why don't you laugh

Chen Bing went straight into the room.

Xiao Ruo was watching TV, anyway, it was that kind of ancient idol drama, she not only watched it by herself, but also dragged Xiao Zhi to watch it, and said: "Hey brother, you missed the scene just now, the hero and heroine kiss, very sweet -"

Xiao Zhi: "Oh, if you miss it, just miss it."

"No, I'll go back and watch it again for you! You, must, must, watch!" She pointed the remote control at the screen and rewinded excitedly.

Xiao Zhi stood beside the sofa, watching the two protagonists pinch each other's noses with a blank expression, and said perfunctorily, "It looks good."

Xiao Ruo said, "It's really sweet."

After speaking, he turned his attention back to the TV, shook his calf, and stuffed a potato chip into his mouth.

After closing the door, Xiao Zhi opened the chair in front of the desk, sat down and twirled a pen: "Do you think she is annoying?"

"Fortunately."

Chen Bing thought for a while, and said, "It looks like you are forcing others to watch your pentakill replay."

"..."

After a few seconds of silence, Xiao Zhi blurted out: "Your mouth, do you owe, fuck you?"

After he finished speaking, he fell silent.

Chen Bing looked at him, as if he didn't hear what he said clearly, he was breathing slowly, and a blush burned up behind his ears.

He opened his mouth and said nothing.

Xiao Zhi felt the deep meaning in the last sentence, grabbed Chen Bing's wrist, and said seriously: "I made a mistake, good brother, I punish myself with three cups, please whip me mercilessly, I only hope that the force can be a little lighter .”

Before Chen Bing could make a move, Xiao Zhi said, "It hurts."

"I didn't hit you."

"My heart hurts."

Xiao Zhi leaned back into the chair, straightened his long legs, and looked at Chen Bing lazily.

"..."

Chen Bing was too lazy to argue with him.

It's probably too noisy.

Both of their mouths are poisonous, and they can only hurt each other.

Not thinking of hurting each other for the time being, Chen Bing sat on the table next to him and remembered what happened tonight: "My grandma is sick."

"A relative from your mother's side?"

"Ah."

"That's uncomfortable. You can go and see her when you have time."

"know."

Chen Bing felt that he had nothing to say, and glanced at his homework: "You are busy with your work."

He walked out, Xiao Zhi asked from behind: "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to challenge Xiao Ruozhui's TV."

"..."

Early the next morning.

Xiao Zhi was still in bed, woke up by Chen Bing's alarm clock, closed his eyes and cursed, "Fuck."

Chen Bing tugged at his collar: "Get up."

"06:30?" Xiao Zhi grabbed his hand, "Brother, it's winter vacation now."

"Get up, go for a morning run and you won't be so sleepy."

"..." Xiao Zhi endured it for a few seconds, his eyelids were thin, and even his long eyebrows were slightly raised when he closed them tightly, he was extremely irritable, "I really want to break up with you."

Chen Bing's hair protruded from the collar of the sweater, and he walked out: "Then I'm leaving."

"..." Xiao Zhi, "Don't."

After Chen Bing finished washing, he saw Xiao Zhi's hair was a little disheveled, and he was standing at the door with downcast eyes looking at him. He seemed to have a lot to say, but he said for a long time: "Did you run away?"

"..."

At 06:30 in the morning in winter, the street was pitch black when I went out, and street lights were on along the street.

Chen Bing said: "Go to the park over there, maybe you can see the sunrise when you climb to the top."

"..." The two of them didn't run, they took a walk in the morning, and the more they were blown by the wind, the more energetic they became.

The park that Chen Bing said is not far from here, it is estimated to be ten minutes, but after entering the mountain, it took two to three 10 minutes to climb.Standing in the wind and rain pavilion at the highest point of the park, Xiao Zhi looked down at the weather on his phone: "Today is cloudy and rainy, and there is no sun."

"..."

Chen Bing leaned on his knees and stared at the distance of the city, his eyes were heavy, and he turned away after hearing his words.

