[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

For the gods, the change of dynasties in the mortal world is really not a big deal.Even when Ziwei Xing in the mortal world died, the Jade Emperor in the sky just bowed his body, with a regretful expression on his face, "Ah, he died just like that, I haven't had time to send a new XingXiu down to earth yet,"

The queen mother came over with great vigor and said, "It's nothing to die a mortal emperor. The fight between explaining religion and cutting religion is going on again. This time it's exciting to watch,"

The Jade Emperor had always been a bit afraid of the Queen Mother, so he asked tentatively, "In your opinion, who will win this great battle?"

The Queen Mother sneered twice, and turned her head away, as if not showing the Jade Emperor's face.

At that time, they didn't realize anyway that this battle of saints in the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation would lead to such serious consequences.

I saw that in the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation, the portals overlapped, and the murderous aura was rising. The Master Tongtian himself sat on the high platform in the middle, Taoist Duobao, Our Lady of Jinling, Our Lady of Wudang, Our Lady of Guiling, Immortal Wuyun, Immortal Jinguang, Immortal Lingya , Pilu Immortal, Jinchuan Immortal and others serve on both sides, and there are three generations of disciples, the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit, Zhao Gongming, and Yunxiao.

Tong Tian waited for a long time, but he didn't see a certain woman coming. He sighed secretly: "After all, she doesn't have an innate magic weapon, and she is timid in her heart. It's not a bad idea. Now is the time for my Ten Thousand Immortal Formation to show its power!"

Not long after, Laozi, Yuanshi Tianzun, Taoist guides, and Zhunti Taoists came one after another. Seeing that the army of ten thousand immortals was in order, Lao Tzu secretly said to Yuanshi Tianzun: "Originally, I would rather not overuse the teachings. The two immortals were both killed by that woman, and the Jiejiao family is the only one, but what should we do?"

Yuanshi Tianzun looked at the Nanji fairy who was following behind him, and then at the Great Master Xuandu who was serving beside me. He felt that there were two or three big cats and kittens. In the sect, it spreads indiscriminately, pervading bandits, everyone is strange, everyone is fierce, how can there be a god, and I must do justice for the sky and clean up the sect for the younger brother!"

The western teacher who received and guided the Taoist and Zhunti Taoist was just at the beginning of his establishment, and suffered from the lack of manpower. Seeing the scene of the Ten Thousand Immortals, he was envious in his heart, so he discussed with Zhunti in private: When the battle is about to start, you and I will look for the disciple with profound morals, say that he has a destiny with the West, and send him to my teaching."

Zhunti nodded and said: "Exactly, Zeng and Yuanshi Tianzun had a tacit understanding. After agreeing to enshrine the gods, Du Randeng, Fearing Grandson, Pu Xian, Manjusri and others promoted my teaching, but it didn't come true. The four good disciples were all killed. That crazy woman was killed, she really has no saintly demeanor."

A few people were feeling emotional, the Master Tongtian had known the saint was coming, he greeted him with a smile, and shouted: "It's a good job for you brothers, but you want to break my battle?"

A certain girl was drinking tea with Nuwa in Nuwa's palace and talking. After a game of gambling, the two turned enemies into friends, and chatted about gossip every day.

Nuwayin said: "Thinking about it now, Yin Shou's death is a bit pitiful."

A certain woman said: "As an emperor, if you fall in love rashly, if he doesn't die, who will die? He knows it. He died early, which arouses a little melancholy in me. If I wait for my puppet Empress Jiang to destroy him, Jiuquan will die." Wouldn't it be even more chilling to know the truth?"

A certain woman said again: "He was just amazed by your statue in the Nuwa Palace before, and he couldn't help writing an erotic poem, and you were furious. Now the matter is not on your head, and you are happy and relaxed, so you can say that he Poor."

Nuwa said silently, "Sister is so cruel! No need to say any more, I promise to protect Chengtang's luck for 800 years. How good is that?"

A certain woman nodded with a smile: "In this way, Yin Shou will die, and he will rest in peace under the Nine Springs."

While the two were chatting and laughing, a boy came to report that the saints in the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation were fighting fiercely.

Nuwa said disdainfully: "Men who become saints are always arrogant and arrogant. They quarrel so much for a little superficiality. In fact, in the end, it's not a loss for both sides?"

