On the Perfect Way to Conquer Turtle Hair

Seeing the "doctor's order" sent by Ao Su, Hualing's little flower was completely wilted. At this moment, he had no character at all, and threw away his phone in anger.

Hua Ling looked at the time, it was not yet nine o'clock in the evening, it was a bit boring to be alone in the room, so he simply got up and got dressed, and decided to go for a walk.

When going downstairs, Hua Ling looked at Fei Lian's room downstairs, but there was still no one there. After walking outside, she found that the villa next door to Yu Lei was also dark and silent, and the nightlife was quite rich...

Hualing walked along the gravel path towards the seaside. It was dark at this moment, and there were no special lighting tools on the beach, so the whole beach was shrouded in darkness. With the light of the villa area, one could vaguely see the upturned trees on the beach. Whitecaps.

The night was intoxicating, the evening breeze was slightly cool, and the sea breeze was refreshing. A certain point in Hua Ling's memory seemed to be poked, and he felt comfortable all over. He took off his shoes and walked slowly on the beach on the waves.

Looking up at the starry sky, the sea and the sky in the distance merge into one, and the shining stars in the sky are like diamonds dotted on the curtain, shining and moving, one by one seems to fall into the sea.

Hua Ling simply put on her clothes and sat on the beach, allowing waves of sea water to hit her body.He looked up at the starry sky and night, and suddenly seemed to recall the situation ten thousand years ago. Before he took shape, under the ginkgo tree on Prajna Mountain, he and many of his friends did the same, dancing and playing together in the night.

Time flies, time flies, and a thousand years have passed in the blink of an eye. When my merits and virtues are perfected and transformed into a human form, those companions who accompanied me have already turned into dust...

Hua Ling felt that she was lucky. If she hadn't gotten Tiankui Ling by chance, she would have become an insignificant insect corpse under the ginkgo tree.Since ancient times, entering the Tao with monsters has been the most difficult way in the three realms, and the worm body is the smallest kind among beasts and myriad creatures.

Needless to say, the dragon clan has been the king of beasts since ancient times, the most noble race, powerful magic power and unique noble status make their whole race rank among the immortals.Even in the ordinary clans of tigers, snakes, eagles and foxes in the world, every thousand years there will be one or two outstanding people who have cultivated to become elites.As for the Zerg race, in Hua Ling's memory, he was the first person to overcome the calamity with the body of a bug and achieve Mahayana perfection.

Thinking of this, Hualing sighed slightly. He lay down, stretched his limbs, and lay in the sea, feeling the coolness of the waves coming to submerge him. There is a hint of endless loneliness and loneliness...

Night, sea waves, starry sky...Thousands of years ago, Hua Ling remembered that she had such a wayward behavior of lying in the water, but the difference was that at that time, she was not alone. Xing Tian, ​​there is Chi You, there is Kuafu...

Many partners drank and laughed together, sang songs into the sky, drank together, made trouble together, laughed together, wrestled together... Finally, everyone shirtless and got into the water together.

A group of domineering, invincible and frightening demon gods naively competed who could hold their breath longer in the water.

Recalling the scene at that time, Hua Ling couldn't help showing a faint smile on his face. He still remembered that the result of that time was that Ping Yi won the first place, and the title of water god was by no means a vain name.That night, Ping Yi smiled and looked at a group of people who were drunk and collapsed on the beach, full of pride, and then early the next morning, when Hua Ling and Xing Tian came to find Ping Yi with their noses dragging, Ping Yi was so busy that his hands softened, and he vowed to return to the beach again. And don't play such silly games with them.

Hua Ling still remembered that Xing Tian's face was flushed with fever, and he complained dissatisfiedly: "Who told me that the devil won't catch a cold? Stand up and I will never hit him..."

Tens of thousands of years of time, at the flick of a finger...

Now, Hualing knows that the voices and smiles of those departed partners can only remain in his memory forever. He lay quietly in the water, emptied his mind, relaxed his limbs, let the sea wash over his body, let the waves Slowly dragging herself into the water, with the help of the surging waves, Hua Ling's body is like a leaf of duckweed, floating on the surface of the water...

