why don't you laugh

After this round, it stays on the battle page.

Chen Bing's record is in line with his status as a novice in the canyon, 0-3-6, and some of his teammates are more rubbish than him.After the end, it showed that Xiao Zhi was still "in the game".

Xiao Zhi's rambunctious voice came from the loudspeaker: "Wait until I report my teammates, and someone beats you worse than you."

"..."

hjkl: [Isn't this a win? 】

Xiao Zhi disagreed: "What does winning have anything to do with reporting orphans?"

"..."

Very good, the boss can't rub the sand in his eyes.

Xiao Zhi poked the screen and snorted: "At this level, the only thing that can be related to the national server in this life is probably being reported by me."

He spoke very arrogantly, and there was a little youthful spirit and pride in his arrogance.

It's kind of... fun.

Chen Bing looked at the screen for a few seconds, not knowing what to say for a while, and suddenly wanted to suppress him.

hjkl: [Then how about today, take a rest, let's learn "Li Sao"? 】

I have already played for more than two hours. According to Chen Bing's study habits, it is time to study.

However, after Chen Bing finished sending this line, the sound from the speaker disappeared.

Then it was displayed that "Ms. Sniper" had withdrawn from the team and was offline. At the same time, the timer on the companion software also stopped beating.

Xiao Zhi was too lazy to talk nonsense and went offline directly.

"..."

After looking at the phone for a few seconds, Chen Bing pursed his lower lip indifferently, and then fell asleep.

Just after lunch the next day, Chen Bing asked the driver to take him back to No. [-] Middle School. When the driver got off the car, he said, "Young Master, Ma'am asked you to buy more milk, nutritional supplements and fruits, and put them in the dormitory to fill your stomach at any time. Don't you need me to accompany you?"

Chen Bing didn't like walking with people very much, so he said "no" and went to the nearest supermarket.

This is the only big supermarket near No. [-] Middle School. When Chen Bing walked to the fruit section, he saw two figures, one tall and one short.

Xiao Ruo took the bag.

"Brother, should I buy apples or bananas?"

"Whatever you want, don't ask me."

"……Oh."

Xiao Zhi carried a few bags of snacks in one hand, seemed very uninterested in shopping but had to come, looked down at Xiao Ruo running around, holding a small watermelon in his arms.

Chen Bing was thinking about how to say hello.

Last night Xiao Zhi's obsession with the fact that he was offline at the speed of light after studying hit his heart, Chen Bing immediately wanted to turn his back and pretend he didn't see him.

Xiao Ruo noticed him when he took the apple, blinked, and pulled Xiao Zhi's T-shirt: "Brother."

Xiao Zhi looked over and stood under the light, wearing a very casual T-shirt, with serious eyes.

Chen Bing had no choice but to go over: "Buy some fruit?"

"What are you buying?"

"I'll buy it too."

Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows, raised his hand and patted Xiao Ruo's forehead: "Go pick a catty for your brother."

"..."

Xiao Ruo's eyes widened, obviously a bit unconvinced, she tore up the plastic bag and stuffed apples into it.

Chen Bing picked and asked, "Have you finished your homework?"

——At the beginning, ask about topics that can kill you.

Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows: "Are you unable to speak?"

"..."

Chen Bing paused and changed his words: "Has the king reached a hundred stars?"

This top speed made Xiao Zhi endure for two seconds, the corners of his lips were raised, and he nodded his chin: "99."

Chen Bing hehe: "Excellent."

Chatted awkwardly, checked out the supermarket, just arrived at the square, Chen Bing wanted to ask if you are going back to school now, and saw Wen Wei running this way with a husky on a lead.

"My mother raised it, let it out for you to see."

Wen Wei was wearing pedal slippers and shorts, and his calves were as hairy as if he was wearing a pair of woolen trousers. He teased Xiao Ruo, "Miss, I brought you the dog."

