why don't you laugh

Chen Bing returned to the side of the street.

Xiao Zhi looked at the vehicle that Chen Chonghua drove away, and asked: "I brought you something?"

"Ah."

Chen Bing didn't say much: "Let's go."

Go back to the room and place two catties.It's still small at two catties, and the weather has been scorching these few days. Chen Bing put it in the corner of the room, opened a can of dog food, and sat by the side to watch it eat.

Xiao Zhi answered the phone, and Teacher Lu called: "Did you get the answers for the college entrance examination correct? How much can you estimate?"

Sitting on the sofa, Xiao Zhi put his arms around Chen Bing's shoulders carelessly like a lord, but was pushed away: "No answer."

Teacher Lu sighed: "Why is it wrong?"

Xiao Zhi lowered his eyes to look at the calendar: "Isn't it two days before the grades come out? It's almost there."

"Are you nervous?" Lu Weimin asked eagerly.

Xiao Zhi: "Not too nervous."

"Surely you did well?"

"Not at all."

"..."

Lu Weimin said: "Aren't you a bit big-hearted? Forget it, you can ask Chen Bing another day, he should have already estimated the answer." His words were full of trust and understanding of Chen Bing.

Chen Bing put away the canned dog food and glanced at the phone screen: "Mr. Lu, I didn't estimate the score either."

Lu Weimin smiled directly: "...Then what are you doing these days? Finishing the exam is not a real relaxation, but completing the application is."

Chen Bing lowered his eyes, a little speechless.

What are you doing during this time?

Not spending most of the time in bed with Xiao Zhi.

Not to mention, I almost forgot that I was a student a few days ago.

Chen Bing said: "Then I'll search the Internet for an answer later, right."

Xiao Zhi got annoyed when he heard that: "I'm wrong."

Lu Weimin didn't say much, and left a sentence before hanging up the phone: "Then take a look first." As the class teacher, he had to call other students to find out the situation.

Chen Bing sat down next to the computer, tapped the screen with his fingertips and began to search for the college entrance examination answers circulating on the Internet.His brows and eyes were slightly illuminated by the light, the corners of his eyes were slightly bent, his complexion was extremely clean and fair, and he looked a little deserted.

After the college entrance examination, there are many answers circulating on the Internet, and there are official announcements.Chen Bing searched for the right answer for a while, then turned around and motioned to Xiao Zhi: "Would you like to take a look?"

Xiao Zhi was teasing his son there, hugging him so hard that the dog's fur blew up, desperately grinding his fingertips with his milk teeth: "Don't look."

Chen Bing laughed: "Are you scared?"

"I'm not afraid," Xiao Zhi said in a casual tone, "but I won't read it either, thank you."

"..."

Chen Bing turned around.

After confirming the answer, he turned off the computer, and it was still early, Xiao Zhi staggered up, hooked an apron on his fingertips and went to the kitchen: "The handsome guy is cooking."

Chen Bing responded: "Handsome guy, do a good job."

Xiao Zhi took something from the refrigerator: "The handsome guy started raising his wife."

Chen Bing laughed: "... Hurry up, don't be poor."

"Well," Xiao Zhi said leisurely, "a handsome guy listens to his wife."

He cut the potatoes into pieces with a kitchen knife, boiled the pork ribs into the pot, and began to pick other vegetables while the stewing was in progress.

Xiao Zhi is tall and slender, and this face is not suitable for dangling in the kitchen, but the t-shirt is tied to the hem, and the gestures are particularly lively.

Chen Bing looked at it for a while, couldn't help but took out his mobile phone, took a picture of his back, and then took a picture of Liang Jin who was moaning in the nest.

Chen Bing flicked the photos unconsciously, and was a little surprised when he opened Moments.

Chen Bing posted a post.

The news is Xiao Zhi and Liang Jin.

Chen Bing thought about what copywriting would be better.

