why don't you laugh

It's very embarrassing for the official certification to participate in trouble.

Fortunately, Hu Er still has a lot of straight men. When I saw a handsome guy like Xiao Zhi playing games, and he was so fucking 6, his first reaction was to complain.

Outsmart Tiger Mountain: [This is not a blood lock to hang me live and eat shit, okay? 】

Ruya and easy-going Sun Ergou: [Show fists and embroidered legs, I don't think the punches are very good? ? ? 】

Xiaochen Xiaochen uses a pot for cooking: 【At least this dude is indeed more handsome than the sissy next door. 】

Antarctic Murderer: [Let's go, it's ugly. 】

"..."

They spray theirs, Xiao Zhi plays with his own, without interfering with each other.

Wen Wei stared at the screen and spat: "These idiots are just jealous of Brother Xiao's beauty, cough, tui!"

"No matter how jealous you are," Fu Hang said, "my brother is more handsome than his face even with a toe."

"That's it." Wen Wei was filled with righteous indignation, indeed, there were quite a few rhythms in the live broadcast room.

Ant-like barrages flew across the screen.

Xiao Zhi broadcasted it at ten o'clock, exactly three hours.

Chen Bing stood up, Xiao Zhi's bedroom door opened, his tall figure held a bottle of mineral water and took a few sips, then threw the empty bottle into the trash can.

Xiao Zhi sat down on the sofa.

Chen Bing handed over a plate of fruit: "Are you tired?"

Xiao Zhi rubbed his forehead: "It's okay, not tired."

Wen Wei was very interested in his income: "How is the running water?"

Xiao Zhi took out his phone and looked through it: "It seems to be okay, half a month's living expenses have been paid."

"Damn!" Wen Wei roared directly, "That's it? That's it? Three hours, half a month's living expenses will be paid? Is the live broadcast industry so profitable? I want to come too!"

Xiao Zhi didn't speak, but Fu Hang took a look at him: "...you have to see if you have the destiny to get rich."

"..."

Indeed, ordinary people are not necessarily ordinary people who have the courage to live broadcast and play games. Zhang Guofu and Yang Guofu, there are many people who can't even get a meal at the beginning.

Wen Wei sank back to the sofa and sighed: "I'll continue delivering the courier."

Xiao Zhi was talking to Chen Bing.

He insisted on feeding the washed grapes to Chen Bing, but Chen Bing refused to feed them, so the two held hands next to each other and competed.Hearing Wen Wei's words, Xiao Zhi turned his head lazily: "Huh?"

"Isn't it the end of the college entrance examination? I'm bored all day long," Wen Wei said, "I'm going to deliver the courier, so as to relieve my dear mother from the burden of life."

Xiao Zhi nodded: "Yes."

Fu Hang also smiled: "I cook with my mother every day, you know, she insisted on me pulling Xu Wei to learn how to cook, I laughed."

Wen Wei burst out laughing: "It's awesome, the two strong women will pull their hair sooner or later."

Just finished the college entrance examination, and didn't see the results, and the future is uncertain, so everyone talked about these topics in a relaxed manner.

Xiao Zhi raised his leg and kicked Guan Kun, raised his eyebrows: "You?"

Guan Kun didn't talk much, and kept bored by the side, so he said: "My cousin and I went to the construction site to find something to do. He is in construction."

"Hold!"

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Zhi also laughed: "Are you going to move the cement?"

Guan Kun said: "Yes, move the cement."

Wen Wei directly: "Laughing, my scalp was almost tanned in the military training before, and you still go to the construction site, I wish you peace."

They chatter.

Chen Bing listened to it for a while. Before, he would feel that this kind of life was very strange.Delivering couriers, moving cement, turning spoons, and even live broadcasting and playing games like Xiao Zhi are all beyond the knowledge of the young master in the greenhouse.

But after two years in the Ninth Middle School, he began to feel very vivid.

