Did Chief Jae successfully finish the script today?

After going to the pharmacy to buy a bottle of sleeping pills, the leader Zai walked towards a certain river jump that he had fancied long ago.

Although the development of the two worlds is different, the geographical environment is similar. Except for some changes in the shops, there is no difference. As early as four years ago, he had been optimistic about many quiet and remote rivers with good water quality.

As a human being, one always has a dream.

Although he knew that he should jump out of the building, but thinking about it like that, he knew that a corpse like a broken watermelon must be very unattractive. He actually didn't like it. It was more in line with his aesthetics to enter the water quietly—the corpse after death Whether the soil that rots into the bottom of the river or is eaten by some carnivorous fish, it is always clean, and it can be regarded as giving back to nature.

Therefore, opportunities will always be reserved for those who are prepared.

The leader Jae, who is walking on the road to his favorite secluded river, is in a happy mood. If it is not because of the character design problem, maybe he would also want to hum a song to express his happy mood, even if he finds that he forgot to buy it because he was too eager. Things like water can't dampen his good mood.

"It's a pity, why are there no fruit-flavored sleeping pills? It's really bad."

He chewed dryly and ate a whole bottle of sleeping pills. His mouth was filled with a bitter taste, but for the sake of going into the water later, the leader Zai obediently swallowed all the medicines. If he swallowed dryly, his throat hurts a bit. The words are very bitter, and it is really hard to choose.

When he arrived at his destination, the sleeping pills had already begun to take effect, and he could already feel his eyelids fighting, just right.

He stepped into the water from near the embankment until he almost submerged himself, and then lay down quietly.

Surrounded by the cold and clear water, listening to the faint breeze and birdsong in his ears, he felt an unprecedented tranquility. The Romanian rock in his pocket seemed to have begun to absorb the water, and he was gradually sinking.

Slowly closing his eyes, the leader showed a rare and peaceful smile.

That's right, that's it, let him be alone... eh?

Here, at this altitude, are there any rocks or seaweed or something?

Feeling as if he had bumped into something, the leader Zai dispelled a lot of his drowsiness. He opened his eyes in doubt and turned his head, and then met a pair of familiar iris eyes.

Chief Zai: "..."

Armed slaughter: "..."

Two pairs of iris-colored pupils of the same color looked at each other. It was clear that they had just separated not long ago, and they had made an agreement to "enter the water together", but now they have left each other unanimously. The river flows into the water.

It's simply evil.

Leader Zai: Obviously I just want to go into the water alone, why is this person here!

Buteizai: Obviously I don't want to go into the water with a man at all, why is the annoying guy here too!

Apparently, Buteizai, who already had a lot of experience in diving, was the first to react. Although he kept committing suicide, he actually wanted to struggle to survive, especially under the influence of his best friend Oda Saku, he wanted to try to stand on the " The side that saves people"——In fact, he also clearly felt that what Oda Saku said was right, it was indeed much better to stand in the sun.

Anyway, it's the same no matter where you stand, so it's better to stand on the side that makes you more comfortable.

At this time, he looked at another self who was completely determined to die, and rarely had the desire to complain.

"My motto is 'suicide with freshness and vigor'. Finding a beautiful young lady to die in love, and entering the water with a man is too inconsistent with my aesthetics... Hey, you?"

"Grumble rumble..."

The leader Zai didn't answer Wu Zhenzai, because he closed his eyes again. At this time, the sleeping pills had already taken effect, and with the increasingly heavy Romanian rock in his pocket, he sank directly.

"...This is really, really serious suicide."

It's not that Wu Zhenzai wasn't serious when he committed suicide, every suicide he committed was serious, but likewise, every time he tried to struggle to live, he was also serious.

Buteizai, who was floating on the water, suddenly felt a little complicated. There was a kind of envy or powerlessness, or a sense of helplessness that hated iron and steel—obviously that world was so perfect, even Oda Saku They are all alive, why give up life so easily?

Many times, when Butei Zaimori recalled his best friend, he thought with emotion that if Oda Saku was still alive, he would definitely be more motivated to struggle to survive in this oxidized world.

Thinking of this, he subconsciously pulled the opponent with his hand, but his body was tilted by the heavy weight, and then sank.

Then, he let go and floated up by himself, staring at the calm water surface with an uncertain expression.

"It seems that I have really made sufficient preparations... If I let it go, I might be able to commit suicide successfully."

Wu Zhenzai was a little tangled.

Leave it alone, Mr. Luanbu can tell him to keep an eye on this guy, but if he saves someone, he always feels something is wrong.

"No, wait, think about it again, his world is so perfect, then..."

Wu Jingzai suddenly thought of something and turned pale with fright.

"If he succeeds in committing suicide again, wouldn't he be a big winner in life? I will lose completely!"

Realizing this in horror, Butai Zai put on a serious look, dived directly, threw away the heavy stones with great effort, and then dragged the drowsy leader Zai who was sleeping like a dead fish. ashore.

Don't look at him committing suicide by diving into the water all the time, but his swimming skills are actually pretty good.

"Ah, why on earth did I do such a thing! It's all your fault!"

Wu Detective Zai looked at the sleeping leader Zai with accusation, and looked angry.

