why don't you laugh

"What are you talking about?" Xiao Zhi pinched his wrist, half a smile, "I have to buy you an expensive box and a piece of good land at that time, right?"

Chen Bing also smiled: "Yes.

It's a little strange, if Xiao Zhi didn't say that, Chen Bing would never have imagined the feeling of being burned to ashes in a box when he died, and when he was buried in the cemetery, Xiao Zhi would be standing outside.

Chen Bing really thought it was funny, and suddenly clicked his tongue in his heart.

The whole body suddenly became very cold.

"Fuck some eggs," Xiao Zhi looked at his infusion bag, "I'll be discharged from the hospital when I've recovered from the cold, and say that there's nothing left."

Chen Bing's hand was held by him, and Xiao Zhi pinched it very hard, causing pain in his bones: "You are not in good health, and a fever is so serious. From now on, I will take care of you, prevent you from getting sick again, and take care of you well." White and tender."

Don't make you sick again.

These words touched Chen Bing's heart, and he turned his head to look at him, with a provocative tone: "What do you support me with?"

"..."

"Stealing a battery car?"

"..."

Xiao Zhi put his hands together to his palms, lowered his head and smiled, and said, "Okay, I got it."

The future is relatively bleak for Chen Bing, but he still imagined it: "University must be in at least one city, right?

Xiao Zhi: "Yes."

"Even if we're not here, we have to meet each other every month, right?"

"Correct."

Chen Bing scratched through his hair with his finger: "Then what do you think should be done?"

Xiao Zhi grabbed his hand and kissed him, before he could speak, the phone rang suddenly.He looked down and said, "Ms. Lu, I guess I'm asking about your condition."

The voice of Lu Weimin came out from the speaker: "Xiao Zhi, how is Chen Bing doing now?"

"Very good." Xiao Zhi glanced at him, "I have the strength to urge me to study again."

Chen Bing: "..."

"Ah, just right, you didn't have much class today. If you can come back tonight, you can ask Zhu Xiao for homework and make up notes. Chen Bing is much better now?"

Chen Bing responded with a hoarse voice: "Okay, I'm fine now."

"Okay, which hospital is it, do you want me to come over?"

Xiao Zhi hurriedly said: "No, don't come, I can take good care of him."

"..." Lu Weimin was rejected and didn't ask any further questions, "That's fine."

After hanging up the phone, the water in Chen Bing's hand was almost at an end.Xiao Zhi got up: "I'll go out and call the nurse."

The nurse quickly came in to take care of Chen Bing, and Xiao Zhi was about to follow in. The doctor waved and said, "That handsome guy, come here and get some medicine."

The doctor wrote the list, Xiao Zhi sat beside him and waited, and asked by the way: "Why does he have such a severe fever? The infusion in the morning didn't help, and the fever hasn't subsided yet."

"Physical problems, physical problems." The doctor said, "Some people may have stronger physical resistance, and some people may have weaker physical fitness."

"..."

Xiao Zhi felt like he didn't hear anything.

After the doctor finished writing, he handed it to him: "The pharmacy is on the first floor, just pass it in and you can get the medicine."

"Thank you."

Xiao Zhi folded the paper and was about to leave the office, when he suddenly remembered something, turned around and sat down again.

The doctor held a teacup: "What's wrong?"

"I want to ask something."

Chen Bing is tall and has long legs, white and clean, and looks in good health. Earlier Chen Bing said that he was not in good health and Xiao Zhi didn't take it seriously, but when he accompanied him to the hospital, he overheard him crying for pain several times.Although Xiao Zhi didn't quite understand, he wanted to figure out what was going on.

Xiao Zhi said: "I have a friend who usually seems to be in good health, but when he gets sick or goes to the hospital, he complains of pain, but he doesn't say where it hurts."

"Really?" the doctor said after thinking, "There is no sign of illness in his body? Have you seen the film?"

Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes and thought for a few seconds: "Probably not."

The doctor put down the teacup in his hand.

"It may be psychological trauma." The doctor said, "I am not professional in this area, but there have been cases in the past. A child was buried under a cement slab for two days and two nights due to an earthquake, and he often suffered from headaches in middle age. A nail was driven into her head."

"It's a traumatic situation, maybe your friend has suffered from a serious illness before and has some psychological problems."

Someone next to him was looking for a meeting with a doctor. Before he left, he dropped a sentence: "Many cancer patients are like this after recovery. If possible, take him to see a psychiatrist and pay attention to physical examination."

The doctor left the office.

When Xiao Zhi returned to the ward, Chen Bing was drinking medicine with hot water.He bent slightly, and the sweater was pulled up, revealing a sharp waistline.

