On the Perfect Way to Conquer Turtle Hair

For a moment, Hua Ling suddenly felt sympathetic to Shen Tu, and it was fine to marry a Doubi wife, and there was a Doubi younger brother here.Does Shen Tu have a special attractive and funny physique...

Seeing Yu Lei's expression filled with righteous indignation, Hua Ling opened his mouth, hesitated, and closed it again. He didn't want to be Yu Lei's first sex education teacher.Thinking about Yu Lei's obsession with practicing in seclusion for thousands of years, and looking at his current addiction to games, Hua Ling knows that this guy is a typical single-cell, one-tenth muscle. Interesting things - the degree of madness is probably even worse than his elder brother.

What if I explain it to him clearly, and he will be like Gun Gun, looking for people to rub around...

Gods, demons, chameleons, etc., are too popular.

Therefore, Hua Ling decided to keep Yu Lei's naive and ignorant boyish heart, and wait for him to wake up.And the most troublesome thing for Hua Ling now is that Yu Lei beat Yang Jian, which is obviously the rhythm that triggered the crisis in the bilateral relationship between gods and demons.

Just when Hua Ling was worried, Fei Lian came. As soon as he entered the room, Hua Ling saw Fei Lian's cold poker face, and knew that he knew about it.

Sure enough, Fei Lian coldly said to Yu Lei, "Explain."

Yu Lei sat on the sofa and was still in the sullen stage, Hua Ling rubbed his forehead when he saw this, and briefly narrated what happened, to the effect that Yu Lei misunderstood, so he shot and hurt Yang Jian.

Hearing this, Fei Lian said, "Yang Jian's injury is not serious, it's just that there are some scratches on his body, but the nature of this incident is bad. Queen Mother Xiling sent someone to come to me early in the morning, asking us to give a clear explanation. .”

After finishing speaking, Fei Lian turned his head to look at Yu Lei, and said, "You and I will apologize to Yang Jian later."

When Yu Lei heard this, his eyes widened, and he said angrily, "Why? He attacked me first."

Fei Lian raised his eyebrows and said, "Yang Jian came out of the bathroom without even a piece of cloth on his body. Is he holding a three-pointed double-edged knife or soap in his hand? Which eye of yours saw that he wanted to attack you?"

Yu Lei said: "I don't know, anyway, when I saw him, I was about to go mad. He must have used some kind of black magic on me."

Fei Lian said coldly: "It's your own tricks."

Yu Lei stood up from the sofa in a hurry, and said in disbelief: "Where is my plan wrong? I'm going to find Gun Gun."

Fei Lian continued: "From the moment you saw Yang Jian, you were in a bad state. You stared at him all day during the meeting yesterday. How dare you say that you have no plans for him?"

Hearing this, Yu Lei blushed a little, and said, "Who told him to dress like the Second Young Master? When I saw him, I remembered the stinky look of the Second Young Master. It would be great if there were releases and exemptions." ? It was him who beat him."

Fei Lian glared at Yu Lei fiercely, and said sharply: "That's enough, your brain circuits are stuck between two and three dimensions when you play games, look at how you still look like a demon king, Yang Jian wears it!" Any clothes are his freedom, what reason do you have to interfere with other people, just break into their room without authorization, and beat someone for no reason, it really embarrasses my Demon Realm."

Yu Lei was still resentful, but Fei Lian's words made him unable to refute.

Fei Lian continued: "Apologize with me, otherwise, you don't want to continue playing games in the future." Fei Lian stretched out his hand, took out the computer from Yu Lei's pocket, and said, "I have already added you to the magic network base. Three blacklists, you won’t be able to log in in a short time, if you cause trouble for me again during the summit, I’ll turn your Tibetan mastiff beggar into a Chihuahua beggar.”

Hearing this, Yu Lei struggled for a while, and finally sat back on the sofa like a frustrated ball. Although he had the title of Demon Lord, Yu Lei had been taught by Fei Lian since ancient times.On the contrary, every time he got into trouble, it was Fei Lian who wiped his ass with all kinds of aftermath.Although Yu Lei is single-celled, he can still tell right from wrong, black from black, and has a straightforward personality. He scratched his scalp and said, "Apologize, then apologize. At worst, I won't prick him next time. My account, please return it to me... ..."

