[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

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At that time, many people thought that the heroic white-robed young general Ma Chao was the next target of their thick-skinned lord.

In fact, a certain woman treats Ma Chao really well, so there is nothing to say.She was afraid that Ma Chao would be captured by the enemy, so she specially gave him Wuwei's Dawan horse.He also felt that his political value was too low, so he gave him a Shang Jun book that could add 8 points to politics.Every time a new soldier is selected in the barracks, she gives it to Ma Chao for training. She doesn't care about the soldier's surrounding military skills at all, and just wants him to choose "development of military skills".

System: Ma Chao used "Developing Art of War" and learned flying archery with XX.

System: Ma Chao used "Developing the Art of War" to learn Liannu with XX.

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A certain woman also sent Ma Chao to study Chaos in Ping An, and used all possible means to further improve his surroundings and art of war.

In view of this, the old Ma family agreed that they must not propose marriage for Ma Chao, so as not to arouse the wrath of the lord Thunder.Even Ma Chao himself acquiesced to the fact that one day he would be accepted as a guest of honor.

Until one day, a young soldier who followed Ma Chao to learn the art of war confessed to Ma Chao, saying: "My admiration for Ma Chao makes me very motivated, and I would like to keep pace with Ma Chao!" Ma Chao naturally refused.

But this matter was passed to the ears of a certain woman.She bewilderedly invited Ma Chao to ask, and said: "XX is as beautiful as a flower, gentle and virtuous, she is a rare candidate for wife, why did you refuse?" Ma Chao was puzzled, so he had to prevaricate.

"Let me just say, your lord has no intentions for Chao'er, why don't you hurry up and find a good marriage for him, so that I can have a grandson earlier!" Madam Ma said loudly.

Ma Chao, however, kept his head sullen and did not make a sound. When he was forced to rush, he managed to say: "The world is still uncertain, so what should we do?" Mrs. Ma was well-informed, so she naturally knew that this was the famous saying of Huo Qubing of COS Western Han Dynasty.But Huo Qubing died young, and this remark was extremely unlucky, so the whole court chased Ma Chao and tried to beat him, but was finally persuaded by Ma Teng.

Ma Chao had almost learned the art of war, so a certain woman sent someone to tell Ma Chao, "Now, it's time for you, your father and brothers, to recover the Qiang people."

Qiang soldiers are fierce and brave, but the assault tactics are only good at field battles, not good at attacking cities.So a certain woman adopted the strategy of attacking the heart first and attacking the city as the second, and ordered Ma Chao and others to build a fortress outside Xiping City, which attracted the Qiang King to attack frequently.In this way, the method of field battle was adopted, which consumed most of the strength of the Qiang soldiers.

The final battle.A certain female general and her army of beautiful men, who are proficient in 31 art of war, plus Zhao Yun and Ma Chao, were divided into two corps. They attacked with a skip formation and flying shooting tactics. After several months of fighting, they finally wiped out the Qiang soldiers completely.

System: In 194 AD, a certain woman conquered Qiang.

Ma Chao's military achievements have increased again, and his personal prestige has reached a new level.However, in a small-scale battle under Tongguan in Chang'an City, Ma's army exposed the serious consequences of lack of intelligence: the enemy's chaotic scheme succeeded.If Huang Zhong and Yan Yan, two veteran generals, hadn't arrived in time and repelled He Jinjun like rain, I'm afraid that a certain woman's Tongguan gate would have been lost.

Ma Teng, Ma Chao and others pleaded guilty in trepidation. A certain woman looked at the generals who were all highly skilled but low-intelligent and began to sigh: "It seems that it is useless to force Meng Qi to improve his intelligence. After all, he is not congenitally deficient and cannot be blamed. That's all. , I’ll find you a military advisor.”

However, when a certain woman was looking for a military advisor for the unparalleled father and son brother soldiers under her command, she was strongly resisted by the counselors.Guo Jia and others have good friends with Cao Cao, and they belong to different factions, so it’s okay to look down on the Ma family father and son. What a certain woman didn’t expect was that even Jia Xu, a ghost born in Wuwei, also made it clear that he was unwilling to serve.Jia Xu said with a smile, "My lord takes good care of Ma Chao. If I fail to command, isn't it all my responsibility?" Then he said: "My lord knows me well, and I have always been talented. Brother Shoucheng prides himself on being upright and says that I am a mover. Crooked brains. How can I be with them?"

