why don't you laugh

Tao Meng came in from behind, raising her eyebrows; "Yo, it's quite lively."

Not lively.

The office was filled with unspeakable embarrassment, especially when Wen Wei and Guan Kun looked at each other, it seemed that they had been betrayed by each other.

Chen Bing didn't want to participate in this kind of social death scene where he needed to change cities to start a new life. He was about to go out with his notebook, but was dragged back by Wen Wei.

His strength was similar to a dying struggle: "Ice God, please do something."

Chen Bing: "?"

Wen Wei pleaded: "Don't tell me about my competition."

"..."

Why don't you say it, it's easy to understand.The class is full of melon-eating people who watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal. When these few people participate in the competition, the whole class may be beating gongs and drums to send them out.It’s okay to win an award, but it’s embarrassing if you don’t get an award.

Wen Wei said humbly: "I just want to participate silently and be eliminated silently."

"..."

Guan Kun next to him echoed: "Me too."

Both of them had quite tragic tones.

They were not confident, so Chen Bing didn't say much, "Come on."

He went back to the classroom to hand out his homework, and outside the door, he saw Wen Wei walking away with his arms around Guan Kun's shoulders, obviously wanting to ask for an explanation for the meeting in the office that he had agreed not to go.

Not long after, the two of them came back as if nothing had happened, and when they got to their seats, they said "Please sit down" and "Sit down" to each other, then sat down and began to write.

They didn't want to lose face, and Chen Bing didn't bother to say anything.Tao Meng came in and arranged a set of test papers, but he didn't finish the evening self-study, so he asked him to go back to the dormitory to continue writing.

The topic was more difficult, so I asked Xiao Zhi to write while the video was on, but Chen Bing dropped the sentence "I'm going to wash up, come back to check", and went to the bathroom.

The toilets in the men's dormitory of No. [-] Middle School are unified at the end of the corridor. When Chen Bing went, there were many people. He was in a hurry and went to the row of shower rooms at the end of the alleyway.I don't know if it's the decoration or the legacy of history. Every school has ghost legends, and the boys' dormitory of Ninth Middle School is no exception.

The row that Chen Bing went to was the famous "unspeakable area" in the male dormitory of Ninth Middle School. It is said that a classmate took a shower at 12 o'clock and found that his unkempt hair was sprayed with blood; he was taking a nap in the dormitory, but when he woke up, he found that he was rubbing with a pair of red underwear; I often hear weird rumors about people's weird laughter and so on.

As a result, this venue is very crowded, and few people usually come.

But Chen Bing didn't care, he went to the compartment and pulled the curtain to take off his clothes.

The surrounding was quiet, the water card was inserted into the card slot, and hot water came out after a few seconds.

There was a pattering sound as the hot water flowed to the back of the neck.Chen Bing rushed for a while, and he didn't know if it was an illusion, but a hoarse and mocking voice was faintly heard.

The voice was relatively soft, separated by a few rooms, not close to the ear.

It was nothing to hear the sound at first, but it was too unpleasant, so Chen Bing accidentally paid attention.

"Wuah——" The volume was suddenly raised, and someone was indeed right.

"..."

Chen Bing reached out and pulled out the water card.

He wanted to hear who the hell it was, but as the shaggy head stopped coming out of the water and the surrounding area fell into silence, the strange noise died away.

Chen Bing waited for a few seconds, and there was a new voice outside the door. About three or four boys were chatting and laughing, and each found a place to swipe their cards to take a shower.

Then Chen Bing didn't hear the movement again.

...a bit of a weird experience.

But Chen Bing didn't take it too seriously. After taking a shower, he went back to the dormitory, found a coat and put it on, and sat back in the chair.

The video was always on, and the camera showed half of Xiao Zhi's face. He was holding a pen with his fingertips to draw on the test paper, but there was a strange sound coming out of the playback.

That voice, I can't tell whether it's singing or rapping, but it can be heard as Wen Wei's timbre, with ups and downs, and occasionally a fucking subwoofer with an extremely explosive effect.