The dog is a large, energetic dog with blue eyes and snow-white fur.Xiao Ruo immediately dropped the fruit and touched Husky's forehead.

But it seemed that he was afraid of being bitten again, so he retracted his fingers a few times, and then turned around and shouted at Xiao Zhi: "Brother, can you hug the dog's head? I'll touch its body."

Xiao Zhi looked forbearing, and looked down at her for a few seconds: "Don't you think you're being contrived?"

Xiao Ruo: "..."

Wen Wei booed happily: "Come on, Brother Xiao, come and hug the dog's head."

"..."

Xiao Zhi wanted to laugh angrily, stood blankly for a few seconds, then suddenly turned to Chen Bing: "Are you going?"

Chen Bing, who was suddenly caught fire: "?"

"Just now Xiao Ruo picked apples for you. Isn't it reasonable for you to give her a hug?"

I fuck-

Chen Bing moved his lower lip, he had never seen such a big brother who dumped the blame.The little girl next to him waved her hand eagerly, Chen Bing walked up to Xiao Zhi's back and kicked him: "Go by yourself."

He doesn't move much, but he is very friendly.Chen Bing had a bad habit of kicking his legs before, and kicked hard when he got angry.

After kicking like this, Xiao Zhi had no choice but to bend over to Erha's side, to stabilize his head first: "Okay, I'll help you pull it. Hurry up and touch wherever you want."

The scene is extremely bizarre.

Chen Bing resisted being funny, and turned around: "It's time to go."

"Where are you going?" Wen Wei raised his gaze, "Back to Hammer School after three o'clock? Bingshen, do you want to play mahjong together?"

"..." Chen Bing waved his hand.

"Don't come, I just called Guan Kun, one of the three is missing. If you want to come, I will tell Li Xu not to come. It doesn't matter if you don't, Brother Xiao can teach you. His card skills are as good as death. "

Chen Bing had nothing to say for a moment.

In short, they are proficient in everything that has nothing to do with learning.

While Chen Bing was thinking about it, Xiao Zhi put one hand in his trouser pocket next to him, and the head of the guard dog escorted Xiao Ruo's safety, but his mouth was particularly annoying: "Dogs are so cute? How about selling you for another dog?"

"..."

Xiao Ruo was so angry that she threw herself on him and beat him: "Brother, you are so annoying!"

The two siblings were fighting, and Chen Bing turned to him and asked, "Are you going to play mahjong too?"

Xiao Zhi looked at the phone: "Otherwise, how will I spend this afternoon?"

"Didn't you finish your homework?"

"..."

Xiao Zhibo's lips moved imperceptibly, he squinted at him, and said in a cold voice, "There is a generation gap between us."

The words are still foolish and not serious.The relationship has just improved in the past two days, and Chen Bing doesn't want to preach at length, and I'm afraid he won't listen to it.After walking for a minute or two, Wen Wei's cell phone rang suddenly.

Connected, the voice on the other side is full of stimulation

"Isn't Zhang Ziming's father's mahjong parlor the appointment? I just arrived, and when I saw someone picking things up, the fucking fight started again."

"what happened?"

"Isn't his father acquainted with a group of dubious people in society? Dajin Street Thirteen Taibao, squatting in the mahjong parlor every day. There was a row of bumps and bumps, and it is said that the police were alerted. Come over and watch the fun."

Wen Wei focused on another aspect: "Then the police are here, can we still play mahjong?"

"..."

Chen Bing stopped when he heard Zhang Ziming's name.

"The mahjong parlor opened by Zhang Ziming's father?"

Wen Wei turned around: "What's wrong?"

Before rebirth, something happened after Xiao Zhi met Zhang Ziming. Chen Bing had a subconscious sense of danger, and wanted Xiao Zhi to stay as far away from him as possible.

Chen Bing said: "Because he had a puppy love with Xiao Zhi's photo before, I have a bad impression of him, can you change the place?"

Wen Wei was stunned for two seconds: "No, most of the mahjong parlors on the main street are run by Zhang Ziming's father's family."

