why don't you laugh

Yang Qingfeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but luckily he had a clue in his heart: "I heard that the two big brothers are very gay, it seems that their reputation is well-deserved."

When they were in high school, the proportion of good students and the proportion of bad students were evenly matched. They studied when they should study, and fought when they should fight.Xiao Zhi belonged to the group of people who slept and fought all day long and would not dare to provoke others, but who knew that Chen Bing, a sophomore in high school, was born out of nowhere. It is said that he fought with him every day. Not only did he not fight, but the relationship became closer and closer.

It's amazing.

And the school bully was abruptly turned into the elementary school bully of Ninth Middle School by him, maybe this is the friendship of men.

Xiao Zhi looked away from the photo in the P picture, and said lightly: "It's just a childhood sweetheart. He knew each other with bare buttocks. He was originally the first grader in No. [-] Middle School. He insisted on turning to me and staying with me. Son."

"..."

Xiao Zhi's words deliberately revealed a trace of carelessness, as if hinting and revealing something, similar to sweet troubles.

Chen Bing pursed her lips and looked sideways at him.

I just want to see what he wants to flirt with.

Yang Qingfeng didn't expect that the two of them had such a relationship, and suddenly realized: "So that's how it is."

"I can't help it," Xiao Zhi smiled, with a faint shadow in his eyes, he spoke frivolously, "He and I are destined to be together forever."

Chen Bing: "..."

Yang Qingfeng: "..."

Perhaps, this is the friendship of men.

This big picture of the top ten in the grade was posted on the bulletin board, but Xiao Zhi didn't worry about it. Soon, some kid drew a huge fake flower on Yang Qingfeng's chest with a red pen, and specially marked it as a witness Or a career like master of ceremonies.

Just because of this picture, many boys and girls in the class came to watch, and they all said, "I got it, I got it!"

"..."

To be honest, if it wasn't for the fact that the painter of the fake flower was too skilled, but Xiao Zhi was handicapped, Chen Bing reasonably suspected that all of this was Xiao Zhixian's self-directed and self-acted.

— After all, he is really unpredictable sometimes.

The flag-raising ceremony will be held in the second week.

The ringing of assembly bells echoed throughout the school campus. This time, the three grades of the school held together. The students walked through the teaching building and slowly gathered towards the playground.

When Fu Hang entered the school gate, he was carrying buns, steamed buns and porridge in his hands, and bumped into Wen Wei who was walking and eating with rice.

"Yo, morning."

"Good morning." Wen Wei looked at the things in his hand, "Can you be a little promising? Stop bringing breakfast for your girlfriend's brothers and sisters. Seeing how alive you are, are you tired?"

Fu Hang shook his head: "You don't understand."

"That also means that I am not a dog licker."

"..."

As soon as Wen Wei finished speaking, he was kicked on the ass by Fu Hang.

After fighting and fighting in the classroom, Xiao Zhi came out just as he reached the door. He glanced at Fu Hang: "Let's go, there are still 5 minutes."

"and many more!"

Fu Hang strolled into the classroom to distribute the breakfast first, then stuffed a steamed bun into his mouth, and walked to the playground.

The flag-raising ceremony is better than self-study in the morning, at least you don’t have to be bored reading in the classroom.Before they approached, they heard high and low voices yelling: "Which class is that? The queue is still not in order by now?"

Xu Zheng's voice.

Chen Bing glanced at the podium. He was standing on the side of the flag platform with a microphone in his hand and looking down, with one hand behind his back and his legs spread apart, looking particularly fierce.

"Tell you to go faster! The flag is raised! Every time someone is late! Late!"

The group of people near the entrance of the playground began to trot, and Wen Wei looked at his watch in doubt: "Isn't there still 3 minutes? Urge to die?"

But also had to quicken the pace.

They got into the line of Class 4 and lined up. Xu Zheng's voice sounded like thunder: "The platoon of the third grade is not bad, standing relatively neatly; the first grade side looks good too, only you sophomores, look at yourself How did you stand!"

Lu Weimin waved in front: "Everyone pay attention to line up neatly, don't whisper, chat."

"We're neat!"

"baffling."

Fu Hang rolled his eyes.

Xu Zheng began to check whether the rows were neat according to the order of the classes. When he approached Class 4, he stopped for a few seconds for some reason, staring back and forth.

He raised his hand and pointed to the back: "The tall one, how did he stand?"

Grow tall.

The students in the front row turned around one after another.

"..."

