Did Chief Jae successfully finish the script today?

Five days have passed since Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's white mist incident. During these days, everyone in the detective agency seemed to be the same in other respects except that they were a little bit unmotivated because they were too busy and nervous before.

However, it only looks like it.

In private, everyone has already begun to speculate on the identity of the "Osamu Dazai" who is resident in the infirmary - so far, everyone's most accepted guess is "Osamu Dazai's long-lost twin brother".

Although Osamu Dazai himself has denied it several times, apparently no one believes it.

"Speaking of which, five full days have passed, right?"

"That's right, Mingming told Dr. Xie Ye that the operation went well, but he still hasn't woken up."

"'I don't want to wake up so I don't wake up'... This kind of thing sounds like Mr. Dazai can do it. You really deserve to be Mr. Dazai's brother!"

"..."

The members gossip about the news they know in a low voice, and Osamu Dazai, who is fishing with his earphones, can only helplessly rub his ears, and stop listening to such boring guesses.Others don't know, but he is very clear that he has absolutely no brothers. Coupled with the feeling that he hates the other party when he sees him, he already knows who the other party is.

"Dazai, it's time."

Ranpo Edogawa, who was playing with glass beads, narrowed his eyes casually.

"Don't be lazy today."

"……I see."

Dazai Osamu sighed.

I don't know why, but this time Mr. Luanpo took it very seriously, it's been five days!Urging him to meet that "vegetative person" at fixed times every day, and then asking him to "call" the other party, is simply fatal!

Usually, Osamu Dazai always hides when he can face this kind of thing. Anyway, other people can't do anything about him, and those things are not irreplaceable.

However, this time it was the "very serious" Ranpo Edogawa who made the request this time, the only smart person in the detective agency who he couldn't fully see through, and he was also the core group favorite of the entire detective agency.

When Edogawa's chaos is serious, even Dazai Osamu can't be alone, he can only do it honestly, so as not to be targeted by the whole detective agency full of chaos.

"When will this day be the end! I have to face that annoying guy every day... Ah, it would be great if I could succeed in my love today."

"Well, it's almost there."

Ranbu thought for a while, then glanced at the date, and felt that it was almost the same, so he simply got up.

"I really can't do anything about you. Sure enough, I still need the world's number one detective!"

"???"

"Mr. Ranpo, do you want to go in person?"

Everyone who was working in their own positions looked over in surprise. You must know that Mr. Luanbu usually can make people carry his back and never walk by himself, and if he can walk, he will not walk, but now he actively asks for "exercise"?

It's really strange.

"In that case, I'll go and have a look together, maybe there's something that needs treatment."

Yosano Akiko is really worried, although she doesn't think that Mr. Ranpo will not see through the trap, but what if?She didn't want Mr. Ranpo to have an accident, so she stood up naturally.

"Then I will go too! After all, he is my 'brother'."

Dazai Osamu's eyes flickered slightly, and he looked at the extraordinarily active Ranbu thoughtfully, knowing that he was completely used as a "consumable" in the early stage.But precisely because of this, he was also very curious, why Luanbu was so obsessed with that "self", and how he planned to wake up that "self".

Didn't you say something?You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep!

When he came to the infirmary, he looked at the other self lying quietly on the hospital bed with nutrient solution on his arm. Wu Zhenzai dragged his chin and prepared to see how Ranbu could handle this situation. After all, he was so stubborn that he It's still very clear, especially this one looks even more difficult - that red scarf looks so familiar!

"Okay, Master Ranpo has come over in person, you should wake up by now, right? I know you can hear me."

Edogawa ranpo while eating potato chips, chewing the snacks, and spoke vaguely.

"It's been five days, and you've been bored for a long time, right? If we wait for us to give up on you and give you a nutrient solution to make you die, it's impossible, impossible."

"..."

"If you don't wake up, you're going to stink! Well, let me think about it, who will help you take a bath? Should I choose our Dazai, or the hat racker at Mafia at the port? Or you Do you like Akutagawa-kun more?"

"..."

The person lying on the bed was quietly pretending to be dead like a salted fish, but when he heard this, his eyelids trembled, and goose bumps appeared on his skin. He was planning to play dead in the dark to the end. Consciousness trembled.

Terrible, terrible, what kind of torture is this!

Ranbu-kun is indeed a terrifying existence!