Chen Bing frowned: "Listen to what?"

"..."

Xiao Zhi raised his eyes, his expression was similar to Chen Bing's.

"Finished filling in the blanks?" Chen Bing asked.

Xiao Zhi said, "No."

Just as Chen Bing was about to ask a few questions, Xiao Zhi endured the indescribable voice from the loudspeaker, licked his lower lip, and said, "I can't do anything now, I'm caught by the plague."

Chen Bing: "?"

"Wen Wei didn't know why he was going crazy, just now he dug out all the private songs in his K songs, and shared them with me a dozen at a time, let me listen to whether they are good or not."

"..."

Chen Bing understood in his heart that it was probably Wen Wei's participation in the top ten campus singers, while Xiao Zhi sang well and was frantically seeking his approval.

Chen Bing asked: "Then what do you think?"

Xiao Zhi replied concisely: "It's ugly."

"..."

Chen Bing twirled the pen for a while, not knowing how to comment on this kind of thing, and said, "Let's do your homework."

Go to classroom early the next morning.

Running around and making noise in the classroom, Chen Bing counted and sent out a few test papers, wrote down the names and turned back to the office.He is not as kind as other class representatives and has a lot of comments. He doesn't wait for anyone who doesn't pay it, and accepts it when the time is up. Therefore, when he is born, the homework is always handed in very quickly.

When I came back, I heard a few boys chatting together.

"Do you know? Yesterday 402, someone said it was haunted."

"What the hell???"

"It's haunted, the kind that floats around in white clothes."

"...Be more specific."

"I don't know the details! It's not from our class, I heard it in the stairwell early in self-study."

"..."

Chen Bing glanced sideways, returned to his seat and raised his legs to lift the stool away.Xiao Zhi leaned against the wall, the zipper of his school uniform was pulled down a bit, exposing his thin collarbone under his Adam's apple.He was sleeping with one hand propped on his side ear, looking not in a good mood, with a faint shadow under his eyes.

"What's wrong?" Chen Bing asked.

"It's all right."

Xiao Zhi sat upright, with his eyelids half down, not fully awake yet: "I didn't sleep well last night."

In the past, Xiao Zhi was a player who stayed up late, and his work and rest were quite irregular. Whether he could go to school the next day depended on fate. However, after following Chen Bing and starting a six-to-twelve-day life, he basically slept enough, and he was in good spirits every day in class. .

Now he says he didn't sleep well.

Chen Bing raised his eyebrows: "What's going on?"

"It's really all right," Xiao Zhi licked his lower lip, his eyes were filled with emotion, as if he himself was also confused, "Last night, I had a nightmare when I was sleeping while listening to the song sung by Wen Wei."

Chen Bing: "..."

Wen Wei, who accepted his "ugly" evaluation last night, turned around, obviously dissatisfied last night, and now he is also very dissatisfied: "Brother Xiao, you can't blame me for your nightmares, there is no reason for that."

Xiao Zhi glanced at him, and wrote lightly: "Oh. I'm sorry for hurting you."

"..." Wen Wei gasped for breath, hesitant to speak.

He faintly wanted to say something, but shut up again, snorted quite aggrievedly, and turned back to continue reciting words on the draft paper.

"..."

Chen Bingxin said it was nothing.

It was relatively leisurely at the beginning of school, after the evening self-study class, the classroom was full of chaos, arguing with each other and going back to the dormitory, Xiao Zhi raised his hand and hooked Gou Chenbing's finger: "Go out and eat something."

"it is good."

When Xiao Zhi asked Chen Bing out alone before, Guan Kun always stared at him like a resentful woman, as if he had been abandoned, but now that he is sensible, he will consciously go back to the dormitory with Wen Wei.

It was bustling outside the school gate, and the milk tea shop near the crossroads also opened, and one person went in and ordered a fruit juice drink.

Chen Bing usually walks with Xiao Zhi for a while, because he lives on campus, the two of them can't stay together for long.