After thinking for too long, until Xiao Zhi brought the dishes to the table, Chen Bing typed a word hastily——

[One big and one small, all very cute. ]

Xiao Zhi put down the stir-fried vegetables and turned around. There were a lot of dishes on the table, but they all tasted bland. Xiao Zhi said, "I almost forgot the taste of chili."

Chen Bing was a little silent.

It is true that I am not in good health.

With him, there are too many taboos.

Xiao Zhisheng got a bowl of soup: "Come on, continue to make up for these two days."

Chen Bing looked at him amusedly.

Xiao Zhi was not polite: "Fix it and continue."

Chen Bing: "..."

Apart from maintaining his external image, Xiao Zhi can't be regarded as a well-organized boy, but because of Chen Bing's taboo on eating, the changes are very significant now.

Chen Bing eats.

After a while, Xiao Zhi took out his mobile phone and swiped, and noticed Chen Bing's circle of friends.His eyelids twitched, he put down his phone, turned his head to look at Chen Bing, hesitant to speak: "What is one big and one small?"

"..." The smile on the corners of Chen Bing's lips widened, "Didn't you say that? I also praised you."

Xiao Zhi didn't care anymore, and said lazily, "Okay, you are amazing."

After dinner, lie on the sofa and tease the dog.

They lived a leisurely life, but the qq group that had been silent for a few days began to explode.

Weiwei: [College entrance exam results coming out? ]

Zhu Xiao: [It's coming soon, I heard that the score of our provincial one has come out. ]

Fu Hanghang: [?Damn, who is it?So awesome? ]

Zhu Xiao: [I heard that I got 730+ in the exam, which is really awesome, and I'm not a student of the No. [-] Middle School or the Affiliated Middle School. ]

Zhu Xiao posted a screenshot in the group. I don’t know who broke the news. Anyway, the name and avatar are coded——"Bro! Now Tsinghua University and Peking University are frantically calling him to recruit students!"

Chen Bing raised his eyebrows: "That shouldn't be me, I didn't receive a call from the admissions office."

Xiao Zhi looked at him with complicated eyes: "Is it possible that you were delayed by illness a while ago?"

"do not know."

Chen Bing was indeed not very clear.His first mock exam was provincial one, but after he fell ill for more than three months, a few classmates who were struggling to catch up caught up.Those were all his classmates when he was studying in No. [-] Middle School before his rebirth.

However, considering that Chen Bing had been in high school for five years in his previous life, he was somewhat unacceptable to this result.

But within a few minutes, Chen Bing's cell phone rang suddenly.

The number indicated is from the capital.

Xiao Zhi stood up directly: "Fuck???"

Chen Bing went to the balcony to answer the phone, and hung up within a few minutes.Xu Rong's call came, with a crying voice: "Xiaobing, the admissions office called me just now, mom is so proud of you! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...""

The dust has settled.

Chen Bing was also in a complicated mood, and comforted her: "Good thing, why are you crying?"

Xu Rong: "Yaoer is really good, mom is proud of you, mom is crying tears of joy."

Xiao Zhi hugged him fiercely, and kissed him on the cheek: "My baby is so good!"

Xu Rong sobbed: "Are you all going out for dinner tonight? Xiaozhi and you come too, as a celebration for Xiaobing."

Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhi agreed without hesitation for a second: "Okay, come out for dinner tonight."

Xu Rong's wailing came from over there.

"..." Chen Bing moved his lips, not knowing why, but also felt a little bitter, "Mom."

It was very hard for Xu Rong to raise him, especially taking care of his studies. In the past, she was a proud and proud professor from a famous school who was engaged in competitions to hire tutors.Taking care of Chen Bing's daily life is even more meticulous.

Chen Chonghua is indifferent, and Chen Bing is Xu Rong's only one.In his previous life, Chen Bing fell ill after finishing the exam, and left before repaying Xu Rong. Chen Bing always felt very guilty.

He didn't hang up the phone, and it showed that Lu Weimin's call was coming.

