[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

Time seems to pass extremely fast and very slowly, it seems to be a time of breathing, and it seems to be eternity.

A certain woman slowly opened her eyes, smiled and nodded at the leader of Tongtian, and said with emotion, "It turns out that compassion can achieve Tao, and killing can also achieve Tao. The so-called Taoist is firm in his heart, and he will not regret until death. It never changes."

After hearing this, Lao Tzu looked down on her a little bit, and said with a smile, "Fellow Daoists came from the world, crossed time and space, and lived through countless generations. Naturally, we should understand the truth of the great sound and the rare sound. If it can be said, is it still called the Dao?"

Master Tongtian thought to himself, judging by a certain woman's temperament, she doesn't seem like someone who likes to suffer, and she probably wants to have a big fight with him.Unexpectedly, a certain woman happily said, "You also know the Tao Te Ching?"

Lao Tzu was a little speechless: "The "Tao Te Ching" has more than [-] characters. It is exactly what I wrote. It should be hundreds of years later, before the Hangu Pass, when I pass the pass and transform into Hu."

A certain woman said with a smile: "The old man said that, but he didn't know how to be flexible. The number of days is changing. Times have changed. Now that I have come here to confuse the secret, let's let go of your plan to pass the test and turn into a fool." .You also said in the book that saints never die and thieves are endless. In order to restore the peace of the world, why don't I kill you first?"

It turned out that a certain woman had her own plans in mind.The sages all have mutual reactions. She knows that Yuanshi Tianzun, Amitabha Buddha, Zhunti and others of the Western religion will arrive in an instant, and there must be a war at that time. The two of Tongtian killed Lao Tzu for convenience.

Unexpectedly, although she is not afraid of tigers as a newborn calf, she is full of confidence in the idea of ​​​​Tu Sheng, but the leader of Tongtian and Laozi are brothers and sisters, but she doesn't think so, she hesitates in her words, and her subordinates are even more slow. The sky was full of hype, and Yuanshi Tianzun's agarwood Nine Dragons chariot slowly fell in front of a certain woman.

A certain woman cursed secretly: "Look at this pretense! Do you think you are so tall because you are so arrogant?" With a flip of her hand, the Lei Lingzhu is like a thunder in the palm of her hand.I saw the thick and big thunder light splitting from the sky, but Yuanshi Tianzun didn't even look at it, and the thunder in the palm was caught by Chen Xiang's Jiulong chariot.

Yuanshi Tianzun leaned out, and said to Lao Tzu as if there was no one else around, "Who killed Guang Chengzi and the others?" His teeth were itching, and even the leader of the Tiantian Church also hated it.

A certain woman knew that Yuanshi Tianzun was deliberately provoking trouble by saying this, and she said to the master of Tongtian: "You know, fellow Taoist, from the moment I got the "Huang Ting Jingjing", my luck has been inseparable from you. ? At this time, if they are pampering and pampering, the two of them will really let you go? What's more, knowing that you have cut off teaching and protected Chengtang's luck for many years, but still tricked you into signing the list of gods, do you two senior brothers treat you as a What do you think, junior brother?"

The sage has sharp ears and eyes, amazing calculations, knows cause and effect, argues things, knows the past before and knows the future later.Although Master Tongtian was deceived for a while by his senior brother who is also a saint, at this time, after being instructed by a certain woman, he has already understood.However, thinking of everyone's brothers and sisters, the Twelve Immortals of Chanjiao have died tragically, and all the disciples who have been taught by themselves are safe and sound, so I am really embarrassed to do something wrong.So when Yuanshi Tianzun and Laozi preemptively attacked, he just parried one or two, and didn't pay much attention.

However, Yuanshi Tianzun and Laozi are in charge of explaining teachings, and now they are completely slaughtered by a certain woman, how can they bear it?So after chasing the two of them and beating them fiercely, Lao Tzu used the technique of transforming the three cleans into one qi again, tripped Tong Tian, ​​fell, and lost the face of the saint.

Tongtian was furious, he jumped out of the siege of the two with Kui Niu, pointed at Lao Tzu and shouted: "Senior brother, I respect you as a senior brother, and you will be patient everywhere. But you have deceived me deeply. Have you forgotten that you were divided on Baoyan in the past? , have the Four Swords of Jade Immortals given to me by the master come with the Jade Immortals array? If you really want to compete, why not call your disciples to try my Jade Immortals array!"

