why don't you laugh

Chen Bing took a deep breath: "Have you made enough trouble?"

Xiao Zhi was unconscious, still in a state of vain spirit after drinking, but there was always a faint smile on his lips.

He looked at Chen Bing and said, "Honey, it's time to go to bed."

Chen Bing walked to the side of the bed, Xiao Zhi followed, and the moment he fell back on the bed, he pulled Chen Bing's wrist strap down.

Flesh and body collide.

Xiao Zhi's voice brushed against his ears, and he let out a low voice, "Wife, when will you give me a daughter?"

"..."

Brief silence.

Chen Bing has never seen such a brazen person, thinking not to argue with the drunk, but couldn't help but pick up the pillow and press it against him for a few seconds, let go of his indifference and spit out words.

"roll."

Xiao Zhi's hair was messed up, he didn't speak any more, and lay quietly on the pillow.

His drunkenness was not in the same level as Chen Bing's, he drank very high, the energy dissipated and the alcohol began to haunt his body, Xiao Zhi felt thirsty, and after a while he said: "Wife, get me a glass of water."

He couldn't fall asleep like this, and kept sitting by the side flipping through his notebook.

Hearing this sentence, he got up and went to the living room to pour a glass of boiling water to warm it up.

Send it to Xiao Zhi.

Xiao Zhi leaned slightly, with his fingers on the glass, when he got closer to see him drinking water, Chen Bing somehow thought of something.

——Dalang, it’s time to drink your medicine.

"..."

Chen Bing sighed in his heart, wondering when he became so vulgar.

After Xiao Zhi finished drinking, he raised his head, facing Shang Chen Bing's drooping eyes, his eyes moved slightly, and met him directly.

"..."

Chen Bing rarely dodges.

Immediately, it became as if nothing had happened.

However, Xiao Zhi ignored the clues because of his drowsiness after drinking.

He lay back on the head of the bed again, his hair was scattered to the pillow, his back was slightly bent, and he just fell asleep like this.

In the past few days, Xu Rong accompanied her grandmother to perform surgery and take care of daily life, while Chen Chonghua was not at home, so Chen Bing stayed at Xiao Zhi's home.

Most of the time I study in the morning, study in the afternoon, and play and watch movies together in the evening.

In a blink of an eye, it was approaching the end of the new year. Grandma was not expected to be discharged from the hospital until after the Chinese New Year, but she had to leave early because she didn't want to delay the Spring Festival. Xu Rong was angry with her, so she turned around and packed her bags and went home.

Chen Bing was discussing a problem with Xiao Zhi, and suddenly received a call from Xu Rong.

She first asked if she was happy at Xiao Zhi's house during this period of time, and if she had caused trouble to others, and then she said the main point, and wanted Chen Bing to go home quickly.

Chen Bing agreed: "Then I'll be back in the afternoon."

Only two days before the Chinese New Year, Xiao Zhi put down his pen and glanced at him: "Are you leaving?"

"Correct."

To be honest, the time spent at Xiao Zhi's house was very relaxed and happy. Although he and Xiao Zhi have a good relationship, Xu Rong should be angry if he doesn't go back.

Xiao Zhi didn't force it: "Okay, we'll talk about it after the New Year."

Chen Bing said, "Then I'll pack my things."

Originally thought that there were only three or four pieces of clothes, but Chen Bing opened the closet and pulled them out. There were so many and miscellaneous pieces that Xiao Zhi couldn't tell the difference between several pieces of clothes, and they couldn't take them all in the box.

Xiao Zhi stood at the door, looked at it for a while: "Then don't bring it, anyway, I will bring it back later."

Think about it too.

Chen Bing put back his clothes and took homework back.

It was still sent to the subway station. As soon as Chen Bing went up, Xiao Zhi called. He hung up the earphones and listened to him chatting.

All the way home, colorful lights, lanterns and red banners were hung on the trees along the street to celebrate the Happy New Year.