Chen Bing felt uncomfortable staying here: "When can I leave?"

"Soon," Xiao Zhi said, "we'll leave when the half bag is finished and your fever subsides."

"Back to school?"

"You should go back to the dormitory to sleep when you go back to school. No one will take care of you, or ask Teacher Lu to come to my house on leave."

"..." Chen Bing is feeling uncomfortable now, and he doesn't have much opinion, but he thought about it and said, "Every time I go to your house, isn't Teacher Lu suspicious?"

"It's okay, we have a good relationship."

"..."

Chen Bing caught a cold and was prone to cold, so he sat back on the bed and pulled the quilt to cover his knees and waist.

Xiao Zhi sat beside him, thought for a while and asked, "How was your freshman year?"

"..." Not understanding why he suddenly asked this, Chen Bing said, "It's okay."

"Run and jump every day, learn to play, are you not sick?"

"Not sick."

"..."

Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows, his eyes fell on his face, and after looking carefully at him, he said, "You're really not sick?"

After asking, Xiao Zhi felt that it was useless to ask. According to the doctor, it is usually caused by serious illnesses of life and death that leave psychological trauma. Chen Bing looks good now, with a straight waist and long legs compared to a child in elementary school. It doesn't look like what it would be like to be sick for a year.

Chen Bing looked at him for a while, his demeanor in his gray eyes was a little cold, and he turned away as if nothing had happened.

"what happened?"

Xiao Zhi thought for a while and sat down next to him, holding his face and looking around: "Don't you still say it hurts today? Where does it hurt?"

"..." Chen Bing was startled, "It doesn't hurt."

"It doesn't hurt yet? The injection hurts."

Xiao Zhi pulled out his hand.

Chen Bing has good-looking hands, white and thin, with slender and well-proportioned finger bones.Look carefully, except for today's infusion, there are no traces of needle holes or receiving medical equipment. The cuffs are tied and pushed to the forearm. The blue blood vessels are extremely obvious against the fair skin.

There are no superfluous traces either.

"There's nothing." Xiao Zhi thought for a while and said, "Then we Bingbing are simply afraid of pain, right?"

"..."

"Little Jiaojiao." Xiao Zhi confirmed a new title for him.

"..."

Chen Bing didn't bother to pay attention to this, and looked at him quietly for a while, not sure if he had guessed something: "What's wrong?

Xiao Zhi expressed his doubts just now.

After hearing this, Chen Bing was a little surprised. He didn't expect that he would be so deeply affected by the events before his rebirth. After a while, he wiped his fingers on the hospital bed, and pretended to ask casually, "If I get cancer in the future, what would you do?" what to do?"

Xiao Zhi looked at him for two seconds: "You have a hammer."

"..."

Chen Bing tried his best to be as polite as possible: "I say if."

"You can assume that our first birth is a son or a daughter."

"..."

Chen Bing held back for two or three seconds, raised his leg and kicked him in this direction, but after Xiao Zhi dodged sideways, instead of running away like before, he leaned closer to hold Chen Bing's hands and feet and hugged him into his arms .His hands are quite nimble, especially now that Chen Bing has a fever and has little strength, so he will soon be under pressure.

Can't move.

Xiao Zhi smiled, his throat rolled slightly, the sweater that was close to his chest vibrated, being held in his arms, Chen Bing felt hot all over again.

But obviously not a fever.

"Okay," Xiao Zhi said, "I advise you not to fight with me, you can't beat me."

"..." Chen Bing was about to die of anger, and pressed his forehead against his neck, slowly moved forward and hugged him tightly.

His body was soft and his movements were slow. He moved into his arms like a cat trying to test the ground, feeling obviously angry, and hugged him again.

"Okay, stop making trouble. The nurse saw that we were not good at fighting, and our character collapsed. Xiao Zhi tilted his head and looked at the position of the door, "You are a five-year-old child with an IQ, and you should obey your brother. "

Chen Bing was close to his ear, and the tip of his nose brushed against the cool skin.

"Brother." He called softly.

Xiao Zhi didn't hear it for a while, and lowered his eyes: "Huh?"

Chen Bing fumbled through the fabric with his fingers, and his movements were not fast. Xiao Zhi thought he was going to touch himself, until he was pinched hard at the waist.

"……hiss."

The emotion in Xiao Zhi's eyes deepened, he didn't expect this beauty trick at all, he licked his lower lip, angrily and funny: "Chen Bing, you can do it."

fool.

Chen Bing buried himself in his shoulder and laughed.

Chen Bing repeated his old trick, called "Brother" again, and walked around him very skillfully.

Xiao Zhi said calmly, "Yes."