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "Where do I have any disciples now, haven't they been slaughtered by you two?"

A certain woman hurriedly used the five-color divine light to block the three treasures.Yuanshi Tianzun shouted: "You have five-color divine light, don't I have no treasures?" He took out the apricot-yellow flag and blocked it in front of the five-color divine light.

Seeing this, a woman smiled and said, "Xinghuangqi can be Kong Xuan's five-color divine light, but that's because he has not yet reached the realm of a saint. Now I am sanctified immediately, and the five-color divine light is my natal magic weapon. If I can't control your mere apricot-yellow flag, am I still embarrassed? How can my five-color divine light be comparable to his five-color divine light?"

With one finger pointing, he shouted loudly towards the five-color divine light: "Break it!" The apricot-yellow flag fell down, was absorbed by the khaki-colored light, and merged into one.

Yuanshi Tianzun said with a smile: "Pearls of rice grains also emit brilliance!" He directly released the Pangu flag.

Unexpectedly, the Master Tongtian looked at him and said angrily: "I have made room for it. I didn't use the Zhuxian sword formation, but you released the Pangu banner. What's the reason?" It turned out that the Zhuxian sword formation was the first killing formation in the universe. , the attack power is the highest, only the Pangu Banner has the ability to open up the world, so it can hold the formation in motion.Now that the Zhuxian sword formation has not yet been unveiled, Yuanshi Tianzun first sacrificed the Pangu flag, and the intention of fearing the leader of Tongtian can be seen at a glance.

Master Tongtian has been favored by Hongjun since he was a child, how can he bear it?With a loud shout, he slapped the Four Swords of Zhu Xian towards Yuanshi Tianzun.

A certain woman in the next room also chased and beat me. With the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Pagoda on his head and the Tai Chi diagram under his feet, he was calm and unhurried, just like strolling in a courtyard.

Suddenly a hydrangea ball was thrown out of nowhere and flew straight in front of Lao Tzu. Lao Tzu hurriedly used the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Pagoda to top it up, and said to the sky: "Junior Sister is so excited! This girl's crime is unforgivable. Could it be that Junior Sister wants Can you protect her?"

Nüwa on the nine-day cloud put her head out with a smile, and said to Lao Tzu: "I don't think it's interesting for you people to fight. What's more, I had a bet with her before, and the bet has not expired at this time. I can't just sit back and watch you take her."

Yuanshi Tianzun said: "But Xiqi's capable people and strangers were all slaughtered by her, and it is a dead end. Junior sister, you..."

But Nuwa said: "I have no regrets, and my brother doesn't need to say anything more. Wait until I finish the game with her."

Yuan Shi Tianzun felt helpless when he saw that the enemy was outnumbered, so he had no choice but to talk to Lao Tzu and stop fighting. A certain woman was still shouting behind him: "The Great Master Xuandu and the Antarctic Immortal are still alive, do you want to let him out and teach me?" Kill one kill."

Yuanshi Tianzun and Lao Tzu were so scheming, they naturally would not pay attention to a certain woman's provocation and went to discuss.A certain woman turned her head and said to the leader of the Tongtian Church: "There are two saints in the Western Church. Who do you think they will stand on?"

Master Tongtian said with a sneer: "Even though Yuanshi Tianzun has a Pangu flag and is not afraid of my Zhuxian sword formation, I am not without a trump card. You will be optimistic then!"

So a certain girl understood, and went to the world to bet with Nuwa.After returning to the business camp, I found out that Yin Shou, the king of Zhou, came here in person at some time, and Empress Jiang was on the sidelines, crying and complaining to a certain woman: "To save you, the king died in front of Nuwa Palace. Unable to kneel down, he kowtowed to make amends, and promised countless things."

A certain woman said with a smile: "Women are wonderful creatures in the first place. Although you have suffered for a while now, if you can unravel the cause and effect, it will be gratifying."

Yin Shou looked at a certain woman with familiar yet unfamiliar eyes, he grabbed something randomly and threw it at the certain woman.

A certain woman teleported away, and said to Yin Shou, "You have to change your temperament of being the only one who respects me. Thanks to me, if it were another saint, would you be alive? You know, Yunxiao three years ago The sisters offended Yuanshi Tianzun, how profound their morality is, but their souls are scattered, and they can't even be ranked on the list of gods."

