Are you with Dazai today?

"Mr. Sakunosuke is different from his appearance, very bold."

Shiinagawa specially made a very spicy curry for Oda Sakunosuke after learning about Oda Sakunosuke's taste preferences, while for himself, Sakaguchi Ango and Dazai Osamu, it was slightly spicy curry with honey.

It is said to be mildly spicy, but the spiciness can hardly be tasted. It is the kind that even children can eat. After all, Dazai’s child really can’t eat spicy food. Mr. Sakaguchi said that it is better not to eat things that irritate the stomach. good.

"Is this some kind of children's meal?"

Ango Sakaguchi looked at the contents of their plate and couldn't help complaining.

The white rice on Osamu Dazai's plate is arranged in the shape of crabs, and some black sesame seeds are added to the rice as a decoration, and the carrots are also cut into the shapes of flowers and stars.

The white rice on his and Oda Sakunosuke's plates were arranged as rabbits and bears respectively, and boiled beans were used to make the eyes of the small animals.

"Eh?"

Shiinagawa looked puzzled, completely unaware that there was something wrong with making the dinner of two adults and a mafia quasi-cadre so cute.

"so cute."

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the curry in front of him with a very serious attitude. He was serious about any curry. Only the appearance is not delicious curry.

He clasped his palms together, said "I'm starting" softly, and first took a piece of carrot in the shape of a flower to taste.

The carrots have been boiled until they are soft and rotten. After soaking in the curry soup, the original taste cannot be tasted at all. This method is very effective for children who don’t like vegetables. This is especially referring to a naive ghost who loves to eat crabs.

Then Oda Sakunosuke filled two-thirds of the spoonful of rice and one-third spoonful of curry soup, and he solemnly put the curry in his mouth to taste the flavor carefully.

Shiinagawa nervously looked at Oda Sakunosuke's expression

"Mr. Judge, what do you think?"

What is Mr. Judge? !Ango Sakaguchi looked at the two people who entered the acting stage very naturally, why did you want to have a curry and hold a product appraisal meeting?

"Contestant Shiina is very good. I can score nine points. The only drawback is that there is no crab in it. Otherwise, this curry could have been improved to a higher level."

Osamu Dazai put down the spoon in his hand, picked up a 'king's napkin', and pretended to wipe it around his mouth, um, it was a paper towel that only smart people could see.

Are you coming too? !Ango Sakaguchi once again felt that he was out of place, no, according to this development, would he also want to be a 'curry judge'?

I didn't realize that my thinking had been taken astray at all, Mr. Sakaguchi.

Shiinagawa picked up the spoon as a microphone

"Thank you Mr. Dazai for your review, but it's a pity that your seafood index this week has exceeded the standard. Even if you say this again, there won't be a single bit of seafood on your plate until next week."

Osamu Dazai let out a loud click that could be heard by everyone present.

No... I didn't expect that Dazai-kun could be controlled, this is probably the greatest comfort for Ango Sakaguchi at this time.

"So, Sakunosuke...ah, what do you think of Oda-sensei?"

Shiinagawa consciously handed the 'microphone' to Oda Sakunosuke, and the other party didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this behavior.

"Ten, I can't find any other evaluation except perfect."

"Oh, this is really an amazing development, Mr. Oda gave such a high evaluation at once."

Osamu Dazai looked very happy. He took the hand of Ango Sakaguchi, who was trying to reduce his sense of existence, to act as a microphone, and Mr. Ango Sakaguchi, who was used as a microphone, was already a Buddha.

Ah, whatever, anyway, I can no longer understand the unfolding.

Ango Sakaguchi thought to himself.

Agitated, Osamu Dazai even stepped his left foot directly on the chair, and then met Shiinagawa's disapproving gaze, and a low-pitched "Dazai" with a vaguely threatening meaning

Shiinagawa's threats are nothing more than the same old ones, shortening the game time, increasing the amount of vegetables, or skimping on his already pitiful canned crab meat (however, he actually has a warehouse of canned crab meat).

Osamu Dazai is too familiar with this routine, will he succumb to these childish threats that will not cause real harm?Who is he, he is that Dazai Osamu!

That's right, he is now going to use his actions to prove to Shiina that these threats are outdated!

Then Osamu Dazai obediently lowered his legs.

Well, it seems that these old-fashioned threats are still valid for our Dazai Osamu, and Shiinagawa doesn't have to consider changing to a threat that will cause damage to the body and mind.

What, you ask what is that horrible way of threatening.Isn't that obvious? !

That is the terrible punishment that can enter the top ten in the world in the 21st century, which makes adults and children frightened, and even quasi-cadres of the mafia cannot avoid it-the tickling hell punishment.

I see the disappointment on your face, don't laugh, who's to say it's not a terrible punishment?

"then."

Osamu Dazai, who is both a curry reviewer and a host, is busy with his business. He put Ango Sakaguchi's hand on the other's mouth

"What do you think, Teacher Anwu?"