Chen Bing noticed his gaze, and immediately felt targeted, and then saw Yang Feihong leaning in, Xiao Zhi asked, "Who are you talking about?"

Who didn't stand up?

But Xu Zheng didn't speak, he just kept a bad face and turned to look at other classes.

……baffling.

It made all Class 4 unhappy.

Wen Wei resentfully said: "What a great official authority."

Chen Bing wasn't sure if he wasn't in the line. He felt that the tall guys in the back row were all being targeted, and his mood was a little damaged early in the morning.

After 3 minutes, all the classes on the playground stood neatly, preparing to raise the national flag. Unexpectedly, there was commotion at the entrance. At this time, the students from Class 1 arrived late.

This group of people not only arrived late, but almost everyone had a vocabulary book, as if they were very busy with their studies, and participating in the flag-raising ceremony was a waste of time.

"……Hold."

Wen Wei was upset just now, and now he is directly confused, "Is there such a thing? We have all the grades here, and we just wait for them in Class 1 of the second year of high school? Can the dean be the head teacher to enjoy this kind of treatment?"

"oppressive rule."

"Why did he stare at our class just now?"

"..."

There was a commotion in Weiwei, Lu Weimin said in the front row: "Quiet."

It was not until Class 1 entered the team that Xu Zheng announced that the flag-raising ceremony had officially begun.

When it was over, Xu Zheng organized the disbandment of the class, stood on the flag stand and watched for a long time, and said, "Class 1, Senior Two, go first."

"..."

Needless to say, the commotion started again.

People in Class 4 watched coldly. After a while, Zhu Xiaocai turned around and said, "They are holding English vocabulary books. They were reciting vocabulary when the leader spoke just now. In the final exam of last semester, the average score of our class in English was higher than that of Class 1." 0.3, I guess Xu Zheng is very upset."

Xu Zheng must be upset because he is an English teacher.

He has old qualifications and has taught English award-winning students before.The English teacher of Class 4, Tao Meng, is just a young woman who has been working for two or three years.

Xu Zheng has never given a good face to the students in Class 9 since the beginning of the school year. He entered the classroom and smashed the report card: "You are really amazing now! The average English score is actually lower than that of Class 1. I don't say anything if it is much lower. Just 4! Recite words for me from now on! Recite words for me every day, even after class, and I will dictate 0.3 minutes before self-study every night! I don’t believe you won’t get back your 10 points!”

Altogether brutal.

Class 1 complained.

——The weak are powerless, whipping the weaker.

The grievances of the students in Class 1 can only be transferred to the students in Class 4.There was a bit of friction in the last semester, but this semester the conflict escalated, and it turned into having to stick out your teeth and despise each other when you meet each other, and only a rap is missing.

Not long after the start of school, the class was filled with the atmosphere of fighting.

In the early spring, the weather is warming up, and I don’t feel cold when I only wear the school uniform. There is a lot of noise in the classroom after class. Chen Bing’s school uniform is folded in half on his forearm, and it is spotless. Unable to study.

"Huh? The cubs from Class 1."

"It wasn't me who scolded first, they scolded first! ——This group of beasts from Class 4."

The quarrel inexplicably transferred to the Internet.

The reason was a penguin post posted by the leader of class 1. Each class had people who knew each other, and when they went around, people in class 4 saw it.

"Lying grass, can we learn from it? Can't we learn from it? People can't, at least they shouldn't, and they won't say such things to attack our class?"

Yang Feihong and Wen Wei were head to head, and their fingers were typing rapidly.

They started a discussion group with a few aggressive trolls from Class 1, and they are dissing each other crazily now.

Xiao Zhi held the wrong question book between his fingers, half leaning against the wall, and accidentally glanced at them when he turned the pages: "How about a fight in the third dimension?"

"That won't work, the rules of the rivers and lakes, only online, not offline."

"..."

"This is still an anonymous discussion group, just to prevent falling off."

"..."

Chen Bing pursed his lips, looked up, there was a fight at the door of the classroom, Zhu Xiao came in from outside with a piece of paper, broke a piece of chalk and wrote something.

"...Fuck me, these people are so good at swearing! How should I scold?!" Wen Wei was at a loss for words when facing the screen full of swear words.

Yang Feihong stood next to him to make suggestions, thinking for a while: "Who is in our class who often matches with people online?"

Quiet for a moment.

Fu Hang said, "My sister Xu."

"...you ask her to come over and guide the battle situation."

Fu Hang turned his head and waved, Xu Wei put the phone in his pocket and walked over slowly.Now in early spring, she is wearing a very beautiful uniform JK, her jet-black hair hangs down to her shoulders, and she looks a bit like Tomie Kawakami in Junji Ito's horror comics.

