Raising the coffin to make a fortune [travel]

Yu Liangwan was not prepared for Jin Wenling's explosive power, so he threw him up and rolled on the spot before running back. Before he could reach the edge of the homework pit, he suddenly saw Jin Wenling sprinting up on her waist. He ran back and raised his hand and slapped him.

"I'm not telling you to go away!"

"How can that be done! Husband and wife are originally from the same forest... No, the husband and wife both returned home..."

Jin Wenling didn't bother to pay attention to him, she turned her face away and said in a deep voice, "Then don't be too helpful." While speaking, the female corpse had crawled out of the homework pit. Although her appearance had not changed, she was an ancient corpse for hundreds of years. Stiff and disobedient, she can no longer take slender, graceful steps like the proud girl of the day.

Limbing on all fours, staring at Jin Wenling's flaming wedding dress with resentment, her eyes were as big as copper bells, Yu Liangwan only hated herself for not studying hard at this moment, if she made her eyes short-sighted, she wouldn't be too short-sighted As high-definition as it is now, there is no horse...

Only now did I know what it means to be tearful, the woman's expression was too ferocious, and her muscles were stiff and inflexible. She made such a resentful expression, and the deep eye sockets were actually opened by her!Blood and tears flowed from both eyes, and there was a strange smile in his mouth.

The onion-like nails tightly clasped the wet ground. Although it was on all fours, it crawled over extremely quickly, like a human-shaped cockroach!

Jin Wenling kicked Zijin Guan upside down, and kicked Yuliangwan far away. Turning around again, the woman had already crawled up to her, jumped onto Jin Wenling with a leapfrog, and threw him to the ground: "Bitch!"

The female corpse straddled Jin Wenling's body, and her hands with grave dirt in her nails slowly touched his beautiful face.Raise your withered hands to scratch his face.

Jin Wenling lifted the female corpse off her body with a carp, rolled on the spot and stood up, condescending and sinking like water, said in a deep voice: "You little maid!"

The female corpse was still prostrate on the ground, and when she heard Jin Wenling's voice, she trembled as if electrified, and finally fell on the ground, as if worshiping, her voice could no longer utter a melodious and melodious voice, it was as hoarse as a The old man at the end of his life: "I can't beat her even if I die... I can't beat her even if I die!"

With a mournful howl, the female corpse suddenly stood up straight, and threw her hands towards Jin Wenling with hooked hands. Jin Wenling didn't expect her to be so bold, and she had no defense at all, and she was about to be caught by her.

Suddenly, a black shadow like a hill blocked him: "Chaihuo girl, stay away from my wife!" The playboy rushed over to block him at some point, Jin Wenling cursed softly, his body was so fine No matter how the fetus is the opponent of this living corpse, I'm afraid that this time he will really die.

Just at the moment of life and death, who would have thought that the female corpse threw itself on Yu Liangwan's body, and flames burst out all over her body, the female corpse screamed, ignoring the two people in front of her, her hands with bright red nails kept flapping The clothes on her body seemed to be inextinguishable, burning off the clothes of the female corpse, and then devouring her body inch by inch.

The long nails of the female corpse kept scratching the flames all over her body, and the flesh scorched by the flames continued to fall off with her movements. In the blink of an eye, a well-preserved century-old female corpse was burned to a mass of ashes...

Yu Liangwan put his arms around Jin Wenling and watched from the sidelines the whole time. As for whether he wanted to protect others or whether he was afraid, I'm afraid only this playboy knew.

Jin Wenling only felt that her wrist was icy cold. When she lowered her head, the ice bracelet on her wrist turned into snow water, dripping down into the soil along her slender fingers. Is Samadhi real fire?He looked up again at Yu Liangwan's fearless and playful expression, and suddenly smiled and said to himself: "So that's what happened..."

Yu Liangwan hit him with this flowery smile, stayed there for a second or two, bowed his head and kissed him, completely opposite to his appearance, a slightly jerky kiss, his hands were also well-ordered, not messed up at all. touch.