Xiao Zhi asked: "Do you want to come to my house?"

"Forget it," Chen Bing said, "one winter vacation, a piece of glass was inserted into the wall with cement, and it couldn't be turned out."

"..." Xiao Zhi laughed, with a lazy voice, "Really."

They came back when they reached the next crossroad. Before, Chen Bing didn't understand why couples always love to cross the road together, but now he felt that it would be very happy to be able to stay with Xiao Zhi for a while after school.

Back at the school gate at about 10:30, Xiao Zhi threw the empty paper cup in his hand into the trash can and said, "Let's go, see you tomorrow."

The last bus came on time.

"See you tomorrow."

Chen Bing watched him get into the car, turned around and went back to the dormitory.

学校10:30洗澡时人特别多，洗澡还要排队，谌冰一般掐在断热水前10分钟的11:20过去。

This time, when Chen Bing entered the innermost shower room, he remembered the weird sound from last night.

There are ten rows of shower rooms, and there are still few people, but the innermost layer of curtains is closed, and it seems that there are people, but there is no sound of water.

Chen Bing took out the water card and put it in the card slot.

The sound of hot water pattering across the compartment, faintly, Chen Bing heard the intermittent hiss again.

"..."

But when Chen Bing stopped the water, the sound stopped in good time.

After confirming that he had heard correctly and that it wasn't some song god singing while taking a bath, Chen Bing asked, "Who?"

There was silence.

No one answered.

Chen Bing picked up the clothes on the hook, hooked the neckline and pulled them off from his body, then opened the curtain and went out of the compartment.

A boy on the left also came out, probably from the class next door. Hearing the sound, he looked at Chen Bing in blank dismay.

"Brother, did you hear that too?"

"..."

The voice came from the right, and Chen Bing took two steps forward, only to find that the curtain was opened at some point, and there was nothing inside.

The boy was skinny and frightened, his face was a little pale: "Damn, I didn't hear anyone going out?"

"..."

baffling.

Chen Bing grasped the curtain between his fingers, clenched it tightly, and then put it down again.

He went back to the dormitory, where Wen Wei and Zhou were playing games. As soon as Chen Bing entered, the crystal exploded, and he cried for a while.

"Damn it, your hands are so dark!" Zhou Fang's mentality collapsed, "Kneeling three times in a row, can you give me a way to survive? I shouldn't have blackmailed you."

"..." Wen Wei felt that he was wronged, "Can't you afford to lose?"

After the two quarreled, they started another game.

Chen Bing lowered his head and turned the phone, waking up several times with his fingertips on the screen.There were water streaks on the screen, his hair was damp just after taking a shower, he casually put a dry towel around his neck, wiped it casually, and typed with Xiao Zhi.

CB: [Know the shower room at the end of the corridor in the men's bedroom? ]

Xiao Z: [Huh? ]

CB: [There seems to be a psycho in there. ]

Xiao Z: […? ]

It feels a bit naive to say it carefully, not to mention that Chen Bing still believes in science more than ghosts and gods, including that he may be the product of unintentional distortion of time and space, rather than soul travel.

He thought for a while, and Xiao Zhi was aroused by him.

Xiao Z: [Could it be the wretched man hiding in the shower, have you seen "The Melting Pot"?Just you take a shower, and while you are washing, you suddenly find a bald man on the door panel staring at you. ]

Xiao Z: [What neuropathy?What does it look like? ]

Xiao Zhi chatted instead.

"..." Looking down at his words for a few seconds, Chen Bing felt very boring, and continued typing while wiping his hair.

CB: [Forget it's okay. ]

The chat box was quiet for a few seconds.

Xiao Z: [Do you know that your behavior of only half-talking is very bad. ]

Chen Bing was just saying it casually, not to mention that rumors on campus are always speculations, so it feels boring to elaborate.

CB: [Recite words. ]

"..."

Successfully changed the subject.

