你 是 我 的 梦

After living with Zhang Yi, I found that he is actually a big boy, everything is shown on his face.

When you are in a good mood, you are like a starling bird, chirping non-stop; when you are sad, you are like a gourd, and you don’t say a word; when you are angry, you are like eating dynamite, which can explode to anyone; It will be like honey, how sweet it is, how sweet it is.

When he is not at work, his hobby is playing games on the computer.At that time, he couldn't be moved by thunder, and he couldn't see a person after eating.Sometimes it takes a whole day to play.

At the beginning, I was still worried that he would be bad for his health, and secondly, he had developed a bad habit and couldn't explain to his parents.

But after my persuasion failed three times and five times, I knew that this was not a habit he had just formed, but that he should have been like this before.Otherwise, he would not say: I know, I will change it.

But only thunder was heard, but no rain was seen.

I don't want to spoil his interest anymore, let him go!

I only hope that he can do well the longest job he has persisted in for a month and a half, even though he has only persisted for ten days.

I feel that my life has not changed much from before.Except that there is one more person in the family to take care of.

Occasionally be a listener.

Occasionally a psychiatrist.

Occasionally become a babysitter.

Everything else can be ignored.

But when I came home, I saw someone in the house, and there was no dead cold wind blowing over.That's all.

That is, during the period of getting along with Zhang Yi, a new colleague came to the company, her name is Chen Meng.I heard that she was interviewed at the head office.Because of her good looks, she was hired even without work experience.This time we are here to learn from the experience.

The second day after she came, the male colleagues in our company started to get excited, and they gathered together to discuss in their spare time: who in the company can be the goddess in their hearts?Boring men compare our female colleagues in terms of height, weight, shape, bust, waist, and hip. . .Wait for a series of boring data to draw a conclusion.That is, the goddess in their hearts is Chen Meng.

The male colleague Wang Chaoming even made an impassioned concluding speech. Before speaking, he cleared his throat and said: "With the hard work of all the hot-blooded men in our company, day and night, and night thinking about dreams, I finally got the benefits from so many beauties. Among them, our goddess was selected, that is Chenmeng. No, it is Meng, she is our dream lover. Mengmeng is high-end, majestic, and high-end. She needs height and height, and bust and bust. She needs hips , have buttocks! . . . . .

Listening to his ups and downs and humorous "speech" lines, everyone's laughter cells were all activated.All kinds of laughter filled the usually quiet work area.It has a fight with the atmosphere of the festival.

I really doubt that such a beautiful woman would be proud if she knew that she was selected as a YY target by her male colleagues the second day she arrived at the company? ?Still can't help but want to kill them? ?Ha ha!Seems like I'm bored too.

Colleagues who enter the company will be given a nickname, that is, to make their name a nickname that is more catchy.For example, Wang Chaoming is called Xiaoming, Li Meng is called Mengmeng, Situ Qing is called Situ, and I am naturally called. .Han Han. . .up.

But why is Chenmeng called Meng? ? ?why?Is it different to treat people just because they are beautiful? ?All right!Don't guess what men are thinking, guessing is just the little bit of thinking.Very boring.

Bai Danlu pretended to be cute and pitiful and said to her male colleagues: "You are biased. Although I am not as beautiful as my dream, my heart is beautiful!! I am kind!! I am cute!! I am actually a little bit sexy , but you don’t have a chance to meet each other...I also want to have a gentle name, so you can call me Lu from now on!” Everyone laughed until they couldn’t straighten up.

Che Jiajun has something to say: "Girls, we are thinking of you too! Think about it, you have already talked enough every day, and Meng spends so much time with you in the future. Now call her Meng, you can save one word when you call her name a day, you can save thirty words in a month, and 360 five words in a year. Then you can save these What do the characters do?

Think about it. . .

Can you use the saved words in this way: if you are not married, you can use it to express your love. When communicating with boys, say a few more words, and boys will feel that they have a common language with you.When you are married, you can scream a few more times when you have sex on the bed, and your husband will work harder. . . .

Before he finished his words, the girls stifled the words behind him with their disdainful eyes, and some of them picked up the books on the desk and threw them over. Che Jiajun smiled and begged for mercy. ran away.The older aunt laughed from ear to ear, thinking that the young people are now. . .