Just when Hualing was immersed in reminiscing about the past, a burst of noise sounded on the beach. Hualing frowned, feeling dissatisfied with the interruption of this rare tranquility. He closed his eyes, didn't bother to pay attention, and looked forward to People on shore left early.It's a pity that things didn't go as planned, the noise became louder and louder, and then a burst of messy and hurried footsteps came across the water, Hua Ling felt her neck tightened, her shoulders were grabbed, and her whole body was dragged to the shore violently. Throw it on the ground.

Hua Ling, who had landed on the back of his head, was knocked dizzy. Before he could recover, he felt someone pressing hard on his stomach. At the same time, he heard an anxious voice next to his ear: "Amitabha! , benefactor, you can’t be overthinking it, hurry up... Su He, keep pressing, if it doesn’t work, give artificial respiration.”

With another pair of hands slamming on her chest, Hua Ling finally opened her eyes, facing a face that was less than five centimeters away from her. Looking at the slightly reflected light on the forehead, Hua Ling recognized the person in front of her. It was the young monk from Shaolin.

Seeing Hua Ling open his eyes, the little monk was overjoyed, and said to the little Taoist priest who smashed Hua Ling's chest, "Su He, he's awake, he's not dead..."

In an instant, another handsome face approached, this one was a little Taoist priest from Wudang.

Hualing's eyes blurred, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she said, "If you don't wake up, you will be crushed to death by you."

Seeing this, the little monk immediately helped Hua Ling up from the ground. At this moment, with the help of the moonlight in the sky, the two finally recognized that the person in front of them was His Highness the Spirit King of the Demon Realm.

The little Taoist blinked his eyes and asked, "Qing Kong, why can't His Highness the Demon King know how to swim?"

Hua Ling was silent for a few seconds, then said, "I will."

The little monk said, "Why is Your Highness so overwhelmed?"

Hua Ling was silent for a few seconds, then said, "I don't think about it, I'm swimming."

The little monk and the little Taoist: ...

After a long while, the two looked at each other, set up Hua Ling on the left and the right, walked to the water's edge, threw him into the water again, and then said: "His Royal Highness, continue."

After all, they turned and left.

Hualing sitting in the water: ...

Following the fairy world, His Royal Highness the Demon King has also blacklisted the mortal world from tonight - teasing bixiong children is too annoying.

Hua Ling was so disturbed that she lost the interest to continue recalling. Today is really a sad day. The comfort of the body has been disturbed, and the memory of the spirit has been interrupted. It is a double blow. His Royal Highness is soaked and embarrassed back to the room.

As soon as he entered the door, he sneezed three times in a row. Hua Ling had already foreseen the day when he would be sick tomorrow, but Fei Lian's crow's mouth was right. He took off his clothes and got into the bathroom.

After taking a bath, Hualing got into bed, her head was a little dizzy, maybe because of thinking of those friends who passed away, Hualing's mood was a little low, he buried his head in the pillow, and didn't want to move.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door. Hua Ling was a little annoyed, but the people outside kept knocking persistently. He had no choice but to get up and wrap himself in a bathrobe, get up from the bed and walk to the door.

The door opened, and standing outside was the little fairy boy who led the way during the day. The little fairy boy held a warm pot in his hand, handed it to Hua Ling, and said, "His Royal Highness Ping Wang, this is what the eldest prince asked me to give you. Here it is, stewed black-bone chicken with red dates and donkey-hide gelatin, added wolfberry and angelica motherwort, boiled with ginger and pear rock sugar juice, the eldest prince said that this is for dispelling cold, relieving cough, nourishing yin and tonifying kidney, please drink it quickly."

Hualing: ...

After a while, Hua Ling took the warm pot with stiff arms, and the little fairy boy continued crisply: "The eldest prince said that you should drink it while it's hot, otherwise he will ask someone to boil another pot for you." , Xiao Xiantong bowed politely, turned and left.

Hua Ling was holding the warm pot in his hand, and for a while, his heart was full of mixed feelings. It seemed that Ao Su could indeed sense the condition of his body. This strange feeling has never appeared in the life of the Great Demon King for nearly ten thousand years.A corner of my heart seemed to be touched lightly by this heat, it was crispy, numb, and warm.

However, this wonderful feeling didn't last for a few seconds, Hua Ling quickly shifted her attention to what Xiao Xiantong said just now, donkey-hide gelatin?Black-bone chicken?Motherwort? !What the hell are they?

