[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

At this time, the Western Qiang has been decided. A certain woman ordered Huang Zhong and Yan Yan to guard Tongguan, Cao Cao, Dian Wei, Cao Ang and others guarded Wan, and Liu Bei and others guarded Xinye. Going to Jiangling, after repelling the Yellow Turban Army in Jiangling, they took advantage of the victory to pursue and captured Chaisang.

According to the previous agreement, a certain girl made the decision to marry Da Qiao for Sun Ce and Xiao Qiao for Zhou Yu, and then personally married the two of them.Even though it was a concubinage ceremony, all civil and military officials were present to congratulate, and the scene was extremely lively.However, when things came to an end, it was discovered that Sun Ce, the groom's official, had disappeared.A certain woman felt a little guilty, she concealed it, and hurriedly left the table to look for it, when she saw Zhou Yu, another groom official, give her a mocking look.

Naturally, the new house was not arranged by a certain woman, so she was bumping around in the huge yard like a headless fly. She was in a daze, but the back of her neck felt cold. When she looked back, she was dressed in auspicious clothes. Sun Ce approached her with his usual saber.

Given the extraordinary skill of a certain woman, she naturally doesn't take threats of this level to heart.However, as the bridegroom officer, Sun Ce's state is really ugly.I saw that his clothes were opened wide, revealing a moon-white undershirt and strong chest muscles. His whole body was filled with the smell of alcohol, and the light in his eyes was frightening.

"Bo Fu, you—" a certain woman murmured, she was about to ask him if he remembered her old love, but Sun Ce suddenly dropped his saber, and hugged her with such great strength that he couldn't break free for a while , his hands fumbled around dishonestly, and brought a face full of alcohol closer to her, kissed her hands and face, and wanted to stick his tongue into her mouth.

"Smelly! It stinks! Stay away from me!" a certain woman yelled honestly, pushing him away, but Sun Ce counterattacked even more violently.

Zhao Yun was also on the field that day.Seeing a certain woman leave the table, he, who is also a bodyguard, naturally followed her subconsciously. He followed her until she met Sun Ce, then stopped abruptly and watched them make out.

Suddenly, Zhao Yun saw a figure rushing forward beside him, he was startled, fearing that he would harm a certain woman, he hurried to stop him.As it was getting late and the light in the yard was too dark, Zhao Yun didn't realize it was Ma Chao until after several rounds of fighting.Busily lowered his voice and said, "Stop! It's me!"

But Ma Chao said nervously: "Sun Ce...Sun Ce is going to harm the lord!"

Zhao Yun couldn't help feeling helpless when he heard the words, and sighed: "It turns out that you don't even know this. It turns out that you are so valued by the lord, it's just..." He felt too much emotion. There was something wrong with it, and it stopped, and finally turned into a light sigh.

Seeing his appearance, Ma Chao gradually understood in his heart.So the two remained silent, and stood in the aisle with their heads bowed, looking at their noses and hearts, but various voices came to their ears one after another, causing their blood to rush and their faces to blush.

I don't know how long it took before Sun Ce got up, lowered his voice and said in a certain woman's ear: "From now on, we are really done. From now on, even if my wife dies again, you are still so lucky. If you dangle in front of my eyes, I will never look at you again. In order not to... be rejected... Do you think I am a beggar? If you want it, you can throw it away... "

I don't know why, when he finished speaking, there was a hint of crying in his voice.Fortunately, I realized something was wrong immediately, so I hurriedly stopped it.He hurriedly looked up and down his clothes and straightened his hat.

He waited until he tidied things up and down, and when he turned around and saw a certain woman lying on the ground unable to get up, she was sluggish, with a winking eye like silk and a soft boneless look, he couldn't help but feel dry mouth again.

Sun Ce took a deep breath, deliberately turned his head away from a certain woman, and strode out of the courtyard. When he passed by Zhao Yun and Ma Chao, he said in a rough voice, "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen love between men and women? "

The two people who were talking were a little embarrassed, he still didn't give up, and said to Zhao Yun: "Zhao, don't be complacent for too long, there will always be a time when she forces you to get married! At that time, I think you are Isn't it still as calm as today!"

Zhao Yun looked at him silently with a calm face, his eyes full of sympathy and understanding.Sun Ce became even more annoyed: "As the saying goes, there is Zhen Mi in the north, and Er Qiao in the south. Why do you look at me like this, the concubine I took is a stunning beauty, and today is my big day, shouldn't you congratulate me?"

Zhao Yun had no choice but to say, "Congratulations."

Sun Ce snorted coldly, then turned to look at Ma Chao and said, "Ma, you don't want to be complacent. Do you think she gave you a BMW and gave you military merits to spoil you? Didn't my young master take anything back then? But what happened? Haha !"

He didn't wait for anyone to answer, he laughed and went out as he talked, and became his bridegroom.According to the people watching the ceremony who came back, the wedding banquet, except for the fact that the original host was unable to attend for some reason, was actually a perfect and flawless scene in the world: two couples, the man is both heroic and personable, and the woman is like a fish and a wild goose. Moon Shame Flower, unexpectedly matched to the extreme.

At the wedding banquet, Sun Ce was in high spirits, sang songs in his hands, drew his saber and danced lightly, and motioned Zhou Yu to play the piano for him.Zhou Yu smiled gently and focused on tuning, but inadvertently broke the strings and cut his fingers.