A certain woman nodded and said: "What my sister said is too reasonable! If one day I become the head of a saint, I will make a woman rule, maybe it will be gentler."

A certain woman was talking, when suddenly she had a whim, made calculations with her fingers, and sighed: "I almost forgot about this festival!" Busily and Nuwa hurriedly said goodbye, and they walked all the way, just in time to see the long-eared Dingguang Immortal, sneaking towards her. Laozi and Yuanshi Tianzun left behind.

A certain woman made a swift move, and without anyone noticing, she had already taken down the long-eared Dingguang Immortal, and took the six soul banner from his hand.The sage knows one way and a hundred ways. She held the six soul banner in her hand and looked at it, and then she knew the purpose.

She was not in a hurry to use it, she rubbed secretly to find the foothold of Taoist Taoist, released a gourd of mosquitoes, and ate the twelve-grade lotus platform that Taoist was in charge of, and rolled up the six soul flags, those who ate The mosquitoes on the lotus platform have all become supplements for the Liuhun Banner, which is even more powerful than before.

The Taoist was furious, He Zhunti and Zhunti came out of the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation, and they were about to fight a certain woman. Who would have thought that a certain woman would suddenly shake the six-hundred-hundred-hundred-hundred-hundred-hundred-hundred-hundred-hundred-hundred-hundred-soul-treasure-flag, suddenly a thousand auspicious auras, ten thousand golden lotuses, extremely powerful .

However, a certain woman knew that the names of the six people written on the six soul banners were Laojun, Yuanshi, Jieyin, Zhunti, Xuandu Master, and Nanji Xianweng. The killer's trump card is helplessly unknown, if she hadn't arrived in time, she would have been almost given to Lao Tzu by the traitor Chang-Eared Ding Guangxian.

Seeing the magic weapon in the hands of a certain woman, the four leaders knew that she didn't have any powerful treasures. They only thought that the six soul banners must be something similar to the five-color divine light, and they didn't care. The two leaders present relics to protect their bodies.

Unexpectedly, a certain woman exhibited the six soul banners several times in a row. After one exhibition, the Antarctic fairy died in Jiuquan; , lotus relics and other objects to protect the body, but also cut off the Taoism of one kalpa.

Master Tongtian was besieged by the four of them earlier, and he was on fire. Seeing a certain woman gaining power, he didn't know the severity, and hurriedly sacrificed the four swords of Zhuxian to kill the four saints. dust.

A certain woman hurriedly took advantage of the situation and snatched the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Pagoda, the Taiji Picture, the Pangu Banner, the Seven Treasure Tree and other things one by one. He shouted: "Fellow Daoist, there are countless merits and virtues in the Xuanhuang Pagoda that day, which are just suitable for my use. I hope you can share them with me."

A certain woman nodded and smiled and said: "Exactly. This conferment of the gods is all thanks to your superiority, so I will entrust all these treasures to you, why not? It's just that the Pangu banner and the Taiji diagram, I like it very much... ..."

Master Tongtian said with great joy: "I only want the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Pagoda, and the rest should be owned by fellow Taoists."

Unexpectedly, the Master Tongtian had just taken over the Xuanhuang Tower of Tiandi, when suddenly a vision came from the sky, and he saw an old man coming with a bamboo branch in his hand, it was Daoist Hongjun.In a panic, the leader of the Tongtian religion rolled down Kui Niu and bowed down again and again. He was so happy that Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi Tianzun ignored the saint's appearance and wailed in front of the master, only saying that they were hit by the younger brother.

Hongjun was furious and wanted to protect Tongtian, but the four saints were injured and refused to let it go, so he had to sternly reprimand him and order him to shut up and think about the past.

However, this treatment angered the person next to him, which was a certain woman.Her willow eyebrows stood on end, and she said to Hongjun, "You are so unreasonable! You clearly know that your little apprentice is upright, and your eldest and second apprentices have deep thoughts, but you still deal with it like this. It's simply indiscriminate!"

Hongjun smiled and shook his head and said: "You girl, you are so ignorant. I saw that you came from the world and went through many calamities, so I can't bear to punish you. You can't argue with me? Why don't I know that Tongtian has an upright personality? But you ask yourself , such a disposition, how to become the head of the saint, the respect of heaven and earth?"