Hualing sat on the sofa, turned on the warm pot, and a strange smell came out, Hualing frowned, wondering if this thing could really be drunk?After a while, he finally mustered up the courage to take a sip while pinching his nose...

The pungent and sweet taste of ginger stimulates Hualing's taste buds...it's so damn unpalatable.Hua Ling sticks out her tongue, wishing she could spit out the mouth.

However, half a minute later, the spicy taste in her mouth dissipated, and a warm feeling gushed out from her stomach and spread to her limbs. The discomfort in the room has been reduced a lot.

He stared blankly at the warm pot, it turned out that it was really useful...

Afterwards, Hua Ling slowly drank the whole pot of soup. After drinking it, she felt hot all over her body, as if every pore radiated heat.

It was so comfortable, Hualing felt drowsy, fell on the bed, and fell into a deep sleep.

The next morning, when Hualing woke up, the discomfort from the night before had completely disappeared. What surprised him even more was that he didn't masturbate last night, and the sheets under him were dry and comfortable.

Hua Ling felt full of energy. He stretched out his left hand to look at it, and felt a little strange. Could it be that he misunderstood it before?

At this moment, the door of the room was slammed open, and Yu Lei rushed into Hua Ling's room like a gust of wind. Hua Ling raised her head with a dark face and was about to curse, but saw Yu Lei's angry face.

"What's wrong?" Hua Ling was stunned for a moment and asked.

Yu Lei said: "People in the fairy world are really despicable."

"Huh?" Hua Ling was puzzled, frowning and looking at Yu Lei.

"Gun Gun didn't come back last night. I followed its breath this morning and found that it went to the second young master's villa." Yu Lei said. "That black-haired dog seduced Gun Gun."

Hualing: ...

It's really not certain who is seducing whom.

"And then?" Hua Ling continued to ask.

"I searched around his villa, but I didn't find Gungun, and it didn't come when I summoned it, so I went directly to the second young master's bedroom, and then the second young master came out of the bathroom and attacked me." Yu Lei continued.

Hua Ling heard the words, looked at Yu Lei and said, "Yang Jian attacked you? What did you do?"

Yang Jian has been rated as the number one male god in the Three Realms for many years. In addition to being handsome, what is more important is his aloof personality and elegant qualities. It is impossible for him to attack Yu Lei for no reason, and Hua Ling knows his brother's urine too well. Sex, he firmly believed that Yu Lei must have done something first to provoke Yang Jian.

Yu Lei said angrily: "I didn't do anything, he used a spell on me as soon as he came out, damn it caused me to be injured, you must know that I haven't shed blood for thousands of years."

When Hua Ling heard this, her heart sank, and she continued, "What kind of magic did he use on you? Our spiritual power is limited in the mortal world, and Yang Jian's cultivation is far below yours. How could he hurt you?"

Yu Lei said impatiently: "I don't know. As soon as he came out, my throat tightened, my heart beat faster, and my whole body was full of energy and blood. This is a sign of madness. He must have used some kind of magic trick on me. .”

Hearing Yu Lei's adjectives, Hua Ling felt a strange feeling in his heart. He looked at Yu Lei and said slowly, "Where did you get hurt?"

Yu Lei pointed at his nostrils and said, "Here, both nostrils are bleeding, a lot..."

Hualing: ...

After a long while, Hua Ling said, "You have met Yang Jian several times yesterday. When you met the first few times, didn't you have this... feeling of being insane? Why did you feel... today? Yang Jian had a relationship with yesterday. What's different?"

Yu Lei thought for a while, and said, "Yesterday he was dressed like a yellow chicken. I wanted to prick him as soon as I saw him. I didn't have any other feelings. Today is different. Today he came out of the bathroom without any clothes on. "

Hualing: ...

"You saw Yang Jian without clothes, so you have a nosebleed, right?" Hua Ling concluded slowly.

"Yes, so he must have cast some despicable spell on me." Yu Lei said angrily.

Hua Ling couldn't help but rubbed her forehead, and continued to ask, "Then, what did you do?"

"I gave him a hard punch."

Hualing: ...

What about Fei Lian?Let's go home, this meeting can't be held.