During the banquet, everyone started to exclaim, and Sun Ce rushed over to look at it. Only Zhou Yu's smile remained unchanged, and he said lightly, "It's okay, I'm so happy." Then he revealed the matter.

So perfect was the wedding feast that such trivial incidents were entirely overlooked.Until a few days later, Sun Ce, who was newly married to Yan Er, left his beautiful concubine at home and went to Wu to assassinate Yu Ji alone, but unfortunately he was murdered instead.Those details in the wedding banquet were rediscovered, and they were regarded as a harbinger of tragedy.

When the bad news came, Da Qiao cried and passed out immediately.Little Joe also started crying.Zhou Yu comforted the sisters with a smile, and said to Da Qiao, "Don't be afraid, you are Bofu's widow and Xiao Qiao's sister. I will take care of you in every way, so don't be too sad."

Da Qiao cried and asked: "I heard that my husband was killed by the lord, is this true?"

Zhou Yu shook his head without hesitation: "Why?" Suddenly there was a pain in his chest, a sweetness in his throat, and he spit out a mouthful of black blood.

After hearing the news, a certain woman hurriedly made a diagnosis, saying that Zhou Yu had angina pectoris. "Strange, I remember that you didn't have this problem before." A certain woman murmured, "When you and I were like that, you were very energetic..."

Zhou Yu coughed lightly and interrupted her.Immediately afterwards, Zhou Yu's wife came in with a tray.

"My lord, please have some tea." She knelt down and raised the plate high above her head, showing great hospitality.

"Sure enough, she is a virtuous and virtuous woman!" Opening the tea cover, a burst of refreshing fragrance came, a certain woman took a deep breath and couldn't help but praise.

Zhou Yu looked into his wife's eyes, and his face suddenly changed. "Don't drink it! It's poisonous!" With his yell, he had already rushed towards a certain woman.The cup in a certain woman's hand was knocked to the ground by him, and hissing white smoke came out.

"Hey, it's highly poisonous!" A certain woman belatedly shouted, making a big fuss with an ignorant look.

"I hate you! You killed Sun Ce, and you're going to kill Gongjin!" At this moment, Zhou Yu's wife had already been caught by the soldiers swarming up. She struggled and said loudly.

Zhou Yu knelt down directly towards a certain woman: "My lord, please, please forgive her. It's my fault that I neglected her, and that's why..."

A certain woman looked down at the remains of the pool of tea, and saw that the original wooden floor had been corroded and black.She suddenly sighed.

"I really don't want people to point their noses and scold me, saying that I took a fancy to Gongjin's beauty, so I took my anger out on others and executed your wife!" A certain woman sighed leisurely, "But, what can I do?" Gongjin, your mistake is not that you have neglected her for a long time, but that you have not found out that she is a believer in the way of peace after sharing the bed with her for so long. In fact, what you have is not angina pectoris at all, but central A chronic poison!"

A certain woman walked slowly in front of Mrs. Zhou Yu, and said to her: "Aqua regia, I can actually make it. Isn't it just mixing concentrated hydrochloric acid and concentrated nitric acid in a volume ratio of three to one? Most Qi practitioners First of all, they are all chemical pharmacists. It is ridiculous and pathetic for you believers to be stupefied if you dare to cheat people with a little superficial knowledge!" Looking at Zhou Yu again, he said: "Such a good son-in-law , such an appearance, such a character, how could you have the heart to do it!"

A certain woman gently pulled her hand, and found out the evidence of Zhou Yu's adultery with the Yellow Turban Army, and she was executed on the spot for the crime of collaborating with the enemy.

As for Zhou Yu, a certain woman couldn't bear him to die.With her superb medical skills, she might actually be on par with Bian Que, Hua Tuo and others. She practiced kung fu for Zhou Yu to detoxify, pricked acupuncture points with golden needles, and fed him a bowl of medicine every day. Zhou Yu's complexion gradually turned rosy. stand up.

"You make Xiao Qiao your wife." A certain woman suddenly said one day, "This girl is beautiful and has a very good heart. Treat her well, and don't make the same mistakes again."

"Please rest assured, my lord." Zhou Yu lowered his head and said calmly.

The death of Sun Ce and the poisoning of Zhou Yu were all caused by Taipingdao.Is it tolerable or unbearable? How can a person who dares to touch a certain woman bear this tone?

So first guarding Chaisang, stationing troops in Jiujiang, and fighting the Shanyue Army for more than a year, and mastering the water warfare tactics of the Five Tiger Generals and others, and consuming most of Shanyue's strength, this The talented soldiers are divided into two groups, one is to destroy the Shanyue army, and the other is heavy troops to hunt with Taipingdao in Wu.

The author has something to say: At everyone's request, Zhou Yu has not been cannon fodder

Not only was he not cannon fodder, but he was also revived.In history, Zhou Yuying died young, and died of heart disease. Now, he should be able to live a long life.Still can be with Xiao Qiao, gifted man and beautiful woman, perfect match, proper HE!

As for why he can't be with a certain woman, this article is basically a rhythm of whoring and throwing one at a time, a certain woman is not a good person!I'd rather keep everyone at a distance.