Chen Bing felt that when he went to take a shower at night and encountered this kind of noise, it was a small probability event. It might happen that a classmate had something to solve in the cubicle, which was not enough to explain anything. He didn't expect the whole class to start spreading it the next day.

Having breakfast in the cafeteria, he met Yang Feihong and greeted him with a tray.

After sitting down, he began to talk: "Do you know? The shower room is haunted these days?"

Wen Wei held the steamed stuffed bun: "Really?"

"It's true, my roommate went to take a shower, and heard someone screaming inside, like a ghost, very shrill—" As a student, it's rare to have some fun at ordinary times, Yang Feihong said with spit, "Not only heard the voice, but also Said that he also saw a red blood stain hanging on the wall, and it disappeared in a blink of an eye."

"Lying on the grass." Wen Wei expressed shock.

Chen Bing bit the soy milk straw, and looked at them with his eyes open.

Yang Feihong just said, while Wen Wei said, "Lying on the grass!"

Guan Kun next to him didn't like to talk, so he just listened to their nonsense, and his expression was very complicated: "It's still a ghost, it's still red clothes, and it's still stained with blood. I won't believe this kind of nonsense in ten years with brain congestion."

"Then what if?" Wen Wei retorted, "Our school used to be a crematorium, and ten coffins were dug out from under the men's dormitory. Don't ask me why I know."

"Then why do you know?" Guan Kun said, "did you be dug out by the way? In the 21st century, this is to revive the remnants of feudalism. I'm fucking dying of laughter."

"..."

Guan Kun's personality is like this, he loves to pour cold water on him, Wen Wei ignored him, and plucked at Yang Feihong's arm: "Go on."

Yang Feihong just stopped by to listen to what his roommate said, but now he has nothing to say: "Anyway, it's scary, let's not take a bath in it recently."

Young people's curiosity is boundless, Wen Wei finished his porridge and proposed: "Do you want to go hunting ghosts tonight?"

Guan Kun: "?"

Yang Feihong: "Ah, here."

Wen Wei: "I'm serious, are you scared?"

Yang Feihong showed hesitation on his face: "It's not a question of being afraid or not. Just the two of us, alone? My mother told my fortune before, saying that I have weak horoscopes, and I can't get out when I encounter ghosts."

"..."

The two of them started discussing how to catch ghosts like this.

Chen Bing didn't believe it was true at first, but after seeing them for a while, he thought it would be good to catch them, at least to find the psychopath.

Wen Wei made a battle plan: "At that time, we will hide in the cubicle and draw the curtain and wait for the other party to speak first-this way it should not happen that we will run away as soon as we make a sound."

Yang Feihong: "Okay, I'll find a few more masculine men to take over the place."

Needless to say who this hunk is.

When Xiao Zhi entered the classroom, he was holding a bottle of yogurt for Chen Bing in his hand, and his clean blue and white school uniform could be pulled up to his collarbone. As soon as he got his seat, he saw a group of men staring at him.

Yang Feihong explained the ins and outs, and invited: "Brother Xiao, do you want to join our ghost hunting business?"

Xiao Zhi pushed Yogurt in front of Chen Bing and said, "Everything is boring?"

"It's not boring, there really are ghosts! There really are ghosts!" Yang Feihong shook his table desperately.

Guan Kun looked at them for a while, hesitated to speak, and said, "You are really idiots."

But his voice was ignored.

The group begged for a long time, Xiao Zhi sat on his seat and turned his pen, unmoved: "I'm sorry, I really don't have time."

"Damn!" Yang Feihong was annoyed.

Wen Wei regained his strength after being disappointed: "Mr. Lu Xun said: beasts always walk alone, but cattle and sheep come in groups. It's okay if Brother Xiao doesn't come, we can take care of ourselves!"

"..."

When Chen Bing heard this, he thought to himself that you still know that cattle and sheep come in groups.

Wen Wei is not a cow or a sheep, just a cow or a horse. He went to the stairwell at night and was still cheering up: "It's okay, it's okay if Brother Xiao doesn't come, we can take care of ourselves."