A certain woman turned around to look for Zhou Yu again. Zhou Yu said with a smile: "The subordinates have worked hard and are preparing for the master's plan to attack Chaisang. The master once promised that once Chaisang is captured, he will send Da Qiao to Bofu and Xiao Qiao." With me. If you can't attack for a long time, won't you live up to the beautiful woman's kindness? So you need to plan well."

Knowing that Zhou Yu was talking ironically, a certain woman let out a long sigh and followed him.

So Zhou Yu was extraordinarily wanton and flirtatious, lingering in the tavern and music workshop.With his handsome appearance and elegant temperament, he attracted the admiration of all the women. In order to make him look back, he did not hesitate to deliberately play the wrong piano sound, and spread the romantic affair of "the song is wrong, Zhou Lang Gu".

At this time, Zhao Yun was recruited to a certain woman again, and accompanied him day and night. Seeing that the woman was frowning, he suggested, "Why don't I serve as their military adviser? Anyway, I also fought with Meng Qi before, and we know each other well."

A certain woman shook her head like a rattle: "You? As a military advisor, you must be successful. He deserves the best." It turned out that in the eyes of a certain woman, although Zhao Yun and Ma Jiajun were similar in nature, they were not from professional military divisions after all. .It's not in her consideration at all.

Zhao Yun never expected that she would say that directly to herself.For a moment, my heart was sour and astringent, and I couldn't make a sound.The two stayed together at night, Zhao Yun was in a trance, his movements were slow, and he felt uncomfortable in every way.He didn't go up to satisfy her until a certain woman was impatient and urged her repeatedly.His mind is out of order, his soul is out of control, and his performance is naturally much worse than in the past.

"What's the matter with you?" A certain woman was still thinking, but the other party had withdrawn from the army, so she was naturally quite unwilling, frowning and asked, "Do you have someone in your heart?"

Zhao Yun looked up at her, and saw that she was only wearing thin pajamas by the candlelight, and she had just been baptized by the Duke of Zhou. With a sound, he said with a lonely expression: "Yes, I have someone in my heart."

Although Zhao Yun said this in a fit of anger, based on what he knew of her, she was afraid that she would keep silent, confirm the misunderstanding, and watch him leave.Zhao Yun also made a plan to leave in his heart.

Unexpectedly, a certain woman stopped him and begged in his ear: "Don't go. You stay with me for a few more years. Su Mengzhen, they are beautiful, they have no soul, and I feel so lonely in my heart. In this year, I will definitely let you go, Cai Yan, Cai Gong’s daughter, is both talented and beautiful, and in this troubled world, I will find out that she is not married, so I will hire her for you, okay?”

"Not good." Zhao Yun said softly, "As long as you don't get tired of me, I won't marry anyone, and I will concentrate on being with you. But if you are tired, you must tell me earlier."

In 195 A.D., the following major events took place on the land of China: He Jin passed away and Dong Zhuo took over the throne; the Yellow Turban Army Zhang Jiao destroyed the Han Dynasty, and the hearts of the generals under his command were floating; Dong Zhuo welcomed the royal family and retreated to Yecheng to support the Han Dynasty Xiandi Liu Xie was the emperor; Yu Ji showed his holiness in Wudi, which attracted Jiangdong believers flocking to him.

Against the background of these major events, even if it was three visits to the thatched cottage that attracted the Jingzhou talent Zhuge Liang to come out of the mountain, it seems not so much attention.

Of course, a certain woman would not be so stupid as to take Liu Daer, a generational hero who is full of benevolence and morality, but actually likes to pry people's corners, to complete the gift of three visits, and she will clearly make herself unhappy.She just took Zhao Yun and led the troops all the way to travel around the mountains and rivers, and came straight to Zhuge Gong to cultivate the land.

Longzhong is originally a landform, specifically referring to a geographical structure with an uplift in the middle. It is located in the south of Funiu Mountain and on the north of Hanshui River in Wollongong.On this day, the north wind was howling and the auspicious snow was flying. A certain woman led the soldiers to come quietly. Seeing the faint voice of a scholar reading aloud in the thatched cottage, she ordered, "Wrap up this thatched cottage for me." , Burn it clean with a fire!"

The flames soared into the sky and raged continuously.In a panic, the three brothers Zhuge Jin, Zhuge Liang, and Zhuge Jun fled in embarrassment, screaming for heaven and earth.