These people stand under the sun, their smiles are full of vitality, and they all have a bright future.

It was almost eleven o'clock, Wen Wei got up: "I have to go, I have to go to work tomorrow morning, and I asked for leave today."

The house that Xiao Zhi rented was small, and everyone looked at that there was no other place to sleep, and they could only sleep if they wanted to sleep, and they all got up and said goodbye; "Let's go."

It's just a simple sentence.

Xiao Zhi didn't send it either: "It's time to send a message."

Be careful on the road.

The door is closed and everyone is gone.Xiao Zhi got up slowly: "I'm going to take a shower."

Chen Bing held the TV remote control and watched anime: "You go."

He was unmoved, Xiao Zhi who was next to him took two steps, stopped, and turned back: "Do you want to go together?"

Chen Bing: "..."

Chen Bing knew exactly what Xiao Zhi meant.

Involuntarily, he gripped the remote control tightly.

But before he could figure out how to respond, Xiao Zhi approached and grabbed his wrist, leading him away from the sofa: "Let's go."

"..."

Especially unbearable urging.

Chen Bing was funny when he was like this, and when he went to the bathroom, he hooked up his clothes and took them off, then carried him to the sink and sat down.

Just at that moment, Chen Bing grabbed his hair tightly between his fingers: "Be gentle!"

"...Sorry." Xiao Zhi's voice was a little vague, and he blew symbolically, not knowing who to coax, "It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt anymore."

"..."

Chen Bing was originally funny, but his fingers slowly clenched.

He is now in better health than before, not to mention that he is completely relaxed during the college entrance examination holiday, staying alone with Xiao Zhi, with almost no restraint.

In the beginning, they were a restrained, youthful, and ignorant relationship between male high school students, but now they are very adult, and even have many new attempts.

Chen Bing put his hands behind his back to support Xiao Zhi's knees, and sank into it, like a piece of muddy wetland after rain, deeply nourished by uprooted tree roots.

The sound of the wind and rain is a bit urgent, and the sky outside the window is dim.

The weather in the past few days of summer vacation is hot, and the air conditioner in Xiao Zhi’s rented house is old, and the wind blowing out is sometimes cold and sometimes hot.It was better in the morning, and when they took a nap in the afternoon, the two of them looked at each other and couldn't help hugging each other and licking each other. They often sweated profusely, lying on the bed wondering if the end of nothingness in the world was the flesh.

——No wonder some people say that the truth of sex and desire is a skeleton, which is really a failure.

In the evening, the sun shines through the window.

Xiao Zhi got up from the bed, found some clothes to wear, and said in a low voice, "Live broadcast later."

Chen Bing woke up early, but had a headache, and lay on the bed rubbing his temples.

Xiao Zhi wears a T-shirt, and when the hem is pulled down, you can see the muscles in the waist, which are strong and tough.

I don't know if it's sensitive or what, Chen Bing thought of the life in Jiuchi Roulin these days, and his mind moved.

Xiao Zhi has handsome eyebrows and deep eyes, and the thickness of his lips is just right. When he lowered his head to Chen Bing's side, a section of his collarbone was exposed around his shoulders, and his muscles were vaguely outlined under his T-shirt.

Age is also the golden period for handsome men.

Chen Bing looked at him, continued rubbing his temples with his fingertips, and pursed his lips.

Xiao Zhi squatted down and kissed his forehead: "Eat something first, go out for dinner after the live broadcast?"

Chen Bing didn't bother to move: "I don't have anything to eat."

"Really?" Xiao Zhi hummed in his throat, "Eat me?"

"..."

These were the words they had been talking about in bed these days, and Chen Bing heard the DNA move quickly, and stopped the loss in time: "Hurry up and go."

"Then I'll go." Xiao Zhi moved the live broadcast equipment to the living room before and arranged for him, "You wake up and pack up. If you're hungry, there's something in the refrigerator."

Chen Bing closed his eyes: "I know."