But in the next moment, it was about to pass, and he turned to the left and right to pull people: "Ice God, do you want to go together?"

Chen Bing watched the excitement of the day, saw their capriciousness, and also saw through the weakness of the young people, sighed: "Let's go, together."

However, when Chen Bing was standing in the bathroom, dressed tightly, with a Jade Buddha that was said to have been consecrated in his hand, he suddenly didn't understand why he agreed to this idiot just now.

The screen in his hand lit up.

The group that was established just now is called "Ghostbusters".Messages are being refreshed.

Wei Zi: [How long does it usually appear? OVER]

Brother Hong: [According to the informant, it is usually between 11:30 and [-]:[-]. OVER]

Wei Zi: [Received. ]

Chen Bing licked his lower lip, seeing Xiao Zhi's news.

Xiao Z: [Have you caught it? ]

Wei Zi: [No, I'm working hard. ]

Xiao Z: [Come on. ]

It looks a lot like watching a show.

But Wen Wei didn't feel that he was immersed in the horror of hunting ghosts.

Wei Zi: [My back started to feel cold, I could smell blood faintly, and the wind was blowing around me. ]

Wei Zi: [I'm so scared, do you think we'll see a mouth full of blood later, with a swollen throat, damaged vocal cords, and a chattering sound? ]

Wei Zi: [Because I feel that human voices are not so scary. ]

The mobile phone message bounced again.

Guan Kun: […]

Guan Kun: [Are you fucking sick? ! ! ! ]

Guan Kun: [If you can't catch it, come back quickly! ]

Wen Wei ignored him.

Wei Zi: [Stop making sarcastic remarks. ]

Guan Kun: […]

Chen Bing just stared at the screen, watching the two of them quarreling.

But what's more amazing is that I don't know if this "ghost" expected something, and nothing happened until the dormitory aunt checked the dormitory.

"...that's weird." After coming out of the shower, Wen Wei bravely lifted the curtain and looked around, asking Shi Xian's question, "Why didn't it show up?"

Yang Feihong looked around and felt strange: "It is said that there used to be this hour every night."

Hearing the urging from his aunt not far away, Chen Bing said, "Let's go."

This matter is over.

When Chen Bing returned to the dormitory, Xiao Zhi sent a message, which was rumored.

Xiao Z: [Is the shower room cold? ]

CB: [Cold. ]

Xiao Z: [Is it okay to go catch ghosts with them when you are free? ]

CB: [(o__)]

Xiao Z: [... still acting like a baby? ]

Chen Bing looked down at the screen and smiled for a while.

This matter is really complicated. After all, Chen Bing also heard it. He was curious about what kind of monsters and ghosts were hiding in the shower room on the right.But this process, carefully speaking, is indeed very naive.

A little confused why he was wearing a T-shirt and went to blow the cold wind, Chen Bing lay back on the pillow and typed on the phone.

CB: [No. ]

Xiao Z: [If you didn’t catch it today, will you still go tomorrow? ]

CB: [Not necessarily. ]

Xiao Zhi sent an emoji of hammering his head.

Chen Bing also sent an emoji to hammer him.

In short, they beat each other, from "Let's face the wind" retro to "I'll let you run 49 meters first" to "I will strangle you tortoise", Chen Bing looked at the row of low pictures on the phone and laughed while typing.

CB: [Stop. ]

Xiao Z: [Stop, stop, let me just say, don't be fooled by this idiot. ]

CB: […Fuck off. ]

Without talking much, Chen Bing checked the time and slowly typed a few words on the phone: "Good night."

The sky outside the window was dim, and the bed next door Wen Wei started playing games.

The haunted bathroom has never been so easy, and it has become more and more serious throughout the week, and it has almost turned into a rumor in the Ninth Middle School.

However, since they stayed in the shower all night, no one said that the bathroom was haunted, but the location gradually shifted to other places.

There are discussions every day in the large group of Ninth High School.