The road was covered with a thin layer of ice and snow, wrapped in black ash, and the wheels ran over ruts.

When Chen Bing came home, Xu Rong also started pasting red papers and hanging lanterns all over the hall, and when she saw Chen Bing getting off the folding ladder, she complained in a tone of voice: "You still know how to come back?"

"His parents are not here, so I didn't cause trouble." Chen Bing subconsciously argued.

"It's not a question of whether to add trouble or not. It's always someone else's house. It's not good to live for a long time."

Chen Bing plugged in the earphones, Xu Rong didn't know that he was still talking with Xiao Zhi, but she didn't hear Xiao Zhi laughed: "It's not someone else's family either."

Chen Bing pressed the side of his ear again.

Although he didn't say it clearly, he was signaling him to shut up.

Xu Rong started chatting: "Where does he live now?"

Chen Bing roughly talked about Xiao Zhi's situation.

"Really." Xu Rong replied, "That mother really doesn't care?" In fact, it's not that she can't understand, there are too many dirty things people can do for money.

Chen Bing was about to go upstairs when he heard Xu Rong talking to himself: "What about Old Xiao?"

She was simply puzzled, and didn't expect Chen Bing to know the answer.

Chen Bing stood, but felt that the voice in the earphone speaker became quiet.

He walked upstairs, twisted the doorknob, and closed the door, but he didn't hear Xiao Zhi speak.

Perhaps in his self-esteem, this is an unspeakable thing.

Chen Bing opened the curtains and changed the subject: "I'm still not used to going home."

"Then you come back?"

"I can't come back."

"I want to celebrate New Year with you."

Chen Bing sat on the sofa: "Then it's not like I can't get out."

"..." Xiao Zhi was quiet for a while, then sighed, "Can you grow up quickly, Chen Xiaobing?"

Chen Bing was funny.

But thinking of something, the voice slowed down for a few seconds.

"I wish the time passed more slowly."

After chatting with Xiao Zhi, Chen Bing was going to go downstairs to help Xu Rong post things.

Xu Rong likes to be lively, especially the exaggerated beauty of big red and big purple, which is extremely vivid and lively, although Chen Chonghua often denounces it as vulgar.She doesn't quarrel with him on major matters, but she maintains her own stubbornness when it comes to these household matters.

After posting things, it was almost night, Chen Bing went back to the room, chatting on the phone was very lively.

As Chinese New Year is approaching, there is a small group in the class who are busy giving out red envelopes, fighting for a penny, and feel like they can make an appointment at any time.

Xiao Zhi is also giving out red envelopes, such as one-stroke painting, graffiti, idiom Solitaire, Chen Bing clicks on the red envelopes he sent, and after tossing out the answer, he has a look——

Twenty-five cents.

He is still the king of luck!

"..."

The group began to cheer enthusiastically.

[Luck King sends out red envelopes! gkdgkdgkd! ! ! ]

[Hurry up, don't talk about Wude. ]

[......]

Chen Bing thought about sending 200 yuan, and within ten seconds it was all over, and there was a row of "?????"

[Send so much? ? ? ? ? ? ]

[Local tycoon, isn’t it too big to play? ]

[What the hell am I missing! ! ! ? ? ]

Chen Bing sent it casually, and after sending it, Xiao Zhi's voice call came.

"What are you doing?"

"I will send a red envelope."

"That can't be done like this, it will destroy the market."

Chen Bing just ordered Xiao Zhi's red envelopes just now, otherwise he would not participate in this kind of boring activity. After listening to Xiao Zhi's words, he asked: "Then how much should I send?"

"Send two yuan."

"..."

The boys started to ask Xiao Zhi to play games. Today's study task was completed, and Chen Bing didn't stop him: "Go and play."

"Forget it," Xiao Zhi said, "I've been throwing up playing games recently, and it's annoying when I log in to the game."

"..." He was probably referring to the matter of the top score.

