Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

The laughter was almost over, and the voices in the arena gradually subsided, and Qin Yuejing continued to speak.

Everyone? Listen, boy, this is not over yet!

"That's why I said, grow your hair long, but don't pretend to be a young man. When people praise you, you will start to float! You say you float to the sky, no matter how high you float, you will eventually be caught." Everything? Gravity is pulling you down! If you don’t want to pull you off, you have to pull off your clothes, and by then you’ll have to float naked!”

Jiang Chengyang immediately cooperated and said: "Then after co-authoring, you will have to leave the universe naked."

Hearing this, Qin Yuejing couldn't bear it anymore, and burst out laughing, and all the people present couldn't help laughing, they knew that Qin Yuejing was laughing.

"Oh, it's so cool, you're so picturesque!" Qin Yuejing couldn't help stretching out her hand, and gave Jiang Chengyang a high-five.

"yeah!"

Immediately, the two of them still remembered that they were videotaping, and immediately tidied up their coats, and started the main event of the day!

"Then it's time to start working!" Qin Yuejing yelled.

When everyone heard it, they thought it was funny again. Qiao's rhetoric about feelings could only be regarded as a pretext, really? really? It was too crowded.

Qin Yuejing said: "You said that for such a big cross talk group, it's enough to talk about your own cross talk well, but there are some cross talk language training classes, really? Do you think you are a teacher?"

The eyes of everyone in the audience lit up when they heard this, they knew that what Qin Yuejing was talking about was none other than Lion and Tiger Hall, it seems that something exciting is coming!

"You don't know, there really are people who have studied in the past." Qin Yuejing said in feigned surprise.

Jiang Chengyang nodded slightly: "Oh, really, since you are studying, then study hard."

In the next? second, Qin Yuejing's mouth curled up: "Where, you don't know, something big happened!"

Jiang Chengyang was curious: "What's the matter?"

"There is a student who has studied for a year and a half and then went to the Lion and Tiger Hall to perform on stage. Maybe he was not well-known at the beginning, and he couldn't make much money. He actually did some private work for a while!"

"Private life?"

At this time, Qin Yuejing picked up the two bamboo boards on the table, opened them one by one, and said, "Good morning, sir, your child was kidnapped by me and he didn't have enough to eat. Please go and pay to rescue him quickly." Be good baby, or I will tear up the ticket (liao)!"

Everyone: "Good!"

Jiang Chengyang was shocked immediately: "Good guy, why are you kidnapping!"

Qin Yuejing put the Allegro back on the table, and said, "Hey, listen, there's no one who answered the phone? My child, just hung up the phone and said something."

"say what?"

"The man hung up the phone and yelled, 'He? Damn, now this cross talk talker is out to scam!'"

"Hahaha! Good! Dirty—!"

Everyone was amazed by the sarcasm and ridicule of the two, and couldn't help laughing.

I didn't expect that the two of them still have the ability to satirize people like this.Some of them really know the history of Lion and Tiger Hall, this is not just made up by Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.

To say that in the early years when Shihutang was the most prosperous, it really opened a training center, in fact, it was just recruiting students under the name of a language training center.

It was nothing serious at first, but how did you know that there was a student who joined the Lion and Tiger Hall after training, thinking that he might be famous and hopeless, and actually engaged in fraud while he was practicing in the Lion and Tiger Hall. ? He was caught by the police and thrown into prison. At that time, he caused a lot of trouble for Shihutang.

It should be said that this incident is one of the few blemishes on Lion Tiger Hall.Unexpectedly, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang caught and made fun of her now.

"The funniest thing is about the host! Hahaha!" Qin Yuejing couldn't help but laugh, and fell on Jiang Chengyang.

Everyone in the audience knew that he did it on purpose, but they couldn't help but laughed along with them.

"That's all right, all right, don't let it go, you can tell us about it later." Jiang Chengyang helplessly pulled Qin Yuejing off his body, guiding him at the right time.

Qin Yuejing stopped laughing, stood up straight, wiped away tears that didn't exist, and then said: "The host didn't have any popularity, but he wanted to be famous, so how could he be famous? He? Ah, Just thought of a trick, this guy is going to hug the thigh of that famous cross talk group, and then the host will go to the training center for a few days of training, and then come back to host the show, good guy!"

"what happened?"

"Then the host actually went up to host the show with Sanxian'er in his arms!"

"Hey—!" Jiang Chengyang was shocked, "It's so obvious to grab a job!"

"That's not right!" Qin Yuejing leaned closer to Jiang Chengyang and said, "Don't tell me, the show has received a good response, but after a while, the novelty will lose its strength."