Fei Lian glared at him, beckoning him to follow him, Yu Lei stood up sullenly, followed Fei Lian out of the room.Before leaving, Fei Lian said to Hua Ling: "Because of this matter, the meeting this morning may be postponed for half an hour. I heard that the second prince of the Dragon Palace, Ao Xun and Yang Jian, have a very good personal relationship. This matter may cause him dissatisfaction. Go there early after breakfast, control the situation, and don't cause unnecessary disputes."

Hearing Ao Xun's name, Hua Ling frowned, Ao Xun was enough to give him a headache, and now he had to deal with that arrogant Ao Xun, Hua Ling felt overwhelmed.But looking at Fei Lian's livid face, Hua Ling still nodded. It would be unwise to choke on the lungs of the Chairman of the Demon Committee at this time.

After Fei Lian and Yu Lei left, Hua Ling picked out a light blue casual outfit and looked at it in the mirror for a long time. She felt that this color was quite refreshing, and her affinity seemed to be greatly improved.

After tidying up, Hua Ling came to the restaurant of the resort to have breakfast. Most practitioners are used to getting up early, Hua Ling originally got up late, but was delayed by Yu Lei, when she came to the restaurant, there were only a few people left.

However, the variety of buffet breakfast is still very rich. Many of the foods are unique to Asgard Palace. They are exquisitely shaped and fragrant. He took a pot of Qionghua wine from the fairy world, walked to a seat by the window, and sat down.

Hua Ling picked up the food on the plate and had just eaten two bites when she felt that there was a figure on the opposite side. Looking up, Ao Su was sitting opposite her with a plate in his hand.

When Hua Ling saw Ao Su, he couldn't help being a little surprised. In his impression, Ao Su didn't seem like a person who likes to sleep late, but it's obviously a bit late for breakfast now.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth slightly, and said, "Why is it so late, Your Highness, is it because too many people who were monitoring last night were too tired?"

Ao Su raised his head, looked at Hua Ling and said, "The other people in the meeting are very disciplined and don't need to be monitored."

Hualing: ...

Ao Su looked down at the plate in front of Hua Ling, frowned slightly, then reached out and brought Hua Ling's plate in front of him.

Hua Ling's eyes widened, and she said, "Hey, hey, Your Highness, this is free, you can take it as you like, don't grab mine..."

Ao Su ignored Hua Ling, took an empty plate and a clean fork from the side, and sorted out a lot of things from Hua Ling's plate.

A few minutes later, there was only a small fairy root green melon left on Hua Ling's plate, two fried egg yolks - the egg whites were peeled off, and a small cluster of light green algae silk. After that, Ao Su reached out and called the restaurant's staff The waiter, Xiao Xiantong, asked him to bring Hua Ling a bowl of porridge and two slices of whole wheat bread.Then he asked Xiao Xiantong to take the food he had picked out together with the unopened pot of Qionghua wine next to him.

Only then did Ao Su put the plate back in front of Hua Ling, and said softly, "Eat."

Hua Ling looked down at the melon, two eggs and a few shreds on his plate, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, he raised his head to look at Ao Su, and said, "Your Highness, is this the way of hospitality in the Immortal Palace? I remember When we hosted the summit in the Demon Realm last time, we didn’t stingy everyone in terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation, right? What do you mean, is the Asgard’s budget tight? They don’t even let people eat a full meal?”

Holding a knife and fork, Ao Su slowly cut slices of bread on the plate, and said, "His Royal Highness, your current physical condition is not suitable for eating too much greasy food, otherwise yin deficiency will turn into yang deficiency, and qi and blood will easily go backwards. out of tune."

Hua Ling held the fork in her hand, wishing she could stick it into Ao Su's face, and said with a dark face, "Then you have to let me eat too?"

Ao Su looked down at his own plate, then at Hua Ling's plate, and said, "According to my calculations, these portions are enough to supplement your physical energy, eating more is useless."

Only then did Hua Ling realize that there were only two slices of bread on Ao Su's plate, and a piece of fried egg, nothing else. Holding the knife and fork, Ao Su slowly cut one of the slices of bread in front of him. Cut into two-centimeter squares with a knife.

Hua Ling raised her eyebrows and looked at Ao Su, then a sneer appeared on her face, put down the knife and fork in her hand, leaned on the chair, and said in a cold voice: "Ao Su, let's make it clear, although you are mine Attending doctor, but don't you think you have managed too much these two days?"

