why don't you laugh

Chen Bing's body has a cold and heavy fragrance all year round.

When speaking on the topic, he spoke English with a pleasant accent, and the magnetic tail tune was slightly drawn out. The front and rear desks had never heard such fluent and standard spoken English in eight lifetimes, and couldn't help looking back.

In Class 4 classroom, Chen Bing is the only luminous body.

A few minutes later, Tao Meng asked Xiao Zhi to answer questions.

Xiao Zhi just got up and the whole class started laughing.In fact, there is nothing funny, the school bully lecture itself is a joke.

Xiao Zhi held the test paper between his fingers, and his bored expression was more like looking at the September assassination list. Although he didn't understand any antecedents and restrictive attributive clauses after listening to Chen Bing just now, he recounted the topic with his good memory. train of thought.

Very good, just passable.

No matter how hard Tao Meng wanted to criticize, she said, "Yes. But remember to invite you to dinner at the same table after class."

"..."

The whole class laughed again.

"Why do you suddenly feel that Xiao Ge and Ice God are very good at each other?"

"Doting too much on his wife: The god of learning and his little waste?"

"...Did you fucking knock yourself out?"

"..."

Whispering around.

Xiao Zhi pulled his lower lip, feeling quite fucked.

But next to him, Chen Bing had been listening carefully since he answered the question just now, and when he saw Tao Meng praised him and sat down, he nodded with a faint smile on his lips.

Just, like a father who worries about his son's grades.

"..."

Xiao Zhi is also annoyed by this association.

After school, it’s not too big of a deal to watch the bustle around, before leaving, he said: "Brother Xiao, remember to invite Bingshen to dinner!"

"Remember to treat the Ice God to dinner!"

"Don't forget to treat the Ice God to dinner!"

"..."

Yang Feihong yelled the loudest, Xiao Zhi grabbed the back collar of his school uniform, grabbed his head and pressed it to the ground, and called "good dad" for a long time before he managed to escape.But thinking about the fight in the third class, there is really nothing to say about going to have a meal together now.

Chen Bingsi closed his notebook slowly and looked up, the classroom was already empty.Xiao Zhi seemed to be about to leave, but stopped for some reason.

"Going to eat?" Xiao Zhi raised his hand and scratched his hair, his face was expressionless when he asked this question, so fucking annoying.

"..." Chen Bing smiled inexplicably.

Ok, let's go eat.

Xiao Zhi felt a little complicated on the way out of the classroom.

Chen Bing walks really slowly, not because he has a slow temper, but because he doesn't care. If you want him to speed up and run for a meal, it may be living in a dream.So with him for so many years, Xiao Zhi is usually not in a hurry to eat, and is always pushed forward by his brothers vigorously.

Now, the pace has been agreed again.

"Go outside the school gate, the food in the cafeteria should be cold." Xiao Zhi walked to the other side.

Chen Bing was not familiar with the surroundings of the school, so he was taken to a cooking restaurant with "Fu Shovel" hanging on it. A fat auntie was cleaning the table, and when she saw Xiao Zhi, she immediately burst into smiles: "Xiao Xiao is here!"

"coming."

"Hey, you brought a new classmate to take care of my business?"

Xiao Zhi took the menu: "That's right, Auntie has to give you a side dish, right?"

"Okay, okay, don't talk about side dishes, big dishes are fine too." Auntie is obviously Yangou, "I'll be happy when you come!"

Auntie Killer Xiao Shuai raised his eyebrows forcefully: "Thank you, Auntie."

"..."

Chen Bing watched coldly, and took Xiao Zhi's menu.The store is not big, but there are quite a lot of dishes that can be served.

Xiao Zhi put one hand on the back of the chair, his long legs condescended to be placed under the table, and he sat casually: "This is driven by our class Fu Hang, so you can take care of his business more often."

Chen Bing was not too impressed with Fu Hang, so he responded.

After ordering a few dishes at random, Xiao Zhi glanced down at Auntie Jiao's hand when he handed them over: "No coriander, less spicy."

To be honest, because of the previous entanglement, Xiao Zhi seems to be quite embarrassed to himself now.

The atmosphere was silent, Chen Bing was just about to find a topic, when he suddenly heard footsteps on the floor, and then a beautiful face with green hair and big lipstick protruded from the stairs, smiling at Xiao Zhi with white teeth.

Chen Bing was taken aback, and in two seconds, he saw the big lipstick dragging the tulle skirt and running over with his teeth and claws stretched out. His clothes were disheveled, his shoulders were exposed, and his tall and burly body was probably on par with Xiao Zhi.