Any interest that becomes a compulsive activity cuts enthusiasm in half.

Xiao Zhi didn't play the game, but instead made a video call to Chen Bing: "Let's have big eyes and small eyes."

Chen Bing laughed: "Are you sick?"

"No," Xiao Zhi said, "turn around and let me see my wife's bedroom."

"..." Chen Bing held back for a few seconds, raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you still drunk?"

"Why does it have something to do with drinking? Whether I'm drunk or not, you are my wife."

Chen Bing said, "I am your father."

"..."

After a few seconds of silence, Xiao Zhi laughed: "I find that you have become more and more mean-spirited recently."

"Isn't that why you're getting more and more coquettish?"

"I'm just at a normal level." Xiao Zhi looked at the bed behind him, "Didn't you have a pink doll on the bed before?"

"..." Chen Bing thought for a while, "You only have a pink doll on your fucking bed."

"Oh, I remember wrong then."

Xiao Zhi looked at his room as if nothing had happened, chatting about things.

After a while, he said, "Tomorrow I will get up early and go to Aunt Wang's house to help cook the New Year's Eve dinner."

Chen Bing: "Huh?"

"Going to the supermarket in the morning to buy fresh fish is usually crowded during Chinese New Year. You know, Aunt Wang has to be busy cooking at home, and Uncle Zeng's small body can't squeeze an old lady who is over [-] years old."

Chen Bing laughed: "Don't hurt yourself."

"No damage, just state the objective facts."

"Okay, state the objective facts." Chen Bing said, "You have a New Year's Eve dinner tomorrow, take a picture and let me see."

"it is good."

"Tomorrow, Bai Ci Zhan will also check in."

"Do you have to clock in during the Chinese New Year?"

"You have to clock in when you step into the coffin with one leg."

"..."

Xiao Zhi was quiet for a while, then said, "It's New Year's Eve, are you still talking so viciously and smokily?"

"That's how I am." Chen Bing didn't think there was a problem.

"Okay, that's it for you." Xiao Zhi moved closer to the screen and said, "I just ate candy, so I happened to give you a dessert kiss."

"..." Chen Bing laughed, "You kissed your horse."

"Okay, don't talk nonsense."

Xiao Zhi seemed to be serious, tapped the screen with his slender fingers, and said, "Come closer, let me kiss."

Chen Bing didn't approach very embarrassingly.

Xiao Zhi looked at him for a few seconds, then smiled and said, "Then I can only give you a handsome kiss from a distance."

He chirped.

Chen Bing was so happy with him that he didn't have time to make a fuss anymore, so he said, "It's time to sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow."

"Okay, I'm going to sleep," Xiao Zhi said, "Good night, my wife."

Chen Bing: "..."

Hearing this address, Chen Bing couldn't rest for a second, but Xiao Zhi simply hung up and lost the news.

Chen Bing stared at the empty cell phone, amused and distracted.

He has been in a relationship once, but some time ago, he watched Fu Hang share his love experience in the Weibo group, saying that a good man must let his wife hang up first!

Xiao Zhi hung up the phone quite neatly.

Chen Bing was wondering why.

Perhaps for him, meeting again tomorrow is a certainty, a certainty and affirmation, so he does not hesitate to be lingering at this time.

Chen Bing lay back on the bed, seeing the ceiling with intricate patterns in his sight.

He also looked forward to meeting Xiao Zhi again in the new day.

The timing of the New Year's Eve dinner varies from household to household, Chen Bing's family usually eats it at night, while Xiao Zhi and Wang Yueqiu eat it at noon.

Before twelve o'clock, Xiao Zhi sent a video.

The table was full of chicken, duck and fish, and Xiao Ruo's back was revealed, secretly eating the crispy fried meat on the table.She probably didn't expect that she would be found out for stealing food, so she looked at Xiao Zhi with puffed cheeks in shock.

Chen Bing laughed: "It looks good?"