The leader Zai hugged himself tightly in the dark. He was also very wronged. He had clearly completed his mission, but he was just going to die obediently. Why did he torture him like this!Obviously, as long as he is left alone, it doesn't matter whether it is throwing him into a corner or cutting off the nutrient solution, he doesn't choose.

However, why did he save him by being so meddlesome, and still plan to keep taking care of him?

What's worse is that even if he is lying in the dark as a salted fish, he can still babble and hear all kinds of voices from the outside world, especially a certain butcher who was forced to come over to "confess his heart", which is so disgusting. He's about to vomit, is he going to die socially now? !

Although I want to die, I still forget about the shameful punishment.

Reluctantly, the leader Zai could only walk towards the glowing door under the threat of evil forces. At the same time, his eyelashes trembled in reality, and he opened his eyes completely, looking at the door blankly. Ranpo Edogawa, who was beside the bed with a natural look on his face.

"Ranbu-kun, I remember that I didn't sin against you, right?" The leader Zai's voice was a little hoarse, with obvious fatigue in his low voice, "I remember that you are not the type who likes to meddle in other people's business."

——In the face of irrelevant people, shouldn't the famous detective be too lazy to talk to him? !

There was a wordless accusation in the eyes of the leader Zai. Regarding this look, Edogawa paused for a while, and opened his squinted eyes, and his green pupils stared at the person in front of him.It's true that he doesn't like to meddle in other people's business very much, but...does this guy think he is "nosy"?

The detective snorted coldly and turned his head away.

Although Osamu Dazai in their world is also committing suicide, he is actually looking for something between life and death, asking for help unconsciously, and living toward death.

However, the Dazai from the other world in front of him is different - this person is completely looking for death.

Yes, when he saw this person's eyes, Ranbu knew that this person's heart was dead.

"Tsk, it's really troublesome."

Luanbu ate the last piece of potato chips in distress. Since this person was heartbroken and he couldn't think of any chicken soup to feed him, the only way to keep him alive was to use a stronger method.

Although Dazai can't be seen through, he is the No.1 detective in the world!

"You owe the other me a favor, don't you?"

"..."

The leader Zai didn't speak, just watched Edogawa Ranpo quietly.

In his world, he has indeed received a lot of help from "Edogawa Ranpo". He has always wondered whether the other party has seen through something, but since the other party has not penetrated, the two have always maintained a certain tacit understanding. The tacit understanding is indeed a lot more convenient at certain times.

Of course, in order to express his gratitude, the leader gave away a lot of dim sum shops to the other party quietly.

After all, the price of the No. 1 detective in the world needs to change according to the other party's mood.

As far as the leader Zai himself is concerned, he doesn't feel that he owes anything. Anyway, he had asked the other party before if he needed his help. Since the favor expired, he didn't wait. Since the other party didn't ask for it, it was naturally "death and debts" up.

Ah, crap, he's not dead yet, so it's not over?

"By the way, in addition to another favor of mine, there are also medical expenses, escort fees, and chat fees for our armed detective agency. Our fees are very high. Don't just die casually before paying off. ah!"

"..."

The leader Zai didn't want to talk, he felt that Luanbu from his own world was really cute, and this famous detective from the main world was simply a devil!

Devil Detective Ranpo is not cute at all!

"What the hell are you thinking about!"

Luanbu puffed up his steamed stuffed bun face, balled the bag of potato chips into a ball and threw it into the trash can, glaring at the leader Zai.

"If it wasn't for the help of another 'I', the famous detective wouldn't bother to talk to you! Dazai, remember to take care of this one for me!"

After speaking, he angrily left the infirmary with Yosano Akiko with a blank expression on his face.

"Mr. Ranpo..."

"Don't worry, that guy, as long as he doesn't want to die, his vitality is also very tenacious."

"No, I just wanted to ask, what did you mean by 'another self' just now..."

"Yeah, just what you think."

Ranpo looked at Yosano Akiko with a smile, glanced around and pretended to be nonchalant, but in fact secretly followed them to listen to the other members of the armed club who came to listen to gossip, and dropped a heavy bomb.

"Master Ranpo, I have received another commission from myself! And the one in the infirmary is not Dazai's brother or something, but Dazai from a parallel world!"

"Eh?!!!"

Everyone let out a cry of surprise, and after the shock, Kunikida Doppo covered his chest in pain.

"Oops, double Dazai... Definitely double the trouble! Is the plan going to be changed again?! Sure enough, nothing good will happen if you meet Dazai!"

"Two Dazai-san."

