Are you with Dazai today?

"Then, Mr. Sakaguchi, Mr. Sakunosuke, have a good journey."

Shiinagawa waved goodbye to the two at the door of his house, and a small head poked out behind him.

"Ango, Odasaku, goodbye."

The good boy who said goodbye in the next second showed his true colors, showing his hidden devil wings and smiling maliciously

"I recorded it."

What exactly Osamu Dazai recorded was well known to everyone present except Sakunosuke Oda.

Shiinagawa flicked Dazai Osamu's head lightly and sighed

"I'm very sorry Mr. Ango, I will let this child be deleted properly in the future."

"I accept your wish, but Mr. Shiina, I really don't need it."

Ango Sakaguchi covered his stomach with a grim expression. Even if Shiinagawa deleted the video of Osamu Dazai, Ango Sakaguchi could guarantee the quality of his sleep, and there would definitely be a file backup BCDEFG.

As long as the black history falls into the hands of Osamu Dazai, the probability of being able to completely wipe out the black history is probably lower than the probability of an asteroid hitting the earth.

So he, Ango Sakaguchi, don't want to eliminate today's black history, and his stomach hurts even more when he thinks that he may sign a series of unequal treaties with Mr. Dazai next.

"I didn't expect to give us so many snacks, thank you, Chuan."

Oda Sakuyuki's assistant is carrying a box that looks very cute in packaging. The light blue background is dotted with some mini unicorns and rhinestones that children will love.

"It's just a cookie I made in my spare time. It would be great if the children could like it too."

Considering that there are children in Oda Sakunosuke's family, Shiinagawa prepared such a cute package. As for why he has such a cute wrapping paper, you have to ask his childish ghosts.

Shiinagawa gave Oda Sakunosuke mostly frosted biscuits that are very popular with children. They are the kind that can make female high school students shout how cute and post them on ins. They are so cute that people can't bear to eat them.

These frosted biscuits are used by Shiinagawa for training, not specially requested by Osamu Dazai, but these cute patterns are more suitable for beginners to learn.

Considering the taste of Oda Sakunosuke, Shiinagawa also put a small bag of spicy salty biscuits in the box.

Unfortunately, there is no curry flavor, try to make some next time.Shiinagawa thought so.

The packaging for Ango Sakaguchi is not so cute, but a very ordinary brown paper bag. After all, Ango Sakaguchi is not an old father, so he doesn’t need such cute things.

Inside are some small cranberry biscuits, which are relatively low in sweetness and are a classic style that both adults and children will love.

Although I felt a little weird, after observation, the thing in Ango Sakaguchi's head didn't seem to have any hostility, so maybe... seems to be okay?

As long as there is no "Takeshi Yamamoto" situation again, the strange things I have encountered recently are really springing up one after another like mushrooms after rain.

After Oda Sakunosuke and Shiinagawa said goodbye and went to take a taxi on the road, Sakaguchi Ango still stood at the door without moving.

"... Mr. Sakaguchi?"

When she came back to her senses, Shiinagawa found that her hands were tightly held by Ango Sakaguchi, which was so strong that she didn't look like a civil servant.

"Eh?"

Ango Sakaguchi didn't seem to think that he would do such a thing, he quickly let go of Shiinagawa

"Feel sorry."

I don't know what else to say besides being sorry, Ango Sakaguchi. Are you going to tell the other party that you don't want to do this, but that your body just got up on its own?

Who would believe this kind of rhetoric? It's not a child in the second year of middle school.

My own behavior is really weird recently, Ango Sakaguchi rubbed his temples, it's better to go home and have a good rest.

Osamu Dazai squeezed between Ango Sakaguchi and Shiinagawa to separate them, pretended to be angry and put his hand on Ango Sakaguchi's shoulder

"I told you not to rob Shiina's mother from me."

"Dazai-kun, I don't need that at all."

This time, Ango Sakaguchi was dangling by Dazai Osamu's shoulders with a cold expression on his face.

Did Dazai notice something wrong with Mr. Sakaguchi?

Shiinagawa thought so

But it's a pity, that, because it's in Mr. Sakaguchi's brain, so I didn't come across it at all.