Xiao Zhi said: "It's okay."

Then another photo was sent, this time the dishes were more comprehensive, such as stewed chicken with mushrooms, fried shrimp, steamed grass carp, meat and vegetables were placed on the table.Wang Yueqiu's workmanship is particularly good, and each one is beautiful. In the corner of the photo, the doors and windows of Wang Yueqiu's house are exposed, all pasted with red blessing characters and couplets.

Quite warm and lively.

Chen Bing typed a few words with his mobile phone, thought about it, and deleted it.

Type and delete.

Xiao Zhi reminded that "the other party is typing", but he couldn't see the message for a long time, so he sent a punctuation mark.

[? ]

Chen Bing typed out the complete sentence.

[I thought you and Xiao Ruo would cook the quick-frozen dumplings at home during the Chinese New Year, and it would be miserable, but I didn’t expect it to look pretty good now. ]

If Xiao Zhi hadn't said in advance to go to Wang Yueqiu's house for the New Year, Chen Bing would have thought so.

After all, Xiao Zhi's cooking skills are not good, and he can't cook many dishes.

A middle-of-the-road young master like him, apart from maintaining a clean and decent personal image, is actually very confused about life.

Fortunately, Wang Yueqiu and the others were there.

Chen Bing waited for a while after posting this passage, Xiao Zhi seemed to have finished eating, and turned his head to another place.

Only then did the message reply.

Xiao Z: [It's okay, except for Aunt Wang, I feel that the two father and son don't treat Xiao Ruo and me very well. ]

Chen Bing typed: "?"

After typing, I saw Xiao Zhifa's message.

When he and Xiao Ruo first helped him and Xiao Ruo, the two children, Uncle Zeng and Zeng Yang, still had compassion, but as time went by, they began to feel uncomfortable when they found that Wang Yueqiu was always giving them money.

Usually when they meet, they smile on the surface, but they always talk a few gossips in private.There is no need to be serious about these words, and if they are not serious, they feel uncomfortable.

Xiao Zhi is more and more able to see the warmth and coldness of human feelings.

Chen Bing could understand this situation, and typed: "Then keep the contact."

Xiao Z: [Not too good, Aunt Wang will be sad. ]

Sometimes it hurts to accept kindness from others.

Chen Bing didn't know what to say, thinking of Xiao Zhi's forced smile at his house, he felt inexplicably tense and very uncomfortable.

Reiterating the previous life, Chen Bing seldom considered other things besides studying for three years in high school. He had no worries about food and clothing, and his parents usually avoided him when they quarreled. As long as he didn't live at home for a long time, he was still a carefree high school.

Not only him, even any of his classmates in No. [-] Middle School, their families did their best to support them in high school years, trying to let them study wholeheartedly.

But Xiao Zhi is different.

There are too many things to distract him.

They are all teenagers, why does he have to bear so much?

Chen Bing was depressed and didn't know what to say for a moment.

Xiao Zhi didn't reply to the message, and will send it later.

[I went shopping with Aunt Wang. ]

After the New Year's Eve dinner, the family went out together for a walk.

This afternoon Xiao Zhi spent a long time around, and accompanied Aunt Wang to the nearby shopping malls. He had a much better aesthetic than Aunt Wang's husband and son, so he matched her beautifully, and even went to the barber shop to have her hair permed.

"Laughing to death," Xiao Zhi sent a voice, "Aunt Wang's hair is hard, it's like that crooked black wire, and it still explodes. The perm board is almost on fire."

His voice was very low when he said this, and he was obviously complaining behind Wang Yueqiu's back. After he finished, he turned around and said nonchalantly, "It looks good, Aunt Wang, this hair is very suitable for your head shape."

Chen Bing: "...you fucking don't lose it."

All afternoon, Chen Bing watched him go shopping and broadcast live. He could say a few words about everything. He lazily lay on the sofa and watched with his mobile phone. Xu Rong frowned: "Look at you."