When he spoke again, there was a rough voice: "Brother Xiao! You are coming to my house for dinner!"

"A man?" Chen Bing blurted out.

Fu Hang immediately explained: "Ice God, don't be afraid of Ice God, it's me!"

He took off the wig, and when his head was exposed, Chen Bing's impression was somewhat clearer.

Fu Hang said: "I'm going home at noon and thinking about women's clothing live broadcast for a while, don't look at me like that, I don't have any special hobbies! It's just that traffic can be sold for money, you know!"

"..."

Chen Bingxin said that I don't understand very well.

Fu Hang seemed to be quite busy. He greeted Xiao Zhi and ran upstairs with his skirt in his hand: "My live broadcast is still on, so I'll go get busy first. You guys are delicious." He said, yelling inside, "Mom Serve Xiao Zhi a large plate of chicken!"

This farce came fiercely and went away.

Chen Bing was stunned for two seconds before recovering.

The students of the Ninth Middle School are really strong, besides studying, they will be the number one in 360 lines!

The awkward thoughts just now were all gone after being interrupted like this.Xiao Zhi looked at him for two seconds, smiled and raised his hand to pour a glass of water: "Calm down."

Anyway, he was very calm, and he was not surprised by such a big scene.

——After all, he is the national server swordsman of the atmosphere group in the Canyon of Kings.

Chen Bing said for a while, "It's pretty good."

In the morning Xiao Zhicai said that he was not suitable for the Ninth Middle School.

But now, Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows and didn't say anything else.

Fu Hang's mother opened the curtain to serve the dishes, and the plate was full of meat and vegetables, and she stood there chatting with Xiao Zhi after putting it on the table.Without saying a word, the guest next to him called to add a pot of water. Fu Hang's mother was impatient.

Chen Bing: "Auntie likes you so much?"

Xiao Zhi said: "She said I look like her first love."

"..."

Xiao Zhi smiled: "Don't believe it, someone like you is usually treated as a son by an aunt, and someone like me can arouse their dead girls' hearts."

"..."

The heart of a girl who is still dead.

Chen Bing felt that Xiao Zhi had changed.

From a young boy in junior high school to now, he has become handsome and coquettish.

After eating for a long time, Chen Bing suddenly looked at his watch: "It's fifty now?"

Self-study at one o'clock, now fifty, and only half of the meal.

"Walking here just now, waiting for food, eating, about fifty." Xiao Zhi looked at him, "Are you in a hurry to go back?"

Chen Bing: "Can't you go to self-study in the afternoon?"

Xiao Zhi: "You don't have to if you don't want to."

"..."

The chicken talks with the duck.

Chen Bing thought for five seconds between stopping eating and speeding up his walk. He chose the former and got up: "I'm going back to the classroom first."

"I am full?"

"Don't eat."

Xiao Zhi snorted, and held on to the chopsticks: "Then you go first."

Rather ruthless.

Chen Bing walked slowly in a hurry and almost stepped on the classroom.However, there were a lot of latecomers in the classroom, and they were still wandering in the corridor after ringing the bell.

Chen Bing dug out the homework assigned in the morning and started to write.

In fact, he doesn't need to study now, the knowledge he had studied hard in the three years of high school before his rebirth was simply engraved in his bones.It's just that due to obsessive-compulsive disorder, Chen Bing must complete his homework on time every day, otherwise he will feel uncomfortable.

Not long after, there was a commotion in the classroom.

From the gap between the doors and windows, a tall and thin figure could be seen, with straight shoulders, stopped near the balcony by a few girls.

Too far away to hear the sound.

Chen Bing raised his gaze, and Wen Wei leaned over gently in front of him, sighing: "Someone confessed to Brother Xiao again."

The tone is very regrettable: "It's also very good-looking."

Then, he said: "But it can't stop Brother Xiao from being blind!"

"..."

Wen Wei shook his head and comforted him: "Ice God, don't worry, the other party didn't mess with it. Brother Xiao won't like anyone."

After finishing speaking, realizing something, he added: "Maybe you can be his exception."

Chen Bing watched him act coldly, and kicked the stool: "Write your homework."

Wen Wei: "Ice God, are you shy?"

"........."

Within half a minute, there seemed to be other movements on the balcony. The girl standing in the middle really cried, and then ran away covering her face.

The whole class watching the play let out a sigh.

With a sigh, Xiao Zhi pushed the door open and entered the classroom.As if nothing happened, he walked lazily to his seat, and threw the milk tea and finger cakes in his left hand on the Chen Bing desk.

Wen Wei: "Wow."

"interesting."

"Snacks for you?"