"..."

Chen Bing had nothing to say: "So rich?"

"Compared with your family, I don't think it's rich, but it's still quite rich in this area, little boss. And only the mahjong hall is well-decorated and you can drink tea. Other places are messy and dirty family workshops. Can you go?"

Chen Bing couldn't go.

He didn't want to go either.

Seeing that everyone didn't take it seriously, even if he didn't go, Xiao Zhi would go back.

Just bad.

He didn't want Xiao Zhi to touch even a hair of Zhang Ziming.

Chen Bing didn't show any intense emotion on his face. After walking for a few minutes, he slowly put his hands on his waist and squatted down on the ground: "I seem to have a stomachache."

"..."

Xiao Zhi turned to look at him, his gaze hesitated for a few seconds.

I was still alive and kicking just now, but now my stomach hurts for a second.And even if it's just a stomachache, wouldn't he just squat down along the curb?

For a big man, such behavior is very...pretentious.

But Chen Bing didn't pretend at all, a thin layer of sweat leaked out from under his eyelids, and he pursed his lips, as if he didn't know how to deal with the sudden physical discomfort on the street.

"Really hurts."

Wen Wei hissed.

Maybe they are rich and young masters are more expensive.After thinking this way, Wen Wei accepted the fact, and approached: "Ice God, are you alright?"

Chen Bing: "Not very comfortable."

"There should be a pharmacy nearby. Otherwise, why don't you go get the medicine yourself?"

"Okay." Chen Bing responded and tried to get up, but his movements were slightly weak.

Xiao Ruo looked at him eagerly.

Xiao Zhi stood for a few seconds, lowered his head and approached, and the clean breath on his body rushed to the tip of his nose in an instant.It seemed to be recognizing Chen Bing's face: "Are you all right?"

Chen Bing: "It's okay, I'll just go get the medicine."

...unexpectedly.

He originally thought that Chen Bing pretended to be wrong to prevent him from doing anything, but Chen Bing didn't seem to have this intention, on the contrary, he was very understanding.

Chen Bing said: "Go and play, I took the medicine and went back to the dormitory to lie down for a while."

"Really, all right?"

"fine."

Xiao Zhi took the fruit in his hand, and said: "Okay, then you go back to the dormitory first, and I will bring the things for you to study in the evening."

The two of them reached an agreement, and Wen Wei also said, "Then Brother Xiao and I will go play mahjong?"

"..." Chen Bing's eyelids moved.

This dog is out of order.

It's annoying.

That being the case, Chen Bing could only nod his head in agreement, and when they were about to leave, he said, "Please ask for a leave of absence for my evening study."

Wen Wei turned around: "Huh?"

"My stomach problem is usually serious, and it will hurt for a long time. I may not be able to come to evening self-study." Chen Bing said, "I probably won't be able to eat dinner, so please bring me a bowl of porridge. It's okay if it's cold."

——The word "cold" is particularly strong.

The miserable scene of lying sick in the dormitory and eating cold food is outlined in a few words.

"Ah, this..." Wen Wei began to hesitate.

Xiao Zhi looked down at him for a few seconds, his unshakable eyes faded away, and he approached and said, "I'll take you back to the dormitory."

Chen Bing declined politely: "No, you go and play."

"I told you to send you back." Xiao Zhi's voice became more serious, and he turned his head, "Xiao Ruo carries the watermelon home by himself, and eats outside at night, don't wait for me."

"Ah?" Xiao Ruo blinked and hugged the watermelon tightly.

Wen Wei nodded: "Alright then, Brother Xiao, take care of the Ice God, hehehehehe... I'll take the eldest lady home first."

He laughed gossip, and at the same time winked at Chen Bing, as if he understood everything.

"..."

Chen Bingxin said that you don't understand anything.

There was a pharmacy on the way back to school, Xiao Zhi went in and picked it up for half a minute, and came out with a medicine box.