"Rainy day?"

"Yes, rainy day."

Chen Bing: "Fuck!"

Xiao Zhi reached out to rub his hair: "Are you an idiot, are you an idiot, are you an idiot?"

"..." Chen Bing annoyed him, "Climb."

Chen Bing was about to go to the park, and after two steps, laughter sounded behind him, Xiao Zhi squatted on the ground: "Chen Bing, my mother, how can I get on you?"

"..."

Chen Bing didn't think too much about it, anyway, he had to drag Xiao Zhi to get up early and come to the park to watch the sunrise, but it's really fucking raining today.

Not wanting to hear his ruthless ridicule, Chen Bing walked down the mountain along the asphalt road in the park. In the morning, the park is surrounded by tall trees, with thick black shadows hanging from the treetops. Walking alone in this place is actually very scary.

Chen Bing was blown a little cold by the wind, Xiao Zhi followed up, patted him on the shoulder, and suddenly said: "Chen Bing, what do you see in front of you?"

Chen Bing: "?"

"That man walks strangely, bouncing around, did you see that?" Xiao Zhi's deep voice brushed against his ears.

Chen Bing glanced at the place he was pointing at: "No one."

"Someone, he's here."

Chen Bing thought he hadn't seen it clearly, so he carefully identified the vicinity of the roadside he was pointing at, but there was still nothing.

But Xiao Zhi's voice was very real, as if he was afraid of being heard by that person, he said: "Wearing a red hat."

"..."

Chen Bing: "Why didn't you say you were wearing a green hat?"

Xiao Zhi is still seriously interpreting the horror story: "His face is very long, like a donkey's face, the lower jaw is completely rotten, exposing the bloody tongue. It's scary."

While saying it was scary, Xiao Zhi took Chen Bing's hand: "Bing Bing, protect me."

But his breathing was not disturbed at all, and he didn't look scared at all.

Chen Bing shook him off: "I'm going to be so mad at you from now on, so I'm wearing red socks and jumping from the window of your room."

"Okay," Xiao Zhi calmed down, "Anyway, I won't let you go if you're a ghost."

"..."

"You can come to me to inhale Yang Qi every night."

"..."

"I'm very yang."

"..."

Chen Bing looked at him for a while without blinking: "If you have the ability to write nonsense like this, you won't get 27 points in the exam."

"..."

There were very few people in the park in the morning except for the grandparents who were diligent in exercising. They held hands and walked to the bottom of the park before separating.

It was just dawn.

After returning home and tidying up, Xiao Zhi went to the balcony to recite vocabulary, and Chen Bing took a notebook and wrote him the winter vacation plan according to the time.

The morning passed peacefully and peacefully, and when eleven o'clock entered the break time, Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes and looked at his phone for a while.

"There is a list."

Chen Bing: "Your power leveling list?"

"Correct."

He didn't take the order yesterday, and only started playing now when he was free. In order not to affect his performance, Chen Bing sat next to Xiao Ruo to watch TV.

Xiao Ruo likes Two-dimensional. She feels like a small house girl. She can see everything from Disney princesses to Ultraman. Chen Bing has just been decapitated by Xiao Ruo and amwayed an ancient fairy tale. He is trying to understand the cultivation of male and female protagonists. "Building Foundation" and "Bigu" levels, a violent "Fuck!"

Xiao Zhi tapped the screen with his fingers, his brows were furrowed, and he was about to smash the phone: "You're so good, why did you pretend to be a prosthesis?"

"..."

"Hehe, is this the promotion competition? All the people in the queue are idiots."

"..."

"The four of you just hang up, the speed of resurrection can't keep up with the speed of your fucking thousands of miles."

"..."

Generally speaking, you need to play games frequently to improve your tolerance to idiots. Xiao Zhi hasn't played for a while, and now he has a rather irritable temper and will explode at any point.

