Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

That night, amidst warm cheers, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang stepped onto the stage of the Golden Island nightclub.

They intend to draw a successful conclusion to this protracted cross talk diss battle.

While cheering, the guests who came to the nightclub today also found that the scene at this time was a little different from usual, that is, there was a photographer playing with a video camera right in front of the stage.

Just when everyone was at a loss, Qin Yuejing began to explain.

"Everyone should be aware of the recent diss war in the cross talk world. Today, don't bother everyone to videotape us. We invited a professional photographer to shoot for us. This video will be posted on our shared Weibo in a while. Come on, everyone remember to retweet it!"

"it is good!"

Hearing such a frank answer, everyone present couldn't help cheering and applauding.Unexpectedly, these two people even put up the cameras today. This is the Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang they knew. They really have the guts, and they are not afraid of Shihutang and Jiqingtang at all.

"Let me tell you something, today's show is the last diss between me and my senior brother. From then on, whether it's Shihutang or Jiqingtang, we won't mention it again in our cross talk, not because we're afraid , We are really tired!"

"Hahaha!"

Hearing Qin Yuejing's last helpless words, everyone immediately burst out laughing.Can you not be tired? I try my best to make up jokes and swear at people every day. I guess this kind of tiredness is the first time I have experienced it!

Then, today's cross talk began.But Qin Yuejing didn't speak immediately, but picked up a black ball from the table beside her and shook it away.Only then did everyone see clearly that it was a long wig.

Qin Yuejing put the wig on her head, tidied it up, and then stroked the end of her hair, a little coyly flirting with Jiang Chengyang 'Ming' beside her.

When Jiang Chengyang saw it, he immediately hugged his arms tightly and shivered exaggeratedly.

"Hahaha!"

The interesting interaction between the two made everyone present laugh and whistle at the same time. There is nothing to understand. The next target of the two people's ridicule must be the maverick with long hair. Joe made a fool of himself!

Seeing the audience cheering, Qin Yuejing even flew kisses to the audience.

"Hey, it's over, don't be beautiful, don't be beautiful, you? What are you doing!" Jiang Chengyang put his hand down, and then stretched out his hand to pat Qin Yuejing's shoulder.

Qin Yuejing stopped blowing kisses and returned to normal, but she still touched her long wig: "Hey, I'm imitating, do you think I look like me?" He shook his head while talking , The black wig also danced slightly.

After Jiang Chengyang suddenly realized, he shook his head: "It's not like that."

Qin Yuejing was a little disappointed and took off the wig: "It really doesn't look like it, after all, no one is showing off!"

"Ha ha!"

Qin Yuejing tidied up her real hair, and continued: "Me too? I can't figure it out, you? You said that such a good-looking person must have long hair, you? Are you saying that person is implying something to me? "

Jiang Chengyang was a little helpless: "He is such a big guy, who knows you? Who will give it back to you? Hint, what did you hint at? I find that you are really passionate!"

"You? Don't believe it." Qin Yuejing moved closer to Jiang Chengyang, put her hand to her mouth, and pretended to whisper, "I've already received his hint. As for what hint? I concluded that it is that he You're going to have sex reassignment surgery! You? Look at the one with the long hair, isn't that obvious?!"

After hearing this, Jiang Chengyang took a step back in shock, looked back and forth at Qin Yuejing several times, and said, "Sex reassignment surgery? You? Your brain circuit is very strange!"

"Hahaha!"

"That's it!" Qin Yuejing was proud, then patted her own chest, and volunteered, "You? Said you were going to have sex reassignment surgery, come find me!"

Jiang Chengyang was shocked again: "Looking for you? Could it be that you? Can do sex reassignment surgery?"

"Hey, how could I know that? I'm not a doctor, but I know you! In this Golden Island nightclub before? The most famous star, Internet celebrity, Sister Lily, I know her! You must know that Sister Lily is now Maybe it's good, bah! Married!"

Halfway through Qin Yuejing's words, the audience couldn't stop laughing, and some people were whistling.And when he talked about the last "congliang" and "marrying", the ladyboy Lili who was also present at the scene stood up directly, and smiled at Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang on the stage: "You? What do you bastard say, be careful old lady, I'll take your skin off!"

"Wrong, wrong, the show needs it!" Qin Yuejing hurriedly smiled at the shemale Lily, begging for mercy.In fact, the two of them had already greeted her in advance before talking about this cross talk today, but they didn't expect that the shemale Lily cooperated quite well at this time.