His situation was similar to that of Xu Rong, and he wept with joy after saying a few words.

This afternoon, Chen Bing's phone number was blown up, and even some media and TV stations.I don't know where they got the contact information.

Chen Bing answered a few times but didn't answer again, turned off the phone and threw it on the sofa.

Xiao Zhi stood beside him, came to pinch his shoulders, with a half-smile: "My baby has worked hard in descending to the mortal world."

Chen Bing glanced at him: "Don't bother."

Xiao Zhi kissed him close for a while, until Chen Bing raised his paw to scratch him like a cat, but Xiao Zhi still refused to let go.

Just kiss, just kiss, hey, just play.

Then get up: "Let's go, go and have dinner with your mother."

Chen Bing looked at the dog: "What about two catties?"

"Put some dog food, let's go and go back."

Chen Bing thought for a while: "Do you want to take it home and show it to my mother?"

Xiao Zhi stood up, and smiled at him with lowered eyelids: "Do you think you have given birth to a baby, and show it to your mother?"

"..."

Chen Bing pursed his lips, tightened his throat, and almost made a move.After repeatedly comforting himself to calm down, he said, "My mother should like it, so I'll take it back and show her."

"Okay," Xiao Zhi copied the two pounds, "then hug."

Take a taxi downstairs.

It was still early, and the road was not too congested.Chen Bing received a call from Chen Chonghua halfway.

His voice was calm: "Do you know your score?"

Chen Bing: "I know."

Chen Chonghua: "It's not bad, let's make persistent efforts."

Chen Bing didn't speak.

"I can give you any reward you want," Chen Chonghua was obviously busy, and there was the secretary's voice, "Do you want a car? Your Uncle Zhao's kid passed the college entrance examination. Old Zhao is happy to give it to him." Bought a sports car, hum."

Chen Chonghua sneered directly.

He speaks more gently outside and covers everything, so the yin and yang eccentricity in front of his family is probably also a kind of expression of intimacy.

Chen Bing said, "I don't want anything."

Chen Chonghua took it easy: "You can do whatever you want. I put a sum of money in your account, and when it takes effect, you can take a look."

Chen Bing: "Let's talk about it then."

He was ungrateful again and again, and Chen Chonghua's patience was obviously exhausted, and he suddenly said: "As a father, am I all wrong, Chen Bing, in your eyes?"

Although he had anticipated that there might be a quarrel, Chen Bing really didn't expect to turn his face so quickly.

He glanced at his phone and said, "Then don't you know what I want?"

He raised his voice, Xiao Zhi scratched the dog's neck with his fingertips, and looked sideways at him.

Chen Bing usually has a low voice and a quiet personality. Even if he scolds people, he scolds them calmly and politely. Unless he is very angry, he will not appear in a state of rampage.

Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows, as if searching.

Chen Bing stared at the phone without speaking.

Chen Chonghua's voice paused.

After a stalemate for a while, Chen Chonghua changed the subject: "Are you coming back for dinner tonight? I'll be back too. We'll talk about it later."

Chen Bing: "Yes."

Chen Chonghua hurriedly said: "Hang up."

The phone hangs up.

Xiao Zhi's voice was quite low: "What's wrong?"

Chen Bing said, "It's fine."

He stared straight at the scenery outside the window. The buildings were towering, the shadows were overwhelming, and the clouds were dark and misty, making it suffocating.

Chen Bing was in a mess, but he was used to this feeling.

When his thoughts were scattered, his fingertips were gently pressed.

Xiao Zhi held him with his left hand, and continued to scratch Liang Jin's jaw with his right hand, without saying a word.

It's just that the hands are clasped very tightly.

As if to say, it's okay.

Entering the door, Xu Rong and her aunt were busy cooking. They saw Chen Bing and Xiao Zhi, and then saw the dog in his arms: "Hey, when did you buy it?"