After recovering, she let go of her sweetheart, and subconsciously hugged her head, fearing that she would be beaten again, but Jin Wenling looked at him with a sinking face and pointed to the ground as if she was fine.Yu Liangwan had a tacit understanding, took off his coat and waited for his sweetheart to sit aside to rest, and started to clean up the mess by himself.

After working for about an hour and a half, I restored the ancient tomb to its original state, and ran back to Jin Wenling happily singing "The oil workers of our party are so glorious, wearing aluminum helmets and walking to the end of the world~".

Seeing him looking at her playfully, sitting next to her sweetheart, Jin Wenling didn't wait for him to get close, she stood up and shook the floating dirt on her body: "Go down the mountain to get the car , send me back."

Yu Liangwan didn't do it this time, she jumped up and puffed her face: "Mimi, you just put on your pants and don't admit it!" Jin Wenling frowned and said, "What do you mean?" Yu Liangwan took three steps and two steps Jumping up to her, puffing her cheeks: "I've already kissed you, and you still don't admit that she's my partner?"

Jin Wenling sneered, and without waiting for him, she walked down the mountain on her own, took two steps and then turned her head, seeing that stupid big man still sticking there like a mallet, she rarely smiled: "I He's an actor, so what's a kiss?"

Hearing this, Yu Liangwan suddenly shrank like an eggplant beaten by frost, and angrily picked up his equipment and followed his sweetheart down the mountain. After walking a few steps, he suddenly felt his crotch was cold, and his face turned red and he chased after him: " What's inside, Mimi, have you brought extra trousers? Lend me a pair..."

When the two of them got into the car and drove on the road, the sky was already slightly bright. Jin Wenling touched her wrist subconsciously, only to realize that the bracelet had melted, and took a sneak peek at Yu Liangwan. After all, she was a young man who had been busy all night I still have the spirit of Longma, I'm afraid I will have more ties with him in the future...

Yu Liangwan was humming and driving the car, and from the corner of the eye he saw his sweetheart peeping at him, and he was so sweet in his heart, he was so busy in the middle of the night that he didn't even take a sip of water, so he howled with his throat: " Your wedding dress scorched the world like a fire, from then on the setting sun burned my heart like cinnabar, everyone said that your eyes were full of peach blossoms, but how did the peach blossoms rain down overnight~"

After about a week, even Xiao Jinzi lamented that the world is like a chess game. That time when the pair returned to the apartment in disheveled clothes, the little master was still wearing a bright red wedding dress. After being favored once, why don't you go home every day?Who knew that after a few days, there was no phone call. It's true that men in the world don't have a good thing, and they don't recognize anyone without mercy!The gangster didn't care to scold himself and his master...

I was lamenting in my heart, when suddenly the door of the front hall opened, Xiao Jinzi's hairs all stood up, maya! I always heard that there was a burglary, and I thought that the hotel-style apartment where the young master lived had a tight security system, and there were people who broke into the empty door !

He casually picked up a golf club behind the door, and lay in ambush on the stairs on the second floor tremblingly. When he heard someone coming up, he yelled violently and swung the club with his eyes closed. He only felt that there was someone behind him. He grabbed his collar and pulled his whole body up.Turning his head to look, he didn't know how Yu Liangwan had crossed the line of defense and got behind him, and was carried into the living room on the second floor like a little rabbit.

"You, you... how did you get in..."

Yu Liangwan shook the key in his hand: "Is there any place in Sijiu City that I can't get in? You ask what people say, if you have money, you can make me grind, but if you don't have money, you can be harmonized by me. Don't gossip, where are you little masters?"

Xiao Jinzi's ancestors were tortoises, and he was oppressed and bullied by the feudal ruling class in the old society. Now seeing Yu Liangwan's face as a playboy, he said in a bad mood: "Take a bath!" I wish I could bite off my own tongue.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Wan Baylor walked towards the bathroom with green eyes. He was a familiar man. He peed in his pants last time. He had no choice but to beg Jin Wenling to take him back, take a shower and change his clothes before leaving. Come on. For a while, he regarded himself as his own family, and slopped into the bathroom carelessly.

