it out, hurriedly picked it up before dragging it to the ground, and took a step forward to wrap his arms around Chen Bing's shoulder.

"..." Chen Bing was knocked back to the left by him, stood firm, pushed his hand, "let go."

There were few people at the school gate in the early morning, and the security uncle turned a blind eye to the students going out to eat breakfast.

The streets are slightly filled with a weary heat.

Chen Bing stroked the menu with his fingertips, lowered his eyes: "What do you want to eat?"

Xiao Zhi sat with his long legs loosely separated, and stretched out into the aisle unbearably: "Whatever."

Chen Bing said, "I want to eat seafood porridge."

Xiao Zhi: "Come on."

"I also want to eat chicken porridge with mushrooms." Chen Bing raised his gaze.

"..." Xiao Zhi raised his eyelids and thought for a while, then said indifferently, "You order seafood porridge, I'll order chicken porridge with mushrooms, when the time comes you will eat mine?"

Get your wish.

Chen Bing pushed back the menu with a calm expression: "Let's see what side dishes to order."

Xiao Zhi picked up a pen and sketched Chen Bing's favorite food on the paper, added a few more, and handed it to his aunt.

While eating, a familiar voice sounded outside the door.Fu Hang put his schoolbag on the table and ordered at the counter: "Two servings of purple potato porridge, one serving of preserved egg and lean meat porridge without chopped green onion, three servings of spring rolls, and one serving of bean curd, all packed."

"..."

Xiao Zhi put down his chopsticks and looked sideways.

Fu Hang looked at the phone and noticed him: "Brother Xiao, you are also here."

"Bring food for Xu Wei and her roommate on the first day of school?"

Fu Hang patted his knees and sat down, lifted his trouser legs: "Hey, there is no way."

"..." Xiao Zhi really had nothing to say, he hooked his lips, "Look how sensible my Bingbing is."

Fu Hang sighed, not knowing why: "Huh?"

Xiao Zhi put down his trousers slowly, and said leisurely: "Accompany me out for dinner every day, and I don't want to let me serve him at all."

Chen Bing squeezed the spoon tightly with his fingers: "..."

Fu Hang was stunned for two seconds.

Originally thought that he would correct the Versailles in Xiao Zhi's words, but he was stunned and stunned: "When you say that, I suddenly feel that Lao Xu is going too far. I will talk to her later."

Xiao Zhi didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement: "Come on."

"..." That's enough, the two men will exchange their love experiences.

Back to school with dinner.

Fu Hang rejected Xiao Zhi's proposal to help him carry his things: "It's okay, I walked the road by myself, you see I'll be exhausted in front of her after a while, it depends on whether she feels sorry for her."

Xiao Zhi tilted his head, waiting to see the excitement: "Okay."

Everyone in the classroom is gradually coming together, sitting on the seats and chatting. We haven't seen each other for a long time at the beginning of school, and the atmosphere is quite lively now.

Fu Hang Kongwu carried two big bags in his strong arms and walked up to Xu Wei. Xu Wei was eating melon seeds and raised his eyelids to look at him.

Fu Hang was out of breath, and relaxed his arms after putting down his breakfast: "Baby, I...so tired..."

Xu Wei took out the breakfast box as if he didn't hear it.

Fu Hang coughed, and said even more tiredly: "I feel my body being hollowed out."

Xu Wei finally looked at him squarely, and punched him in the chest: "Are you so vain?"

"..." Fu Hang took two steps back from being hit by her, and opened his mouth, as if he was hurt by the word "Xu".

Xu Wei was full of concern: "Why are you getting worse and worse?"

"..." Fu Hang and her looked at each other for a few seconds, shook his head, and held back the generosity just now, "It's okay, take your time."

"..."

Fu Hang came back, listlessly, and sighed at Xiao Zhi.

Xiao Zhi twirled the textbook twice with his fingertips, and said in a relaxed and casual tone, "I will teach you how to strengthen your husband someday. Your current performance is completely rubbish."

"..."

Fu Hang suppressed a smile, and secretly looked at Chen Bing's position.

Damn who is garbage and who doesn't know? !

Chen Bing was lean and fair with his wrists supporting his face, his eyes were lowered to flip through the book, his skin texture was reflected by the sunlight outside the window, he was not interested in their discussion at all, he was cold and distant.

Fu Hang knew that Brother Xiao was bragging, so he didn't expose it, hey, he was just playing: "Really, then can you give me two tricks?"

"Simple." Xiao Zhi's voice was crisp and crisp, with a pen between his fingers, he tapped on the water glass one by one, "The main thing is personal charm, you have to be handsome, you have to be attractive, you have to have an absolute sense of conquest for him—"

The voice did not fall.

Chen Bing held his wrist and frowned: "Endorsement."

"..."

Xiao Zhi turned his head and glanced at him: "Let me chat a few more words."

Chen Bing raised his gaze.

Cold and light.

"Ask you to endorse."

In front of Fu Hang, he did not make a move, which is already quite a face.

Xiao Zhi turned to that page and waved at Fu Hang casually: "I'm done studying, I'll see you after class."

"..." Fu Hang almost left with a smile.