"I bought stomach medicine for you."

While speaking, he slid his fingertips on the screen of the phone, as if he was looking at something.

Go to the next daily necessities store and say, "Wait for me, I'll buy a hot water bottle."

It's quite ready.

Chen Bing wanted to stop him, but stopped inexplicably.Xiao Zhi stood in the store to choose things. He was tall and his legs were long as hell. When he walked into the store, many people turned their heads to look at him.

He raised his hand and easily took out the items from the upper row. He seemed to have carefully checked the price-performance ratio, and then he came over to the counter.

Xiao Zhi handed over the hot water bottle with blue checks: "The ones I bought heat water, and the ones that are charged will probably be scolded by the hostess if they see them."

Chen Bing hummed.

"Have you had lunch at noon?" Xiao Zhi looked down at his phone, "I just checked and said it might be stomach pain caused by hunger."

"Eat, my mother's cooking."

"alright."

Xiao Zhi raised his hand and patted Chen Bing's shoulder: "Is there anything you want to eat now, I'll buy it for you."

Chen Bing looked around. There were many three-wheeled carts selling snacks at the school gate on Sunday afternoon, full of smell, but they were not particularly interested.

Xiao Zhi suddenly went to the dessert shop on the other side, and after a while, he came out with a bag of biscuits molded in the shape of a bear.The mouth of the biscuit bag is tied with fireworks, which is eye-catching and colorful.

Xiao Zhi: "I bought it for you."

Chen Bing looked at it: "Isn't this what children eat?"

"Didn't you still eat this in junior high school?"

"..." Chen Bing was stunned, "Then I'm changing my teeth on the first day of junior high school, won't you buy me some teething biscuits?"

Xiao Zhilian looked at him with lowered eyelids, unable to speak, seemed to laugh angrily.

Chen Bing thought for two seconds and found a solution: "Take it back to Xiao Ruo to eat at night."

Xiao Zhi opened the bag and dug a piece into his mouth, then disgusted: "How could she eat this kind of food for dogs."

Chen Bing: "..."

Okay, this wave of extremes is one for one.

Xiao Zhi didn't realize it until he finished speaking, cursed something, raised his hand and grabbed Chen Bing's school uniform involuntarily.Chen Bing didn't provoke him again, and couldn't help laughing when he stepped back: "I call myself a dog, what does it matter to me?"

Xiao Zhi also made a joke, and pushed him to stand under a small tree by the side of the road, with serious eyes: "I advise you not to hurt the precarious relationship between you and me, after all, I just decided to treat you kindly."

"..."

Chen Bing really wanted to laugh, and held his collar with his backhand and pushed it out: "You are stupid, it's none of my business."

"It's not your fault?"

Chen Bing was not as strong as him, so he was pushed back to the tree roots a few times, his skin was very itchy when his school uniform was strangled, he thought it would be unreal to smile, but I couldn't help but look at him and smile.

The sun fell from the treetops, and Xiao Zhi's hair was stained with a few rays of sunshine, his sharp and handsome eyebrows were somewhat unhappy, his expression was young and willful, so good-looking that it made people dizzy.

Chen Bing felt dizzy, as if back in the ward, he was deserted, looking at the bustling and lively scenery outside the window.

Xiaozhi is that prosperous place.

When Chen Bing was distracted, when he recovered, Xiao Zhi had already let go, holding the bag of biscuits and looking at the sun.

"Who is your roommate?"

Chen Bing: "Wen Wei, Zhou Fang."

Xiao Zhi thought for a second: "These two sons are just for them to eat."

"..."

Chen Bingxin said that you are quite wicked.

There is no one in Chen Bing's dormitory, so when he entered, Xiao Zhi threw something on the table and looked around with his eyes downcast.

There were only three people living in the dormitory, and the other seats were as messy as a doghouse, but Chen Bing's was clean and spotless, and the textbooks and materials were stacked in an orderly manner.