Xiao Zhi went outside to live broadcast.

After Chen Bing slept for a while, his limbs felt sore, and he wondered if he had overdone it in the past few days.

He got up, picked up his phone and clicked into Xiao Zhi's live broadcast room.

He originally thought that he was not in good health, so he was a little tired after doing it, but when he went in, he found that Xiao Zhi's condition was not much better than his.

With a record of 0-7 at the start, the teammates were all dumbfounded.

[What are you doing brother? 】

[Will you play wild?Don't choose if you don't know how to play wild? 】

[Please do not go outing in the wild. 】

"..."

The barrage in the live broadcast room was even crazier.

Hey, just for fun: [Brother, what's the matter with you?I see you have been haggard these days. 】

Brother Zhang: [I feel like my hands are shaking after playing a game, and I can't hold the keyboard steadily. Is there something wrong? 】

Chen Bing: "..."

Xiao Zhi was slanted in the chair, his eyebrows and eyes were sleepy, his eyelids could hardly be opened, and his hand for playing games was indeed a little unsteady.

——As for why it is unstable.

Men understand.

Xiao Zhi pursed his lips, and drove the hero to rush into the crowd, and was instantly caught.

He threw the phone on the table and said, "Fuck."

Xiao Zhi, a young anchor who has been popular since he debuted, has as many black spots as a cow's hair, and the bottom starts to take the rhythm.

Wanwan Leiqing: [Can you be an anchor at this level?Is it still so popular?Tiger ear is getting worse and worse. 】

Zhang Jiajia: [There is a boss behind him, he is so handsome, the money owner must be powerful! 】

What to look at; [I guess I slept with the benefactor last night, the dark circles under my eyes are so heavy. 】

Wanwan Leiqing: [Is there really a financial backer? 】

Xiao Zhi glanced at Gongping while waiting for the resurrection.

He usually doesn't talk much, but when he saw these, he pursed his lips and said casually: "It's true that you slept with the benefactor, are you satisfied?"

The barrage was suddenly silent.

There are only a group of real fans frantically swiping the screen.

Xiaoyangbao: [True or false, true or false, true or false! 】

Xiao Moxian's whole body changed: 【Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, do you believe what my brother said? ? ? 】

"..."

Xiao Zhi picked up the phone again.

He clicked his knuckles on the fuselage, and said lightly, "The real gold master, he studies well, grows well, and is the second generation of rich, who will inherit billions of dollars in the future."

Chen Bing: "..."

There was laughter in the barrage.

Xiao Zhi continued to play the game, but his fingers were still unsteady, and his teammates frowned when he pulled the stride.

Xiao Zhi really tried his best, and he didn't send it off on purpose, but he was in a bad state.

The screen turned black again, Xiao Zhi put the phone back to the desktop, and continued the topic just now: "The key is, you still love me to death."

After finishing speaking, he asked unhurriedly, "Satisfied?"

"..."

So shameless.

In this case, it can still be rioting.

Chen Bing turned slightly on the bed, and went to the window to look for a while.Below is the nearby commercial street, which is bustling with people, many of them walk their dogs and set up stalls.

Chen Bing looked away and went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of water.

After a while, Xiao Zhi stopped the broadcast and turned around: "I went out to eat."

He tidied up and changed his clothes, Chen Bing asked, "Isn't it time?"

"Stop broadcasting, the more you broadcast, the more followers you will lose." Xiao Zhi walked up to Chen Bing, "Go downstairs for dinner."

Chen Bing went down with him.

Walking to the center of the square and going up a slope, Chen Bing started panting halfway up, Xiao Zhi turned his head: "What's wrong?"

"..." Chen Bing said, "Tired."

Xiao Zhi looked at him for a while.

A brief silence.

The reasons for being tired are very clear to each other.

Xiao Zhi asked: "Did you overdo it these few days?"

Chen Bing was dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.

Xiao Zhi came to help him.