It can be seen that in order to get to the top of the star, he has used his housekeeping skills. His hand speed is quite fast. After a game, all his teammates have a negative record. Not only did he win, but he also dealt 60% of the damage abruptly.

Seeing Xiao Zhi directly throwing his phone on the coffee table, Chen Bing was worried about his mental health: "Are you okay?"

"It's okay," Xiao Zhi calmed down after the fight, "Money is hard to earn, and shit is hard to eat. That's the reason."

Chen Bing: "..."

Xiao Zhi was a well-known boss who took over the single owner, and he was probably sanctioned. Every opponent he matched with was awesome, but his teammates were all quite crotchless.

Xiao Zhi was furious from the fight, and a male voice came out from the loudspeaker, he couldn't understand his impatience: "Ah brother, can you enjoy playing games?"

There is only one subtext of Xiao Zhi's, that is, hurry up and finish the game.

The time was close to 11:30, Chen Bing opened the refrigerator, and it was almost empty again.

Xiao Zhi glanced: "Order takeaway?"

"Forget it," Chen Bing said, "I'll go out and buy vegetables."

Chen Bing is a young master, after speaking, as expected, Xiao Zhitou gave him a distrustful look: "Who will make it if you buy it?"

Chen Bing's tone was uncertain: "I'll learn."

Whether you can do it or not, try it first.

Chen Bing was about to go out, Xiao Ruo became more fond of him because he quietly listened to him sharing the TV plot just now, put on his shoes and said, "I'll go with you!"

When I went out, it was raining heavily outside the corridor.

Chen Bing held an umbrella, and Xiao Ruo also held an umbrella, walking towards the supermarket one after the other.

Xiao Ruo turned her head to look at him: "What's for lunch?"

"I'll download the app and search for a few dishes." Chen Bing swipe his phone, "I'll buy something later."

Xiao Ruo said "Oh", and then smiled: "You are well."

Chen Bing was praised by this sentence, and it was funny for a while.

Xiao Ruo wandered around, turned her head to look at him while walking, and glanced at him several times.

Chen Bing: "Are you busy?"

"..." Xiao Ruo scratched her hair and looked up at him, "Did you talk to my brother?"

Chen Bing was a little surprised.

However, he and Xiao Zhi are usually not very far away, and it's not unusual for her to see that he is so close to Xiao Ruo.

Chen Bing responded and asked, "Did you see it?"

"No," Xiao Ruo said, "my brother said it."

Chen Bing: "..."

Xiao Ruo crossed her hips: "I didn't believe it before, I thought he liked you and was hallucinating, after all, you see—" She looked Chen Bing up and down, "It's not like a puppy love."

"..." Chen Bing was tired of hearing it, and said, "Let's go, go upstairs."

Xiao Ruo hopped beside him relentlessly: "Is my brother chasing you?"

"..."

"How did he chase you?"

"..."

Chen Bing didn't speak, Xiao Ruo thought for a few seconds, stepped into the puddle and shook off his shoes, then smiled brightly: "He's good or bad."

"..."

Chen Bing chose the ingredients according to the menu, Xiao Ruo followed him back and forth: "What do you like about him?"

"Do you like his good looks?"

"You won't be with him because you sympathize with him but can't love him?"

Chen Bing: "..."

My sister?

I don't know what kind of image Xiao Zhi usually looks in front of Xiao Ruo.

Chen Bing threw a bunch of green onions into the basket and said, "No."

There was no so-called sympathy at the beginning of being together, self-pity and self-pity, just liking this person.

"Oh."

Xiao Ruo was quiet for a few seconds, Xing'er's eyes rolled: "Then how much do you like my brother?"

"..."

"Do you like him so much?"

"..."

"Are you going to marry him in the future?"

"..."

Chen Bing would like to say that there is no such worry about getting married yet.

But Xiao Ruo is really cute, she asked a lot of blind questions and didn't expect Chen Bing to answer. When the checkout came out of the counter, she regarded Chen Bing as a good brother: "Is it heavy? I'll help you carry it."