At that time, Zhuge Liang was only 15 years old, almost at the age to be an official. Seeing a certain woman smiling under the red umbrella, he stepped forward and asked, "Who are you? Why did you burn down our house?"

A certain woman replied: "The world is in chaos. You have read a lot of poetry and books, and you have a strategy in mind. You should help the world and save people. Why are you sleeping here and waiting for a price?"

Because a certain woman used to send people to search in the Xiangyang area next door, her friendship with Sima Hui, Mr. Shuijing who lives in Xiangyang, reached the extreme.As a disciple of Mr. Shui Jing, Zhuge Liang had no choice but to hold back his anger, and listened to a certain woman talking about everything from astronomy to geography, from farming to military affairs, eloquently and eloquently.Zhuge Liang claims to be well-read and memorized, and he observes its general outline and takes its essence, so he has covered a wide range of subjects, and he is still impressed by her.

At the end, a certain woman said earnestly: "Since your father has given you the word Kongming early, he has great expectations, and hopes that you will become a bright light in the troubled times. How can you waste years, and you should choose a bright master early."

He also said: "Throwing Nanyang is the main concern, and the north and the east are seeking to make good preparations. The heaven and the earth all work together, and the heroes are not free. Look at me today, how much luck do I have in the world?"

Zhuge Liang slowly chewed the two words "the world is the same when the time comes, and the hero is not free when transported away". For some reason, he felt infinitely sour in his heart. If he didn't hold back, he would almost cry.

He was in high spirits at this time, but how could he know that the poem "Cuibi Post" written by the later poet Luo Yin is almost a true portrayal of his brilliant and bitter life in history.Whether it is Cao Wei, who has a large number of soldiers and recruits countless talents, or Soochow, which has six counties and 81 states in Jiangdong and has all the talents in Jiangdong, they all stare at the Shu Han who is in a corner.However, there were no generals in Shu, and Liao Hua was the vanguard. In the middle and late stages, there was an extreme shortage of civil and military talents. , sorry to die.

There is no need to repeat what happened thereafter.At that time, the world was divided into three parts, the Yellow Turban Army was plotting against the rebels, Dong Zhuo's army was cruel and tyrannical, but a certain female army who started from Xiliang had strict military discipline and was considerate of the people.Although she is a female monarch, the folk customs in the Han Dynasty were originally more tolerant than those in the Ming and Qing Dynasties.Therefore, Zhuge Jin and Zhuge Liang swore allegiance without hesitation.

System: The protagonist, a female, completes the three visits ceremony, the loyalty of the generals of the forces increases, and the trust of the forces increases.

The author has something to say: the title "The world and the earth are all in one force, the phoenix and the phoenix think about holding high",

The first half of the sentence comes from Luo Yin's "Cuibi Station":

Throwing away Nanyang is the main concern, and conquering the north and the east is the best plan.

Time comes and the world has the same force, and it is not free to transport heroes.

Thousands of miles of mountains and rivers despise children, and the crown of the two dynasties hates Qiao Zhou.

Only Yu Yan under the passionate water, I still know that every year is next to the post.

The second half of the sentence comes from Zhuge Chushan's "Song of Youwei" from the old TV series "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". I like to sing every time I go to KTV:

Tie up your hair and read poetry and books, cultivate morality and self-cultivation, look up and look down, and keep a strategy in mind.

Gong Geng has never forgotten to worry about the country, but his blood is in the mountains and forests.The phoenix and the phoenix think about holding high, and ponder for a long time when the world is in trouble.

The thatched hut takes three visits, talks about it, meets a confidant in half a lifetime, and is deeply touched by the sting.

The Ming Dynasty went with the king with a sword, and went to collect dust with a feather fan and a scarf.Long Xi Long Xi wind and cloud meeting, a long whistle to relax the breasts.

When I come back, I have a long-cherished wish, to be a villager for the rest of my life.The breeze and the bright moon come into my arms, Yuanhe listens to me and plays the piano again.

The way of heaven is always changing, luck is hard to find, success or failure depends on people's schemes, and one promise is devoted to loyalty.

The husband should do something while he is alive, and spread the political peace and spring for the people.When I come back, I have a long-cherished wish, to be a villager for the rest of my life.

The breeze and the bright moon come into my arms, Yuanhe listens to me and plays the piano again.