"That's true." Jiang Chengyang nodded slightly.

"Then the host went to the training center for help after returning home. Guess what the teacher there said?"

"How to say?"

"He? Tell me, if you are not popular with sanxian, then you can sing the big drum instead. If the big drum is not good, you can change to the allegro, or you can sing Taiping lyrics!"

"Oh my God!" Jiang Chengyang shook his head helplessly, "cooperate with him? This is planning to do it all over again!"

"That's not true. By the way, the host is really good? Believe me, today's big drum, tomorrow's clapper!" Qin Yuejing was also a little helpless, "In the end, you don't know, the director of the TV station can't stand it, just directly He said to the host, "Xiao Liu, I think you should just talk about cross talk directly!", but secretly cursed, "These guys who talk about cross talk are really cheating! What a good host! Already!'”

"Hahahaha! Good!"

This is also a history of Shihutang.At that time, a host saw that Shihutang was more prosperous, so he really posted it on purpose, saying that he wanted to learn from a teacher or something.And the host really said something about Duan Guankou during the live broadcast, which made him popular for a while.Later, maybe due to personal reasons, the host gradually faded out of people's sight.

Now the two bring up these two old things about Shihutang, not only satirizing Shihutang's current business is not as prosperous as before, but also faintly ridiculing the current situation that Shihutang only pays attention to reputation and does not have superb cross talk skills.

Use 'he? Damn, now this comic talker has come out to scam! ','These guys who talk about cross talk are really? He? Mother cheating! 'Two sentences, satirizing Lion and Tiger Hall to the extreme, it can be said that it is not wonderful!

At this moment in the nightclub, the crowd whistled, applauded, and laughed one after another, sincerely applauding the wonderful performance of the two of them today.

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This video of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang was trending on Weibo within a second after it was posted online.

Due to the clear images, the handsome guy in the coat, and the incomparably rich cross talk content, it attracted countless netizens to watch in a short time, and this video was easily fired to the top of the hot search, and there is still a trend to continue to be popular.

Within a short while, this video had been forwarded hundreds of thousands of times.

This video will eventually become a famous battle between the two. It is like putting Ji Qingtang, Qiao Huayan, and Shihutang under the ground to run against each other. The method is really "sinister". All netizens who have seen the video can't help but praise the two, It is an invincible hand who is scolded all over the world!

[Hahaha, aunt and uncle are doing great! 】

[This cursing skill is invincible in the world! 】

[In this cross talk? The use of sarcasm and sarcasm can be described as a textbook of swearing! 】

[xswl, really? I don’t know how Jiqingtang and Shihutang will fight back, but? No matter how much they fight back, they probably won’t be able to fight back? The comic dialogue of aunts and uncles is funny? Isn’t it! 】

[It's a pity, this is actually the last diss of my aunt and uncle, a few more paragraphs! 】

[My aunt destroys the 'flower' with her hands, and Master Hua's 'evening festival' will not be guaranteed!Ha ha! 】

……

In a short period of time, through this video, the dark history of Shihutang and Qiao Huayan's so-called eunuch rhetoric seem to have been deeply imprinted in the minds of all netizens, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to wash them off in a short time.

While Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang received a lot of praise for this video, it was really a disaster for Shihutang and Jiqingtang Qiao Huayan.

Because of this video, the now-popular cross talk idol, 'Flower Master' Qiao Huayan's Weibo Chaohua station sister has lost her fans!

Fortunately, the lady at this station didn't step back, she just said that they were all well, but it also caused extremely bad effects.

The lion and tiger hall is even more shameless. Although it is not a black history, it is always related to people and things that have something to do with the lion and tiger hall. Now it is brought up again and ridiculed. Really? It can be called a snake attack Seven inches, hit the vital point.You know, at the level of Shihutang, the most important thing is face!

Of course, there's something else? It's even more embarrassing.

In this video of the two, there is no mention of other cross talk groups at all, and even those who scolded them before, the two did not scold them back.

Netizens who watched the video thought about it and understood that these two people are really ruthless. It is clear that they are talking about those small cross talk groups. They don't pay attention to them at all, and they don't care!

ox!Really? Awesome!

And those cross talk groups who wanted to rely on two people to rub traffic also discovered this situation, and immediately wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.

You are crazy about running on others, but they ignore you and just ignore you. This is even more ruthless than cursing people directly!

The author has something to say: Fans and retreads: Internet buzzwords, also known as "out of the pits and retreads", refer to the behavior of someone who used to be a fan of someone who dislikes him and then spreads false remarks on major websites and forums to discredit him . (from Baidu)

xswl: I laughed so hard