She glanced: "What's the matter with you?"

"Arguing is not enough here." Wen Wei asked for help.

Xu Wei looked at his phone and snorted, "Trash."

Then say: "Discussion group, pull me."

"okay."

After a while, a pink loli girl appeared in the group.

The moment they saw this profile picture, everyone knew that the scolding battle was over.

One of the unspoken rules of teenage scolding: the more popular the profile picture, the harder the swearing.

After Xu Wei turned anonymous quickly, he turned on the clipboard spouting mode.She typed fast, her offensive was extremely violent, and she was extremely retaliatory. She was best at exploiting the speech loopholes of the opponent to expand the situation, forming logical fallacies, and forcing the opponent to be speechless.

"..."

After a while, the group gradually became quiet.

Wen Wei directly gave a thumbs up: "...wonderful!"

They were fighting and fighting, and Zhu Xiao finally finished writing on the podium. He turned his head and signaled Jing Jing weakly: "Did you see what I wrote? There is a Spring Campus Top Ten Singer Contest, the one who sings on stage at the closing ceremony of the school sports meeting, our class Is anyone attending?"

Yang Feihong took the list in his hand, looked down for a few times, and then crumpled it into a pile of rubbish: "Don't go, Xu Zheng is a judge, and he will definitely give low marks to the students in our class."

"...That's all right."

"Why is there him everywhere?"

The classmates in the class are low-minded about being pushy. Hearing this, they might have been a little interested, but they were immediately in a bad mood.

On the contrary, Zhu Xiao saw Yang Feihong rubbing the leaflet directly, and said softly "Hey", and took it back again: "Don't throw it away."

"Are you going? Squad leader." Yang Feihong asked.

"..."

Zhu Xiao was relatively small, with an unattractive appearance, and always spoke softly and politely. He seemed to be frightened by Yang Feihong's words: "I...I won't go..."

"Oh."

Zhu Xiao asked calmly, "Are you going?"

"I dont go."

Yang Feihong shook his head, didn't take it seriously, turned around and left.

Zhu Xiao was left with clenched fingers, staring at the messy flyer for a long while, and put the things meekly into his school uniform pocket.

Seeing this, Wen Wei poked Guan Kun's arm: "Does the monitor like to sing?"

"do not know."

"..."

Guan Kun’s impression of the monitor is pretty average. The monitor only cares about studying, and usually doesn’t have much contact with people like them, but his studies are still not very good, and every time he sees his report card, Chen Bing is the first to push him down. , was squeezed out by Xiao Zhi again, the kind of man who would weep silently.

Everyone didn't take this matter to heart.

When the bell rang at noon, Wen Wei jumped up: "I'm going to order food first, take your time."

After speaking, he ran out of the classroom.

The "you" he mentioned only refers to Chen Bing and Xiao Zhi.

Chen Bing went to the Ninth Middle School to follow the Romans very quickly, but the only thing that has not changed is that he will never run for cooking.

He walks slowly, Xiao Zhi has to accompany him slowly.

Usually in this situation, they go to occupy a seat and order a good dish first, and almost everything is ready, and the two uncles come here in a leisurely manner, and enjoy the rewards.

It was very lively outside the school gate, and the weather was not bad. The sunlight fell to the ground through the tender green among the leaves, laying a faint light and shadow.

In early spring, there was a car selling ice cream on the side of the road, the kind of mobile car with an open back seat, filled with colorful juice bottles and ice cream.

There were quite a few people around that place, Xiao Zhi glanced at it and asked, "Do you want to try it?"

It's rare to go to the classroom, Chen Bing nodded while leisurely: "Okay."

It is estimated that it only takes a few minutes to buy it, which is almost enough to serve in the store.Chen Bing and Xiao Zhi went to line up.

"Do you want to bring it to them?" Chen Bing remembered and asked.

"Who?"

"Wen Wei and the others." Chen Bing always felt that he couldn't eat alone.

Xiao Zhi was silent for a few seconds.

The ice cream is not easy to handle, Xiao Zhi thought for a while, then said indifferently: "Then what if it doesn't taste good? Let's taste it first and help them taste it."

"..."

Chen Bing tugged at the corner of his lips: "Okay."

There are three flavors of ice cream: strawberry, matcha, and yogurt, which can be mixed. Chen Bing asked for the white yogurt flavor, and took a bite.

"... so cold."