Ao Su raised his head, looked at Hua Ling seriously, and asked, "His Royal Highness, have you found the abnormal pattern of your hand?"

Hua Ling: "...not yet."

Ao Su nodded, and said: "In this case, it is my responsibility to continue to pay attention to your physical condition until I find out its abnormality, otherwise, I cannot guarantee that it will not cause any other harm to you."

Seeing Ao Su's serious expression, Hua Ling was taken aback for a moment, and said, "What other harm?"

Ao Su continued to speak: "The reproduction and regeneration technology of cell regeneration powder's own cells is not stable and mature, not to mention this kind of genetically modified cell grafting technology. I once tried to transplant a crab clip to the tentacles of an octopus. Not very optimistic."

Hua Ling asked, "Can't the clip move?"

Ao Su shook his head and said in a deep voice: "At first it went smoothly, but then I found that the original instinct and memory still remained in the cells of the crab's clip. The octopus was the enemy. One day the clip lost control and cut off all the other tentacles of the octopus. , and finally cut the body of the octopus into silk.”

Hualing: ...

He looked down at his left hand, clenched his fist, then raised his head to look at Ao Su, wondering: "You mean, this hand will also..."

Ao Su's eyes sank, and he said: "I'm not sure. One thing I can be sure of now is that when I'm not far from it, I can feel its existence and feel the presence of my own soul. Force, in this case, there should be no dangerous loss of control, but once we are far away, the situation will be uncertain. Unless I can find out its abnormal laws after it is out of my range of perception. "

Hearing this, Hua Ling was startled for a moment, thinking of the night when he slept soundly last night, he couldn't help feeling a little puzzled, could it be that the reason why he didn't masturbate last night was because Ao Su was nearby?

Ao Su cut the slices of bread, picked up the fork, started from the slice in the upper left corner, and ate the slices of bread from top to bottom from left to right.

At this moment, Hualing's previous good appetite had disappeared, and he felt a little irritable. He picked up the fork and picked up the food on the plate casually, eating absent-mindedly.

While eating, Hua Ling glanced at Ao Su opposite. Ao Su was still dressed as yesterday, including the pair of white gloves. Looking at the neatly cut slices of bread on his plate, he felt a little strange. They were all something to be eaten in his stomach. Is it necessary to make it so delicate?

Watching Ao Su cut and eat so earnestly, Hua Ling felt as if what was on Ao Su's plate was not a meal, but a work of art.Just like that, Hualing watched Ao Su eat a piece of bread, and then began to cut the second piece.At this moment, the corner of Hua Ling's mouth curled up secretly, and a sly light flashed from his eyes.

Just when Ao Su made the last cut, Hua Ling stretched out his hand and slapped Ao Su's arm violently. When Ao Su was touched by him, the blade in his hand deflected and the cut was a little crooked.

Ao Su raised his head and looked at Hua Ling, who smiled and said, "A fly landed on your sleeve."

Ao Su blinked, and said: "The princes of the Dragon Palace all have dragon power protection, and snakes, insects, rats and ants can't get close."

Hua Ling said without changing her expression, "Oh, that might be a blind fly."

Ao Su didn't speak any more, and looked down at the slices of bread on the plate.Hua Ling stared at Ao Su with great interest, and said, "Your Highness, the time for the meeting is coming, hurry up and eat."

Ao Su hesitated for a moment, picked up the plate on the table, got up and walked aside, dumped the slice of bread into the trash can, and then went to get another slice back.

Hualing's eyes were bright, and her face was full of complacency.

Ao Su, I finally discovered your weakness, hahaha, is it Virgo's obsessive-compulsive disorder?Let's see how this king will torment you in the future...

The author has something to say: I saw a lot of girls leaving messages yesterday asking Dun Dun Dun what she meant, let me explain it together: In the Jiansan game, the beggar gang has a combo skill that can beat people so hard that they can’t fight back. Rolling on the ground, when being beaten, they will make a sound of slapping, so they are commonly known as beggars.Of course, it is said that the profession of Er Shao is the nemesis of the beggar gang. There are more exemptions and releases, and it is more difficult to pierce. Therefore, our Lord Yu Lei dislikes Yang Jian more and more, and especially wants to pierce him...

Pfft, of course, he will definitely suffer in the future, hahaha...