"No, wait, am I coming too?"

Ango Sakaguchi, who thought he had been neglected, was suddenly flustered by the cue. He looked left and right, and found that not only Osamu Dazai, but also the more reliable Oda Sakunosuke and Shiinagawa looked full of expectation look at him.

This is really not an atmosphere that can be skipped with a laugh.

So I still can't escape being that curry judge?Ango Sakaguchi thought sadly.

Ango Sakaguchi looked at the hot curry in front of him, and finally took a spoon and put it in his mouth.

Delicious...or rather delicious!

The spiciness is just to add umami to this curry. It actually doesn't taste spicy at all. The combination of various spices doesn't feel too exciting at all, but they are perfectly combined.

It is really a very gentle taste. Inexplicably, Ango Sakaguchi thought of the food his mother cooked for him when he was young.

Ango Sakaguchi did not speak, but ate the curry on the plate bite by bite, as if even the fatigue of the past few days had been eliminated, and his body was warmed up and not as cold as before.

The three people on the side didn't speak during the whole process, because they saw Ango Sakaguchi's expression as if he was immersed in some memory, so they felt that if they disturbed each other while they were eating curry, they would be too incapable of watching the atmosphere.

"What do you think... Sakaguchi-san?"

It wasn't until Ango Sakaguchi finished eating that Shiinagawa asked.

"Yes, that... is delicious, rather it is very delicious."

Sakaguchi Ango showed a very gentle smile

"thanks Mom."

"what."

This is Ango Sakaguchi who just reacted.

"what?"

This is the dazed Shiinagawa.

"..."

There was a suffocating silence among the four of them, and Ango Sakaguchi's face quickly turned red visible to the naked eye, and finally Osamu Dazai jumped out to break the silence.

He jumped to Shiinagawa's side and hugged Shiinagawa's waist as if swearing sovereignty, and shouted loudly at Sakaguchi Ango

"No - OK -! Shiina's mother is my own mother!!!"

Shiinagawa had no choice but to rub his child's head to appease him

"It's okay, Mr. Sakaguchi, I understand it was just a slip of the tongue, Dazai also often calls my mother, I don't care at all."

"Stop talking, Mr. Shiina, please stop talking."

Ango Sakaguchi buried his face in his hands and refused to lift it up, help, what kind of social death is this.

Today is definitely on the list of unlucky dates in his heart, Ango Sakaguchi.

Please, is there a crack in the ground that he can get into, and subconsciously call an adult male who is younger than himself as 'mother'.

This is the first time for Ango Sakaguchi to say, besides working overtime until he was about to pass out, 'Ah, this is really not going to work. ' Thoughts.

"Is Chuan originally a girl?"

Oda Sakunosuke may be the only one on the scene who has not realized the seriousness of the matter, but his non-malicious speech put another big knife in Sakaguchi Ango's heart.

"No, Sakunosuke-san, I am definitely a man both physically and mentally."

Shiinagawa actually answered Oda Sakunosuke's nonsensical question very seriously.

The pair's 'natural mixed doubles' inflicted massive secondary damage on the victim, Ango Sakaguchi, while Dazai was happy to watch and worked to make the scene even more chaotic.

Shiinagawa didn't know how to comfort Mr. Sakaguchi, he racked his brains to think of words that could make him feel better

"It's okay, Mr. Sakaguchi, it's just that I accidentally called 'Mom'. This is a very common thing... probably very common?"

Shiinagawa turned his gaze to Dazai Osamu, and Dazai Osamu, who understood the meaning of the other party, released his hand from Shiinagawa's waist.

He put his arms in a big cross across his chest

"I'm different, I didn't say it accidentally, Shiina's mother is Shiina's mother!"

"Dazai... how many times have you said that you are not your mother?"

Shiinagawa looked helplessly at Osamu Dazai, and you kid should stop making trouble at this time.

Ji Feigou jumped in a panic, and Ango Sakaguchi was in crisis.

The natural person still doesn't know why, the troublemaker secretly has bad ideas, and the innocent person who tries to comfort the other party has inadvertently caused critical blows to the other party, and the social animal may become the biggest victim of this crisis.

In the chaotic living room with the voices of three people, only one person stood still.

Oda Sakunosuke took another mouthful of curry, chewing slowly in his mouth to taste the taste of curry.

It's really delicious, he thought.

The author has something to say: Ango Sakaguchi: Help

Shiinagawa: What to do, what to do, how to comfort Mr. Sakaguchi?

Osamu Dazai: I just want to make trouble! ! !

Oda Sakunosuke: The curry is really delicious.

I'm really a little ooc expert, I'm rotten! (than thumb.jpg)

And there will be daily updates until next Tuesday

感谢在2020-10-1915:37:55~2020-10-2011:16:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 123 bottles of h night; 10 bottles of fruit tea;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!