A certain woman froze for a moment.Why is she ignorant of worldly affairs, as the saying goes, "Nobility is the epitaph of the noble, and meanness is the passport of the mean"?Therefore, she is ruthless everywhere, and men are scumbags, so she is even more scumbag than men. After going through untold hardships, many setbacks and failures, and many times of comebacks, she has the seat of a saint today.

Seeing that she had finally come to her senses, Hongjun sighed slightly, and said: "As a saint, we should also follow the sky, that is orthodox." After saying that, he took Tongtian's hand and walked back slowly.

"No, you're wrong!" A woman suddenly yelled, "This kind of world is not what I want. Since I am a saint, I naturally have the ability to create new worlds!"

Hongjun sighed secretly, and told the saints: "Let her go." The saints generously agreed, and went to practice behind closed doors without mentioning it.

In the chaos, a certain woman's angry voice came: "Since we want to create a new world, we must start by refining the earth, water, fire, and wind. Fortunately, I have the Taiji diagram and the Pangu banner! Hehe, it's God's help. !"

——If the ocean is destined to burst its banks, let all the bitter water pour into my heart; if the land is destined to rise, let human beings choose the peak of existence again. (Bei Dao's "Answer")

Under the unfurling of the Pangu banner, a piece of heaven and earth in the universe returned to chaos and nothingness.Then the Taiji Diagram began to run crazily, and a ray of light was born in the void, followed by a ray of darkness.Light and darkness, black and white, yin and yang are opposed and harmoniously unified, and they are spinning in this yin and yang fish.

A certain woman kept taking out various items from the endless space, and exchanged points and merit points for various artifacts.The six artifacts of Shenzhou were fused together, and under the blessing of merit points, Xuanyuan Sword, Donghuang Bell, Pangu Axe, Demon Refining Pot, Haotian Tower, etc. were formed, and then, the endless space exploded and merged with this chaos , finally created a new world.

When the heaven and the earth were first born, the Dao was fifty, and the Tianyan was forty-nine.Even a certain woman seemed to have exhausted all her mind for this feat of repeating the prehistoric era, she yelled and fell to the ground.

chase light.Billions of years of loneliness.A lonely ray of cold light fixedly shines on a sleeping figure on an unknown planet, letting the sky collapse and the earth shatter, the stars in the universe burst and collapse...

I don't know how long it took, there was a breeze blowing, a certain woman rolled on the dew-stained rubble, and then woke up, and found that she was in a high mountain, as if it looked like Kunlun Mountain.

There seems to be bursts of sweet fragrance coming from the nose.When a certain woman stood up and looked up, she saw a slender woman passing by with a basket of fairy peaches in her hand.

"Hey, sister, at least give this peach a taste!" A certain woman said, but the woman just gave her a blank look, and turned her body to look after herself.A long and earth-shattering howling sound came from a distance, causing a certain woman to tremble in her heart.

——"Shan Hai Jing · Xi Shan Jing": "The Queen Mother of the West looks like a human being, with leopard tail and tiger teeth and good howl."

A certain woman lives alone in the world, and the Queen Mother of the West is so indifferent that she refuses to see her face. She has been asleep for so long, and the birds, beasts, and gods of the world are both awed and curious about her, but once she takes the initiative to approach them, she will Fleeing like a frightened fawn.

A certain woman sighed, came to a piece of yellow land, saw her own shadow in the stream, used the puppet technique, and began to make people out of mud.

She finally made the first cute little girl named Yuxue. She tilted her head and looked again and again: "Well, you should be called Nuwa." Afraid of snakes."

Immediately afterwards, she created a second person, still a lively and bright girl: "Well, you should be called female ugly. It doesn't mean that you are ugly, but that as a woman, you should pay more attention to self-cultivation than appearance, and you should be brave Take responsibility instead of relying on others, do you understand?"

In the end, she waved the branch at will, and the splashed mud spots on the branch changed into the appearance of men one after another. "Well, these people are for you to relieve your boredom. Go have fun and don't worry too much. But you can't be greedy for pleasure. If one day, these men who are used as toys for you surpass you and become the master of the world, it will be you It's time for tragedy. At that time, even I can't save you. Because the person who can save you is always yourself, always has been."

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