"It's obviously a sunny and sunny day suitable for entering the water, but you messed everything up!"

Wu Detective Zai poked the leader Zai's face angrily. He didn't know whether it was a coincidence or God's will. Anyway, after he poked casually, the sleeping leader Zai spit out a lot of water. At least for now, he seemed to be breathing normally. It's okay.

"Obviously the injury is so serious and the body is so poor, but the vitality in this aspect is extremely tenacious? It really deserves to be 'me'."

Wu Zhenzai shook his head speechlessly, he really didn't want to give first aid to the other party, but the result was surprisingly good.He checked the situation of the leader Zai again. At any rate, he also fought with Dr. Sen. Under the influence of his ears and eyes, he can still make some basic judgments about injuries.

"Huh? The ribs are broken again, and it seems to have been poked into the internal organs? If this is the case, it can't be dragged back."

If it is dragged back, or carried back, the injury caused by the secondary injury will probably kill this guy directly, right?Then it would be meaningless for him to work so hard to save people, it was completely wasted.

The method that will least touch the injury is the princess hug - after all, it is said that the princess hug is also known as the dead body hug, and it is originally used for situations where a certain party is in a coma and cannot actively cooperate. It is also called a coma horizontal hug.

The leader Zai is very light, and Butai Zai can easily pick him up, but... just thinking of hugging another self like that, it is a chill!

Just when Wu Detective Zai was distressed, he saw a familiar figure with sharp eyes.If it was normal, he would only regret that his fishing time was over and he had to be caught back, but now, he only felt that the other party came just right.

"Kunikida-kun! This way!" Butei Zai waved the seaweed arm happily, "I'm over here!"

"You're here too, Dazai."

Kunikida Doppo looked at Butei Zai with disgust, and frowned at the wet leader Zai on the other side.Sure enough, as long as he has something to do with Osamu Dazai, nothing good will happen.

However, as expected of Mr. Ranpo, he has completely guessed the place where this beast will haunt!

Taken Zai, who just wanted Kunikida Doppo to bring the leader back, was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help saying: "You said 'yes'... Could it be that, Kunikida-kun, didn't you come to find me?"

"No."

When Kunikida Doppo said this, he couldn't help puffing out his chest, and he felt an inexplicable sense of pride, but thinking about it, although he didn't come here to find their Dazai Osamu, he was also looking for another one, it seems that it is not worth it Proud of it.

"We found that this 'Dazai' was missing, Mr. Ranpo asked me to come here and bring him back."

"Ruthless, it's really ruthless." Wu Zhenzai showed a pitiful expression, "I only hear the newcomers laugh, but the old ones cry, have everyone already loved the new and disliked the old? It really makes me sad."

This pitiful and innocent expression coupled with that handsome fair face is indeed very easy to arouse sympathy for unsuspecting people, but for Kunikida Doppo, who has long been used to Butei killing all kinds of monsters, he can naturally Hardheartedly ignored the show.

In the end, it was indeed Kunikida Doppo who carried the leader back, Takenzai didn't expend much effort at all, it's just...just by the looks, the two Dazai look exactly the same!Kunikida Doppo hugged the leader Zai, rounding it up, it was actually not much different from holding Butei Zai.

Wu Detective Zai felt that this was like a public execution. If he just returned to the detective agency like this, it would definitely be a social death, right? !

"It's really blinding... Kunikida-kun, since I saw the hot-eyed picture, my heart has been greatly hurt. Today and tomorrow's work will be entrusted to you."

"Give me a job well done, Dazai!"

Kunikida wanted to wave his fist subconsciously, but when he felt the weight in his arms, he could only forcefully suppress the anger in his heart, and said through gritted teeth, "Don't trouble others!"

"Ah, tell that to the one in your arms, if he still wakes up."

"Huh? What? Isn't he drowning?" Kunikida Doppo was taken aback, wondering, "Didn't you give him first aid just now?"

"The problem of drowning is nothing." Wu Zhenzai casually shook a small empty bottle in his hand, and said lightly, "This is the bottle of sleeping pills I just found on him. I guess he took it with me when he didn't find the trash can. ? Looks like he ate the whole bottle."

"What?! A whole bottle?!"

"So, Kunikida-kun, you must be faster! By the way, I heard that gastric lavage has a miraculous effect on this kind of situation that should not be eaten. The more times you wash, the better the effect. You can let Yosano Miss, wash this guy's stomach a few more times."

"I understand."

Kunikida Doppo, who is extremely credulous, nodded his head. This time, he didn't wait for Buteizai to say "I lied to you", so he seriously wrote down the suggestion, saying that he would pass it on to Dr. Yosano.

Wu Zhenzai: I just smiled and stopped talking.

Yosano Akiko: It makes sense, for this kind of guy who loves to die, he should suffer a little bit!

Leader Zai: ... (I feel helpless, weak and pitiful)

Under the tossing of a certain devil female doctor, the leader Zai who regained consciousness realized that he had been tricked, whether it was because the location of Wu Zhenzai's suicide was found out, or because he was caught and forced to experience gastric lavage service. The detective has a lot of resentment towards him.

Why?He doesn't seem to have offended the other party.