She was weak, so she took a small bag.

Xiao Ruo chattered endlessly, and when she finished she said, "You don't talk much."

"..." Chen Bingxin said yes, isn't it because you talk too much?

Xiao Ruo probed her head: "Is it usually my brother who talks around you?"

Before Chen Bing could answer, Xiao Ruo had already guessed the answer, and complained: "He usually doesn't talk nonsense with me."

As soon as he got home, Xiao Zhi sat on the sofa to share, Xiao Ruo threw the garlic in his hand into his arms, and let out a loud "cough, tui!"

Then he turned and ran to his room.

Xiao Zhi chased her back: "What happened to her?"

"……fine."

Chen Bing turned around, but the corners of his lips curved slightly.

It was his first time cooking, and when he arrived at the kitchen, Xiao Zhi leaned against the door with his mobile phone, tapped his fingers and looked up at him: "Really?"

"real."

Xiao Zhi picked up the pink apron next to him: "Here you are."

"..."

Chen Bing put it on, and the words that mocked Xiao Zhi some time ago still lingered in his ears, and he tried to pick up the knife.

Xiao Zhi lost his mind on the game, put his shoulder against the door, pressed the screen twice and then looked up at him.

"Aren't you afraid of losing now?" Chen Bing asked.

Xiao Zhi laughed: "Don't be afraid, just lose a few more times, so you can cook for me every day."

"..."

Chen Bing took the mobile phone to watch the tutorial, and learned while watching.

After Xiao Zhi finished typing, he turned off his mobile phone and went to the kitchen to help. Chen Bing moved slowly, but the slow work produced meticulous work, and the knife flower unexpectedly cut beautifully.

He was wearing Xiao Zhi's white shirt over his clothes, with a slim waist and a pink apron, no matter how you looked at it... it was pleasing to the eye.

It seems that he usually doesn't seem to be good at cooking, but following the tutorial step by step, he started to fry the pan with oil, stir-fried it and added salt.

Xiao Zhi took a bite with his chopsticks, and said unexpectedly: "It's really good, Bing is so smart, he can do anything?"

"..." Chen Bing could not hold back his lower lip, and stopped moving.

Although not, but there are everything in the tutorial, all he has to do is estimate the portion, stir fry regularly, and follow the process strictly.

Chen Bing looked at him: "Concentrate, even if you don't do well, it won't be too far behind."

"Then I'll do this one." Xiao Zhi put down his chopsticks and washed his hands under the faucet.

Changed Chen Bing to watch from the side, a piece of lean ginger shreds, the dish has been cut just now, it is almost enough to stir-fry with oil.

Xiao Zhi looked at the tutorial in Chen Bing's hands while working, the green smoke in the pot cleared, and the shredded ginger was bright yellow in color, and the shredded meat was in color, it looked really good.

Tasted just a little salty.

Although the two of them achieved good results, it was almost two o'clock when they ate because their movements were too slow.

The first thing Xiao Zhi did when the food was on the table was to take a photo with his mobile phone: "I'll post it to Moments."

He had just finished sending when the call came.

Wen Wei's voice: "Brother Xiao, where are you eating? Come out to drink at night."

Xiao Zhi: "No time."

"Come on, East Street Bar, there are beauties dancing at night, it's very beautiful."

Indulgent nightlife during winter holidays.

Xiao Zhi turned on the hands-free phone and put it on the table: "I'm busy."

"What are you busy with?" Wen Wei yawned and suddenly panicked, "Wait a minute, I just woke up when my mother slammed the door."

"..."

……just got up.

Xiao Zhi checked the time and confirmed that it was 02:30 in the afternoon.

The phone was not hung up, and Wen Wei could be heard crying: "Mom! Mom! Actually, I woke up this morning! I was taking a nap just now!"

Then there was a violent female voice output.

Xiao Zhi was amused to hear it, and not only didn't hang up the phone when Wen Wei was in distress, but also turned up the volume.