Chen Bing pushed it away: "No need."

"..."

Xiao Zhi glanced around, and pointed to the barbecue stand next to him: "Would you like to roast a few strings of kidneys to complement your shape?"

Chen Bing: "..."

When the night wind blew, Chen Bing looked straight at him and didn't speak for a while.

Xiao Zhi understood his expression: "Forget it, let's go to the restaurant to eat."

The one they visited frequently during this time.

After entering, Xiao Zhi first told the boss: "Put less salt, less seasoning, try to be as light as possible."

The boss knocked on the melon seeds and nodded: "Hey, let's go."

Xiao Zhi continued to flip through the menu.

After a while, he said, "Order another Eucommia Codonopsis Squab Soup."

After he finished speaking, the boss took another look at him.

Immediately, the boss walked towards the back hall as if nothing had happened: "Okay, wait."

They did not wait long.

The dishes in the store came up one after another, and the soup was just served, and there was a bowl of white, thick and clear soup in the crock, which was very good.Xiao Zhisheng handed a bowl to Chen Bing: "Drink."

"..."

Very embarrassing.

Chen Bing's lips moved slightly, the edges of his ears turned red, and he silently took a few sips of the soup.

Xiao Zhi looked down at him drinking the soup, and said reflectively: "The past few days have really passed."

Chen Bing was not interested, and wanted to blame him, but he couldn't completely blame him.

"Make it up, I won't do it in the next few days." Xiao Zhi looked at him deeply, as if talking to himself, "I'll see if there are any supermarkets that are open in a while, and I'll do some shopping when I come back. I'll cook for the next few days. "

Chen Bing: "Whatever."

After he finished drinking a bowl, Xiao Zhi straightened up and helped fill the bowl again: "Drink more."

"..."

Chen Bing drank the soup in silence.

Well, it can be regarded as having a clearer understanding of myself.

Going out, Xiao Zhi looked for a supermarket in the navigation, and led Chen Bing to the other side of the street: "Take a walk."

"Ah."

Next to them are mostly old couples who came out to walk their dogs after dinner, strolling around leisurely in the brightly lit, long shadows.

Xiao Zhi tilted his head, saw it and said, "Do we look like a husband and wife?"

Chen Bing was unimpressed: "You say it looks like it."

Xiao Zhi affirmed: "It's like."

Chen Bing was funny.

A little dog wobbled to the side, covered in snow, twirled around Xiao Zhi's legs, and then wobbled back to find the couple who raised him.

The woman hugged the dog and yelled, "Good baby."

Xiao Zhi raised his gaze, and for some reason, poked Chen Bing: "Do you want to have a pet?"

Chen Bing looked at him: "Huh?"

"How about we get a dog too?"

Chen Bing thought for a while: "Okay, but don't we have to live in the university for another three months?"

"Too."

Xiao Zhi chased after the dog, turned back, his eyes were dark: "I won't live in the school anymore? Let's raise it first, and arrange to pick it up after school starts?"

Chen Bing's attitude doesn't matter, but based on his cognition, he feels that he should consider it carefully: "Have you thought about it? It's not that easy to keep pets."

"Think about it," Xiao Zhi narrowed his eyes, and the corners of his lips curved slightly, "I want to raise it with you, one big and one small, it must be very cute."

"..."

There is a bit of ambiguity in the words.

Chen Bing raised his eyes, with complex emotions in his icy eyes, after a while, he walked to the side of the road: "If you want to raise it, you can raise it."

Xiao Zhi took out his mobile phone and looked down at the screen: "What kind of dog?"

Chen Bing didn't speak.

Xiao Zhi quickened his pace and followed behind him: "Do you like big ones or small ones?"

Chen Bing thought for a while, then said, "Not too big."

"Well," Xiao Zhi responded, "then look at the puppy."

His eyebrows were illuminated by the phone, he swiped his fingertips a few times, and handed over the phone: "Do you like Bomei?"