Xiao Zhi didn't respond to his words, put it inside, and then fell asleep on his stomach.

The finger pie is disassembled, with two slices of lettuce, tomato sauce, fried egg and bacon in the middle.

It happened to be what Chen Bing liked to eat.

Wen Wei was still pressing: "What's the situation with you two? Every time it feels like you two are still fighting one second and the next...show off?"

"..."

Chen Bing ignored him.

The finger cake filled up the unsatisfactory feeling just now. Chen Bing was drinking milk tea while doing homework, and Xiao Zhi next to him fell asleep very soundly as soon as he lay down.The fingers are half over the ears, and the wrist is thin and strong, and when you feel the noise around you, you will unintentionally touch the ears.

It wasn't until the first class in the afternoon that he was finally woken up by the ringing of the bell, and stared at the blackboard for a while with half-closed eyes, obviously still half-hooked up.

Chen Bing shook the phone: "Add a friend."

Xiao Zhi: "?"

"I'll transfer the money for lunch and milk tea to you."

Xiao Zhi said: "No need."

"Are you rich?"

"..."

Xiao Zhi paused for two seconds, groped in the belly of the table for two seconds and took out his mobile phone, then half-closed his eyes and handed over his payment QR code.

"..."

What a fucking man.

Chen Bing is really the kind who usually controls his temper and expression very well, but now he couldn't help but want to roll his eyes, and then scanned his payment code.

screen display--

"You are transferring 42 yuan to 'Duan Jue Ai Guo Fu Xiao'."

Chen Bing: "..."

Break, never, love, love, national costume Xiao.

Is this the queen size?

After transferring the account, Chen Bing held back for two seconds: "Your nickname, okay..."

Xiao Zhi froze for a moment, lowered his head and swipe the phone screen.This fucking may be something he didn't change on his own whim late at night.During the public execution, Xiao Zhi had no emotion on his face, and when Chen Bing's fingertips jumped, he quickly changed his nickname.

But the way Chen Bing looked at him was still very fucking wrong.

Xiao Zhi obviously felt a little ashamed, pressed the corners of his eyes, and said coldly, "Forget the nickname just now, or I will assassinate you within three days."

Chen Bing smiled: "What assassination? Zengmu Ansha?"

"..."

Inexplicable jokes.After laughing for a while, Chen Bing found that Xiao Zhi was not looking at him correctly.

He didn't seem to expect to laugh.

During this period of time, yin and yang have been head-to-head for a long time, Chen Bing has a cold face and rarely smiles.

Weird atmosphere.

On the podium, the chemistry teacher paid attention to the two of them for a long time, and said softly: "Students who are not good at study should not affect those who are good at study. Students who are good at study should not affect students who are not good at study. All in all, don't talk and fight in class."

Chen Bing came back to his senses and opened the chemistry textbook.

Beside him, Xiao Zhi also opened the textbook, as if he was studying.

However, Yu Guang unintentionally looked at himself several times.

...and cut off love.

Stupid, that's it?

Flash forward to the weekend.

Without ringing the bell, Guan Kun in the front row had already quickly packed his schoolbag and turned around: "Brother, let's have dinner together tonight?"

Xiao Zhi turned off the phone, nodded: "OK."

"OK, I'll go home and put a schoolbag first. See you on the barbecue street at seven o'clock."

After two classes on Saturday afternoon, it was about four o'clock, which was still early for dinner.Chen Bing put away his schoolbag, went to the school gate and saw the driver who picked him up.

"Madam let me take you home."

Chen Bing originally planned to have dinner with Xiao Zhi and the others, but when he turned his head, Wen Wei turned his head and stared at the car: "Fuck, Ice God, is this your car? Maybach or Porsche?"

"..." Chen Bing said in a low voice, "I'm leaving."

"Okay, bye!"

Wen Wei waved his hand.

Xiao Zhi raised his eyes from the phone, glanced at it, and then turned away.

Chen Bing got into the car, and the driver said: "Sir, you are going home tonight, so my wife wants you to go back on vacation and have dinner together in the evening."

The scenery outside the window changed from the third- and fourth-tier buildings in Jiuzhong Street to the spacious blocks of first-tier cities, with many tall buildings, and finally stopped at a villa area with a good location.

Chen Bing entered the door, at the end of the intricately patterned silk carpet, a middle-aged man was wearing soft silk slippers and reading a book with a cup of coffee.He was over forty years old but well maintained, with a handsome and bookish face under thin-rimmed glasses.But at this time, there was a faint anger.

"came back?"

"dad."

Xu Rong, who was standing beside her with her arms down, even though they were a married couple, her posture was more like that of a servant.