Xiao Zhi stared at it for two seconds, and got annoyed watching it.

Still, Chen Bing's side is more comfortable.

Xiao Zhi rummaged around with the hot water bottle for a few seconds and left the dormitory. After a while, he came back and put something on Chen Bing's lap: "Cover your stomach."

There is only one ceiling fan in the dormitory of No. [-] Middle School, and the air is hot and dry. After thinking about it, Chen Bing had to put a hot water bottle next to his abdomen.

Xiao Zhi looked at him for two seconds: "You seem to be here."

"........."

Chen Bing wanted to throw the hot water bottle on his face.

However, considering that he is a person with stomach problems now, Chen Bing resisted and did not move, took a glass of water and raised his head to take stomach medicine.

After eating, sit on the edge of the bed: "I'll lie down for a while."

"Okay," Xiao Zhi took out his phone, pulled his chair and sat down, "I'm playing with my phone, call me whatever you want."

He had very long legs, and he sat slightly apart in the chair. His broad shoulders approached the desk in a daze.

Just sitting like this, not talking, with sharp and good-looking eyes, is much cuter than talking with a poisonous tongue.

After lying down for four or five minutes, Chen Bing found that Xiao Zhi was playing the game, but he didn't turn on the audio. He liked to explain so much before, but now he kept quiet and didn't say a word.

Chen Bing closed his eyes.

Not long after, the door was suddenly pushed open, and the voice of roommate Zhou Fang sounded: "Come, come, Three Kingdoms Killing will open soon—"

Noisy, seems to follow other classmates.

Before Chen Bing opened his eyes, he heard Xiao Zhi get up, and went to the door: "Go to Lao Zhang's bedroom to play, there are people sleeping here."

Zhou Fang lowered his voice: "Who?"

"Chen Bing is not feeling well..." His voice was very low.The other students didn't care about the location when they played the game, and quickly went to the next door with their shoulders on their shoulders.

Chen Bing fell asleep in a daze.

dreamed of childhood.

Dreaming of a rainy day, Xiao Zhi held an umbrella for him.

She also dreamed that her mother was scolded to get out, and Xiao Zhi opened the door of the house on the opposite side and said: Come and live in my house.

……

The electric fan seemed to have stopped, and the skin felt sticky and sweaty.

Chen Bing opened his eyes, the bottom of which was a little dizzy from the sunlight.In sight, Xiao Zhi sat on his chair facing the desk and poked his fingers on the screen, not as frequently as before, probably in Fighting Landlords.

Looking back, Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows: "Are you awake?"

Chen Bing: "It's so hot, the bedroom."

"Trash school, there is no money to install air-conditioning in the dormitory." Xiao Zhi took a textbook casually, and shook it towards him, "Will you fan me?"

Chen Bing felt the cold air for two seconds, and found that there was still a stove in his arms, so he threw the hot water bottle aside.

Chen Bingre's forehead was damp, and his fair forehead was stained with a thin layer of sweat. He got up and went to the water platform, scooping up water and flushing it directly to his face.

As soon as he finished his face and turned his head, Xiao Zhi slapped the exercise book again, this time there was a gust of cold wind, and the frozen Chen Bing shivered immediately.

"Don't—"

"..."

Xiao Zhi smiled and threw the exercise book back on the table while turning his head.

Wen Wei came back at this time, and brought a group of friends playing mahjong with him: "Ice God, how is your body?"

Chen Bing: "I'm fine."

"I was just playing mahjong while worrying about you. I was so worried and guilty that I forgot to be confused." Wen Wei pretended to add drama to himself. Is the world of the two happy?"

Chen Bing: "..."

Xiao Zhi: "..."

Guan Kun didn't understand, and frowned: "Brother Weizi, you're so fucking gay when you talk recently."

Wen Wei shook his head: "You don't understand."

After finishing speaking, he sat down: "Brother Xiao, do you know Zhang Ziming's father? That kind of old bastard, he almost cried when he saw the policeman today. You know, he probably knows a lot of illegal jobs, and it is said that he even lends money illegally..."