Chen Bing put it on the ground, saw Liang Jin wagging his tail and took a few steps, then returned to his legs and stuck to him: "This morning."

Xu Rong frowned: "Is this hair shedding?"

"Lose."

"Then can you bear it?"

Chen Bing didn't speak, but Xiao Zhi said in a daze behind his back: "Aunt Xu, I lose more hair than this dog after washing. Didn't Xiaobing bear it too? It's okay."

Chen Bing smiled directly: "Fuck."

Xu Rong was also funny: "You have a lot of hair, it's not a problem if you lose a few. Come and sit."

Chen Bing went to the restaurant to check: "Is the meal ready?"

Xu Rong: "Hungry?"

"Ah."

"There is fruit in the refrigerator, and the cake is out of the oven. I'll bring it to you right away."

Chen Bing sat back on the sofa: "It's comfortable to stretch out your hands for food and open your mouth."

Xu Rong scolded him: "It's still your mother?"

"It's better to be mom."

Xu Rong returned to the kitchen happily.

Xiao Zhi was at the side, listening to it was amused: "When you say this, Aunt Xu listens, it seems that you are suffering together with me."

Chen Bing was noncommittal.

don't suffer.

But the burden is real.

Chen Bing raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "You even eat my mother's jealousy?"

Xiao Zhi came over, put his legs on the sofa beside him, pinched Chen Bing's chin with his fingers: "Am I jealous? I'm afraid that your mother won't trust you, and won't leave you to me in the future."

Chen Bing was amused, and stretched out his hand to block him, the more he blocked Xiao Zhi, the closer he got.

Just as they were about to kiss each other, there was noise behind them.

Turning his head, Chen Chonghua entered the door with his suit jacket draped over his arm, handed it to his aunt, and his eyes fell on the two of them.

Chen Chonghua was in a good mood, and nodded to Xiao Zhi, his attitude was completely different from that of the morning: "Here you come? I won't greet you when I'm at home."

Xiao Zhi: "Okay."

Chen Chonghua went straight to the study.

Xiao Zhi looked at his back for a while, chased after him, then sat down with his head down.

When I came to Chen Bing's house, it was like walking into the gate of a mansion in the feudal era, with a sense of oppression that made people breathless.

Chen Bing felt uncomfortable by himself.

Fortunately, the atmosphere during the meal was not bad, and everyone drank a little high around Chen Bing's grades.

Xu Rong blushed, and looked at Chen Bing infatuatedly: "My youngest son is so obedient, so obedient, and so competitive."

Chen Bing: "..."

Not only him, but Chen Chonghua also showed a more restrained expression.

I feel like I can't wait to show it to Chen Bing.

Xiao Zhi was always in a good mood, and after drinking two more glasses, Chen Chonghua suddenly asked: "Do you know your college entrance examination results?"

Xiao Zhi: "I don't know yet, we'll check it out on the night of the 22nd."

Chen Chonghua was thoughtful: "I have a friend who works in the Ministry of Education. He can check your grades for you, as long as you know the test number."

Xiao Zhi: "...Forget it, forget it."

"..."

Seeing that he really refused, Chen Bing laughed for the first time at dinner tonight.

Xiao Zhi wanted to play for a few more days, but he just didn't like it, the more unhappy he was, the happier Chen Bing would be.

At the end of the drink, everyone was a little smoky. Chen Chonghua propped his forehead with a smile on his face: "My son is better than others." He turned to Xu Rong, "It's all because of you, you It's been a tough time."

Xu Rong was smiling all over her face, but for no reason she sniffed her nose and started crying.

The aunts next to me began to persuade.

"Madam, it's all thanks to you, why are you still crying?"

"Master Xiaobing did well in the exam, he should be happy."

The scene is very confusing.

Xu Rong wiped away her tears, and felt that Chen Chonghua had a lot to do with her, but she didn't say: "Well, I'm glad."

Chen Bing put down his chopsticks.

Although he had expected this scene earlier, he was still a little dazed when he actually saw Chen Bing.He paused, watching silently.