[Damn, haven't I lost weight recently?After evening self-study, I went to the playground for a night run, and saw a ghost shadow, making that strange sound! ]

[…?I didn't notice it in the playground, but I was in a bad mood the day before yesterday and went to the grove to relax, and I also heard a strange sound! ]

[I was broken in love a few days ago, I was in a bad mood and went to the rooftop to cry secretly, and I heard voices too! ]

[Is our school not captured by creatures of the opposite sex? ]

...a lot of panic.

It's rare to have a day off on Saturday afternoon.

Just after class, Wen Wei yelled and shouted: "Go out to eat?"

"Go." Xiao Zhi simply understood.

This group of boys usually go to dinner parties on Saturday afternoons, but Guan Kun seemed to be in a bad mood and said sullenly, "I won't go."

Xiao Zhi: "Huh?"

"I'm going back to the dormitory." After finishing speaking, he packed his schoolbag and walked out of the classroom.

Wen Wei looked at his back, and thought: "My brother Kun seems to be in a bad mood recently?"

Xiao Zhi looked away: "What's wrong?"

"I don't know." Wen Wei frowned and thought, "The troubles of adolescence?"

"..."

How can a man understand a man's heart?I didn't guess the result for a long time, and the conversation topic during the meal revolved around the supernatural events of the past few days. Obviously several people heard similar voices, but they didn't catch anyone, which was very weird.

Wen Wei rested his chopsticks, a little weak: "Brother Xiao, why don't you stay in the dormitory tonight?"

Xiao Zhijing paused for two seconds and said, "That's fine."

In fact, he was also a little curious.

"The last place where the strange sound appeared is the rooftop, why don't we go to the rooftop to have a look later?" Wen Wei pulled out his phone to check the chat history, "If I can't solve the mystery of this strange sound, I feel like I've lost my direction in life."

Although Chen Bing didn't say it explicitly, he also vaguely felt this way.

It was about ten o'clock in the evening when I returned to the dormitory.

The corridor leading to the rooftop was pitch black, Wen Wei copied a mop in his hand, raised his fingers and shushed behind his back: "Let's not quarrel."

He has a full posture, stabilizing his lower body, and the muscles of his arms are faintly bulging, feeling like he can fight the opponent with a bayonet if the situation changes.

Xiao Zhi kicked his ass: "Hurry up and go."

"..."

There is no such thing as a ghost, at most it is pretending to be a ghost.

The roof was originally locked, but it was broken by some skinny boys. Usually, bad boys go up to smoke when they have nothing to do. But recently, due to strange noises, the atmosphere on the roof has become much more bleak.

Walking up the stairs, the cement steps were gently rubbed by the shoe uppers, Wen Wei clenched the mop in his hand, and stepped on the mossy ground of the roof.

With the cool wind, intermittent voices came faintly.

"Woo~woo~~~~"

Wen Wei stepped back immediately, his expression twisted, he turned to Xiao Zhi and stuffed the mop, his eyes desperately signaled——

Brother Xiao, otherwise, you should come?

"..."

Xiao Zhi pushed him away, didn't ask for a mop, put his fingers on the iron gate and walked up to the rooftop.

There are no lights around, and you can see the shadows falling from the buildings, and there is a tall figure standing faintly in the stretch.

The other party was obviously a man.

The face is glowing, and it is estimated that he is holding a mobile phone.

It was he who made the sound.

How to describe this sound, it feels like the subwoofer is pinching its throat and soaring high, soaring to the point of tearing the soul——

Moreover, the intonation is very poor, and he sings incompletely, but he works very hard.

Xiao Zhi walked forward.

The back gradually became clear.

"Crack-"

Xiao Zhi unintentionally stepped on a can that rolled down on the ground.

The figure turned around, a little panicked, a burst of strong light from the flashlight of the mobile phone came, Xiao Zhi raised his hand to cover his eyes, and heard the voice from the opposite side first.

"Brother Xiao?"

The author has something to say:

Guan Kun: I fucking practice songs secretly, who am I to offend? QAQ