"Haha!" The crowd applauded again.A small interaction brought the atmosphere to the highest point.

The show continued, and Jiang Chengyang answered the conversation: "You? What happened to meeting Lily?"

"By the way, when Sister Lily left Golden Island, she gave me the contact information of the doctor who performed the sex reassignment surgery, and she also told me," Qin Yuejing put her legs together, her voice became much softer , Orchid's finger raised up, "Xiao Qin, if you need it in the future, go to that doctor, don't worry, I can give you a discount!"

Qin Yuejing's act of imitating the ladyboy Lily's words again caused the audience to burst into laughter.And the ladyboy Lily is sitting beside He Yifan and smiling helplessly.

"Oh, no, wait a minute."

Jiang Chengyang interrupted Qin Yuejing, and couldn't help but look him up and down: "Why did Sister Lili give you the phone number of the sex reassignment surgery doctor, do you need that? I didn't see it!"

Qin Yuejing didn't think so, he just raised his foot and pointed with his finger: "Hey, you? What are you talking about, don't I have corns on the bottom of my feet, and I want Sister Lily to introduce me to a doctor, who I thought, what she introduced was for sex reassignment surgery!" At the end, she put her feet down and shrugged her shoulders, expressing helplessness.

After Jiang Chengyang heard it, he burst out laughing: "You? You are so damn good, you? You have corns on the soles of your feet, why don't you go to a pedicure master!"

"Hahaha!"

"Me too? I'm puzzled, but no matter what, anyway, I have contacts. If he wants to undergo sex reassignment surgery, I will contact him! Keep him safe, and he will be killed once, and there will be no future troubles!" Qin Yue said. Jing's five fingers were brought together into a knife shape, and he began to hover around the lower half of his body.This wretched action made everyone in the venue laugh again.

Jiang Chengyang rolled his eyes: "It's not that there will be no future troubles, there will be 'no future children'!"

Another wave of laughter broke out in the audience.

"Didn't I recommend the doctor, so Master Hua asked me how to do the operation." Qin Yuejing paused, and then gestured with her five fingers into the shape of a knife, with a casual and proud expression, "I said, You? You can tell the doctor how you want to cut it, cut it on the left side or the right side, or cut it on both sides, and here you are? It’s okay to leave a stick, and you can also carve it! Everything is easy to talk about, after all, the doctor is our acquaintance ah!"

Jiang Chengyang was so shocked that he sighed and applauded: "Hey! Good guy, look at you. You are awesome. I thought you were the one who covered your face in the end and went to the operating room!"

Everyone in the audience laughed instantly.The meaning of these words is that Qin Yuejing was the one who operated on Master Hua in the end, how else could he be so clear!

Qin Yuejing too? He couldn't help laughing, but after the laugh, there was a turning point.

"I had a good idea, but the operation didn't work out in the end."

"What's the matter?" Jiang Chengyang was curious.The eyes of everyone in the audience were also focused on Qin Yuejing.

"On the day before the operation, Li Jihai, the former head of Jiqingtang, knew about it! Hey, that's a cross talk master, who actually called me to thank me for helping Master Hua find a doctor! I said no thanks, we are all cross talk peers , we have to help people if they need it, right!" At the end, Qin Yuejing patted her chest.

"Yes, you are the most enthusiastic!" Jiang Chengyang replied with a smile.

"Hahaha!"

"But you? Guess what, the old man's answer was beyond my expectation!" Qin Yuejing's expression became shocked at this time.

"What?" Jiang Chengyang raised his eyebrows.

"Old Mr. Li Jihai actually told me," Qin Yuejing coughed twice, lowered her voice, and pretended to be hoarse, "Son, thank you for your trouble, but there's no need."

"Why?" Jiang Chengyang became even more curious.

"Then who, there was none at birth!" Qin Yuejing said with her hands spread out.

"Hi! A born eunuch!"

Jiang Chengyang's final ending made everyone present burst into laughter.Laughter, applause, applause, and whistles sounded immediately, and there was no tendency to stop.

"Hahaha! Good!"

"Aunt and uncle are mighty!"

"Sewage--!"

The big brother in front of the camera couldn't stand laughing anymore. He didn't expect that the temporary job he received today would be so interesting!

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