When Chen Bing was thinking about how to strike, his jaw was suddenly pinched lightly, his eyes were in a daze, and a kiss with hot breath fell to the corner of his lips.

A nurse's voice came from outside the door: "Have you finished the infusion?

She came in to check the infusion bag, and then looked at Chen Bing again.

Chen Bing sat down with no expression on his face.

The nurse was a little weird.

"Your face is still so red?" She took the temperature measurement again, "It seems that the fever is not so serious."

"..."

Chen Bing didn't know what to say.

Next to him, Xiao Zhi, who was two or three steps away, pretended nothing had happened, looked down at him and raised his eyebrows, with a slight smile on his lips, lazily.

Sunlight fell into sight from the window.

Chen Bing sat for a while, and suddenly felt that the weather this afternoon was not bad.

In the second half of January, a thin layer of snow fell outside the window. When Li Xu entered the door, he brought a burst of cold air and ran towards Xiao Zhi's side rustlingly.

"Brother Xiao, come out." He raised his chin.

It was get out of class time in the classroom, a few boys in the back row played cards around, Xiao Zhi under the pile of books ignored it for half a minute, until he was urged again, and then he poked the cap back on the nib slowly.

Xiao Zhi: "Do you have something to do?"

"Come out." Li Xu glanced left and right, as if he had a secret to confess, and at the same time kicked Guan Kun's stool over, "Brother, move!"

Chen Bing stopped writing and glanced at him.

"..." Li Xu made the report first, "Ice God, let's go out and have a chat."

Chen Bing said indifferently: "Xiao Zhi is now on the rise of his studies, nonsense, let's talk less."

Very callous.

Li Xu responded.

He didn't tell what happened until he got to the corridor.

"A few days ago, a boy from our school turned to the girls' dormitory of their railway transportation vocational high school to find a girlfriend. Zhang Fang just caught him and said he wanted to fight with us. Are you going to come or not?"

Zhang Fang is a very quack-like person. He is a school bully in a vocational high school, and he has maintained a confrontation with the No. [-] Middle School for decades. Whenever something happens, he has to fight with the school bully representative of the No. [-] Middle School.

After Xiao Zhi listened, he turned his head and prepared to go back to the classroom: "No, tell him to get out."

Li Xu hurriedly said, "No, we broke our promise to fight last time, and if we don't go this time, then our Ninth Middle School will be looked down upon by others! Brother Xiao! Have you forgotten all the rules of the world!!"

"There are still a few days left for the final exam, Xiao Zhi focused on the question in the classroom just now, and said, "I'm going to hit you. "

Li Xu: "..."

Li Xu is more aggressive and competitive: "No, brother Xiao, Zhang Fang wants to fight you by name, and if you don't fight, go meet and try to discuss this matter?"

Xiao Zhi didn't know if he listened or not, so he turned his head and went back to the classroom.

On the Saturday afternoon before the exam, there were five or six boys standing at the crossroads outside the school gate, smoking cigarettes. They didn't look like anything to be messed with, and they stood there like door gods.

Li Xu pointed with his schoolbag on his back: "Brother Xiao, it's them."

Xiao Zhi lowered his head and walked into the shade of the tree, glanced at the famous poems in the palm of his hand, and after making sure that he could no longer read the words clearly, he received it in his jacket pocket, and glanced left and right.

Zhang Fang put a square face in front of him: "Old Xiao, long time no see, the scum from your school came to our girls' dormitory to make trouble, do you care?"

Li Xu roared: "You are talking nonsense! It was obviously that girl who opened the door on her own initiative!"

"You fucking fart! Even if she opened the door, no smelly man can enter!" Zhang Fang yelled back.

Xiao Zhi heard them quarreling for half a minute, raised his hand, and was about to pat Zhang Fang on the shoulder: "I said—"

Zhang Fang took a step back abruptly.

"Damn it, don't engage in a sneak attack!"

"..." Xiao Zhi laughed, "I just want to ask, when is your final exam?"

Zhang Fang thought that he was going to have a bloody fight with him, but he didn't expect him to ask this instead, and was stunned for a few seconds: "It will take two days."

"I have two days to go," Xiao Zhi said, "I'm busy with exams now, don't make trouble, go and prepare for your studies."

"????"

Zhang Fang never expected him to say such a thing, and glared angrily: "Don't forget how you skipped the exam and came out to fight with me! What a joke! Now you actually say that you are going to give up fighting for the final exam!?"

Xiao Zhi hummed calmly: "Study is more important. You should study hard too, don't always think about fighting and killing."

He paused for a few seconds: "I wanted to say that you will understand when you fall in love, but you don't. Then you can think about your gray-haired old mother in your family, so as to stimulate your enthusiasm for learning."