But that thing is not a supernatural power, but a real creature, so even if Dazai really touched Mr. Sakaguchi's brain, it probably wouldn't help.

"Sakaguchi-san... has gone away."

Sakaguchi Ango didn't do anything, just walked in the opposite direction from Oda Sakunosuke.

"Hey, Shiina, why do you feel a little disappointed?"

Shiinagawa flicked Dazai Osamu's forehead lightly again, ignoring the "Shiina is too much" or something from the other party's mouth

"It's not disappointment, it's joy."

"Hey, what is that, it doesn't make sense at all."

Shiinagawa lifted Dazai Osamu with one hand and carried it on his shoulder. He carefully adjusted Dazai Osamu's posture so that he would not hurt the opponent's stomach.

"what are you doing--!"

"..."

Shiinagawa did not answer Dazai Osamu's question, but silently brought Dazai Osamu to Dazai Osamu's own bedroom, and gently put the child on the bed.

After doing all this, Shiinagawa paused for a while, as if hesitating, but in the end he chose to lie down on the bed like Osamu Dazai and buried his face in the other's stomach.

It's a pity that there is no meat... It is really difficult to make Dazai gain weight, Shiinagawa thought so, and the weight will drop if he is not careful, which is really distressing for him.

"Eh? Uh? What what? Why?!"

Dazai was at a loss.

Perhaps today we can add another "Dazai Osamu's Great Crisis" under "Sakaguchi Ango's Great Crisis"

"Your teammate's health is too low, please ask Mr. Pastor to recover his health."

Shiinagawa didn't look up, because he buried his face in Dazai Osamu's stomach, so his voice sounded a bit unreal.

"Am I a priest? But I'm a mafia."

Osamu Dazai regained his composure, and he didn't feel nervous anymore when Shiinagawa teased him.

"That's having the dual identity of a mafia and a priest."

"Oh, it's weird, but I forgive you for the sake of sounding handsome."

Osamu Dazai simply relaxed his body and lay on the bed. The quilt that had just been dried in the sun today was soft and fluffy, no matter how he lay down, he was very comfortable.

"But after all, I don't have the skills of a priest."

Osamu Dazai stretched out his right hand to draw back and forth in the air, muttering words

"I don't have the ability to 'snap' and release holy light."

Shiinagawa lifted his head from Osamu Dazai's stomach when he heard this, and he took out the mobile phone in his pocket to turn on the flashlight function.

He shined the light of the flashlight on Dazai Osamu's right hand, and added the sound effect of 'snap'.

"Now you have."

Osamu Dazai laughed like a child, he laughed so hard that tears flowed from his eyes

"Then Shiina is a warrior, now we still need a mage?"

Shiinagawa raised her hand high like an elementary school student speaking in class

"Mr. Pastor, I can actually play a guest role as a magician."

"Hmm, it's a pity that my investigation is very strict, Mr. Warrior, what magic skills do you know?"

Osamu Dazai looked at the light passing through the gap between his fingers, and his words were full of smiles.

"yes……"

Shiinagawa turned over and faced Dazai Osamu, with a thoughtful expression on his face.

"How about a magic lullaby for special individuals? It can protect special individuals from nightmares."

"Sounds good, but the special individual in the scope of action refers to...?"

"Hmm... Since it's only been used on an individual named 'Dazai Osamu' so far, it's not clear if it's effective on other individuals."

Osamu Dazai patted Shiinagawa's face lightly

"Then it's useless! But I like it, so you passed."

"Is that a black box operation?"

Shiinagawa also laughed, and Osamu Dazai could feel the warm breath of the opponent hitting his hand.

"It's a black box operation."

Dazai governs with confidence

"I'm the inspector so I have the final say."

"Haha... so..."

Shiinagawa buried his face in Dazai Osamu's stomach again, his voice became lower and lower and finally disappeared, and for a while there was only the sound of the breathing of two people in this room.

"That, today, was told by a guy."

It took a while for Shiinagawa to speak, but his depression could be clearly heard in his voice.

"Say I only like Dazai's face or something..."

"Eh—So Shiina only likes my face, I'm disillusioned."