The coldness melted along the teeth to the tip of the tongue, it was so cold that Chen Bing frowned directly.

Xiao Zhi wanted to mix the three flavors, walked into the alley with Chen Bing, and tasted it too: "It's not bad."

In fact, Chen Bing was a little embarrassed.

I always feel like eating ice cream on the main road, very girly.

"..."

He lowered his eyelids, made sure that no one was staring at him, and silently approached and took another sip.

This time it was delivered very slowly, and I tasted the very fragrant milky taste of the yogurt when it first melted.

"This... tastes good." Chen Bing said.

Xiao Zhi handed over the mixed flavor in his hand: "Try matcha and strawberry again?"

Chen Bing subconsciously denied: "Forget it."

However, there was also a girl with ice cream next to them, and they tried different flavors with each other, which was very natural.

Chen Bing looked at Xiao Zhi's ice cream again.

He looked slightly relaxed.

In the next moment, the bottom of the light-colored eyes tightened again, and said, "Forget it."

"..."

Xiao Zhi was amused, and moved closer to him: "Really, try."

There are relatively few passers-by around, and most of them are diverted to other alleys, or they are busy running and cooking at the moment.

No one saw it, Xiao Zhi had broad shoulders, and his figure blocked the surrounding sight.

Under his repeated temptations, Chen Bing poked his fingers and took Xiao Zhi's ice cream with mixed flavors.

The top of the ice cream was distorted when it came out of the machine, but it was obviously bitten off by Xiao Zhi, leaving a shallow bite mark in the shape of sharp teeth.

The other two flavors have the easiest entrance near the bite mark, otherwise, they are more difficult to swallow.

Chen Bing lowered his head, the corners of his lips met the cold air first, and then the moist ice cream.

After he finished biting it, he handed it back to Xiao Zhi, nodded: "It's okay."

I don't know why, but this bite is a bit hot.

Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes, smiled, and motioned forward: "Let's go."

"..."

Chen Bing responded, recalling the taste in his mouth, and felt that it was indeed... quite sweet.

When they arrived at Fu Hang's shop, as expected, they did not prepare the dishes until they ordered them.

Three or four boys seemed to be asking questions, discussing Zhu Xiaoti's top ten singers on campus today.For them, school was rarely all that fun.

Wen Wei poked Fu Hang: "Are you going? I think you sing very well."

Fu Hang: "Are you going? I think you can sing well."

"My name is nice? You just find an object that can make a sound, knock it twice, and the sound is more pleasing than mine." Wen Wei said.

"..." Guan Kun kept his head in suspense and didn't speak. He looked at him at this moment, "Since I have self-knowledge, why don't you always go to KTV and bully Mai?"

"..."

Wen Wei immediately quarreled with him.

"Your singing is not very moving, is it?"

"..." Guan Kun was stunned for a moment, "Yeah, I'm not like you, bragging all day long."

"I'm not bragging, I just like to sing. Don't you also like to sing? Your national karaoke song is updated every day. I just skipped it when I swiped it. I'm afraid that if I accidentally click on play, it will poison the soul."

Guan Kun: "..."

The two of them were arguing, and they looked very embarrassed, as if they were afraid of being exposed.

Xiao Zhi looked at it for a while, thought about it, raised his eyebrows and said: "You two, don't you want to participate?"

"..."

"..."

During the short silence, Wen Wei jumped up from his chair directly: "Brother, it's not impossible, I'm just a hobby, how can I participate in this kind of singing activity that others can comment on? It's really impossible."

Guan Kun's expression was also quite subtle: "...I won't go!"

This group of boys is actually like this, they are quite duplicity about the limelight, even if they are salivating, they have to be serious and say that I don't mean that, you don't want to slander people's innocence out of thin air.

Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows, said meaningfully, and didn't speak again.

There was a few seconds of silence in the air.

Wen Wei licked his lips, and continued to add: "I really don't want to go, think about it, that kind of competition, and you have to compete with others for rankings, just think about it, it's a lot of pressure."

"I dont go."

"I'm really not going."

"..."

Next to Fu Hang's mother to serve the food, Xiao Zhi dragged him down with his teeth and claws, and said, "No one asked you if you would go. Stop talking nonsense, let's eat."

Successfully changed the subject.

Chen Bing didn't go back to the dormitory after eating, but went directly to the classroom.Most of the students live on campus, and usually take a nap in the dormitory, and there are no people in the classroom.

Chen Bing had to take a nap at one o'clock, spread out his school uniform and propped his chin on the table, Xiao Zhi sat down, and also lay down facing him.