"..." Chen Bing put away his phone and got up.

The food was ready, Chen Bing went to the table to eat.

It was relatively quiet at the dinner table, because their family had a tradition that whenever they started to speak, within three sentences, each of them would start to build fire in their hearts.The Chinese New Year has a sense of ritual, and everyone is very cooperative except for eating and not talking nonsense.

After Chen Bing finished eating, Xu Rong went to watch the Spring Festival Gala with Chen Chonghua.

Chen Bing stared at the TV for ten minutes, but couldn't get any laughs, so he frequently picked up his mobile phone to read the news.

No.

No.

no……

Not a single new message.

Chen Bing couldn't think of a topic, so he flicked in the chat box for a while, and opened the box of emoticons.Chen Bing seldom uses these things in normal times, so he looked at them from top to bottom in a hurry today, and picked out a cute one.

Click to send.

CB: [o(≧v≦)o~~]

"..."

After seeing clearly how cute it is, Chen Bing wished he could die, so he quickly wanted to click to withdraw.

The chat box displays "the other party is typing".

Already seen!

Done!

Atmospheric iceberg beautiful man is no longer set!

Chen Bing panicked for a moment, and the message jumped out.

Xiao Z: [(⊙v⊙) Huh? ]

Chen Bing: "..."

Chen Bing didn't think about what to reply, and Xiao Zhi sent messages one after another.

Xiao Z: [(⊙_⊙) Is there something wrong with my wife? ]

Chen Bing: "..."

Xiao Z: [(ó﹏ò) Why doesn't my wife speak? ]

Chen Bing tapped the keyboard with his fingertips, typed a few words after thinking.

CB: [Xiao Ruo, return the phone to your brother. ]

Xiao Z: [It's me, thank you!ヽ(≧□≦)ノ]

Chen Bing was stunned for a second, then couldn't help but started laughing, and wanted to type to ask him if he could be normal, but by accident, he clicked another emoji.

CB: [(._°☆╲(-–) hits you.]

Xiao Z: [(.﹏.*) I was wrong. ]

CB: [╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ despise you! ]

Xiao Z: [(+﹏+) ~ dizzy! ]

Originally, Chen Bing wanted to laugh when he saw the ancient vocabulary "contempt" that popped up automatically in the kaomoji, but he didn't expect that there would be a "crazy dizziness". Several cracks.

"..." Xu Rong looked at him worriedly.

Chen Chonghua also didn't understand how his son, who was usually expressionless and not talkative, could be so happy.

Their eyes looked like Chen Bing was possessed by an evil spirit.

"..."

Chen Bing coughed softly, covered his lips with his fingertips, adjusted his expression and continued typing.

CB: [What are you doing now? (●`●)(●`●)]

Xiao Z: [Just had dinner (*￣ω￣)]

CB: [Ready for New Year's Eve? (゜▽＾*))]

Xiao Z: [It's still early (.﹏.)]

CB: [touch head! (≧≦*)]

Xiao Z: [Thank you, Brain! ε(><)з]

CB：[我操哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这也太绝了！ ]

Chen Bing can't continue acting. If he and Xiao Zhi primary school have a puppy love, the style of chatting and painting is probably like this.

Chen Bing got up and was about to go upstairs, when he got near the stairs, Xiao Zhi sent another message.

Xiao Z: [Brain, do you want to come out and play (///ˊˋ///)]

Chen Bing checked the time, it was past eight o'clock, Xu Rong would not allow him to go out at this time.

CB: [Is something wrong? ]

Xiao z: [I miss you, brain o(*////▽////*)q]

"..."

CB: [Stop playing this, let's have a good talk. ]

Xiao Z: [OK=￣ω￣=]

CB: [... Is your drama addiction unstoppable? ]

But if you think about the guy on the other side of the screen sorting out his words before chatting, and then looking for a suitable emoticon package, it's very weird...