Osamu Dazai deliberately teased Shiinagawa, but in fact both of them knew it was not the case.

Shiinagawa didn't go to see Osamu Dazai, he went on to say

"What's even more irritating is that the other party slipped away under my nose."

"A bit inferior."

Osamu Dazai gave a very straightforward evaluation

"Even Dazai..."

If Shiinagawa's emotions can be realized, he may be able to see the dark clouds above his head.

"now what?"

Shiinagawa blinked and reacted for a while before realizing what Dazai Osamu was talking about. He rubbed Dazai Osamu's stomach, everything was perfect except that there was no meat on his stomach.

"It's fine now, because Mr. Pastor used the skill and was healed."

"As expected, Dazai will be very at ease if he is by his side."

"Is it okay?"

Is the topic jumping like this?Shiinagawa thought this way, although he could understand what the other party was referring to.

"Well, because that guy isn't coming back anymore."

"But there are still rewards."

Shiinagawa thought of his own painting, tsk, the painting book was thrown aside at some point, waste is bad behavior.

"Maybe I like painting very much, um, let's say I want to paint."

"Then I'll fund Shiina's art exhibition at that time. When I come back, I'll ask all my subordinates to go see it. Anyone who doesn't see it will be shot."

There is a strong sense of exploitative capitalism in Osamu Dazai's words.

Shiinagawa looked at him amusedly, is this really a priest and not a demon pretending?

"Is our topic too jumpy?"

Shiinagawa raised a question, which has jumped several topics from the very beginning of priest magic, and every turn is very sudden and blunt.

"Eh? Does Shiina feel bad?"

"No, I like it very much, because it is very Dazai's style."

Shiina Chuan laughed lightly, speaking in a very soft voice, like talking in a dream

"I like it very much..."

Shiinagawa holds Dazai Osamu's hand

"Not only the appearance, I also like other aspects of Dazai."

"Well?"

Shiinagawa's head was covered by the sudden quilt, and he heard the sound of Osamu Dazai gnashing his teeth.

"Can you stop being like this?!"

Shiinagawa:?

"But everything I said is true?"

Shiinagawa whispered strange words in the darkness

"If it's Dazai, even if it becomes a tentacles with eyes all over its body, even if it's a chaotic mass without a fixed form, I like it."

"What did you say?"

Osamu Dazai didn't hear the second half of Shiinagawa's words because of the quilt's blocking.

"It's nothing."

Shiinagawa slowly frees herself from the shackles of the quilt

"Just saying something that will never happen."

"Speaking of which, it's already this time, we've been talking for a long time without knowing it."

Shiinagawa sat up from the bed and smiled at Osamu Dazai

"My health has also recovered, so good night, do you need me to give you the lullaby magic?"

"No need."

Osamu Dazai pushed Shiinagawa out of his room, ignoring the other side's nagging words like "don't forget to brush your teeth".

Shiinagawa returned to his room after supervising the little one to wash up and go to bed. He gently closed the door and locked it.

Shiinagawa didn't turn on the lights. His good night vision allowed him to clearly see things in the dark even without relying on artificial light sources.

He walked slowly to the window and opened it, and the moonlight poured in. No matter how many times he looked at the night sky, he still felt unaccustomed to it, such a night with only the moon but no stars.

"I said, am I a little unlucky recently, or how can I encounter such things one after another? To be honest, I'm a little annoyed."

Shiinagawa looked down, and a blond woman in a black nun's attire was standing downstairs and staring at him. On such a night, it was a bit weird to be stared at by a person standing silently under the window.

"You said yes, this unknown Mr. Bug that was in Mr. Sakaguchi's mind before?"

The author has something to say: Shiinagawa: The smile gradually disappears.jpg

Today's topic is very jumpy and free-wheeling chat between the two, and Shiina really said strange things seriously.

In other words, will I feel bored writing this kind of daily life?If I feel bored, I will speed up the progress and make troubles (I am eager to try.jpg)

感谢在2020-10-2917:16:17~2020-10-3015:45:46期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 40 bottles of Jiu; 10 bottles of Jingzhe and Yu Lei; Harley Quinn will also have 1 bottle with Poison Ivy and Qing today;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!