Chen Bing didn't continue walking, but stood on the street and took his cell phone.

Chen Chonghua doesn't like things that shed hair, and they both have cleanliness, so Chen Bing's family has never had a pet.

This is the first time that a valuable thing will belong to him.

Chen Bing looked at it: "It's so delicate, it doesn't look easy to raise."

Xiao Zhi turned to the next one: "Fa Dou?"

Chen Bing looked down at the photo, thought for a while, and said sincerely, "It's kind of ugly."

"..."

Xiao Zhi glanced at it: "It's okay, if you look pleasing to the eye, you don't think it's ugly."

He scrolls down.

There are a lot of photos of pets, Xiao Zhi has no objection, he can raise even a hamster, so it all depends on whether Chen Bing likes it or not.

Chen Bing's attention was attracted by Corgi in the video.

The yellow ball is a little Corgi, who shakes his head after being touched, has short and fat legs, round buttocks, and does not look very smart.

Chen Bing looked at it carefully for a while, and said, "This."

Xiao Zhi kept looking down at him, waited for this sentence, and smiled: "Raise Keji?"

"Ah."

"Okay, let's raise Corgi."

Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows and suggested: "Go to the pet market tomorrow?"

Chen Bing was surprised: "So fast? Do you need to prepare?"

"The market must have everything, cages, dog food, and toys," Xiao Zhihua pulled his phone, "Let's go to class tonight to see how to raise corgis and refresh our knowledge."

Chen Bing responded: "Yes."

He looked back at his phone.

It's still that silly dog ​​with big eyes, soft-looking, not aggressive, but has a super nice personality and a silly grin.

Chen Bing's mind was calm at first, so he watched it several times, and couldn't resist taking out his mobile phone to search for dog food, kennels and dog toys.

Watch the video with Xiao Zhi at night.

Raising pets is not that simple. After all, a life should be fully prepared before raising it.

Xiao Zhi lay back on the sofa, lazily swiping his phone to watch the video: "Take the cub home tomorrow."

Chen Bing was a little sleepy at first, but he became more energetic. He lay on his lap and played with his mobile phone: "What time do you wake up tomorrow?"

"Be early," Xiao Zhi pinched his chin, "Can't wait?"

Chen Bing nodded, then turned and rolled into his arms.

Chen Bing was happy like this when he was a child, Xiao Zhi was almost hurt by him, and had to hold him in his arms to avoid knocking him, and smiled: "Okay, go to bed early, and go to see the dog tomorrow as soon as you open your eyes."

Chen Bing responded, and walked quickly towards the bedroom: "I'm asleep."

Xiao Zhi smiled and followed behind him.

On the bed, he leaned over and kissed him: "I knew you would like it."

"..."

Chen Bing has been strictly disciplined since he was a child, but his playfulness is as big as that of a normal person. Only in front of Xiao Zhi can those wishes be revealed.

Xiao Zhi kissed his hair: "Go to sleep."

Chen Bing's heart was beating extremely fast, and he pulled the quilt to pillow in his arms and closed his eyes.

Be happy, feel like a little kid looking forward to tomorrow's gift.

Xiao Zhi kissed him sideways again: "Good night."

Chen Bing got up very early the next day.

He got up and Xiao Zhi also woke up, Chen Bing was still thinking about urging him to go out, Xiao Zhi said without talking nonsense: "Wash up, change clothes and go out."

Chen Bing has never been very proactive, and was urged by him like an emperor to go to the bathroom as he wished.

It was past seven o'clock when I went downstairs, and I took a taxi to the pet market after dinner.

There are a lot of people in the market, and they are all morning markets, so it's easy to go to pick out good products.There were people coming and going around, and there were rows of cages in front of the vendor, almost all of which were puppies.

Xiao Zhi passed through the crowd and stopped in front of a stall.

Chen Bing also stopped.