Anyway, having nothing to do, Chen Bing turned to Xu Rong, licked his lower lip and said, "Mom, can I go out and play?"

Sure enough, Xu Rong frowned: "It's so late, it's not safe."

Chen Chonghua has no objection: "He is such a big boy, he can go for a walk if he has nothing to do, and let the driver accompany him."

Xu Rong obviously disapproved: "The driver is going home for the New Year."

"..."

Chen Bing said: "It's okay, I won't go far, I'll be back in a while."

Xu Rong was helpless: "Are you looking for Xiao Zhi again?"

Chen Bing was stunned, stood where he was, and unintentionally squeezed the phone tightly with his fingertips.

I didn't fall in love and said it was okay to go out with him.

But now I have ghosts in my heart, and there is something... not right.

On the spur of the moment, Xu Rong put away her apron: "Are you going to watch the fireworks by the river? Or mother will go with you?"

"Um……?"

Chen Bing didn't know how to refuse for a moment.

"Let's go, drive to the river to watch the fireworks. It's New Year's Eve." Xu Rong suggested.

Chen Chonghua got up in a rare mood, and said, "Then I will drive."

"..."

Chen Bing did not expect things to turn out like this.

He put on his coat, and the phone message was still ringing.

Xiao Z: [φ(゜▽゜*) Brainless is out? ]

Xiao Z: [I’ll pick you up, my brain, okay (*￣▽￣)((≧︶≦*)]

Xiao Z: [(*≧｜≦*) Brain! ]

"..."

Chen Bing found the earphones and walked out the door. When he got to the garage, he brought his mobile phone to his lips and cursed: "I'm going out with my parents to watch the fireworks now. Call Naopo again, and I will blow up the sky into fireworks for you."

"........."

So brutal.

Xiao Zhi finally decided to speak up.

Xiao Z: [? ? ?Your parents go out with you to watch the fireworks? ]

CB: [I don't know why it became like this, it may be a sense of New Year's ritual. ]

Xiao Z: [Address, send me. ]

CB: [? ]

CB: [You came to me? ]

Xiao Z: [Yes. ]

It's a long way from Ninth Middle School to here, Chen Bing really can't imagine how long it will take him to come here.

He was at a loss with his mobile phone, and Xu Rong put his shoulders behind him and urged: "Let's go."

Chen Chonghua started the car.

The car drove out of the villa area.

The central area of ​​the city pays attention to environmental protection, and it is forbidden to set off fireworks and firecrackers privately. However, during the Chinese New Year, they will be set off uniformly by the riverside in the park to highlight the festival tradition.

During the Chinese New Year period, it is probably free, and there are a lot of people who go shopping at night, and almost all of them are families in pairs.The park is brightly lit, full of lanterns, red papers, and various food stalls.

The weather was gloomy, with crushed snow falling, but the dust in the air was brightly dyed.

Xu Rong and Chen Chonghua walked together, Xu Rong endured his harsh criticism while smiling at the complicated and bright lights around him.

There are huge crowds of people, and there is restless heat floating in the air.

Chen Bing followed behind them, looking left and right, until ten o'clock there was a sudden explosion on the shore, and gorgeous fireworks flew all over the sky.

Chen Bing shrunk his fingers to his cuffs, looked down at the phone, after Xiao Zhi said that he would come over, he received very few messages, and at this moment, a new message popped up suddenly.

Xiao Z: [Brain, I'm coming (*￣3)(ε￣*)]

Chen Bing was quiet in his heart, turned his head, and searched for a while among the swaying figures, but found no one.

He was pushed in by people watching the fireworks.

As he walked, he felt his fingers being gently hooked, and with a hot and rough temperature, he grasped his five fingers tightly.

Chen Bing didn't look back.

The heat came up from behind, and with the ups and downs of breathing, I could feel Xiao Zhi's heartbeat coming from his chest.

Accompanied by fireworks all over the sky.

Xiao Zhi's voice was filled with laughter.

"Got you."