The surroundings are quiet and there is only eye contact.

"Are you asleep?" Xiao Zhi asked.

When lying on the table, the vision will be very different. The boy's eyebrows and eyes are close at hand, with a few strands of dark hair hanging from the bottom of his eyes, the bridge of his nose is straight, and his voice is extremely low when he speaks.

Chen Bing nodded: "Sleeping."

There is a thick stack of books on the corner of the table, which almost blocks the entire line of sight, forming a secret space between the tables.

Xiao Zhi approached, his breath fell on his hair, and he chirped: "Go to sleep."

After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes: "I'll sleep for a while, too."

"..."

I don't know when Chen Bing started to like to do the same things as him in the classroom.Nap together, go to class together, eat together.

Just looking at him makes me feel safe.

Chen Bing closed his eyes, he was afraid of light when sleeping, Xiao Zhi just temporarily turned off the lights in the classroom.

The surrounding was very quiet, and Xiao Zhi's slight breathing could be heard.

There are also the laughter and voices of the students far outside the window, like a lullaby for the soul.

Hearing the "tick" sound of the wall clock at the back of the classroom reminded Chen Bing of the hospital. Those clear memories before became inexplicably distant now.

Chen Bing moved his arm and changed his posture, and his forearm was passed to the warm side, which should be Xiao Zhi's hand.

"..."

Chen Bing didn't open his eyes, but in the next moment, he heard Xiao Zhi gently put down his wrist beside him, and then his cuff sank.

Xiao Zhi gently held his fingertips.

Chen Bing went to bed more on time, and could almost wake up naturally after half an hour.

He opened his eyelids, Xiao Zhi was still in a deep sleep, his arms crossed his chin and rubbed in his clean blue school uniform, his hair was slightly messy, and his thin eyelids were tightly closed.

Chen Bing thought for a few seconds, then tapped the back of his hand lightly with the pen.

"get up."

"..."

Some heavy breathing.

Xiao Zhi seemed to have experienced a long awakening, and pressed his knuckles against his temples for two or three seconds before he managed to cast a vacant and loose gaze.

He wakes up quite angry.

Every time Chen Bing felt that if someone else urged him to get up, he would probably be grabbed by the neck and thrown to the bottom of the building, and then a table would be thrown to smash him to death.

"What time is it?"

"1:35."

"..."

Xiao Zhi remained silent for a few seconds, then slowly stretched out his hand, grabbed Chen Bing's hand and put his five fingers into it.

"..."

Chen Bing's fingers trembled, but Xiao Zhi didn't let go, and said sleepily with lowered eyelids: "Let me charge the battery for a while."

Chen Bing did nothing.

After holding it for 5 minutes, he let go, a thin layer of sweat dripping from his palm.

Not feeling well, Chen Bing went to the bathroom to flush.

When I came back, I happened to see Tao Meng coming from the end of the corridor: "Are you here? Go and pick up the homework for the morning."

Chen Bing responded, the office was beside him, and he pushed in.

At noon, there was no one in the office except the teacher. Chen Bing just entered, but found a tall figure standing inside.

"..."

Guan Kun looked straight at him, obviously wanting to run away when he heard Chen Bing's voice, but he couldn't, and his expression was quite exciting now.

Chen Bing did not expect to meet him in the office.

"..."

The relationship between him and Guan Kun is very ordinary, because of the previous holidays, they are almost nodding friends now.

Guan Kun was the first to break the embarrassment: "...are you carrying homework?"

Chen Bing: "Yes."

"The ice god, you are busy with your work."

Chen Bing went to Tao Meng's seat and inadvertently saw the two watches pressed on Lu Weimin's desk.

"Registration Form for Top Ten Campus Singers Contest".

One was written "Zhu Xiao".

One was written "Guan Kun".

Obviously trying to sneak in while no one is at noon.

"..."

Chen Bing couldn't hold back, and glanced sideways at him.

Guan Kun's expression was extremely embarrassing, it was like a scene of death, with veins popping out of his forehead.Just when neither of them knew what to say, a passionate shout sounded outside the door.

"Hello, Teacher Tao."

Wen Wei's voice.

The next second, the office door was pushed open, and his figure appeared at the door. At the same time, Chen Bing and Guan Kun saw him holding a registration form in his hand.

Wen Wei's voice stopped abruptly: "..."

The author has something to say:

Zhu Xiao: I won't go.

Guan Kun: I won't go.

Wen Wei: I won't go.

Later, they met in the office by coincidence——

Maybe this is the duplicity man.