Zhang Fang: "..."

I fuck.

There is a saying that MMP does not know whether to say it or not.

Xiao Zhi pointed to the school gate, the light was dim, and a tall figure stood vaguely: "My deskmate is pinching the watch there, 3 minutes, I don't have time to talk to you."

"?"

Seeing that he was about to leave, Zhang Fang shouted, "Stop!"

"busy?

Zhang Fang stumbled, his eyes widened: "Did you wash your hands and quit?"

"..." Although the words he used were funny, Xiao Zhi was not in the mood to care about them, "Yeah."

Zhang Fang: "Aren't we rivals for life!!! His words sound like a lonely man who has lost his lifelong enemy."

Xiao Zhi pointed to Wen Wei next to him: "You can go find him in the future."

Wen Wei lay on Guan Kun's shoulder and smirked. He had touched it to watch the show, but suddenly became alert: "?"

what happened?

Qing Dynasty died?

Xiao Zhi took out the famous sentence book in his pocket, waved his hand to say goodbye, and walked towards the school gate without looking back: "Let's go."

Chen Bing tapped the edge of the phone with his fingertips, and put it back into his school uniform pocket.

Together they walked along the interior of the street.

"eat something?"

"What to eat?"

"Just take a look first."

Chen Bing pointed to the dessert shop nearby: "I'll buy tomorrow's breakfast."

Xiao Zhi responded and entered the shop with him.

Chen Bing was planning to buy a bread and a bottle of yogurt. He just walked around, and when he raised his hand to pick up the bottle of milk on the top, another hand with a watch stretched out.

Without any hesitation, I took it directly.Chen Bing raised his gaze, and Xu Zheng was standing there with a smirk on his face: "Chen Bing, are you going out of school to buy some snacks?"

Chen Bing said, "Teacher Xu."

Xu Zheng glanced at Xiao Zhi who was standing at the door. His figure was tall and his shadow fell on the street.He said: "The final exam is two days away, how are you preparing?"

Chen Bing said, "It's not bad."

Xu Zheng raised his voice: "How is Xiao Zhi's preparation?" His words made it clear that Xiao Zhi wanted to hear him.

Xiao Zhi glanced at him sideways, put his hands in his coat pockets, squinted lazily, and didn't bother to talk to him at all.

Xu Zheng's Huairou policy hit a snag, but he just smiled: "Come on for the exam."

After speaking, he put the plain yogurt back on the shelf, picked up the lactic acid bacteria next to it, went to the counter to check out, and left.

Chen Bing turned his head and saw his back as he walked further and further away.

Regarding his yin and yang strangeness, Xiao Zhi just said: "Let's be idle."

Chen Bing looked down at the yogurt, originally planned to take a walk, thought for a while and said, "I'm going back, I'll open the video test set later."

"..." Xiao Zhi said nothing else, "All right."

But before leaving, he raised his long legs and took a step forward.

Xiao Zhi stood in front of Chen Bing, with the lights behind him, his brows and eyes were obscured, and when he spoke, a mist appeared naturally in the ice and snow.

His voice was very soft, leaning against Chen Bing's ear.

"How many kisses do you owe me?"

Chen Bing: "You take the test first."

"I know, I've memorized it in my little notebook, Xiao Zhi raised his tone, "Advanced one, give me a kiss." "

Chen Bing was funny.

During this period of time, Xiao Zhi really calmed down, but after he could sit still in the classroom, the object of his pleasure became Chen Bing, who often made unreasonable demands.

Chen Bing was very cooperative with the little boy asking for candy: "Yeah."

Xiao Zhi: "I'm leaving."

He went to the side of the road to untie his bicycle, put his leg on the pedal, and turned back after a while; "Come on, blow a kiss, I will feel it first."

"..." Chen Bing said, "Hurry up and go."

Xiao Zhi pinched the brake with his fingers: "Hey, no, I can't walk without power."

Chen Bing took two steps forward, ready to kick his bicycle out.

But just as he walked into the shadows, his hand was gently held by Xiao Zhi.

After a fleeting moment, after pulling and letting go, Xiao Zhi said, "I'm leaving."

"you go."

"Sure, really don't give me a bobo?"

"..."

Chen Bing couldn't help kicking him, and under the light, the corners of his lips curled up: "Hurry up, you."

Xiao Zhi: "Really gone?"

Chen Bing wanted to touch a rock and throw it at him: "... Hurry up and go."

When the figure gradually drove away, went down from the intersection, and disappeared under the sky full of street lights, Chen Bing felt a chill in his heart, which settled little by little.