The female voice scolded for about four to five minutes.

After the sound disappeared, there was the sound of closing the door. Wen Wei's unrestrained and unrestrained voice was completely different from the submissiveness just now: "Okay, no nonsense, wait for me to call you at eight o'clock in the evening!"

The phone hangs up.

At the end of the meal, Fu Hang called again, and the first sentence he said was a faint sigh: "Brother Xiao."

"Ok?"

"I quarrel with Xiao Xu every day, and I feel like we are about to break up. It's so fucking annoying. Let me tell you about this girl. I didn't give her a cure when I was playing games last night. There happened to be Daji next to me, so she said I Why didn't you save Daji and not her—"

Xiao Zhi directly hung up the phone.

The winter vacation is almost like this, playing games and playing games, socializing and socializing, sleeping and sleeping, falling in love and falling in love.

Only the two of them wrote a set of papers for basic physics questions in the afternoon.

After writing, I started to make dinner. I didn't finish the lunch, so I re-cooked the rice.

Then around seven o'clock, the phones of Chen Bing and Xiao Zhi started ringing one after the other.

While urging Xiao Zhi to go out for a drink, Xiao Zhi said: "That's not good, that's not good, I can't go." But at the same time, he seemed rather entangled, revealing a posture that as long as you try hard, I might loosen.

On the other side, Chen Bing received a call from Wen Wei.

"Ice God, can you let Brother Xiao out to play for a while?"

Chen Bing: "..."

"Didn't you two go to another place a few days ago? We brothers have always wanted to get together, but we couldn't find the time. I'm not free today. Don't worry, we'll just drink for a while and send him back intact. "

rather strange.

This group of people wanted to ask Xiao Zhi to go out, instead of working hard on him, they worked hard on Chen Bing.

Moreover, the meaning in the words seemed to regard Xiao Zhi as his property.

Chen Bing held the phone, did not speak, and glanced at Xiao Zhi with a slightly cold gaze.

"..."

On the face of it, Xiao Zhi has nothing to do with him, and picks up the food.

Hearing that Chen Bing didn't show signs of loosening, Wen Wei's mouth was dry, and he continued to encourage: "Really, we are just singing and drinking, and those who drink beer don't drink white. If it weren't for your drinking capacity, I would have found you. Send Brother Xiao back safely."

There were echoing voices from behind: "Yes, yes, yes!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

"sure!"

"..."

It seems that everything is waiting for Xiao Zhi.

Chen Bing didn't like this kind of boy's party, mainly because he didn't like to move, so he said, "Then you go."

Xiao Zhi dawdled for a while, then said, "Then I'll go."

He went downstairs unhurriedly, Chen Bing thought that the group of people were waiting for him at the bar, but he didn't expect the cheers from downstairs to come upstairs.

"..."

Chen Bing glanced at the window.

Xiao Zhisi went downstairs slowly, and five or six boys flocked up to hug him and dragged him, feeling that if conditions permit, he might have to kiss him a few more times.Fu Hangmao was at the base of the wall, approached and handed him a cigarette.

He couldn't hear the words, but Xiao Zhi raised his hand and refused.

Wen Wei whistled and tried to hug, but Xiao Zhi lifted his leg and kicked him back two steps.

"..."

A group of people hooked up and walked farther and farther along the street.

Chen Bing returned to the sofa.

Xiao Ruo turned to look at him: "Why don't you go play?"

Chen Bing said simply: "I don't like to move."

"..." Xiao Ruo understood, "Oh."

After a few minutes, Xiao Ruo turned on the TV and said, "May I tell you the love story between the female teacher and the male student again?"

"..."

She had been telling this story for an hour during lunch, but she still hasn't finished it yet.

Chen Bing suddenly felt that he should go out.

Xiao Ruo has a strong desire to express herself, especially in front of her family members whom she believes to be her own.She put a fruit plate on the table, and she talked while eating melon seeds, and she kept eating melon seeds while talking, and there were a lot of melon seeds in a while.