Chen Chonghua strode over: "Who allowed you to leave No. [-] Middle School! I went abroad for half a month and came back to hear the news that you went to No. [-] Middle School. Why didn't you ask me first?"

Chen Bing said softly, "Aren't you busy?"

"No matter how busy you are, it's not as important as your studies!" Chen Chonghua's voice softened a bit, lacking in confidence, he stared angrily at the boy in front of him.

Chen Bing's schoolbag was half-slung on his shoulders, his face was expressionless, his attitude was calm, and he couldn't tell whether his words were sarcasm or ridicule.

"I didn't want to disturb your and aunt's life, so I transferred directly without asking." Chen Bing said, "If I knew you cared so much about my studies, I would have informed you in advance. Dad, I'm sorry."

"You!!" Chen Chonghua, who was in a rage, ended his sentence.

Chen Bing said as politely as possible: "I'm going upstairs to study, call me if you need anything."

After finishing speaking, just as he walked upstairs, Chen Chonghua's angry voice came from behind him: "What kind of child are you teaching! How dare he talk to me like that!"

Xu Rong flinched back.

But when she saw Chen Bing's footsteps stop, she hurriedly urged: "Xiao Bing, go back to your own room."

Chen Bing gritted his teeth, and as he walked, he kept sternly reprimanding him from behind.

"Sooner or later, I will learn the same as you. I have no ability, no status, no manners! Go to a school like Ninth Middle School, and live like garbage..."

"..."

Chen Bing clenched his fingers tightly, wondering why he could calmly listen to these insults.

It's so ugly, but he can listen calmly, unmoved.

From childhood to adulthood, Xu Rong hugged him when he was scolded, and kept saying: "It's okay, it's okay, mom is okay."

Even when I said this, I kept crying.

Humiliation and belittling, ridicule and abuse, and openly bringing beautiful, elegant and intelligent young women back to the villa.Having been with that woman for nearly ten years, that is what Chen Chonghua loves in his heart.And Xu Rong was the restaurant girl who was flamboyant one night when your son was young, and she was a bit pretty and pregnant again. Chen Chonghua married her out of responsibility and morality, and he began to be bored and cast aside in the second half of his life.

Chen Bing closed the door and threw the schoolbag on the bed.

It's tiring to get home.

It's better to stay at school, and living in a dormitory is also good.

Chen Bing lay down on the bed, lying silently with his fingers resting on his browbones.

The phone rang a few times.

News of love ice.

Xiao Z: [playing games?Are junior high school students on weekends? 】

Chen Bing propped himself up on the bed, and now he seemed to have no excuse to refuse, but he was really not interested in the game.

hjkl: [I'm not in the mood to play now. 】

Xiao Z: [You better fucking hurry up. 】

Xiao Z: [Time is full, double delete.I don't want to see you again. 】

"..."

fool.

The corners of Chen Bing's lips twitched a little, and just as he replied a few words, the door rang.

Xu Rong stood at the door, with a haggard face trying to squeeze out a smile: "It's time for dinner. Dad asked someone to get you a lot of delicious food. Go and say something nice to Dad in a while, don't quarrel with him."

Chen Bing opened his mouth and nodded: "Okay."

Xu Rong breathed a sigh of relief, and walked up to touch his hair: "Xiaobing is the most obedient."

Chen Bing didn't dodge: "Mom, you go there first, I'll come down right away."

Click to download the game in the app store, Chen Bing threw the phone on the bed, and followed downstairs.

Chen Chonghua regained his composure.He is a polite gentleman who would say "thank you" when the servants serve the food, but when Xu Rong saw some soup on the fingertips of the fish served, he immediately frowned.

While frowning, he noticed a cold gaze.

But when Chen Chonghua followed his gaze, he saw Chen Bing sitting quietly beside him, with no expression on his face, and heavy shadows under his long eyelashes.

A meal seems to fit perfectly.

Chen Chonghua asked what Chen Bing answered, but other than that, there was no nonsense.After eating, Chen Bing sat down and chatted with him sensibly until the end, and did not get up until Chen Chonghua left the table.

nine o'clock.The game is already downloaded.

Chen Bing opened Xiao Zhi's chat box again.

hjkl: [I'm here, are you playing games? 】

Xiao Z: [Just started, wait for me for 10 minutes. 】

A screenshot was sent, showing the 5v5 confrontation page of the game just started, in which was the cool national server logo and Xiao Zhi's ID - "One hand can show you off".

...should be large.It fits this naughty personality very well.