He stood there for almost half a minute, then turned around and went back to the dormitory.

Usually everyone is fishing and paddling in class, but these days at the end of the term are still very anxious.As expected, Wen Wei decided to study hard for less than a week.

He resumed his busy life of reselling Xueba's notes all day long, but at this time he took out a small desk lamp.

"My father decided to turn on the lamp to read at night."

Chen Bing glanced at the physics exercise book he had opened. He was reading the preface, which had Marx's scientific world view and methodology ticked off. He also used three pens and a pencil case to make a simple "God of the Exam" tablet.

Chen Bing took the glass of water, drank it and taunted ruthlessly: "Marx is an atheist, and he will not allow you to cram for a while."

"..." Wen Wei knocked down the tablet and changed "Kaoshen" to "Ice God".

Chen Bing laughed: "Let's learn, how much you can make up."

However, Wen Wei was not in a very depressed mood, and started to lose his mind after less than 10 minutes of learning.

"Bingshen, are you really going to go to college with Brother Xiao during the winter vacation?"

This matter is all Xiao Zhi's fault, and he said everywhere with a calm expression that he went to live with Chen Bing in the winter vacation.

Chen Bing hummed, and turned on the phone video.

Xiao Zhi wrote the test paper, Chen Bing muted it, and then Wen Wei began to plan his winter vacation life, and while planning, he was spurred by his lack of learning knowledge, crying ghosts and howling.

"Wooooow, I can't finish learning!"

"Woooooooo, the teaching building of the Ninth Middle School, a leap to solve a thousand worries!"

"Woooooo winter vacation, I want to go back to my hometown with my mother to plant rice seedlings and break buds."

"Woooooo what does this intercept mean?"

"..."

The auntie in charge of the dormitory doesn’t care much about the students these days, and will give special reminders at two o’clock in the morning, lest the students’ work and rest are particularly irregular, which will affect the quality of study.

Chen Bing has always been steady.

But on the way to the bathroom to take a shower, I saw everyone pretending to read books regardless of whether they usually study or not, and I suddenly felt a little anxious.

On the day of the exam, I went to the classroom for early self-study. Xiao Zhi sat in the chair and took a book and turned it on his fingertips. As if nothing had happened, Chen Bing was a little nervous.

Chen Bing felt very annoyed.

He had never been nervous in the exams for so many years, but he was so nervous because of Xiao Zhi.

Next to him, Wen Wei frantically tugged at his school uniform, and said, "Ice God, Brother Xiao, let me state first that I have no other intentions, I am just purely superstitious in metaphysics, and I want to borrow your school uniform to touch it. Do your best and obey the destiny. I will Touch it, I don't care how you do in the follow-up exam—"

Chen Bing pinched the corner of the school uniform, but before he could exert any strength, Xiao Zhi directly pulled it back: "Get lost."

Wen Wei was so wronged: "Brother Xiao, I'll just touch it, you won't just watch your brother miss the last straw, will you?"

There was a stalemate for four or five seconds.

Xiao Zhi pulled out his school uniform from the belly of the table, and said on his face, "Touching his boyfriend's, the effect should be similar."

"..."

Wen Wei changed his face in a second.

However, at the moment, it seems that there is no better way to think of it. The dead horse is a living horse doctor. Wen Wei took over Xiao Zhi's school uniform: "Can I wear it?"

Xiao Zhi stared at him.

Wen Wei had to defend himself: "I wanted to hug the Ice God, but considering our brotherhood, it's not appropriate. If you don't want me to wear the school uniform, then let me hug you to pass the test luck. "

"Don't even think about it," Xiao Zhi simply took back his school uniform, "You get 0 points in the exam."

"..."

They were fighting and fighting, and Lu Weimin stood on the podium and urged: "Remember to fill in the machine to read the card, write carefully so that the machine can't read it, and don't forget to write the student number. I see who won't write the name this time. I will post his test paper at the school gate for everyone to read!"

Chen Bing sat, his fingertips felt cold.

After a while, when the bell rang, the whole class began to rush out of the classroom.

Xiao Zhi's examination room was downstairs, and he was about to leave with a pen and draft paper, when Chen Bing suddenly stopped him.

"Xiao Zhi."

There was a rush of people at the stairs, Xiao Zhi's tall and thin figure turned back: "What's wrong?"

Chen Bing took several steps forward.

She was a little nervous, but she stretched out her arms and hugged him tightly.

After hugging Chen Bing and letting go, everyone watched, feeling the heat behind his ears.

Chen Bing pretended to be calm: "Here is your luck."

The author has something to say:

Wen Wei:? ? ?Ice God, aren't you superstitious?