Jin Wenling wasn't too surprised to see this playboy barging in. She pressed the button and turned the bathtub into surfing mode, slightly covering her fair body, and brushing her long hair behind her head, which was soaked by the water. , raised his sword eyebrows, looked at him with peach blossom eyes, and a few drops of water slid down from the bridge of his handsome nose and dripped into the bathtub.

As soon as Yu Liangwan came in, he regretted it. He was a teddy bear in wolf fur. Turning her head away in a fit of anger: "Hey, you said that this little gold is also true, why didn't you remind me..."

Jin Wenling was almost finished washing. Seeing him turn around, turn off the switch, stand up, put on the bathrobe, and then open the door, Yu Liangwan followed behind like a loyal dog. The same rushed forward: "My lord, he broke in by himself!"

Jin Wenling waved her hand: "Peach soup..." Xiao Jinzi angrily went to make tea, because he was angry with the little rascal, so he didn't prepare a drink for him.Unexpectedly, Yu Liangwan came to paint an egg with flowers - fully cooked. Seeing that Jin Wenling took a sip of tea, she put it down, and took the teacup carelessly: "Let's have a bowl." He also babbled and ate the peach petals inside.

He took out a thread-bound book from his fart pocket, and flashed it in front of Jin Wenling's eyes: "I found it, but it took a lot of trouble. I asked a few fat children to find it. The records in this notebook are the same as the last time we met. Eight or nine are inseparable from ten."

Stained with saliva, she opened the book, her eyebrows beaming like a storyteller in the Deyun Club: "It is said in the book that after Zhenniang died, her sister succeeded in ascending the throne and married the person she liked. Just having an affair with Zhenniang, knowing that this woman killed his partner, can he let it go?

Married from a false door and came back, she was scolded for three days and beaten for five days, but this eldest sister refused to give in. Once the husband and wife quarreled fiercely, and asked her man to lift the top latch and break her legs. I can't blame us for seeing that girl crawling and walking...

Later, after resting and going home, he died in depression not long after. Before he died, he took out all his body and arranged such a funeral ceremony, just to step on the girl's head forever, what a great hatred..."

Jin Wenling wasn't surprised when she heard the story, she twitched the corner of her mouth lightly: "Since ancient times, the dispute between the concubine and concubine is the most tragic. If it's like this in the boudoir of a marquis's mansion, what about the emperor's house..."

Speaking of this, she glanced at Yu Liangwan playfully and waved to him. Yu Liangwan's husky rushed over and sat down next to him. Jin Wenling stared into his eyes and said, "I really like me." ?”

Wan Baylor nodded fiercely.

"Then what if I've done something scarier than that woman?"

Yu Liangwan didn't care much: "What's the matter? If someone poachs your corner, you should beat him to death. If you are cruel to others, you are treating me well~ If you treat others well, I will Don't worry about it!"

Jin Wenling seemed to be seeing him for the first time, she was silent for a while, she lightly parted her lips and wanted to say something, but she still didn't say anything, Yu Liangwan was a rough guy, and she couldn't figure out his thoughts, so she slapped her thigh suddenly: " I'll take you to rub it, I sold that set of clothes last time, this count!" Taking the opportunity, he put his hand into the cuff of Jin Wenling's bathrobe, made a count, and touched two more.

Jin Wenling shook off him, stretched out her hand and made a gesture of "take it out", Yu Liangwan took out a check in aggrieved manner, and handed it to Jin Wenling as if offering a treasure.

Looking at the numbers above, Jin Wenling raised her eyebrows: "The road is quite wide." Wan Baylor raised his chest, "That's right, there are people above me!"

【Second Story: Trek in the Sea of ​​Bitterness】