As soon as he left, Xiao Zhi recited the "Preface to the Pavilion of Prince Teng", the more he recalled what happened just now, the more he felt uncomfortable.

He pushed away the textbook and leaned back on the back table to lean on lazily, looking sideways at Chen Bing.

Chen Bing was free, and took a pen to memorize all the chapters of ancient prose, simply to improve the ability of citing scriptures in composition.

Xiao Zhi hooked his school uniform: "Bing, let's discuss something."

Chen Bing tilted his head, his eyes indifferent.

"In the future, can you show me face in front of my brother?"

Chen Bing: "..."

Chen Bing didn't know what to say for a moment.

It stands to reason that this was a rather boring topic, it gathered a man's damned desire to win, and even a little owed, but Chen Bing insisted on not spraying him, and calmly said: "How?"

Xiao Zhi lazily tugged on his sleeve, shaking it a few times: "It was said that you chased me."

The corners of Chen Bing's lips twitched a little, and he turned around to continue flipping through the book.

"Also, say that you have been secretly in love with me for four or five years, and you pester me every day."

Chen Bing: "What else?"

"and also……"

Xiao Zhi closed his eyes, stepped on the crossbeam of the table and chair with his long legs, "You are outside, you have to listen to me obediently."

Chen Bing didn't speak.

The subtext is, I want to make you beautiful.

But Xiao Zhi thought for a while, and was amused by the unreality, and said with a smile: "Forget it, if there is a day, I suspect that you will turn around and drug me."

Chen Bing hooked the pages of the book twice with his fingertips, and said calmly, "What am I drawing?"

Xiao Zhi lowered his hand to the bottom of the table to fish, interlocked his fingers covering Chen Bing, and said, "You are so hard-hearted."

Chen Bing: "..."

Xiao Zhi's addiction to drama came with a rage, his voice was deep and seductive, but his words were very subdued: "After that, others will say that I let my wife take care of me, what should I do?"

Let the wife take care of it.

Chen Bing turned his pen and thought for a while, then turned his head to look at him: "Is it not good?"

"..."

Xiao Zhi stopped tapping the pen on the water cup, his throat rolled, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

After a while, he licked his lips and said, "It's pretty good."

After finishing speaking, he sighed, as if feeling something: "Male dignity is gone."

"..."

Chen Bing didn't bother to talk about him anymore, pinched his fingertips with his backhand, and looked down the book: "Continue to endorse."

The voice was still cold and clear.

"Okay, endorsement." Xiao Zhi sat up straight with his legs hooked on the table, finally straightened his tall body, and said casually, "Whatever my wife says is what she says."

"..."

The classroom sound was twice as loud as before. Lu Weimin came in at some point, holding his report card and talking to his classmates one by one.

He is very cute, lying in front of other people's desks with questions, his butt raised high, and Yang Feihong who was passing by slapped him with his hands, "slapping" Q bombs.

Yang Feihong raised his hand: "Teacher, your butt is so sticky."

Lu Weimin looked like a little lady who had been humiliated, with a face full of shock: "...What are you doing?"

The whole class laughed.

Lu Weimin touched his butt, his old face flushed: "Did you grow up on pig feed? It hurts so much to beat me."

Yang Feihong frantically stepped back and waved his hands: "Mr. Lu, I'm sorry, I'm just subconsciously wanting to twitch when I see the pouting buttocks, no offense, no offense."

"..." Lu Weimin was overwhelmed, too lazy to argue with these skinny kids, and continued to turn to talk to Zhu Xiao, "Last time I saw you said that you wanted to take the exam for C University, check your scores, see if they still fall short What about the line..."

His voice was gradually drowned out by the voice of endorsement.

After a while, he went to Xiao Zhi's desk and knocked on it.

"Xiao Zhi, at the end of last semester, you passed 623."

Xiao Zhi raised his eyes and looked at him calmly: "Huh?"

"But I saw the post-it note you posted last time, saying that you want to take the A major, and this score is currently not acceptable."

Xiao Zhi: "..."

As he said that, he remembered the bamboo shoots who helped him fill his wish back then.

Lu Weimin occasionally talks to students about their dreams and life, but he just wants to motivate them, or communicate their psychological state, cheer them up, and touch the students' learning situation.

At this moment, he rubbed his chin and analyzed rationally: "You can refer to the minimum score line for the admission of A University over the years, and then see how many points are different from you, and carry out targeted training to improve the score."

Xiao Zhi has no interest: "Oh."

"Here, I learned that the admission score for University A is around 700. Look at you, it's almost 80 points short."

"..." Xiao Zhi turned his pen to look at him, and said after a while, "I know."

"It's not easy to raise the 80 points."

Lu Weimin was full of concern.

Xiao Zhi felt that he was just talking nonsense. Who doesn't know that it is getting more and more difficult to improve the high score, some people even have a ceiling, and it is impossible to reach 700 points in a lifetime of study.

So this conversation only made Xiao Zhi feel anxious.

He said without emotion, "I know."

Lu Weimin continued: "Then how are you going to study? Do you have a specific study plan? If you have any questions that you don't understand, you can try to find the teacher—"

"know."

Xiao Zhi lowered his voice a lot, and tapped his fingers on the case of the book, "Teacher, I'm going to endorse the book."

Obvious rush.