Xiao Zhi touched his arm: "A word of persuasion?"

Chen Bing: "I don't know how to persuade you."

Xiao Zhi leaned back in his chair, feeling a little tricky: "I can't speak."

The two of them accompanied Jing Jing, and Chen Chonghua said: "Don't talk about these things, Chen Bing feels uncomfortable watching it. Let's talk about it in private."

Xu Rong picked up the chopsticks: "Okay, okay."

Chen Bing lifted the glass in front of the table and poured a glass of wine.

Xiao Zhi went to talk to Xu Rong, and didn't pay much attention to the whole table. When he found out, Chen Bing had already drunk half a bottle.

Xiao Zhi looked at him: "You drink it like water?"

Xu Rong was also panicked: "Can I drink alcohol? Didn't the doctor tell me not to? Why didn't you pay attention?"

Chen Bing lowered his eyes, his light eyes fell into the cup, and said quietly: "I forgot."

"you--"

Xu Rong stood up directly: "Do you want to induce vomiting?"

Chen Chonghua frowned: "Why are you so careless!"

Chicken flying dog jumping.

Chen Bing only felt very noisy: "The doctor didn't say that I can't drink at all, and I didn't drink much."

He got up: "I'm going to sleep."

"Hey, you!"

Seeing that the situation was complicated, Xiao Zhi got up and said, "I guess Chen Bing didn't notice that he drank it as a drink. I went to see him, he's fine."

Chen Bing returned to the room, feeling that his tired shoulders finally relaxed at that moment, and he collapsed on the bed without any support.

The alcohol hasn't caused any trouble in the stomach yet, so there is no physical pain, but the body and mind are a bit tired.

He lay down without thinking about anything, just the words of Xu Rong and Chen Chonghua playing in front of his eyes like a slideshow. Excessive doting and strict discipline were just two chains that bound his legs all the time.

Chen Bing's thoughts wandered, and after a while, he heard a knock on the door.

Xiao Zhi's voice was very soft: "Can I come in?"

Chen Bing hummed.

footsteps.

Then, approach with warm body temperature.

First, I saw Xiao Zhi's black sneakers and his slender legs wrapped in trousers, with a clean and stern demeanor.

Chen Bing was carried into his arms.

Xiao Zhi kissed him: "Unhappy, have you been drinking?"

Chen Bing leaned against his shoulder and said nothing.

It is right not to speak.

Xiao Zhi pinched his fair earlobe, then kissed his face, as if to comfort him: "It's alright, alright."

Chen Bing didn't want to say anything more, so he hummed: "I'm asleep."

"Go to sleep."

Xiao Zhi asked: "Wash first?"

After Chen Bing washed up, he lay back on the bed.

When the time is up, the negative effects of drinking will gradually appear.

Chen Bing slightly bent his legs, leaned against Xiao Zhi's arms, and tossed and turned for a while.

Xiao Zhi noticed his situation: "What's wrong?"

Chen Bing said, "Uncomfortable."

Back pain, nausea.

Xiao Zhi put his arms around him, searched with his mobile phone: "Let me see what to do now."

The doctor's suggestion is to eat more vegetables and fruits to speed up the metabolism of alcohol in the body.

Xiao Zhi lifted the quilt: "I'll go find some fruit."

He was just about to leave when his wrist was suddenly gently pulled.

Chen Bing was leaning against the head of the bed, his face was a little pale, fine strands of hair were hanging down his eyes, and layers of shadows were smeared on his chin, as if he was so painful that he couldn't straighten up.

Xiao Zhi squatted slightly and approached: "Huh?"

Chen Bing pressed his forehead against his abdomen and breathed lightly.

——Obviously don't want him to go.

Xiao Zhi said: "I'll be right back, I'll just go down for a few minutes."

Chen Bing held his wrist, not only refused to let go, but her slender fingers were entangled even deeper inexplicably.