Xiao Zhi lowered his head and flicked the phone, pretending to be listening to gossip, he lowered his eyes and didn't care at all.

Chen Bing stared at him for two seconds, feeling a bit chilled on a hot day.

Wen Wei stood up and said, "Brother Xiao, are you going out for dinner? Are you going?"

Xiao Zhi looked back at Chen Bing: "Are you going?"

Chen Bing nodded: "I'll change clothes."

Going to the bathroom to take a shower with cold water, the moisture ran up the skin, Chen Bing pondered Wen Wei's words several times.When the memory went back to before rebirth, there was a slight throbbing pain in his heart, Chen Bing raised his eyes and looked at the face wet with water in the mirror.

His face was expressionless, and there was a bit of coldness hidden in the corners of his eyes.If someone provokes Xiao Zhi again, Chen Bing will be even colder.

When he came out, Chen Bing regained his composure, and Xiao Zhi stood at the door talking, with sideways eyes and sharp jawline.

"Let's go."

"Ice God has a bad stomach tonight, so he definitely can't eat big fish and meat. Let's find a porridge shop to spend tonight's food." Wen Wei looked at the nearby delicacies on his mobile phone.

Guan Kun next to him was a little puzzled: "Then Ice God will eat by himself, let's go too?"

"Stupid." Wen Wei scolded him, "Short-sighted and don't know how to hold your thighs. From now on, I will write my own homework."

Guan Kun froze for two seconds, then kicked his ass: "Are you still pretending to be a fucking scumbag?"

"..."

Fighting and making noise, Xiao Zhi was standing idle, when a black Maybach suddenly drove slowly at the end of the street and stopped at the school gate.

Xiao Zhi's eyelids twitched, the corners of his lips straightened, and he turned to the other side expressionlessly.

Wen Wei hooked Chen Bingyi's hem: "Ice God, take a look at this store, can you?"

Chen Bing lowered his eyes to look around, and beside him, Xiao Zhi didn't take the car too seriously until the door opened and a slender and well-proportioned calf in black silk stepped out.

The woman who got out of the car was very beautiful. She looked like she was in her early thirties at the most, with intellectual black waves and natural, delicate and high-end makeup.She stood there for a few seconds, as if she wanted to make a phone call, and then she saw Xiao Zhi.

Xiao Zhi also looked at her.

Although Xiao Zhi usually has a world-weary face if he doesn't control his expression a little, but now the tails of his eyes are drooping, and a kind of obvious irritability seeps out from his bones.

Yang Wanzhou waved: "Xiaozhi, come here."

Xiao Zhi walked towards her at a leisurely pace, making it clear that he wanted the other party to wait a little longer.

In this situation, Wen Wei was shocked: "Who is this rich woman? When did Brother Xiao date such a beautiful woman?"

Chen Bing glanced at him.

Wen Wei looked back at him: "Ice God, no one can help you now, this rich woman is so beautiful, I'm so fucking excited. Although I'm old, I can really do it!"

"..."

Chen Bing felt that his brain circuit was limited to love and love.

Xiao Zhi talked to her in a short tone, as if he was too lazy to utter a single word.

Yang Wanzhou took out an envelope and handed it over: "Nothing else, it's the middle of the month, I'll come over and get you the money."

Xiao Zhi: "With a bank card, you can transfer money."

Yang Wanzhou said: "I cleared the memory after changing the phone, but I couldn't find the card number, so I can only come to you specifically."

"I received it, you can go."

Without another word, Yang Wanzhou got into the car and drove away.

Xiao Zhi stood still, and subconsciously followed the luxury car for a few seconds, then skillfully opened the envelope, took out a stack of banknotes, stuffed it into his pocket, and threw the envelope into the trash can.

Walking to Chen Bing's side, it was like nothing happened.

"The store has been selected? Go to eat."