Chen Bing waited for the break and walked through the training camp. He was really not very good at it. When he saw himself following the instructions, Chen Bing didn't understand why he downloaded this game with a short sentence for Xiao Zhi, destroying the bottom line he had insisted on for more than ten years.

As soon as he came out, Xiao Zhi's news also came.

Xiao Z: [I'm coming out, what rank are you? 】

hjkl: [It should be bronze. 】

Xiao Z: [?It wasn't gold last time? 】

hjkl: [Is there a difference? 】

Xiao Z: [There is really no difference, they are all so fucking good that I can't see them.wait. 】

Xiao Z: [I'll find a trumpet. 】

Not long after, they added IDs to each other.

Pulling into the team, the opponent is also a three-no trumpet, so he directly clicked to start matching.

Xiao Zhi said very little, making it clear that he didn't want to talk coquettishly.

When choosing a hero, Chen Bing hesitated for a few seconds. The monkey he used in the training camp just now was also chosen by the monkey.After the selection, Li Bai and Xiao Zhi's Li Bai looked at each other in blank dismay.

Some teammates are typing and chatting.

Huahua's baby: [Two junglers?This lineup is not good. It is recommended to have a more meaty support. 】

There are only a few experience heroes in Chen Bing's status bar, monkeys, marinated eggs, and mages.I didn't quite understand what he was saying, so I didn't move for a while.

Huahua's baby: [The lineup is really not good, and they will be blown away by the opponent. I am responsible to tell you that I have played Luban for [-] games. 】

Chen Bing stared at the screen.

Xiao Zhi's news jumped out.

Mrs. Li Li: [Three thousand games are still in the bronze game, so stop talking nonsense. 】

Huahua's baby: [Hehe. 】

Huahua's baby: [Only this quality?I don't want to play seriously. 】

Chen Bing didn't understand it yet, entered the arena for 30 seconds, and the screen blared "first blood!"

Lu Ban has been killed.

Chen Bing: "..."

Not quite sure how to play, Chen Bing ran after Xiao Zhi.Xiao Zhi seemed to have sent several signals of "Pay attention to the bottom lane", "Pay attention to the middle lane" and "Pay attention to the top lane", but the screen was too complicated, and Chen Bing still couldn't understand it.

After a few minutes, Li Bai stopped in front of him.

Mrs. Li: [Can't you hear me? 】

hjkl: [? 】

There is a small speaker in the upper left corner. After Chen Bing observed it for four or five seconds, he turned it on. Suddenly, he heard an extremely cold and heartless voice.

Xiao Zhi: "Hehe, teammates who don't have support stones will only affect my development speed."

Xiao Zhi: "The farther away from me the better. This damn burden."

Xiao Zhi: "Hurry up and go."

"..."

Chen Bing pursed his lips.He played this game very non-existently.What is Xiao Zhi's level in the bronze game? It's about the same as Chen Bing's level in the ninth middle school exam.

In fact, dimensionality reduction strikes, violent crushing, one person has the ability to withstand tens of thousands of people.

After the fight, quickly start the next round without giving yourself any breathing space.

Chen Bing listened to him quietly.

Xiao Zhizhen can still be coquettish, having fun, talking to himself while beating.

"Okay, take it back, move, move—"

"There's something, you're so fucking, dad taught you how to be in awe today."

"Big e, my sister is flashy."

"Sorry to kill you again, yes, I did it on purpose."

Seeing that Chen Bing took the head with great difficulty, he whistled: "Well done, brother stinky, now you are no longer what you were just now."

Chen Bing didn't turn on the voice all the time, but when he heard Xiao Zhi's expressive speech, he turned up the volume while feeling stupid.

The sound filled the eardrums, and the mood inexplicably improved a lot.

Halfway through the game, there was a knock on the door.

Xu Rong stood in the shadow and said softly: "Your father is leaving, do you want to go down and say goodbye?"

Chen Bing turned off the screen to prevent her from seeing him playing games.

But he didn't nod either.

A few minutes later, there was movement from the garage of the villa, and the luxury car disappeared into the night.

Xu Rong shook her head and sighed, closed the door and left.

Chen Bing's fingers paused for a few seconds, and Xiao Zhi's magnetic and seductive voice could be heard next to his ears.

"Brother, what are you thinking?"

Across the long distance from Yunshan, the voice directly reached the eardrums, and the time and space were disordered, Chen Bing was in a trance for a moment, thinking that Xiao Zhi was beside him.

The next sentence, clean and tidy.

And indifferently, "Give me the head again, and report you when I go out."

"..."

The author has something to say: Truth is, a swordsman of severance, extinction, love, love, and national uniform.