Yin Shou said: "Yes, I just offended you. Just kill me! Since you have become a saint, heartless, heartless, ruthless, what's the point of my life?"

A certain woman knows that this is still a child's nonsense.Ordinary men tend to worship women who can seduce them like gods, but they are only fanatical for a while, and they can still marry other women and have children, and live affectionately and affectionately.Not to mention the emperor with three thousand beauties.

However, thinking of the betting fight with Nu Wa, she was afraid that King Zhou would lose the chain at a critical moment, so despite being ridiculed by other saints, she used her emotional skills to comfort Yin Shou for a while until she rested late at night.

Yin Shou was originally itchy and unbearable, but since a certain woman has become a saint, the road is lonely, she has no desires and desires, so she naturally lacks interest.Seeing her appearance, Yin Shou let out a long sigh and got up with his clothes on.

When King Zhou came outside the palace, he happened to see Empress Jiang doing needlework by the candlelight, and a pair of lovely emperors were playing chess beside him. With mixed feelings, he said to Empress Jiang, "My wife."

Empress Jiang was both surprised and delighted, she bowed down and said, "Your Majesty."

King Zhou said: "The widow is addicted to love, and I have wronged you in detail. Have you ever felt resentment in your heart?"

Empress Jiang shook her head and said, "No." Tears flowed down her face.

At that night, Yin Shou saw that Empress Jiang was still as beautiful as a beautiful girl in Erba under the candlelight, and her heart was filled with love, so she stayed here that night.After a long absence, Empress Jiang was delighted to meet nectar, sobbing and weeping beside King Zhou.

Yin Shou naturally didn't know about the conversation between a certain woman and Empress Jiang.A certain woman said: "Now that the war has come to this point, Xiqi's situation is over. Whether Cheng Tang can stay in the world depends on how you manage it."

A certain woman took out a elixir and said, "This elixir of immortality, if you eat it, you will remain young forever."

A certain woman said: "King Zhou has always been a child who hasn't grown up. What's wrong with him, you can coax him and take more care of him, that's all. Really mud can't support the wall, killing your husband and standing on your own is just fine. Nothing matters."

A certain woman repeatedly warned: "I have reversed the luck of the Western Zhou Dynasty to you. Then you must do what the Zhou Dynasty did in 800 years. Hurry up and change from a slave society to a feudal society, um, advanced Productivity and production relations can always make society progress. What's more, you have only taken a small step forward, so there shouldn't be any problems. As for the former classes whose interests have been damaged during the period of social change, it is easy to kill them with blood and iron. Yes. In a few decades, the world will be peaceful."

A certain woman said to Empress Jiang again: "The elixir you ate just now is actually not Changchun Eternal Pill, but the Puppet Pill. You must have digested it by now. After eating the Puppet Pill, my will is for yours. Will. Those who use sex to serve others will always live forever, relying on men, what fun is there? Just kill your husband and stand on your own, presumably Empress Nuwa will appreciate you very much."

The final battle between Xiqi and Chengtang.King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty went into battle, rampant and unparalleled in bravery.Xiqi was defeated and bowed his head as a minister.

However, on the second day after Xiqi became a minister again, Yin Shou abdicated the throne to his eldest prince, and he accumulated incense wood to burn himself.After the eldest prince succeeded to the throne, he naturally altered the past wantonly, and no one in the world could guess the reason.

——Hemingway once mentioned in the novel: "On the top of Mount Kilimanjaro, there is a dead and frozen leopard body. No one knows what the leopard is looking for in such an alpine place."

A few years ago, Yin Shou went to the Nuwa Palace to offer incense and was amazed by the statue of the Nuwa Empress. Several years later, Yin Shou willingly died in a raging fire for a sanctified woman.Perhaps, in his mind, he thinks that the saint's palace is too high and too cold, so he would rather turn himself into fuel, and use his life to bring a little warmth to these saints who are so high and cold?

The battle of the Conferred Gods began with the sage Nuwa and ended with the sage certain daughter.Yin Shou wiped away Cheng Tang's sins with his own life. From then on, Cheng Tang's spirit continued, and he lived in peace for a long time until 800 years later.

——The ashes are not cold and Shandong is chaotic. Liu Xiang didn't study at first.

The author has something to say: The ending will be zoomed in tomorrow night, thank you for your unanimous support.

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