Atsushi Nakajima's eyes flashed. Although it means double the trouble, but... Maybe it means double the happiness?If Akutagawa knew about it, he would be very happy, right?

……

At the same time, in the infirmary, Wu Jingzai and the leader Zai faced each other.

"You actually became the leader?"

"It's not because you want to be."

"So that's the case, then...he..."

"He's doing well, he's still alive, he has adopted fifteen children, and he's still writing novels."

"That's really nice."

"Ah."

After saying these words, the two fell silent again.

Didn't say much, the two of them understood who the "he" was referring to at the time, and there was no need to explain further, as long as they knew that the person named "Oda Sakunosuke" was living the happy life of his dream, he could know why the leader Zai would Be the leader.

so good.

Buteizai thought so, knowing that there is such a world, where Oda Saku and the children are still alive, not forced to kill, not dead, and can continue to fulfill the dream of a novelist, it is really great!

and so……

"The script is arranged well, and the execution is perfect?"

"Ah, except for the very last."

The leader looked down at his hospital gown, as well as the washed and folded black suit and red scarf beside him. He was indeed a bit dirty. Although he thought about going into the water to commit suicide, his body was sticky and uncomfortable. .

Do you want to take a shower before going into the water?

"If you want to enter the water, I know there are some good rivers, do you want to go and see together later?"

"Okay."

Although he felt that there was something wrong, but after thinking about it carefully, there seemed to be nothing wrong. The leader Zai nodded at Wu Zhenzai, got up and changed his clothes.

Not to mention, after getting used to wearing a suit, it would be uncomfortable to change into a loose hospital gown.

Wu Zhenzai, who was not used to watching men change clothes, turned and left boredly. Before leaving, he left his wallet in a "considerate" way. Anyway, he would lose it if he entered the water later, so it doesn't matter if he keeps it.

Since Mr. Luanbu said that he should take good care of this guy, he can only take care of it temporarily. He knows that it is terrible for him to do something by himself, so he must take care of it.Fortunately, the other party's physical condition is extremely poor now, this is the fourth floor, everyone is still working here, the other party can't escape, he can find a river and enter the water by himself!

——As for entering the water together, of course it is a lie!He would only invite cute young ladies to die in love, so he wouldn't find a stinky man!Even if it is another self.

Wu Detective Zai hummed and left easily, while the leader Zai accepted the wallet unceremoniously, threw away the tracker and bug inside, and opened the window of the infirmary.

"Sure enough, it's still on the fourth floor. Do you think I won't be able to leave like this?"

The leader Zai sneered. Judging from the normal situation, his current weak body would not be able to jump out of the window, let alone avoid the members of the detective agency outside. However, is he a "normal person"?

After changing his clothes, he walked to the window and muttered to himself.

"Since it is the main world, let's try it out, whether the ability of 'I' can still be used—this [gorgeous and false world]."

In the next second, a certain two-story heavy-duty truck encountered traffic conditions unluckily, had to take a detour and drive from a place that is not usually used, and unfortunately encountered a red light at the intersection, and stopped at Under an old red office building.

"Sure enough, whether it's the main world or the if world, it's the same."

Leader Zai was not too surprised by this situation. The floor height of this kind of teacher's office building is not high. In addition, the heavy truck itself is almost two stories high. He jumped from the window to the truck with ease. superior.

When the red light turned to green and the heavy truck drove away, the leader Zai had already returned to the ground.

Everything was perfect, except that the goods were harder, so when he jumped out of the window, the ribs that had been straightened seemed to be misaligned again.

Even, because of his jumping, a few strange-looking small stones fell out of the giant curtain wrapped in the cargo behind the car, and the leader Zai picked them up one by one.

The truck was loaded with something like a stone that was probably a wonder, but he happened to miss it, and this stone happened to be what he needed.

The Romanian strange rock, because the stone contains a large amount of minerals, after a long period of change, the minerals will change, and once it meets water, it will expand and become heavier, and it can even reach a weight of several tons.

The leader Zai put a few pieces of strange rocks into his pocket. With this kind of stones, the success rate of committing suicide by diving into the water can be increased a lot. After that, he went to the pharmacy to buy a bottle of sleeping pills and swallowed it. It would be safer and pain-free.

——As for entering the water with Buteizai?Of course, he agreed to lie to him casually. He prefers to leave quietly by himself instead of being in a group.

The leader Zai felt that the suicide would be successful this time, he thought it was so perfect!It must be fine.