Chen Bing had no emotion on his face, and secretly raised his hand to look at his watch countless times.

"So, they are together in the end." Xiao Ruo burst out laughing.

"very nice."

Chen Bing stood up neatly: "I'll go out to find your brother."

Xiao Ruo stared at him blankly: "I still have a story about the female president and the handsome guy that I haven't told."

"...Come back and listen."

Chen Bing opened the door and went straight out.

It's almost eleven o'clock.

Their boys occasionally wander until the early hours of the morning and stay away until the night. In short, they are a group of prodigal sons whose families can't control them.

The wind was a bit cold in the middle of the night, so Chen Bing sent a message to Xiao Zhi, but he didn't reply, so he had to send it to Wen Wei.

He quickly returned the address: "Come on, the ice god! Swing together!"

"..."

The address was not far away, Chen Bing took a taxi to go there.

These places became more lively as the night progressed, and the corridor deep in the KTV was pitch black. Chen Bing turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, and just as he opened the door, he heard a strong sound wave.

"Jinglei, this purple gold hammer with a sky-high cultivation base—"

"Zi Dian, this Xuanzhen Flame Nine Heavens Hanging Sword is shocking—"

"..."

Chen Bing took a picture inside with his mobile phone, trying to see clearly what the hell it was.I saw Wen Wei stepping on the sofa with one leg and screaming, and there was a brother behind him waving flowers.Chen Bing's light made him swallow his voice, and holding the microphone, he made a terrified voice: "Fuck, I thought the anti-pornography is coming—"

There was a burst of laughter from behind.

"It's a good idea, even if there is a girl in this room!"

"Didn't you call 20 times and none of them came?"

"I feel that you sing too badly, and the next door brought a stool over to fight."

"..."

The light was dim, and Lu Li's special effect lights illuminated the faces of people with colorful patterns.On the other side, a few heads were gathered to fight the landlord, and Fu Hang shouted: "Boom!"

Afterwards, he saw Chen Bing and ticked inward.

"Brother Xiao, your wife is here."

Chen Bing was walking there, the voice was covered, but he could hear it clearly.

The figures in the sofa bed were scattered, Xiao Zhi leaned his shoulders on his back relaxedly, holding the deck of cards between his fingers, his brows and eyes were smeared layer by layer with shadows, only the faint light and shadow under his eyes could clearly see the top of his thin lips With a straight nose, his posture reveals a bit of drunkenness.

Seeing Chen Bing, Xiao Zhi stretched out his hand to hold Chen Bing's wrist, his footsteps were unsteady, and Chen Bing sat down next to him.

Xiao Zhi lost his cards and moved closer to his ear, his dull thoughts stuck on the last sentence.

Then he spoke, his voice was hoarse and low due to the alcohol, and he breathed, reaching his eardrums.

"Wife?"

"..." A layer of hair on Chen Bing's back exploded, "You fucking wake up, idiot!"

Xiao Zhi laughed, looked down at the cards in his hand, he was obviously a little drunk, but he was quite sober when he played the cards: "I blew up too."

Fu Hang: "Are you still bombing?"

"My three sevens have been waiting for your three sixes."

"...Fuck, what a coincidence."

Fu Hang had a showdown: "I still have a pair of 3s and a Q."

"..." Guan Kun, who also had a pair of 4s and a pile of waste cards left, knocked him on the head directly: "Then how dare you f*ck it, how dare you?!"

Fu Hang felt that this game was boring: "I won't accompany you anymore." After finishing speaking, he simply asked Wen Wei to sing a chorus.

Just now Wen Wei sang "Thunder" by himself, which was a headache.

When the two of you sing together, your ears will explode.

Chen Bing stayed for a while and said, "I'm going out to get some air."

Seeing that he was not feeling well, Xiao Zhi got up: "Then let's go?"

The music stopped suddenly, and Wen Wei turned around: "Are you leaving now? The song you ordered hasn't been sung yet."