In the cage, there was a corgi who was estimated to be full moon, lying softly on his stomach.The boss was very discerning, and introduced: "This corgi is really good-looking, with a white forehead in the middle, big and round ears, the top is on the shoulders, and the bones are good. If you like it, I will give you 2000."

Xiao Zhi discussed the price with the boss and took a few steps closer.

Chen Bing squatted down, gently trying to touch the puppy's forehead with his fingertips.

I haven't touched it yet, but I was touched by the tip of its nose.

I heard Xiao Zhi's low voice in my ears: "Have you been vaccinated? Do you have a blood certificate."

"There is a certificate, but the vaccine hasn't been vaccinated yet, but there is a pet hospital next door." The boss said, "You came early, can you give me this Corgi 2000 for free? Really, the condition is very good."

Xiao Zhi turned his head and asked Chen Bing's opinion: "What do you think?"

Chen Bing didn't take his eyes off the dog: "I can."

Xiao Zhi smiled, and said to the boss: "Then I'll take it to get vaccinated first, and then check its body. Give me your number. If there is any problem, I will call your elder brother."

"No problem, come and add WeChat, I will stay here all day today."

After asking the question, Xiao Zhi paid and knelt down beside Chen Bing, breathing heavily: "Ours."

The breath brushed the side of the ear.

Chen Bing picked up the limp puppy and looked sideways at him.

"Wait," Xiao Zhi walked over to Gouhou, "You haven't been vaccinated, so don't touch it, go to the pet hospital."

Chen Bing stood up.

The pet hospital is not far away, just two streets away. Corgi was carried in by the doctor for vaccination and physical examination, and lay on the table.

Chen Bing looked at it through the glass, and Xiao Zhi beside him came over: "What's the name?"

Chen Bing: "What is it called?"

Xiao Zhi: "You take it."

Chen Bing laughed: "Xiao Ergou?"

Xiao Zhi glanced at him: "Tell me who Xiao Dagou is?"

"..." Chen Bing was quiet for a while, avoiding the topic, "Why don't you call me Ah Huang?"

"..." Xiao Zhi pursed his lower lip, "You might as well just call it Ke Ji, Xiao Ke, Xiao Ji."

Being denied again, Chen Bing had no idea for the time being.

After corgi was vaccinated and checked out, Xiao Zhi looked at the weight chart and said, "It's two catties, why don't we call it two catties?"

Chen Bing: "..."

The name doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

Chen Bing moved his lips, but he couldn't refute.

As the saying goes, taking a cheap name is easy to support.Chen Bing nodded: "That's it, it's two catties."

"..."

Liang Jin squatted on the table with a dazed expression, he didn't know that his fate had already been sealed.

The dust has settled.

Take a taxi with Xiao Zhi to go home.

The car was parked downstairs, Xiao Zhi got out of the car and half bent over to pick up the cage, talking to Chen Bing: "Have you got the dog food?"

Chen Bing didn't take it, and was about to go to get it, when he noticed a car parked on the side of the road.

Chen Bing watched for a few seconds, and the opposite car window fell.

Chen Chonghua sat in the back seat.

Xiao Zhi put the dog on the side of the road, took the dog food again, turned around and saw Chen Bing walking towards the other side.

Chen Chonghua got out of the car and talked to Chen Bing: "Aren't you going home after summer vacation? I thought you didn't take the college entrance examination."

As soon as he came, he brought a gun and a stick, and Chen Bing said, "I'll be back in a few days."

"Do you love to come back or not?" Chen Chonghua looked down at his elegant watch, "I'm here to do something, your mother asked me to bring you medicine, take it yourself."

Chen Bing went to the co-pilot to pick up the pack of medicine.

Chen Chonghua turned his head and glanced at Xiao Zhi. Because Chen Bing was injured before, he basically turned a blind eye to Xiao Zhi's attitude now.

He was about to leave when he remembered, and said lightly: "His father, three years, should come out soon."