"Don't sing."

Playing games and drinking just now, he was busy dealing with Xiao Zhi, so he drank more.Seeing that his walking seemed unsteady, Chen Bing glanced at him and asked, "Are you okay?"

The corridor out of the box was pitch black, Xiao Zhi just said "it's okay" and stepped on the soft carpet, he said an unexpected "Huh?", then leaned crookedly to the side.

"Hold."

Chen Bing pulled him back by the wrist, his heavy breathing was accompanied by the clear aroma of wine, overwhelming, and instantly pressed to his side.

Chen Bing was stunned for a moment, his knees were pressed against the wall, Xiao Zhi stared straight into his eyes, breathing hot, and whispered softly in his ear.

"Wife."

"..."

Chen Bing's toe was almost broken.

"Be normal!" Chen Bing snapped.

"Wife." Xiao Zhi's voice was filled with laughter, and the heat spread from his chest, blowing onto his face bit by bit.

"..."

"Good daughter-in-law."

"..."

Chen Bing looked at him incredulously for a while, to make sure if he was confused by drinking: "Be normal."

"Call me wife, why is it abnormal?"

Xiao Zhi's breathing was hot, the corners of his lips were always curved, and he raised his hand to touch his wife's face.

"Is it annoying?"

Chen Bing walked out, "Hold the wall by yourself."

Xiao Zhi was just walking unsteadily at the beginning, but now he has adjusted, and is one or two steps behind Chen Bing.

Although he felt that his problem was not serious, Chen Bing couldn't hold back, and looked back at him after walking for a while, seeing that this person was still following behind him from time to time.

Considering that it was inconvenient for him to walk, Chen Bing took a taxi.

It was very quiet all the way, probably because Xiao Zhi was drunk and talked a lot less.

When going up the stairs, Chen Bing had just stepped into the darkness, remembered that he was drunk, and turned back.

The corridor was dimly lit, and the white ash on the walls was stained with gray marks.

Xiao Zhi stood still on the bottom floor, raised his eyelids to look at him, and said softly, "My wife is leading me."

"..."

Chen Bingxin said I can fuck you.

But even though he was furious in his heart, he still had to walk down. Just as he reached out to grab his wrist, Xiao Zhi immediately grabbed his five fingers with his backhand.

The crosses were clasped tightly, because Xiao Zhi walked relatively slowly, and this journey was simply a kind of torment.

"Wife." Xiao Zhi said.

Chen Bing ignored him.

"Honey, why don't you talk?"

"..."

"Wife."

"..."

Chen Bing was really convinced, and stretched out his hand to cover half of his face, but just as he reached out, Xiao Zhi caught him, pulled it to his lips and kissed the back of his hand with a "chirp".

Forget it.

Kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred.

Chen Bing ignored his madness until he went home.

The living room was quiet, Xiao Ruo had already fallen asleep.

Chen Bing dragged Xiao Zhi to the room, closed the door, led him directly to the bathroom, picked up the shaggy head, and said, "Sober up for you."

Chen Bing turned his back to Xiao Zhi to adjust the water temperature, and Xiao Zhi was placed behind his back.He lowered his eyes halfway, his jawline was sharp, his brows and eyes were a little cold when he didn't control his expression, but his eyes were very warm and hot.

Chen Bing leaned over halfway, and the folds of the white clothes were pulled out, revealing a waistline and straight and slender legs, looking beautiful.

"Come here, face to face or—" Chen Bing turned his head and wanted to hold him, Xiao Zhi took two steps forward, and his knees touched him, pinning him in the corner of the narrow water platform.

Chen Bing was stunned for a moment, but before he could react, Xiao Zhi raised his hand and hugged him into his arms.

Chen Bing was still holding the nozzle, turned away from the other end, and the warm water poured down.

Xiao Zhi kissed him on the side of the face, up to the neck of the ear: "wife."

Grabbing his hand, he pressed it to his lips and kissed again.

"Wife."